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Psychedelia:
Yes!
With my posts in the TV/Movies section building up, soon, "Romance" will be untagged from my profile.

Pray for me, guys!

Haha. Bros I think say na only me the thing dey embarrass ohh. I've never consciously gone to d Romance section. I guess I got tagged from unknowingly visiting Romance threads on Front Page.
Me need that prayer pass you. Can't have that shii section in my profile

SIPE just confirmed Tayo's group (Esther, Lilian, Sheila) as indeed a very strong and potent group that must be watched closely

Meanwhile Lilian is really cracking me up big time in her DS.
Lilian - Biggie see na people after nominating me went on to start crying. Why?? Maybe that's their own strategy I don't know. She then went on to give a 'sharp sharp' S/O. Crazy funny gal I must say

THEAMAKA:
Twitter peeps should do their work and set the BBA twitter page and Facebook page on fire
How was permutations not mentioned? This is some sort of sick joke!!

Done my bit. Find below my tweet to IK;
@ik_osakioduwa Bro you're the face of Big Brother. In 10secs explain to me why Promiscuous is not on that list. Dude had 6 f**king votes! #BBAHotShots"

Sheila to Nhlanhla - You're the smartest in the house. You're our google. You're our internet.
Mumu girl I smart pass that rat. You've obviously been rolling with dullards all your life

Fucckk!!
Lilian and Tayo are up!
Its done. Lilian will bounce

HOH Sam adds Ella to the list

A Tweet goes thus;
Since J.J is jealous of Tayo's son he should try and get Arthur pregnant. . Some guys thoughts are messed up I swear! LMAO

Meanwhile biggie don summon them for living room. Revelation time...

Burtherfly sure flows

Unsurprisingly Hadizy gets all the mention for that eloquent post. At any rate it was an inspired post. There's very few ladies I know with such command of written english and mad comprehension; a certain kinkybraids and now yourself.
Some guy here said he's never seen a girl write that intelligently in his lifetime. He may be right, take him VERY seriously. Keep on stretching your quotient, there is no limit to what you can accomplish.
Plus you're a liberal too. Chaii omo na babes like you dey make me tear shirt fight for viewing centre . Check my siggy

clog:
Na wa o, Nairalanders are so Olodo to the core. Av bin waitin 4 sum1 to give a reasonable reply since last nyt. Ask urself who snaped the girl? And why is the bed so unkept with her kinda dress? Una betta drop internet and start reading books.

This is bad comprehension on your part. Its clearly stated that the man (cheating lady's husband) took the picture himself upon returning from vacation.
Now I think I can reconstruct the sequence events of that day.
1) Hubby comes back from vacation about 4hours ahead of his estimated time of arrival.
2) Wife is caught unawares but has about 10secs to hide the other man (which we now know to be a ver shoddy job)
3) Hubby pops into the bedroom like surprise!, honey I'm home! Guess what our flight got fast-tracked cos of a bad weather they forecast in the coming hours....so here I am...God I've missed you...beam those lovely smiles for my camera pls ( A camera he just had hanging on his neck...remember he went on vacation...so loads of picture taking of places, airports, people etc)
5) Now here's real deal. After maybe say 5hours of his return in which time they've had welcome back sexx, showered together, (which would have given ma nigga the much sort time to pack up and bolt) eaten and now in the couch of the living room watching TV, hubby just reviewing some of the pics he's taken.
6) Upon getting to his wife's own he stays on it a bit longer smiling at his wife's beauty and thinking, God I'm so lucky to have this princess as a wife.
7) Almost immediately, BOOM! Something goes off about the picture. He sees rough sheets, sun shades that's not his or his wife's, a used condom by the sun shades and a charging phone that may or may not be his wife's.
8.) He calmly excuses himself from the living room without setting off any alarms in the wife's head, who up till now believes she's gotten away with infidelity, again, and heads to their badroom.
9) In the bedroom, he finds no trace of the sun shades, used condom and a charging, all of which where present just 5hours ago. It all begins to make sense. Her wives "over niceness upon his return"...her sturttering responses...her initial lack of concentration during sex and shower time...it all comes together!
9) Hubby rushes to computer just by the study to print this evidence. Evidence now on a larger screen means he now sees something shining from below the bed, by the corner of the bed frame. He decides to zoom in; and BANG! Its SANTA CLAUSE!! Its CHRISTMAS in JULY! .
Na so dem use bust ma nigga. The rest na history. I rest my case

So two women leaves in one fell swoop . Woman scarcity things.

And MIRA joins Resa

Resa Evicted


Meanwhile Lilian still dey twerk as biggie dey countdown for Resa. Then IK putting Luis on the spot wasn't necessary as he knew quite well Tayo would be the recipient. IK is not loyal

BREAKING: Lilian in danger!

The yeye people wey dey dash forkadict and njokusboy equal likes are they ones fueling this civil war
To all such persons, know it now; you are the real enemy of Nigeria

forkadict:
Hell no bro. That right there is the true reality show. Your case is true HELL FIRE.

