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How can u come to "teenage-land" for advice?
I'm always amazed wen I see people bring very serious personal and sensitive marital issues to this forum seeking for advice.
Majority of the peeps here are teenagers and largely immature.. All wat wrote is to them bullshit! They just wanna have fun wit every topic u bring on! Madam, pls see a professional marriage counsellor/pastor..
May God guide you also...

I will finally check his purse, if it's not bad then I'm on point.

Ask cossy, she has got in excess!

Ijele-igbo:
I used to be that innocent girl who
had the world at her feet. I was
beautiful and I had eyes and HIPS
that could make men sway, and to
top it all up, I was a Christian, a very
good Christian with a heart burning
for God. When I entered the
university, I met a guy, his name
was DERRICK. I couldn’t believe my
luck the first time I bumped into
him on my way to class, he had
such a kind smile and a tender look
that weakened my knees when he
spoke. Because I was late for class
we couldn’t talk much but barely
three weeks later, I met him at the
fresher’s night party and I was
overwhelmed. We got talking and I
found out that he was in his second
year and from that night, we
became an inseparable pair. At first,
we were friends and as months
passed by, we got closer and closer
and the chemistry between us was
undeniable. About a year after I
entered the university, Derrick and I
started dating. He was everything a
girl could ever want and desire save
the fact that he wasn’t so much ofa
Christian. Derrick had magical hands
that made him hard to resist and
most times I fell for it. At first, I felt
bad but when I couldn’t help falling
into the same pit I killed the guilt
on my inside. And then one day,
one of my friends said I was getting
fatter and that got me thinking and
in the process I began to link the
dots…first I had a vomiting spree
every morning which I thought was
due to a flu and then I had this
morning sickness which I felt was
due to stress and then my missing
period…oh no it can’t be possible I
said to myself, I couldn’tbe
pregnant!!! After a series of test
outside school, I realized the
deadliest truth, I was indeed
pregnant. I was only nineteen, I still
had a whole life ahead of me, what
was I going to do. I couldn’t tell my
parents, they wouldn’t hear of it.
Ihad to go to Derrick to tell him
what I had found out. On telling
him, I saw him fly into a temper I
had never seen in my life. He was so
hysterical, calling me all sorts of
names and I didn’t even know
when I started crying heart
drenching tears of hurt and
betrayal. When he looked into my
eyes he must have realized how
scared and hurt I was and so he
pulled me close and ran his hands
through my hair until I had calmed
down and then he said tome in the
most subtle voice ever”why don’t
you have an abortion”.I pulled back
instantly, I couldn’t have an
abortion! But when he talked about
my parents and the sanctioning of
the school and the fellowship which
I belonged to, I knew I had no other
choice. Derrick had made all the
arrangements and so on the
supposed day we went to the
room- like clinic. I shivered all
through my way there but Derrick
kept telling me that it would be
okay and that he was proud that I
made such a brave decision. When I
entered into the room where the
abortionwas supposed to take place
I laid down on the table trying to
dissociate my mind from what I
was about to do and then a young
man told me sternly, ” you know I
can’t perform this procedure with
your underwear on” and then I
began to pull it off.As I did this a
sense of guilt overwhelmed me,
first I had pulled off my
UNDERWEAR of pleasure and now I
was pulling it off to get rid of the
stigma the pleasure had brought…
what a shame, I felt so exposed. All
through the times that I felt
instruments coming in and out of
me, I kept thinking of the lady I had
become and the hypocrite I had
transformed into. I let out a sigh,
only if I can get through this I
muttered… only if… and then I felta
sharp pain pierce through the
whole of my body, I screamed
butthen the doctor told me to be
quiet. I felt another pain but this
time I bit my lip and then the pain
began to come in successions. I
instinctively knew that something
was wrong but I was too weak
totalk or to move and then I
heardthe voices of Derrick and the
doctor talking about the fact that
Iwas bleeding excessively. The pain
was so unbearable and I could feel
myself getting weaker and weaker.
With the last strengthin me, I
pleaded with God”Oh Lord I’m so
sorry for taking my under wears off,
please forgive me.” and I drifted
into a world where the pain
seemed less hurtful and the voices
seemed more distant.

May her soul rest in peace

The message is simple, say no to quack doctors!

Which one be eskimi again??

Kslib: This is the type of foolish comment that surfaces when people sleep with plantain hawkers and pure water sellers.. Dont use your dirty experience to rubbish my clean naija babes..

Oh ye generation of pussylickers! How come this comment had the highest number of likes?

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Lol @ "miss Yinka fashola , General manager..."
Is dat gov.fashy's daughter or sis?. Just askin.. Anyway, nothing new, this is naija! Every man for himself.. Naija o ni baje oo

I gues push has turned to shove!

All work and no play....

Allurefunky: ....and we stopped sex before he moved in with me

Who cares? Who asked you ? Lying signs!

What kinda hope are u referring to?
Is it the;
Hope of getting a job?
Hope of building a house ?
Hope of being succesful?
Hope of getting married?
Hope of being able to give birth?
Or wat?

Come on, get out of your complex mentality!
I'm 5"11 and my boss in the office is just 5"5 (the shortest of all the guys around!). The first day I met his wife I was stunned, fine babe! He's got 2 houses and 4 cars already and he is just 3 yrs older than me ...
Believe me, I can trade my height for all that he has at the moment!
Pls spare me of that height crap, it's no determinant of much in life. Believe me.

Get rid of the girl! You can do it girl!

Want to enjoy her in secret
I'm sure if they eventually get married you will stil continue to enjoy her in secret until u eventually plot his death so u can finally take over..
You both are psychos!

Just like that! See the crap nairaland is gradually degenerating to, every tom, dick and Harry comes around to post fictitious stories just to draw viewership..

Im 5ft 3inches... What are my chances?

**thinking suicide*

Capital YES if she is dangote's daughter.. All sins are forgiven!

Use google search, type in those criteria and I'm sure u ll get them in all shapes, size and colour.. Good luck!

youngalex: @ Op be positive about Guys just be nyz and friendly and define your r/ship from d start,lastly build your self confidence ,add me up 225A4606

Haba bros! No be u give better theoretical advice na? Which one be add me up again? U wan teach am practical too.. Brooossiiiee

One beaten, twice shy
Thrice beaten, forever shy !
Simply put, You ve just entered one chance thrice

Shoes with high heels

@OP, please visit pleasebangmywife.com, it's happening there!

@OP, you no get job oo... or better still, try find one goat for your area nack, I'm sure things would be different- ---no after sex wahala

Who is this nincompoop? Why are you breaking your sorry tales into chapters.. Who gat the time... Shove your story up your azz!

Get out of the way bi-tch, get out of the way

His account is in red? ... Pls buy him a teddy bear!

Mr learner, your mumu no get duplicate!

Na mumu u dey find ?

I ll simply remind her.. People should stop complicating an already complicated life .

Can they pls make this guy a senior special adviser somewhere so we can have some peace? Gosh !

Bros dino, come to equity with clean hands oo..ve said my own!

50calibre: Do I sense sarcasm?

See question oo.. No, It's onomatopoeia!