Ishilove:

What kind of bestie will surprise his fellow guy with red roses and a car key if not the kind of bestie that probes your anus with his dick? They should keep fooling themselves.

no be small probe o. Oputa panel

JaneYave:
The kind of friend I need right now! You could even see them being real in the hug.

You find man wey you go hug.. *waving forefinger and smh* ahn ahn papito

Racoon:
Audio! Where was the same VP when northern governors were negotiating with bandits/BH terrorists? It is certain those AK-47 and matchete wielding brothers of the president are on the exclusive list.

We all know who the “criminals” are.
Anybody agitating for good governance and anybody trying to chase herdsmen away from the bush.

“One nigeria” but every document you have there is a column for “state of origin”.

gawu1:

Who has stopped this thing from carrying gun against the Army? You are on air spewing nonsense while your mates are somewhere in the east offering themselves as target practicing objects to our gallant soldiers.
God bless our soldiers
God bless Buhari
God bless Nigeria
For dealing with decisively with the enemies of the country.

Lmaooo your gallant soldiers get buried in unmarked graves and numbers chalked off to make it seem like they’re winning the war.
I truly pity anybody that goes to fight in Nigeria’a name.
God doesn’t even know this product of concubinery called Nigeria exists. Quit the garbage.
If your country should ever go to war against another country you will find out. Ordinary chad floored the rapists in Sambisa.

Wherever you see rape, the Nigerian army is not far behind.
Everybody in the world knows that.
Small Orlu they have airlifted several girls to Abuja for raping activities.
And you are mentioning God.
God has spat on the country since.

gawu1:

You mean read the versions bequeathed to you by your defeated progenitors?
You should have asked them to explain to you how a powerless Nigerian military defeated a strong biafran Army.
That's the missing fact.

Nope. Lmao. Your weak senile 20naira heroes could only look for innocent people to rape and kill.
Everybody knows that was a genocide they didn’t come to fight they came to kill women and children.
Hunger won that war.
Not skills or bravado
They smelled their nyash in the south south when militants were fucking them up for 7 good years till amnesty.
They’ve been smelling their nyash for 11 whole years in Sambisa with re.tarded poorly trained nomads in 2020 but you BELIEVE they truly won a war in 3 years because they were “stronger“...
Bro borrow a brain.

If niger delta militancy and boko haram had been during military rule they would go there kill every civilian in sight and tell you they got “victory” over infidels.
Man-to-man, weapon-to-weapon they can’t do shit.

shigishege:
but why wna come they urinate for trouse whenever wna see a mere traces of nigeria army in your forgoten region. ESN's fear of nigeria army is d begining of wisdom for d igbos.

Naaaa it’s not.
The Nigerian army can only brutalize civilians.
That’s just the fact of the matter.
If there was a lone forest for army vs army they can’t do shit.
When they see women to rape their bravado gets erect. As soon as it’s real men with guns they are deflated.
What happened in niger delta before amnesty?
Everybody likes to site odi as an example.
The Nigerian military buries its fallen soldiers in unmarked graves and tells the world just two died instead of hundreds.
They were punked outa their asses by militants.
Leave this crap of boko haram being a business, the army is not well trained.
If biafran soldiers had decided to play dirty from the onset nigeria would have stood no chance at all.
Look at what shekau is doing to them in the forest. Ordinary shekau that can’t even invent a weapon.

favor914:
Go to Sierra Leone, or Liberia & say that crap, they will bring back your body parts in 3 different aircrafts.

Still bull crap. They won’t face me without guns.
I repeat, cowards.

Look at how Africans think. Disgusting. So it’s a show of bravado to kill an unarmed civilian and cut them up in pieces.
African military is just CAPITAL BULLSHIT.
As soon as any civilian population picks up guns they’re POWERLESS.

gawu1:

If the Nigerian military won the war by massacre of innocent civilians and food blockade, why didn't the other side used the same tactics against the Nigerian Army and its civilians? Or was there any pre war meeting where it was spelled out that so so and so tactics were not to be used?
The igbo Army should have penetrated the enemies territory massacre there civilians and blockage food supplies routes too.
Is there anything called 'well trained and armed civilians'? You can't carry arms against established authority hoping to escape with it by claiming to be civilians.

Smh. Go and read about the war. You just dey yarn dust. Facts remain the Nigerian military is powerless against equally armed people.
That’s facts. Regardless of what you feel.

Notasyouthink:
They're simply looking for young girls to abduct.

And rape.
ThAt is all they know how to do.

Next move by the Nigeria military is to start raping women and killing innocent civilians then declare “victory” over a network that just wants to protect its land against herdsmen.
Meanwhile shekau has died 500 times and kidnappers are strolling into schools picking children like morning bread.
Zombie way na one way.

Dead country.

Patrioticman007:
"and be ready to follow every directive as will be issued by Onyendu Mazi Nnamdi Kanu.”

The above quote made me laugh, if an experienced Ojukwu couldn't deliver Biafraland how much more a porn star. Does he think war is won with doggy style or cow girl style ?.

You know nothing.
The Nigerian military won a war by massacre of innocent civilians and food blockade.
Nigerian army can’t do shit against well trained and armed civilians.
They only have strength to rape women and children.

HOVER206:
It's high time the military come back to its senses.