Hahahahahahahaha
All of una just dey finish me with mouth including babes sef. Chai I need deliverance

Psychedelia:
Oya, receive your blessing [url=mp3bullet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/BBAHOTSHOTS-Sheila-Tayo-and-Miras-Day-4-Shower-Hour_.mp4]HERE[/url]

ifax:
Lol. Guy, dis ur NYSC no be here ooo

My sista reason am na

Psychedelia:
That's not reality, homeboy.
That's Tragedy.

Show me the way na bros

But wait ooh, Less than a week, niggas are already fvcking. Reality show my ass! Some girls haven't still let me fvck them even after 2 years of serious hardwork and sustained campaign.
Now that's reality

Is there a way I can like get some nice six pack abs without doing anything?
Luis own don too much

Zino55:
When is urs? Mine wednesday

Xup bro?
How was it? Please drop in when you can

safarigirl:
i'm still voting. I've given Tayo 45 votes. Now on Lillian- 45 votes as well, then Arthur gets 10.

Nice one.
Always felt I maligned Lily too much in my allocation of votes. But quams I know she'll be fine

Ksslib:
Sipee mentioned some housemates just being loud and not really contributing much in her diary session. And some being immature . When biggie asked, she mentioned Tayo . That she felt he was trying to put down great ideas from others yesterday night. But so far so good today, everything is going fine and hes co-operating.

Thats by the way anyway.

Now I tuned in and saw her talking to frankie. And he said he's almost 40. And she was like 'thank God we still have men in this house cos she wasnt going to date an immature 28yr old'..

Am I missing something?

Besides, who knows how old Tayo is?

Really?
Then that diss is definitely for Tayo cos he's right on d clock of 28.
Its on guys get ready to keep your boy in d house. I just did some 30mins ago;
Tayo - 60votes
Lilian - 30votes
Ella - 10votes [no blame me abeg, that girl has won me over]
So there goes my 100votes. Have you voted?

Reincarnated:
Omo that Sabina's ogoh na die what the ffucck

That ogoh na first clas bros. E resemble Vincent Company head diee. Ndi oji isi...

Ella is one babe that sure knows what she wants. Feeling her submissions on showering with clothes on big time. Says she's definitely gonna be having her bath completely nu.de as that is only natural.
Says whoever's gonna marry her will do so for who's she is and not some videos on youtube of her nu.dity while in d house.
Says she'll gladly tell her kids when they come across such videos in future that "honey you're mom was such a hot biatch so she had to flaunt what she had at d time".
For the fmr beauty queen is the real deal. Beauty and all brains. She's a scholar of no mean repute and I think her participation in d miss world pagentry rubbed off quite on her.
The Uganda lass epitomizes everything about my siggy. She's also a heavy but calm drinker

davide470:
Yo! Ma Nigger..

Thanks boss!


BTW Oga Seun the OP has been begging since morning that you push this to the homepage, why is it such a difficult task to fulfil?
Radio stations across Lagos jumps at opportunities like this because of the numbers it'll rack in. Plus this move is quite romantic and an out of the box creative thinking. Pls heed mcdokwe's call and push this to the homepage now. Its her birthday today so the clock's ticking.

@Davide470, bro I know this is not your jurisdiction, but is there anything at all you can do for this OP in that regard?

MarvellousGod:


This guy want add insult to injury oooo, where she go see the iPhone 6??
very funny text ... nairalanders no dey disappoint

My sister make she reach house first. My brother mcdokwe will take it from there.
Ifugo nu ije love

Tsmilez:
Twitter peeps are funny sha,after melish,melaria wahala,they have started another one SAMAYO ie Samantha and tayo,they say they have serious chemistry,can u imagine?? maybe i need to wash my eyes with morning fresh to see dat chemistry.

Smh. We never learn. You have to understand these guys don't have a life so they now put pressure on their brains to see things that are basically non-existent

Vikky014:
CHISOS!dis ur txt eh.pls dnt put op in more wahala o.

Hian!
Wahala dey oo
Okay let's go there. OP this one na Youth Service all over again o but we go do am for you
Just hang in there mate, we got this

*MODIFIED*
@mcdokwe my text to your partner reads thus;

*Clears throat*
Errmm, bia nne, I understand you ran away with something that belongs to you and someone. Oya return am sharperly now now; you and that pikin.
Your birthday present [iPhone 6] as ordered by me dey your house dey wait you. Pls do the right thing and return to Chidi. His remorseful arss, loving arms and the iPhone 6 awaits you.
Once again, Happy Birthday to you.

Cheers and Love,
Wo1F, Nairaland.

Goodluck brother.

GIYAZZ:
This Lilian girl will be a very great ffucker o!
Choi! If you see the way she dey jump up and down, you go think say she dey untop ddick. Up down! Up down!! Up down!!! Up down!!! Choi!!!

Bros ororo dey your head.
I saw the vertical oscillation too and I just quickly simulated my head to be d guy below.
Suffix it to say I'm 'okay' for today; I won't be needing my babe again

MarvellousGod:
hehehehehehe, do I really deserve all these?? .... I'm just going to let it pass anyway..

Good night.

Awww mama, but I meant them in a nice way na
Oya a cup of ice cream with hot crispy chips at KFC then?
Please do not take me serious. Its always fun breaking words with you miss