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PoliticsRe: What Kind of President Do We Need in Nigeriain 2023? by Wonk(m):
Askin' me? I'll say nobody! Know why? Cuz we're all frikkin' dirty in this country!!

F##k it! Can we just wipe this country off the map?
RomanceRe: Who Can Solve This? by Wonk(m): 3:13pm On Feb 18, 2022
XXXXTENTACION:
Forget this tori make i drop my aza make you wire me urgent 2k
Dey dere! Nah imaginary money d guy dey spend!
CelebritiesRe: Evidence That Michael Jackson Had Low Self-esteem (photo) by Wonk(m): 1:53pm On Feb 18, 2022
KhiaW:
I'm a woman. smiley
xoxoxo
CelebritiesRe: Evidence That Michael Jackson Had Low Self-esteem (photo) by Wonk(m): 9:05am On Feb 18, 2022
KhiaW:
In Nigeria bleaching is outrageous.
True that, brotha!
CelebritiesRe: Evidence That Michael Jackson Had Low Self-esteem (photo) by Wonk(m): 9:04am On Feb 18, 2022
abeniagbon:
That shows that you be learner for internet... There is this girl who has change her skin to black
Dam! She ain't cool with her color!!
RomanceRe: If You Had To Marry Your Partner Where You First Met, Where Would It Be? by Wonk(m): 12:15am On Feb 18, 2022
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RomanceRe: Why Do I Keep Attracting Lightskinned Ladies, What Should I Do? by Wonk(m): 11:57pm On Feb 17, 2022
Lol... I wouldn't wanna be in your shoes bro'! 'Cuz they stink!!

Back to your question; brown & fair, they all wanna roll with the boy!

That's me!
TravelRe: My Horrible Experiences of Bikepooling With Women by Wonk(m): 11:17pm On Feb 17, 2022
Bikepoolin' dey sweet! Dat year wey we dey use d!ck dey shook ladies! Lol... One day, one soldier girl tear me hot slap! Chai, soldier girls dey vex!
EducationRe: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by Wonk(m):
Osama!

He was keepin' beard & moustache, which made him look exactly like Osama Bin Laden! Funny thing niggas, he wasn't even a Muslim!!
CelebritiesRe: Evidence That Michael Jackson Had Low Self-esteem (photo) by Wonk(m): 10:25pm On Feb 17, 2022
True that!

I haven't seen no "whitey" who's tryna be black!! Lordy! What the f##k is wrong with black men? Why're they tryna be white?
RomanceRe: My Story. Sexlife,cultlife And All. by Wonk(m): 9:40pm On Feb 17, 2022
Mad oh!
EducationRe: Mr Macaroni On ASUU Strike: Nigerian Students Deserve Better by Wonk(m): 8:49pm On Feb 15, 2022
backbencher:
Not only did it happen in the 1990s, it happened a lot of times.

ASUU was active back then
You serious right now? Were you born in the 90s? Just curious!
EducationRe: Mr Macaroni On ASUU Strike: Nigerian Students Deserve Better by Wonk(m): 4:08pm On Feb 15, 2022
Nigeria's really bleedin'! As a fact, this wasn't happenin' in the 90s....
CrimeRe: Who Are The People Taking Cocaine In Nigeria? by Wonk(m): 3:19pm On Feb 15, 2022
I wanna slang dope!
RomanceRe: Five (5) Reasons You Should Quit Porn And Masturbation by Wonk(m):
Good points!
RomanceRe: Help. Being Tormented By A Real Life Troll/bully by Wonk(m): 9:14am On Feb 13, 2022
I remember....
RomanceRe: It's Disrespectful To Have Sex With Anyone In Your Father's House by Wonk(m): 7:08pm On Feb 11, 2022
bukky1994:
Go on
Lordy! Nah dis kine story dey sweet una...
CrimeRe: They pluck his eye like mango - Blackaxe and Vikings - PHOTOS by Wonk(m): 6:26pm On Feb 11, 2022
Reeses:
RIP in advance slowpoke. They will cut off your little dick.
Did I ask you for advice? See kiddo, I've been doin' my sh#t for years, alright?.. So, shut the f#ck & watch your big bro' play his game!!!
RomanceRe: Why My Husband Is Able To Handle Me Well In Bed by Wonk(m): 4:00pm On Feb 11, 2022
No be lie! As I enter other room after I don download checkers custard, 40 minutes I neva shoot, God, d thing dey work like drug. Thank you checkers!
RomanceRe: What's Your Profession Now? by Wonk(m): 3:03pm On Feb 11, 2022
Skull Miner!
RomanceRe: See The Early Gift I Got Myself For Valentine(pics) by Wonk(m): 2:27pm On Feb 11, 2022
Illicit, why nah? I don laugh tire!
RomanceRe: Is It Proper To Call Or Text Your Ex? by Wonk(m): 2:15pm On Feb 11, 2022
Never got an X! You know Y? Nevermind!!
@Frank25 should ask @Candidlady, I think she's got an answer to every question!

#smile
RomanceRe: Who Else Noticed Women No Longer Brokeshame Men These Days by Wonk(m): 2:10pm On Feb 11, 2022
Candidlady:
Ever heard of run DMc
Idoubt
Lol... I'll be back for you, baby girl!
#smile
RomanceRe: Help I Mistakenly Denied My Girlfriend..was It Intentional? by Wonk(m): 12:54pm On Feb 11, 2022
Abeg leave girl matter for Matthias! Dem too like wahala
RomanceRe: Who Else Noticed Women No Longer Brokeshame Men These Days by Wonk(m): 12:45pm On Feb 11, 2022
@Candidlady, I'm gonn' be honest witcha, alright? I really want to burst your speakers, get it? If so, DM me, let's talk!!

#wink
My pipe's curvy, you gonn' like it!!
RomanceRe: How Can I Approach A Girl I Love? by Wonk(m): 12:32pm On Feb 11, 2022
Real Niqqas like me don't approach girls; you see? We just grab 'em by the pussy! That's what we do!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Is Trending On Twitter, Users Demanding Forum Upgrade by Wonk(m): 11:46am On Feb 11, 2022
Wetin una wan upgrade nah?

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