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 Romance › Re: I Am Way Too Sexy by Wonk(m): 2:42pm On Dec 23, 2021 |
Good-lookin'! Who's better? |
| Romance › Re: Share Your Bitter Experience Of Betrayal. by Wonk(m): 11:43am On Dec 23, 2021*. Modified: 12:42pm On Dec 23, 2021 |
When I was trapped in coma; no lie, I could hear my momma pray; once heard my sisters cryin' to God, they were like, God please let our brother stay! But my ugly-ass friend didn't want me back, he didn't want me out of the fvckin' state 'cuz the mothafvcker got his eyes on my fvckin' babe! Wha'dafvck! |
| Romance › Re: Nairaland's Viewers Choice Awards: Make Your Pick by Wonk(m): 9:49am On Dec 20, 2021 |
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| Food › Re: Is It This Bad In Your Area? The ₦20 Groundnuts I Just Bought by Wonk(m): 6:03pm On Dec 16, 2021 |
Bayyajidda:What you saying? |
| Romance › Re: Why Do Light Skin Girls Have Too Much Shakara? by Wonk(m): 3:52pm On Dec 16, 2021 |
Brown skin, light skin & dark skin! Sh!t, I ain't got no fvckin' time for 'em d!cklickers! |
| Food › Re: Is It This Bad In Your Area? The ₦20 Groundnuts I Just Bought by Wonk(m): 10:18am On Dec 16, 2021 |
baralatie:Lol 3 Likes 2 Shares |
| Romance › Re: Help Me, My Life Is Having A Free Fall by Wonk(m): 8:02am On Dec 16, 2021 |
I'm a recluse too! No friends, no foes & no hoe's givin' me no blow_job! Just 'cause I've been isolatin' myself even before covid19! 1 Like |
| Food › Re: Is It This Bad In Your Area? The ₦20 Groundnuts I Just Bought by Wonk(m): 7:27am On Dec 16, 2021 |
Groundnut worth 20 naira can be compared to the size of an orange over here...! Representin' Kano! Southeners, the pangs of the belly bugs gon' kill y'all! 11 Likes 3 Shares |
| Sports › Re: 2021 AFCON May Be Cancelled Over COVID Omicron Variant by Wonk(m): 5:27pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
Good one! |
| Romance › Re: How Long Have You Been On Nairaland & How Did You Get To Know The Platform? by Wonk(m): 4:24pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
2014.... When I was workin' for Boko Haram as an explosives engineer! 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Are Nairalanders Getting Married To Each Other? by Wonk(m): 8:34pm On Dec 14, 2021 |
Beebah2000:Ha ha! I know you're ugly (you told me that, remember?), but that doesn't mean sh!t to me 'cuz I b'lieve everybody is beautiful! #wink |
| Romance › Re: Are Nairalanders Getting Married To Each Other? by Wonk(m): 7:14pm On Dec 14, 2021 |
Beebah2000:Let's be friends! #cheesy |
| Romance › Re: Are Nairalanders Getting Married To Each Other? by Wonk(m): 6:18pm On Dec 14, 2021 |
Beebah2000:I no well? Come gimme medicine nah! But seriously, girl, you gotta give thanks that you found me! #smiles |
| Romance › Re: Share Your Experience About A Bad Date by Wonk(m): 6:04pm On Dec 14, 2021 |
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| Romance › Re: Are Nairalanders Getting Married To Each Other? by Wonk(m): 5:48pm On Dec 14, 2021 |
Beebah2000:Ha ha! You just can't stop thinkin' 'bout my mouth! Well, my sugary lips are yours forever! #wink |
| Romance › Re: Are Nairalanders Getting Married To Each Other? by Wonk(m): 5:15pm On Dec 14, 2021 |
Beebah2000:Steady rippin' up my trouser every night! |
| Romance › Re: Which Popular Figure In Nigeria Can Go To Any Party Uninvited? by Wonk(m): 4:55pm On Dec 14, 2021 |
Shekau 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Are Nairalanders Getting Married To Each Other? by Wonk(m): 4:46pm On Dec 14, 2021 |
Beebah2000:Ha ha ha! Try to remember! |
| Romance › Re: Are Nairalanders Getting Married To Each Other? by Wonk(m): 4:26pm On Dec 14, 2021 |
Yes! Beebah2000 is my girl! |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton (3 - 0) On 11th December 2021 by Wonk(m): 6:31pm On Dec 11, 2021 |
bcomputer101:Una try no be lie, but ur HT na 1-0 nah, why u come modify? 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Sports › Re: Rachael Aladi Ayegba Is A Bus Driver In UK (Photo) by Wonk(m): 12:58pm On Dec 10, 2021 |
lereinter:pardon! I'm losin' my mind...! |
| Sports › Re: Rachael Aladi Ayegba Is A Bus Driver In UK (Photo) by Wonk(m): 12:57pm On Dec 10, 2021 |
lereinter: |
| Education › Re: FG Begging For Strike – ASUU, Nsukka Zone by Wonk(m): 9:53am On Dec 10, 2021 |
Make ASUU chill oh! |
| Sports › Re: Rachael Aladi Ayegba Is A Bus Driver In UK (Photo) by Wonk(m): 9:47am On Dec 10, 2021 |
Damn! Not so good! Anyway, where's Dele Alampasu? 5 Likes |
| Business › Re: Goods Bought In The UK Vs Nigeria: The Difference (Pictured) by Wonk(m): 9:41am On Dec 10, 2021 |
It's been like this since fetus days, so nothing's changing soon! |
| Crime › Re: Ever Been Injured While Trying To Separate A Fight? by Wonk(m): 5:59pm On Dec 06, 2021 |
Yes! I died! 1 Like |
| Crime › Re: Please Help Me, I Need To Track This Number 09024347942 by Wonk(m): 5:46pm On Dec 06, 2021 |
Ha ha! Lordy! dis place sweet die! |
| Music/Radio › Re: When Last Did You Listen To Radio ? by Wonk(m): 5:20pm On Dec 06, 2021 |
Every goddamn night! Tons of interestin' shows to listen to! |
| Romance › Re: What A Mess! I Slept With A Married Woman In A Hotel by Wonk(m): 4:13pm On Dec 06, 2021 |
Beebah2000:I got the drift! Ha ha! You meant you're ugy like Tiwa Savage and Mo'cheddah?  |
| Romance › Re: What A Mess! I Slept With A Married Woman In A Hotel by Wonk(m): 11:07am On Dec 06, 2021 |
Beebah2000:I didn't mean to say sh!t. Forgive me, you ugly? Like, you really ugly? I'm just curious. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: What A Mess! I Slept With A Married Woman In A Hotel by Wonk(m): 10:55am On Dec 06, 2021 |
Beebah2000:You made sense! But hey babe; who's fvckin' you? 2 Likes |
