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davide470:
Please tell me you are the one holding the sword?

Success!

Rawdeal:
Dreamer
thanks btw

Rawdeal I wouldn't mind joining my brother Dave in dying by the sword o

Success too!

berem:
At last I collected my PVC today!

Time to vote the clueless man out of Aso Rock.

Sai Buhari

We'll show you, omojuwa and your likes that you're no God.
You're backing a man whose loss at the polls led to the death of many young Nigerians including serving youth corps members. Worse still he failed to denouce the maiming acts of his goons in the hours following the break of the news of the killing leading to days of killing spree by his boys.
Berem you're a woman. You'll experience what it means to loose a loved one should you and your cohorts succeed in electing this wicked and heartless man to aso rock.
Note that I'm not against your Party, the APC but against the man you're promoting for the plum job. I'm a big fan of BRF and will discard GEJ immediately had your party fielded him.
But even saint Fashola has shown his true colour in recent weeks, justifying the saying that no man should be trusted. A highly learned learned legal luminary shamelessly campaigning for a renouned illiterate.
You guys strategically chose a man with so much baggage becos of the votes his fanatical following fetch the party in the north.
God is watching all of you. Posterity will judge y'all.

We know them already

PDP folks are crying foul over Soludo's piece.
APC guys are dancing cos they think it indicted GEJ.

My people have comprehension issues.

When certain people say that the President Jonathan had not done anything, I often wonder whether we live in the same country.
In the past 4 yrs and 8 months (please disregard the mischievous 6yrs that is been peddled around) he has been President, I have watched the East/West road grow from a footpath to an autobahn, I have seen the transfiguration of the Ore/Benin road from the shrine of tears to the delight of the pilgrim, the Abakaliki/Enugu road, the Vom/Manchock road, Kano/Maiduguri, and so much more! I have seen the trains rumble into life, cars being manufactured, internal consumption of value-added items increasing, port efficiency rising, manufacturing capacity rising, airports are more decent, I am profiting from the agricultural revolution, dams are being built, financial drains via PHCN is no more, INEC is now more efficient and Independent following Mr President’s commitment to strengthening institutions of democracy. Going forward, Police can't just harass people as such, greater participation of Nigerian companies in the oil industry, stable and booming economy, personal economic boom, and so much more...yet some people try to convince me that the President is not working but I'm seeing double!! Seriously?
But I've also seen the failings of this administration too and it hurts; the terrorism in the North East is humiliating for me and I get angry at the President for not arresting some known sponsors and saboteurs. I get angry that he could not be a bit more draconian, I am disappointed that he didn't lock up miscreants like Junaid Mohammed, Ango Abdulahi, El Rufai, Buhari, Sanusi.Lamido, Tinubu, etc and others that had/have been making seditious statements! But again, this President practices the rule of law!! Fuccking good gentleman, Jonathan.
Overall on a sector by sector basis, this has been the best performing administration by a long mile!!
Whence cometh the perceived hate then?
Its multi-faceted:
1. The North wants power by all means as a means of economic control and domination
2. Tinubu (not the West) wants power so as to get his sticky fingers in the national treasure
3. GEJ is not a scion of the old establishment so he doesn't kowtow them
5. He is an upstart who has had the effrontery to open our eyes and make the little man have hope
6. He is doing great things when he had been programmed to fail.
7. Oil Licences are expiring and the President is gonna re-alocate.
8. He has the temerity to be of a 'minority' tribe and the audacity to be a practicing Christian!!!
From these 8 points alone, he is hated by the powerful old establishment, not because he isn't performing but because he isn't one of them!! The level of hate is mind-boggling; a friend told me that a Kaduna indigene said even if GEJ should turn Nigeria to Dubai, he would keep hating him and never vote him!!! That hate is being spread in mosques, the newsprint as controlled by APC, the NASS as corrupted by Tinubu, in the core North as fuelled by ethnic champions!!!
But all the hate doesn't remove from the fact that GEJ is a performing president; it just makes me feel sad as a national to see how hate-based stupidity has blinded us to goodness of man and the destruction of our collective psyche as Nigerians.

No wahala. It is well. Let God's will be done. If it pleases God that the APC should take over power by any means possible and enslave all of us, we are watching. But the truth remains that the problem of Jonathan is he dared the establishment.


Wo1f.

2scorehigh:
I've been thinking along the same lines and I have a feeling that it is the General Buhari's camp that is actually distracting the PDP.

But on a more serious note, why do our people like concentrating on trivia so much?

