Politics › Re: What Kind of President Do We Need in Nigeriain 2023? by Wonk(m): 8:31am On Feb 19, 2022*. Modified: 9:00am On Feb 19, 2022 |
Askin' me? I'll say nobody! Know why? Cuz we're all frikkin' dirty in this country!!
F##k it! Can we just wipe this country off the map? |
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Romance › Re: Who Can Solve This? by Wonk(m): 3:13pm On Feb 18, 2022 |
XXXXTENTACION: Forget this tori make i drop my aza make you wire me urgent 2k Dey dere! Nah imaginary money d guy dey spend! |
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Celebrities › Re: Evidence That Michael Jackson Had Low Self-esteem (photo) by Wonk(m): 1:53pm On Feb 18, 2022 |
KhiaW: I'm a woman.  xoxoxo |
Celebrities › Re: Evidence That Michael Jackson Had Low Self-esteem (photo) by Wonk(m): 9:05am On Feb 18, 2022 |
KhiaW: In Nigeria bleaching is outrageous. True that, brotha! |
Celebrities › Re: Evidence That Michael Jackson Had Low Self-esteem (photo) by Wonk(m): 9:04am On Feb 18, 2022 |
abeniagbon: That shows that you be learner for internet... There is this girl who has change her skin to black Dam! She ain't cool with her color!! |
Romance › Re: If You Had To Marry Your Partner Where You First Met, Where Would It Be? by Wonk(m): 12:15am On Feb 18, 2022 |
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Romance › Re: Why Do I Keep Attracting Lightskinned Ladies, What Should I Do? by Wonk(m): 11:57pm On Feb 17, 2022 |
Lol... I wouldn't wanna be in your shoes bro'! 'Cuz they stink!!
Back to your question; brown & fair, they all wanna roll with the boy!
That's me! |
Travel › Re: My Horrible Experiences of Bikepooling With Women by Wonk(m): 11:17pm On Feb 17, 2022 |
Bikepoolin' dey sweet! Dat year wey we dey use d!ck dey shook ladies! Lol... One day, one soldier girl tear me hot slap! Chai, soldier girls dey vex! |
Education › Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by Wonk(m): 10:31pm On Feb 17, 2022*. Modified: 10:52pm On Feb 17, 2022 |
Osama!
He was keepin' beard & moustache, which made him look exactly like Osama Bin Laden! Funny thing niggas, he wasn't even a Muslim!! |
Celebrities › Re: Evidence That Michael Jackson Had Low Self-esteem (photo) by Wonk(m): 10:25pm On Feb 17, 2022 |
True that!
I haven't seen no "whitey" who's tryna be black!! Lordy! What the f##k is wrong with black men? Why're they tryna be white? |
Romance › Re: My Story. Sexlife,cultlife And All. by Wonk(m): 9:40pm On Feb 17, 2022 |
Mad oh! |
Education › Re: Mr Macaroni On ASUU Strike: Nigerian Students Deserve Better by Wonk(m): 8:49pm On Feb 15, 2022 |
backbencher: Not only did it happen in the 1990s, it happened a lot of times.
ASUU was active back then You serious right now? Were you born in the 90s? Just curious! |
Education › Re: Mr Macaroni On ASUU Strike: Nigerian Students Deserve Better by Wonk(m): 4:08pm On Feb 15, 2022 |
Nigeria's really bleedin'! As a fact, this wasn't happenin' in the 90s.... |
Crime › Re: Who Are The People Taking Cocaine In Nigeria? by Wonk(m): 3:19pm On Feb 15, 2022 |
I wanna slang dope! |
Romance › Re: Five (5) Reasons You Should Quit Porn And Masturbation by Wonk(m): 11:59am On Feb 15, 2022*. Modified: 8:53pm On Feb 15, 2022 |
Good points! |
Romance › Re: Help. Being Tormented By A Real Life Troll/bully by Wonk(m): 9:14am On Feb 13, 2022 |
I remember.... |
Romance › Re: It's Disrespectful To Have Sex With Anyone In Your Father's House by Wonk(m): 7:08pm On Feb 11, 2022 |
bukky1994: Go on Lordy! Nah dis kine story dey sweet una... |
Crime › Re: They pluck his eye like mango - Blackaxe and Vikings - PHOTOS by Wonk(m): 6:26pm On Feb 11, 2022 |
Reeses: RIP in advance slowpoke. They will cut off your little dick. Did I ask you for advice? See kiddo, I've been doin' my sh#t for years, alright?.. So, shut the f#ck & watch your big bro' play his game!!! |
Romance › Re: Why My Husband Is Able To Handle Me Well In Bed by Wonk(m): 4:00pm On Feb 11, 2022 |
No be lie! As I enter other room after I don download checkers custard, 40 minutes I neva shoot, God, d thing dey work like drug. Thank you checkers! |
Romance › Re: What's Your Profession Now? by Wonk(m): 3:03pm On Feb 11, 2022 |
Skull Miner! |
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Romance › Re: See The Early Gift I Got Myself For Valentine(pics) by Wonk(m): 2:27pm On Feb 11, 2022 |
Illicit, why nah? I don laugh tire! |
Romance › Re: Is It Proper To Call Or Text Your Ex? by Wonk(m): 2:15pm On Feb 11, 2022 |
Never got an X! You know Y? Nevermind!! @Frank25 should ask @Candidlady, I think she's got an answer to every question!
#smile |
Romance › Re: Who Else Noticed Women No Longer Brokeshame Men These Days by Wonk(m): 2:10pm On Feb 11, 2022 |
Candidlady: Ever heard of run DMc
Idoubt Lol... I'll be back for you, baby girl!
#smile |
Romance › Re: Help I Mistakenly Denied My Girlfriend..was It Intentional? by Wonk(m): 12:54pm On Feb 11, 2022 |
Abeg leave girl matter for Matthias! Dem too like wahala |
Romance › Re: Who Else Noticed Women No Longer Brokeshame Men These Days by Wonk(m): 12:45pm On Feb 11, 2022 |
@Candidlady, I'm gonn' be honest witcha, alright? I really want to burst your speakers, get it? If so, DM me, let's talk!!
#wink My pipe's curvy, you gonn' like it!! |
Romance › Re: How Can I Approach A Girl I Love? by Wonk(m): 12:32pm On Feb 11, 2022 |
Real Niqqas like me don't approach girls; you see? We just grab 'em by the pussy! That's what we do!!! |
Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland Is Trending On Twitter, Users Demanding Forum Upgrade by Wonk(m): 11:46am On Feb 11, 2022 |
Wetin una wan upgrade nah? |