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Kunluv:
I got a message yesterday that I was successful in the aptitude test, and they will contact me for the next stage of recruitment which is an interview

Same here too

Haaa...If this one becomes president, hin don done for us be that......

Which kind job be this one....when I'm not an FBI agent or interpol, I go dey monitor police ...lol

Officialgarri:
Secret operation yet on Nairaland's front page.

My people, where's the sense here?

Abi....too funny

toujurs:
Fear this man smiling, he definitely came to collect money

What do you expect from him....
Cash out day for him nah, a money day, a good day.


The baba even wear my type of facecap.....

maasoap:
I don't blame you coz many of you can't even speak up for yourselves. Many of you can't put up a fight or don't know how and when to ask for what you think or believe you deserve. What he was getting from the people he helped and trusted was totally different from what he expected. And you are here saying trash. Haven't you seen the effects of his (Abeokuta) already? Silence is not the best option all the time

Mister...........this is not a matter of speaking for ur self or right, this is not family entitlement either, it's Democratic government, and its based on electoral process..and in politics, people render help mostly with the aim of getting something back immediately or in the future , and also people betray in politics, everything is game....I'm very sure there re more better ways he could have used to pass that message .

Good day sir.....

I don't like Tinubu.....at all


But I think he's the only one that cannot be pushed around anyhow here.....

He sounded self centered on the tv (Abeokuta) and seemed desperate....but I'm very sure, all other candidates may be worse sef....


And for him to have that boldness and lambast the sitting president (Buhari like that) on public TV...??


The fvck he has what it takes to deliver.....



The worst of it all is to be given to Osinbajo, they will just be pushing him around........Peter obi would have been the best..but his isolated already..

See them like Ojuju calabar

Newphiligeek123:
She looks like a trouble maker though

Seriously...she looks like one, those girls that can abuse hen...

He's not inviting u nah....
Well u may go and see waiting ur eyes won see sah...

Brain44:
Please any update after the assessment??

Nothing yet from here oo.....

DaInferno:
At 25, na University I just finish. No be say I no sabi book or fail exam. These ones got loads of guns at that age?!

Seriously...I imagine that most times, at 24 they re married with kids already having their own lifes, whereas for here at that age we re mostly in the unis doing stupid mummy's boy/girls nonsense.....

Quick recovery bro........

Hi guys.....pls any news about this company? I had an online test from them yesterday, who else got the same or any news about them?

BabydiHot:
I can't use ordinary WhatsApp
i feel vulnerable with ordinary WhatsApp

Been using GB WhatsApp since 2018 or so....never had any issue with it...

I can't use normal WhatsApp......
Can't use a normal WhatsApp.....its boring

What about people like us wey dey come here come laugh



Seriously some comments for here funny die hen lol.

Alaigbopress:
Yesterday as I was with her
I tried to know what she saved my No with
And lo and behold it was "MY OWN"
Apart from this issue of posting her ex pictures, the girl is good in all ramification and I am planning to wife her very soon. Don't worry redpillers you all will be invited to our wedding.

That is screenshot of her Whatsapp Status, the day she was crying heavily.

Fit be say nah only u dey see that status guy man....
Seems u love the girl more than way she loves u..
Congratulations on your relationship...but wise up and dont expect much from it...
Peace!!

Daniel7543:
One man down already. See how dey manipulate this fvcking SIMP.

Them don use menstruation pad cook egusi soup for op.

This ur comment and the pic attached won turn me to mad man cuz of the way I burst that laugh hen

Lol

eliyke:
abokis jst dey use dis our presidential candidates dey catch fun,anyone wey come,drop money Dem go print banner 4 am

U get ham walai........

So ur son been dey share name with me bah.......
Happy birthday to him

Jashub:
Whose life is it : is it yours, or your parents ? If it is yours, then you need no counsel . But if it is your parents ,then you must do as they say while being miserable at the same time.

PLS LISTEN THIS MAN!!!!




Some yrs back I was in your position.....
Well I listen to them plus some religious consultation acclaimed by them ( wished I didn't) ..
Had good results in sch tho...but I was frustrated all through....an art student while in sec sch then jumped into engineering courses in higher inst.....
My brother I suffered hen...luckily I didn't failed any course, but I can read inside water...I once studied 8pm to 10am straight off, can't forget that day (PHY 101)...

Wished I even diverted all those energies into something way more better like MBBS or Nursing..
All those sleepless nights could have worth it.

Yeah...I got my present job from this great forum...

Thanks y'all

Bam17:
I'm seeing Rain
This looks like Mortal Kombat

U get it boss....
Shaokan to rain..

RAIN....................


THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN....
IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN!!!!

Gentlemen.............
SHALL WE!!!

She has already made u her pet....

Make i just laugh
















U be confirmed client

Lordave:
So you mean all the symptoms you had, from dry palms to swollen anus to rashes and genital hair loss were caused by HIV negative

Said probably.....nah OP not me.

Ishilove:
So what caused all the symptoms you were experiencing?

Possibly he was hit with just mid fever or normal sickness.....but when it's attached to the fear of contracting the virus....that's when the problem starts, cus what shouldn't had worried u would surely does..u will take note of everything that happens to ur body..and relate everything...I instantly became Google doctor lol....cuz I learnt so many things within that short period......
Guys should abstain from knocking raw.. ...
And if by mistake it happens or condom bursts... and having any small doubt about the girl ?? Pls go to govt hospital within 72hrs ( better if lesser) to take PREP......
there re some other deadlier STDs too tho....

Whatdidyousay:
I had t give myself sometime before I run the final test...and this time around I decided to wait till this month(may) making it exactly two years of my sexual contact. Bcus I knw HIV after two years either positive or negative would certainly be true.

I went 2days ago to run the final test. And the unexpected but expected came out.

I was HIV negative.

I couldn't smile, laugh, cry or sob... I was just tanking God for giving me another chance again to live life well.....although HIV positive patients live their lives to the fullest but it is noting compared to when you are actually negative.

I didn't need any soothe sayer, doctor or spiritualist to tell me I was indeed negative.

I'm very sorry nairalanders for the bore writeup. But I felt compelled to write this to encourage us to practice safe sex.

I know my story won't stop some people from having raw sex but trust me you wouldn't want to go through wat I went through.... Its not worth it. U dey form jagaban now say notin dey happen but my guy knowing that u ve HIV symptoms alone is enough to cause damaging depression to u.

And one thing I also noticed this 2years is this...the devil is the most trickiest of all creatures. Any symptoms I tink of at all I will start experiencing it manifesting physically...the devil will so play wit ur mind and thoughts that you would literally believe u have the disease. Whatever symptoms of HIV I think of it will always manifest. Haba how was that possible.

In all nairalanders I give God the glory that I came out negative. These two years has been the hardest of my life. I can't wish it for my enemy. All bcus of 5mins raw sex.

Let's learn to always play safe no matter how much we want the sex.

God bless you all for reading.

I can relate bro.....I had unprotected sex with one girl in 2010 as a teenager and another in 2016....hoping I don chop comot mouth....that thing hunt in 2018, I almost failed my exams in sch then, cuz depression won kill...nah one doctor corper cuz han ooo...say I may be + because I complained of boil for school medical.....almost immediately I started using google to check symptoms...and immediately psychologically I started having those symptoms.....I had high blood pressure join, for the first time I knew what's called depression....I barely sleep, most 1h all through the night thinking is that how my innocent life will be ruined, thinking about my crush girl then that. Chai so I'll not marry this girl , made promise to God I'll never have any sex again till I marry If given second chance ( may God forgive me) until I summoned courage went for test....all negative and clean.....just thinking of that thing can kill walai