Nice one bro.
Truth is there is nothing trivia about this issue. You don't how big this thing is if confirmed.
Go and ask Fmr President Richard Nixon of just how far trivialities can go in pulling down a republic. For your info Nixon demise from Presidency started with a simple break-in at a the DNC office.
Little stuffs like this has potential to snow ball into something once the missing variable completes the circuit.

CHM11:
Nice analogy, but I don't think you read my post well.

My post isn't untrue.

You cannot and will not be employed into a graduate program that has a 2'1 as minimum requirement when you have a 2'2 + MSc + PhD et al.

You could be employed in a better position in the same company but the minimum requirement for this position will not be a 2'1 at the Bachelors level but maybe a Masters or PhD and some years of experience plus other certifications.

In Buhari's case as it relates our analogy, its not because he has a 2'2 for a job that requires a 2'1, but he hasn't been able to convincingly tell everybody that he has a degree at all even when the method to prove that he has a degree is so simply and direct, a simple call or letter to WAEC and/or Cambridge will put this whole issue to rest. Why then is it so hard for Buhari to make this request?

WAEC last week said its only Buhari that can request for a copy of his result to be forwarded to INEC by simply requesting.

Cambridge this week is saying he can also request for copies.

If he truly have results with them, he should request.

Personally I think he is stalling this whole issue because:
1. Maybe he didn't go to that school and got documents doctored
2. Maybe he went to the school but didn't finish which is why his principal in the recommendation letter said "Buhari WILL pass the WASC".
3. Maybe he registered for the WASC exam, got a registration number but didn't write the exam before entering the army via the wrong way.
4. Maybe he went to the School, registered for WASC and failed, so he is trying to avoid the right channel-WASC or Cambridge.

Followed your submissions so far bro. Your thought process is top notch.

On why he's stalling, you're also right as it could one or any of the combination of the reasons you adduced above.
But what if there's a 5th reason? A final reason that could be the grand design of his foreign-hired political strategists all along?
One that would allow PDP carry on with the Certificate goose chase, but would then in a dramatic fashion reminiscent of Man City's League Title win in 2012, end 72hours to the polls with APC providing the certificate that has always been there the whole time. That would give them the momentum to make the final push and take the upper hand going into the election.

Men no mind me jare, conspiracy theories don chop my head
But seriously PDP could be walking into a serious trap they might not have time to recover from

faith2ogesco:
wen i hear lec hall2 it takes me bk to futo. Correct me if am wrong

You're absolutely right on the money bro
Guilty as charged

Kindly check your mail @peanut123. Sent you a mail since yesterday

bisiboom:
@wo1F, Thanks bro, I've applied.
did you finish from my school?

Yes I did. Not a Warhead but Lecture hall II
Goodluck with your application.

davide470:
Why are you laughing... Lol.

wo1F, small small bro. I get scared when I see a mention in this thread.

I feel you bro

MarvellousGod:
I met him in my year 1..i was packing into my new lodge(off campus) and he was packing into same lodge in a room opposite mine..he was in 300l then, said he wanted somewhere closer to school hence the change of lodge. ..

We became friends (neighbour things ), he told me stuffs about the school, advised me including making good grades, attending lectures, staying off guys, et al.. Talked me into getting a library card and would ask me if I went to the library each time I came back from school...we really became so close, attended morning mass and other church gatherings together (catholics will understand), I could borrow anything from him including beverages, food stuffs etc likewise him. whenever he had food, I wouldn't bother cooking but would simply eat from his, likewise him. he would flash me in the night to get up and read, we sometimes did night calls just to keep sleep off our eyes..During exams, whoever didn't have an exam for that day did the cooking... I can go on and on, we were the best to each other..he was good to me and I was nice to him.. People thought we were related but when they found out the truth, they strted spying on us..

All these while, nothing happened between us(it's hard to believe right? but sincerely nothing did), I never passed the night in his room though stayed late sometimes watching movies or gisting while his door was open....

He finally asked me out in his final year and that was the beginning of our romantic relationship .. I actually knew he had interest in me because of his attitude when other guys pestered me....

Anyway, it's 6yrs now and we are engaged.. he has taken the first step of seeing my parents and we are tying the nut come April. ...

Asked him why he kept disturbing me about studies during my early years in the Uni, he said "he wanted to build his world"...Yeah, we both graduated with excellent grades...

I will catch a bullet anyday for him.. His happiness is my priority. . He's my first and only love
He always says "we will teach the world the meaning of true love"..

