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spade:
Prior to the entrance of the celebrity guest, Tayo had told the other housemates he knew Desmond from way back, but Mr. 265 didn't believe him. He muttered something in a mocking tone: "Someone said Desmond Elliot is their friend. Well, we shall see how well they know each other today."

Numbers is such a pric'k. Hope say shame catch am last last
Thanks for the heads up spade

Skelewu....

No wahala let's get this parrie cracking

masagoody:
also lost out in the final stage last year....but that ain't important now because am back...

Eyaa God bless your hustle bro. I dey see your moves for all these threads.
BTW those BEDC guys send you regret mail? I'm yet to see any mail in box up till this time

Ksslib:
Warning; if youre using a java phone,1992 desktop or I pass my neighbour laptop, do not, i repeat, do not read ochons reply to wolf cos the epistle will crash your device,no kidding!

Ostrich, biko, na your hand we dey!

Hahaha...my guy calm down jare
Ochon na my guy. Its all love bro. Had quite some good lines for him too

As Dettol would famously ask; I don't tell what's up, who will?!

Anyway, upgrading my mobile device just incase

MODIFIED;

Lol I see ochon has predictably dropped a rebuttal. No wahala bro. There's actually no point for us going down this road.

If you dig deep into my post you'll understand I was just frustrated with the position you took. Maybe I expected more from you. But hey you don't go raising your hopes on any dullard right? It goes to show exactly how far highly you're held. Like I said maybe I set my minmum expectations of you so high but in all, you should know I never set out to run you over.

Fair enough?

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decantan:
Feeling is mutual my dear,I don't care about you either ......but I do see your point ,we shouldn't lose our focus .....and the reason for the thread .

Good. Glad we're now on the same wavelength.

Just one more correction though. Please don't call me 'dear' again. I don't appreciate it when such word comes from someone who shares my gender.

I understand some guys on here are open to pushing the boundaries of their sexuality; I'm not. Never will.

Thank you.

decantan:
I don't really care about peace ,I will state my opinion wherever and however I choose .

Not that I care that much about you, I just need some sanity and clarity to return to the thread for benefit of folks who rely on this thread for tangible information.

Some people's decorum and altitude is a reflection of why we're where we are as a people.

SMH.

decantan:
I just hope we don't end up regretting voting for goitse .....last year all your strategies failed ....it is really hard to take you serious.

Eyaa Spade aka AudioRage , I think you should let Decanta off the hook. (S)he directly quoted you on a submission you specifically and explicitly adressed to certain persons other than him(her). In otherwords (s)he had no business responding to your observations, yet (s)he did.

If that is not reaching out and seeking peace, I don't know what is. This is a faceless forum. I think Decanta has every right to live out his(her) fantasies, but (s)he must be careful to not appear as a bully who wants to forcefully shove bollocks down people's throat. People always resists such tyranny.

I hope you've learnt your lessons with the debacle. Chief among which is that no body LORDS social media. You should see me take Oby Ezekwesili and ElRufai to cleaners whenever I feel they've become too overbearing on twitter. See me na lanky poor boy taking on political heavy weights. But that's social media for you. You don't get to have the last say. You don't get to arrogate infallability to yourself. You don't get to do a dam'n thing other than being a humble lamb

That said, Spade; this call for a cease fire is final. I'll unleash my drone on you if I hear pim about this case again from you . Do your jail time and come out a reformed man

Chai Epistles ooh. Make una no vex na Mattew 5:9 inspire this one ooh

Goodnight y'all.

JJ's ancestry in focus!

Sipe addressing hms alleging she's not been shown sufficient respect as HOH.
I'm inclined to agree with her

Did JJ at any time get to inherit the HOH title from home? He acts like anyone else who won stole it from him

spade:
Oh, so now you're lying again about using his name "to troll"?
Dem catch for dis one, you jump to another one?
From "I am Ojukwu Ifeanyi" to "I am a lesbo" to "I'm not a man" to "Hey, look at my 'real' pics. I AM a woman!" to "How are you sure that's not a friend of mine" to "Oh my brother, oh my brother, he's a rising star. I'm reporting you to the MI6" to "I was just using that name to troll".