The military I once looked up to is now becoming a laughing stalk

The military have never not been a laughing stock.
They only have strength for peaceful people.
Cowards

Redoil:
sell it to who

let me guess

1. Tinubu

2. Alpha Beta Consulting

3. Oando

4. Bola Hammed

5. Bola Tinubu

6. Tinubu Hammed.


sentiment aside
whether the person stole or not any body who is willing and ready to purchase the refinery and make it work should be giving the opportunity to do so that the benefit will get down to the people in the long run.

methink it is time to force them to re invest their wealth in nigeria

White elephant projects.
Bro. All these “businesses” are politically funded. These people have zero business acumen.
That is why they can NEVER have any of their “businesses” abroad where they have no political control.
They will buy houses there but will NEVER run any active business there. Ever.
It’s still the same people that have been controlling things for 60 years that will still buy the refinery so how? What kind of magic will they perform to suddenly know what they don’t know?
Thugs in Agbada.

The5DME:

Most of the comments I've read above are really from mentally retarded men. This is a serious issue and they're talking about letting it slide. This kind case na to jus arrange some cult boy, give them money and drinks make them use cutlass design the guy body and face. Next time if e see toto, he go run.

They’re retarded. Even the op that came to seek help here is too.
“Almost” rape my sister then I’m “almost” killing that guy. No two ways.

This is your sister you’re talking about here.
All this “chill” talk ain’t it.
If na your babe or wife you know Wetin you for dun do by now.
Begging is always the way of rapists. ALWAYS.
Don’t heed that crap. MAKE SURE HE NEVER TRIES IT ON ANYONE ELSE.

Olamyyde:
Well yesterday was another humiliation. We have upgraded from bottling KO leads to humiliations at camp nou. It's almost as if we cursed ourselves for wining our last treble.


The only barca player that played well yesterday was ter stegen. Believe me the scoreline could have been 1-6 if not for his saves.

Busquets is an absolute disgrace and his tarnished his reputation as the greatest DM to play for this club. I don't understand how he could analyze his performance last season and still want to play at barca. Xavi and iniesta left when they knew their time was up and yet they were still 5 times better than this present useless busquets that koeman always starts.


Lenglet should just change his name to singlet. An absolute shambolic player that is not even worthy of sitting on the bench. I don't know how he deceived me that he was world class in 18/19. He's a ridiculously bad cb. Almost as bad as umtiti, yes. We should find a way to sell this idiot.


Why did koeman decide to start pique after several months of injury? Many of koeman's decisions are always baffling.


Dembele brought on a disasterclass at the biggest stage. Yesterday was probably his worst performance in a barca shirt. I defended him when he missed that chance against Liverpool in 18/19 but yesterday's miss was absolutely unforgivable. A €140M player shouldn't be missing that.


Griezmann should leave at the end of the season abeg with coutinho. Let's use the money to buy a proper striker that can score goals. All this tracking back no dey pay us.



Messi. At this point no excuse can be given to him because he's the captain and by far the highest earner. Yesterday was poor from him. I don't blame him sha. You can only carry a club as big as barca for so long. This messi is probably not half as good as 18/19 messi. Age has caught up with him and he needs to leave to recover his joy of football. May God forever punish barto for forcing messi to stay this season.

May God also punish tusquets who is a barto puppeet and who postponed the elections to march. It with never be well with all Bartomeu's crew who destroyed this great club.



Alba, busquets, messi, pique, griezmann, coutinho, singlet, pjanic koeman should leave abeg at the season. This team is dead and needs fresh blood. Get 3 new promising cbs, 2 promising dms, one cm, 2 strikers and one more winger next season.

See you people should just stop.
Ter Stergen would never last at any other club with the amount of goals he concedes. Good or bad defence he is clueless! He doesn’t organize his defence, always doing poster for shots and opening his hand when the opponent scores.
The slacks we have cut that man for 5 years is enough please.

Moving on, it’s a forgotten issue that alba, lengelet, pique and busqets must go.
Dembele will never make it at Barca.
Griezmann will never make it at Barca.
De jong will never make it at Barca as long as he is not the pivot of the team.
Pedri will never make it at Barca because he is overacted and overused and will burn out quickly.
There is simply no promising person in that squad asides messi and for benefit of doubt, puig.
Everyone else else is either too slow or too shy or too docile or trying to hide or too senile to understand and deliver what it takes to succeed at Barca.

All this half-cut players with plenty media hype. The team needs a clear out.
In the face of defeat NOT A SINGLE SOUL showed some fight.

The day people (ESPECIALLY Africans) stop forming moral custodians is the day humanity might have a good chance at progress.
ALL your pastors, imams, bishops, pope, deacons WVERY FREAKING ONE OF THEM have a closet secret. Nasty freaking secrets.
The holier the appearance the nastier the human being.

Most of you don’t know what power does.
Na why una still dey mumu.

Many of our mothers dey fvck pastors/reverends/imams per week still dey scream God name for church/mosque dey tell us say na our generation spoil pass.
I will trust the dingiest native doctor with my life befor before I trust any of these imported religious custodians with the truth.
God dey dull most times but Ogun no dey take rubbish.

madukaanaya:
but guy sincerely u r unfair to her.why marry someone u dont trust.

Dusty yarning

Plot twist...the doctor knows your wife....

indodon:
Na busi be there main Problem na... The man no sabi run again... If you run pass am him go just collect yellow

Busqets been shit but De jong has been worse. Sleeping on the ball and always waiting for a pass asif the opponents are ghosts. Not enough mobility. Dembele needs to switch to the left side and let griezman come to the right.
Pedri making mistakes but redeeming himself.
Barca can never progress with that same back line of old harlots.
Neymar no even dey and dem dey struggle.

My hero.
Fvcked that rapist called murtala up.
Nice.

I wish I was there to see murtala die.
I would have been laughing my ass off while he was clutching his chest in traffic wheezing.
I hope the Innocent souls he slaughtered at asaba turn his back to a pepper grinder in the after-life.