I pray God always not to let this seed of love in us die but rather get better with time. .. I love you till death sweetheart


Yeah, true love still exists. . ... sorry for the long epistle

Oh Damn! Davide470 never stood a chance ab initio. Dave bro good you got the memo early on & made a swift 'Tactical manoeuvre'
E remain Tolutweety. That one faith wan pass JOB own

A very heart melting story Marvy. Thanks for sharing. May God bless your impending union.

davide470:
The message was directed, received and understood by the recipient, bro.

Noted. Earlier post is hereby withdrawn.
Apologies.
Do have a nice day

davide470:
No, they make them Air Hostesses inside the Helicopter

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stynhaq:
You underrate Nairaland too much. Follow this Link and see Who's Number Ten. http://www.alexa.com/topsites/countries/NG

When you are done, do a Wiki search for what Alexa.com is.

Thanks for the education.
Truth is Seun is sitting on some mega bucks.
I hereby move he sets aside 2.5% of his gross earnings per annum for CSR to the society that has made him such good fortune

bisiboom:
@peanut123 and altarboy1 and anyone else who may know - does Bristow employ ladies? .

Warhead, Hi.
Go ahead and apply. Matter of fact you stand a very good chance of nicking it than most of us guys.
I recall Bristow recently commissioned their first female captain and it was frontpage news.
Women are being given massive consideration these days in otherwise male dominated fields. And them sharp companies are tapping into the PR that comes with it.
So go ahead and give it your all

cutetonye009:
Guys....this pin drop silence is not funny oooo.
Mansard!!!! which way?

Mansard is going the way of Union Bank and UAC
That's the new trend. Let folks write competitive tests, mail them 2months later of their success and play a Buhari certificate on them

Uchboggy:
aswear I can't believe too. The funny thing is that some hopefuls would be disappointed by the package at last.

You're spot on. I wonder the wisdom in stretching a recruitment process that the product is known to have a below par package
Beats me

braindamage:
... We like the eyes..and other things 'on the face'..

Haha. This man! What other things?

dechandel:
I am not a chicken. I dont sleep that early
Suprised to see you online at this time . Whats still keeping you up?

I like your eyes.

ronald4lif:
Hookers don't profess love but runs babes can spin one's head with love, sweet talking you to part ways with more dough.

Hookers got a flat price for their services, runs babes got none, their rates depends on how muguish their prey is

Hookers are most time available in quenching conji but runs babes you have to inform her well ahead when you need her services, failure to do so will means she travelled to see her uncle from her aunts brother niece village who is sick

Hookers are not interested in going to that mall or high street shop with you, their dictum is money for hand back for ground, whilst runs babes you both have to shop in happening places and the best eateries as she can hardly have time to cook due to her busy schedules with different magas, and yes you both will be off to Dubai for sight seeing.

Hookers are more risk free of stds than runs babes as most alhajis eat raw and are ready to break the bank to see her succumb

Hookers are not interested in your private life, affairs and what you do with your wife or girlfriend but runs babes may want to see to your divorce

Bros I hail o!
See as you hijack OP thread with this inch perfect and well articulated submission.
I like wordsmiths. You just earned my respect.
Ladies if I were you, I'd shoot this guy a PM; he's the real deal

jpphilips:
[color=#000099]The bold parts sums up your opinion, which you should not be blamed for, you admitted you are a small boy, not only that, you neither attended history classes, nor read widely, tell us again how it is our problem?

Since you are historically malnutritioned, I will Oblige you some free classes with the quote below;

In all you wrote, I'm only interested in the foregoing. You accused me of being "a small boy" who amongst other things has very poor knowledge of history. You even went further to suggest that I've not read widely. Woww! Maybe you should also tell me more about the girl I bunked last night seeing you now know me inside out.
Oga you may have been born years before I was, but I hold my ground well when it comes to history, comtemporary social issues and hypothetical discussions on the general outlook of the polity.
I'm a 24yr old Petroleum Engr, but I've also worked hard to update my knowledge of political and social trends in Nigeria; past and present. And that feat came from actively reading memoirs, publications, history books and any other material I can get my hands on that points to history and general knowledge.
So your shots at my pedigree were cheap and holds no water at all

I refrained from joining issues with you on GEJ vs Abacha because if you can try to put a spin on the Abacha terror days that are well documented, then you're quite capable of anything. It'll be foolhardy to even try.
Your signature says so much already of where your loyalty lies. So don't bother yourself again reeling out numbers like you mean them.
Warm regards Sir.