Give it up, bro. Really! It's no big deal. We're all fam here. I actually like you as a person.

Oh... and about that song, yeah, I had it and "Jigi Jigi Bom Bom" on my Nokia phone (wey spoil a few days ago) - Didn't you get the message I was trying to pass to you in Igbo a few days ago?

Bro there is no doubt whatsoever that you've uncovered the smoking gun. Been on Nairaland a long time to see very many wannabees get busted, sometimes very shameful; at other times very comical.

Case in point is very shameful. Like a sedan car stuck in a slippery mud area, he keeps stepping on the accelerator hoping to make a grand dash off the mud zone; except he doesn't know he's digging himself further down the mud, requiring a far more escape velocity than previously needed.

Now check out this post where iphie25 advised her not yield to people's request for her pictures owing to 9ja's hard stance on gays (we never know how far then...though I always kept a funny thought)

iphie25:
Nne just as ur in the wrong body so are u in the wrong country o...pls don't reveal ur true identity to anyone o...Naija laws no dey smile(this one they are asking for ur name)...coz u might just bag some jail time. LoL *just kidding*

To which she replied;

decantan:
Lol am I a kid?

Yet in a desperate bid to keep it together, (s)he VOLUNTARILY 'released' pictures of 'herself' unearthing a supposed identity (s)he ought to guard religiously knowing how tough it is for gays in this side of the world.

When detectives break serial killers' killing spree, its not because those detectives are overly smarter than these perverts who are always a step ahead of the 'em feds, NO. Its mainly because these killers arrogate infallability to themselves and consequently starts making unconscious mistakes along the way. That's where detectives pick up bits of the jig saw from.

To the Lesbo wannabe, its over son, give it up. You can contact Olivia Pope for some damage control. Trust me she's good at fixing these sort of scandals

Nice work Spade.

forkadict:
ROTFLMAO

I love this dude no homo.

First it was that post you spoke like a BOSS advising @LabellamafiaZA not to disrespect @Safarigirl. Now this...

LMFAO.

Na was o. Nairaland has a looooong memory. E no dey forget tinzz.

Please pardon me. Just trying to bring myself to speed.

More grease to your hustle pally
I hope you get paid man as the street is very military

Got nothing but love from this end too bro no homo

spade:
Bros, when are you going to tell these people the truth?

Haha...pally e get people wey never know your level for CIA
Go ahead and unmask that moniker jare

decantan:
Lol fork addit wants me yo stay, you didn't even like me before

Lol. Babe if I were you I'd back the fork off.
He's forkadict. If memory serves me right, then he's making a play at your bowl plate, lesbian or not

You just know fork is on a mission when he turns peacemaker for BBA thread wey him na Hitler. Check out this classic quote and make an informed decision;

Anytime wey I see toto dey waste, e dey always give me headache and malaria - Forkadict [2014]

@Fork My guy I'm in a very serious bumper2bumper traffic for 3MB, allow these attacks to flow, na wetin dey keep me sane for here

ShortPistolZA:
LOL @ almost changing your studies mid-stream. Dude, Boston Legal was the shizniz! Best show ever in its genre imo. Which channel does Suits play at?

MnetE & MnetW; 101 & 102 resp. I think they now air season 4. Got 1-3 though from Amazon. You could try it. You won't regret you did

cutemii:
@decantan if u are really a proud lesbian let's see ur face


Upload ur pics u might jus get a date

Nice one babe. Its on...
To whom a gauntlet is laid at her feet, a response is expected...
Entertain me Decantan!

ShortPistolZA:
Passed my BAR exams from that show, Boston Legal

I loved that show!

Oh Denny Crane...
Those were fun times mehn. As an Engineering undergrad then, I almost jumped ship to Law cos of the ripple effects that show left on me. You should see Suits too; it falls short of BL's humour but its up their too with those classics

MoyoGENERAL:
bros, e be like say na 1994 you dey!!!!

#tayothelaziest# don pass Naaaa

na #tayothefunniest# dey reign oooo

Hahaha thanks man.
Like I said earlier, I've not been following actively this term. Thanks again

#TayoTheFunniest

Kaii Tayo has been seriously and successfully maligned by this conspirators.
Dude has tactically manoeuvred to camping anywhere MamBea perches. The guy dey try...if na me, its a wrap. I can't stand wimps who some crazy rules means I can't blow their snitchy mouths when I feel like. I fit run mad!! Arrrggghhh

Una dey try to dey follow ds show religiously. I can't fit mbok. I'm out abeg, tomorrow na work. Goodnight y'all

#TayoTheLaziest

dominique:
I pumped 8 sms votes, 100 online votes and at least 50 wechat votes Guess that was not enough

Its unfortunate.
But hey this could be the beginning of some great friendship blw us and Moz...you never know

Here we go;

265 - 7;
Macky2 - 5;
Idris - 5;
Sipe - 5;
Ella - 3;
Butterfly - 3;

Plus Goitse and whomever HOH puts up tomorrow

I think biggie might just put all of 'em up, 3 is too big a number for one not to be up

adebisicutie:
We warned you guys to vote for Frankie, wasted oppourtunity

Did my bit...dumped my 200votes for him, clearly that effort wasn't enough

spade:
How Africa Voted:

Ellah - Uganda, Tanzania, Kenya, Ghana

Trezagah - Mozambique, Zambia, Nigeria

Nhlanhla - South Africa, Botswana, ROA

Butterphly - Zimbabwe, Malawi

Permithias - Namibia

Frankie - Rwanda

Oh sh1t!!..Rwanda is gone just like that

Nominates 265 and Macky2

cutemii:
I feel ur pain bro... but then let's call a spade a spade

This your behaviour is really childish. How can you make pun of his predicament. Its not cool babe, let's call a spade a spade

So Decanta is a self-professed, non-repentant non-appologetic lesbian?

Issorait

Oh we're on the tripple 5...Nice, its gon be a good week. Why? Didn't struggle for this; I just happened on it, that's why

primeson1:
av applied early this year....and was not invited.... and I got an sms now even with an email for test...na to hit dat place on Saturday b d tin.....singlefade....didn't c d pm

Bros how far. Na interview abi na test?
And what time where you sheduled?

Lero15 you wey be Civil Engr dey pursue insurance job like ds so..
Oya give me the 411 make I gatecrash too . Its very close to where I work make I try am out
Did you impersonate with an email or text from mansard when you gatecrashed yours?

decanta:
Now I get the hype about trezegah,the dude is indeed very funny and entertaining.... That being said,he might slowly turn into a big threat ,I see no wisdom in voting him,like someone in this thread wisely suggested Frankie is the most sensible strategic voting this week.....for those of you who love strategizing anyway ,I normally just enjoy the show and don't really care which country takes the money ,but Tayo is just too good it will be very unfair if the dude does not go home with the money.
So for the first time am going to compromise my principles, I've stopped voting Ellah, we still have four days left,if we start massive campaign and voting frankie might still take the Naija vote ....pls let's put our differences aside.

I think this submission makes a lot of sense. So I might just dump my 100votes for frankie at lunchtime. My heart screams Trez as he's been such a funny dude to watch and a dependable ally to my boy Tayo but at this time, Frankie looks more sure a safe bet. Hope I'm justified come sunday.

I'm sorry Trez, hope you survive sunday..

davide470:
Hey bro,

Been a while Engineering ish passed through my mind but would give you two of which I would recommend:

1. Moody International Nigeria
www.standards.org/certification_bodies/listing/moody_international_nigeria

They also outsource for E&P's, especially Exxon.

2. VELOSI Group Nigeria
www.standards.org/certification_bodies/listing/velosi_group_nigeria

This people no far from my work-chop. And they look ohk.

But you got be in the industry to really do these courses.

Thanks a lot man. You're always coming through for boys with your right-on-the-money insights.
Both links look really good so I'm spoilt at the latitude of my options. Thanks again Dave

@davide470; Bro got any ideas on where I can do a QMS certification in Lagos? Its a quality management course that certifies you in engineering materials inspection or a QA/QC role.
Kindly indulge me with any info you've got on this course, I need to run something along that line asap. Thanks Dave