Can't believe this process is still on
UAC una well done o

queencalipso:
I pity GEJ while buhari is enjoying a smooth ride in the ss and se his supporters here are being intimidated and threatened with death. Sometimes whe I read here how the ss ad se bRothers are clamouring for buhari it makes me wonder,hmm if only they live in the north the northern christains don't want buhari. I ve no problem with apc I only have a problem with buhari bcz that name alone is violence on its own. Here in some part of the north if u r not a buhari suporter you dare not argue about that else you will be. Attacked. While in camp we were adviced not to argue politics with any one can u imagine not being able to exercise your right for fear of being attacked just ordinary disribution of pvc here some one wa s stabed to death. No corper is willing to participate in the election everyone is planning to travel b4 the election. If only you ewarriors know how tense the atmosphere is here in the north u will only be praying for nigeria and not fighting each other on the internet. Mind u if north has the highest no of pvc collection it means nothing because there are also a lot of northerner who will vote GEJ. B4 u start shouting that I know nothing about the north I am a northerer by birth not by origin and I ve lived there all my life. If only apc had fielded another cadidate may be just may be we will be able to exercise our right without fear. As I type this now, people are selling off their properties and relocating some will come back after the election. Buhari has brought nothing but fear, intimidation and violence in nothern nigeria. Only God will save us in this election.

My God!
There you have it folks. This submission pretty much sums up everything I've been saying about APC and its Presidential Standard bearer. Buhari in a sane country can't be in circulation post 2011 crises. The state must and should have found a way to cage him for National Security purposes.
I keep telling people that had APC fielded a highly highly tested, intelligent and competent Fashola, Osho baba or even Mallam Elrufai (Forget his mouth Diarrhoea, that guy is actually very sound) I would have ditched Jonathan long ago as he's not at the level this aforementioned guys are intellectually.
But what do we have? A spent General who ruled as head of State long before I was born was anionted by the APC cabal to lead the change that would transform Nigeria to 21st century compliant nation. What a joke!
All because of his occultic following by the erratic fanatics called supporters and errorous believe that a certain part of the country has arrogantly arrogated Leadership of this country to their part our country. Where we not in this country when a NO-NO like Abacha ruled comfortably until he died there. Is Abacha more intellectually competent than Jonathan considering already established that GEJ's intellectual capacity is a little below par. But nobody questioned Abacha's Leadership and intellectual abilities even in death when it's clear to all he's the biggest dunce to have ruled this country. That was a Northern.
I pity my South west brothers. This is a people whom God has blessed with so much literacy and sound intellectual accumen but has choosen several times over to be slaves to the illiterate North. I mean howelse do you explain abadoning an erudite scholar like Fashola for a man struggling to produce a "common" SSCE certificate. Its a shame really.
The lady I quoted has given a clear picture of the man APC is floating and what his name truly stands for.

Jonathan failed lift the burden of expectation of most people and is seen to have largely failed but a 72yr old retired General who truncated the same democracy he's now seeking to serve cannot offer me, my family, colleagues of equal education and indeed my generation the change this nation so desperately needs.

I'm therefore sticking with GEJ come Feb 15 hoping he'll from the humiliation of his near defeat, shake off his personal timidity that has so laundered his public image, rise up to the dictates of his office, unite this country and strategically t towards the path to progressive healing.

GEJ till APC fields a true DEMOCRAT

Why are there so many confused and conspiracy theorists on this thread

The whole thing took less than 20mins to fill out alongside a confirmatory email from FAAN and indeed could have taken less time had I worked with a laptop rather than a smartphone.

Abeg we're all graduates. About time we act like it. Quit the silly questions and conspiracy theories mbok

Iamtosin:
Did u write any test or u received this message after applying?

Tosin, Hi.
Saw your pm. Been a while I dropped by here.
What's up?

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macjireh:
use Ur correct email address not phone
num,note dat d email is dat wch u registered
wit. Good luck

Thanks.
It worked. It was basically what I did earlier, guess network was responsible.

Goodluck to everyone today

taiwolusol:
I keep getting this response each time i try to request for my password. "The email address or phone number doesn't match our records"

Fellow NLers, whats the way out?

Bro I'm experiencing the same shii
Have you been able to find a way around it?

Abeg to some us that have generated their passwords, did anyone experience this peculiar problem? Anyone with any idea on how to circumvent the issue should pls help us, we're on the clock here.

Thanks.

MissMeiya:
[size=18pt]SO EDIT YOUR POST AND CREDIT WO1F.[/size]

That's despicable behavior. Modify your post ASAP.

Haha quiet a war going on here. Thanks for having my back there Miss M
In all I don't think its that serious. Chaloner has explained his actions and I accept it. Let's move on from there okay. The enemies here are those over zealous mods trying to suppress our voice.
Chaloner please I'd appreciate it if you apologised to the lady. You were out of line with that curt retort.

Cheers