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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (2 - 0) On 19th January 2020 by wristbangle: 6:48pm On Jan 19, 2020
Can't come and wound my eyes. The possession of play is depressing to take. They should just end this match. Looks as if it's only Liverpool ok the field
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (2 - 0) On 19th January 2020 by wristbangle: 6:20pm On Jan 19, 2020
xynerise:
I know we are losing but let the goals no be much grin
Hmm as things dey go, we go chop am for second half.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (2 - 0) On 19th January 2020 by wristbangle: 6:11pm On Jan 19, 2020
It's better they end this game. This man United team is depressed.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (2 - 0) On 19th January 2020 by wristbangle: 5:50pm On Jan 19, 2020
Link to watch the match please?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Is A 130k Job Including Tithing Be Considered A Good Job? by wristbangle: 12:42pm On Jan 19, 2020
Thegeneralqueen:
130k undecided this money can give you 33 inches of Brazilian hair not to talk of full inches and you're talking about getting married sad oga go double your hustle
I no pray make dem use u do ritual las LA's, amen
Politics › Re: Amotekun: Rights Activist Drags FG, AGF, NASS, Others To Court by wristbangle: 12:29pm On Jan 19, 2020
PreciousJuice:
1. The Kano State Hisbah Board was created through the Kano State Hisbah Board Law No.4 of 2003 and the Kano State Hisbah Board (Amendment) Law No.6 of 2005 by the Kano State House of Assembly, which were duly assented to by the then Governor of Kano State, Malam Ibrahim Shekarau.

Now, what Law created AMOTEKUN, by which House of Assembly, and who assented to it?

2. Under Section 7 of the Law No. 4 of 2003, Hisbah Corps were established with the duties and responsibilities set out under subsection (4) of that section, some of which include:

Rendering necessary assistance to the Police and other Security Agencies especially in the areas of prevention, detention and reporting of offences;

Handling non-fire-arms for self defence like batons, and other non-lethal civil defence instruments;

-Assisting in any other situation that will require the involvement of Hisbah be it preventive or detective.

The Law that established Hisbah Corps was categorical in not allowing them to carry fire arms or any lethal weapons for self defence.

What about AMOTEKUN? What does the law establishing it say, if at all one exists?

3. The Government of Olusegun Obasanjo through the Inspector General of Police Mr. Sunday Ehindero in a press briefing on 7th of February, 2006 declared the Hisbah Law and the operations of the bodies created by the Laws as unconstitutional and illegal.

Is AMOTEKUN even backed by any Law?

4. On 8th February, 2006 the same Inspector General of Police Sunday Ehindero ordered his officers and men to effect the arrest of the Chairman and Commander General of the Hisbah Corps, Mallam Yahaya Farouk Chedi and his Deputy Mallam Abubakar Abdulkareem Rabo. They were arrested in Kano and immediately taken to Abuja where they were detained.

Has any Commander of AMOTEKUN been arrested, despite the fact that they are not backed by any known law and are made to carry fire-arms?

Would the atmosphere not have been more volatile by now if such has happened?

5. The same Government of Olusegun Obasanjo through the Minister of Information, Mr Frank Nweke Jr. in another press briefing made serious allegations that the Hisbah had sought foreign assistance from Libya and Iran fhor training as a terrorist group.
We know your type. Trying to twist facts to favour your biased view.
Politics › Re: Caption This Photo Of President Buhari And Osinbajo by wristbangle: 6:06pm On Jan 18, 2020
Auladimeji:
Buhari:I heard that za yorubawa is asking for Amotiku?

Osibanjo:Sir, I don't know, maybe you should ask Bordilloncheesy
cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Newcastle United Vs Chelsea (1 - 0) On 18th January 2020 by wristbangle: 6:05pm On Jan 18, 2020
Newcastle 2 - 0 Chelsea FT cool
Politics › Re: Has Power Been Restored In Your Area? by wristbangle: 7:02am On Jan 17, 2020
sharone21:
I know sha that some places in Abeokuta dey enjoy light....When IBEDC start misbehaving, I just go to their FBK page to 'lament'....If you stay at Olorunsogo it means you aren't far from Odo-Eja my side gangan.

It remains for Ogun State's government to repair the spoilt reservoir which has been bad since late June last year.....Anyway, my landlord on my recommendation don put pump since for our well so we don't lack water and even drinkable once I add WATER GUARD.
There is this area I visited in Abeokuta, I guess Obantoko/Asero. Still I left, there was no light for one week. That is real suffering.
Politics › Re: Has Power Been Restored In Your Area? by wristbangle: 6:57am On Jan 17, 2020
easiest:
Yes na true, we still dey blackout here for yaba
Yaba remains black out till now. Light use to be constant here. People migrating here are too much because of Island proximity and it's student area

eledacedar:
Them just bring am now for my area in yaba
Which side? For Abule Oja, still black out
Romance › Re: My Fiance Is A 2-Minute Man & We Are Set To Do Our Introduction. Please Help by wristbangle: 10:51pm On Jan 16, 2020
Tips

1. Prepare tiger nut, coconut and date fruit for him. Crush/Blend and squeeze the liquid from the residue. Store inside freezer and let him have it for a week non-stop

2. Prepare smoothies for him with banana, water melon, mango and paw-paw combination for him

3. Mix honey and lime together.

4. Get herbal combination( agbo jedi from Abeokuta/Ibadan) that will burn out sugar and fat from his body

5. Constant exercise

6. Practice and perfect intimacy before penetration

7. Exhibit withdrawal mechanism at every point of release.


If he can do this, you will run from man about too much sex. It's not easy to do but I did and what well for me.
Best wishes.

Miffia, since you are about to do introduction, please let me cover your event to wedding ceremony. My fee is fair and with quality photos. Can I send u a DM ma?
Celebrities › Re: Dakore Egbuson And Olumide Akande's Marriage Crash Rumour by wristbangle: 9:12pm On Jan 16, 2020
cococandy:
Shame on you
You too tongue
Politics › Re: Pope Francis Honours Willie Obiano With Knight Title (photos) by wristbangle: 8:45pm On Jan 16, 2020
The Tommy of that man in blue tux jacket is so big that the cloth he wore is frustrated to be on his body.

Congrats to Willie. He should bring that knife knight title to Obalende so we can celebrate him.

Contact me via my signature for pre-wedding, wedding, birthday and other event photo shoots.
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu To Support Amotekun With 1 Million IPOB Men by wristbangle: 8:29pm On Jan 16, 2020
BUSHHUNTER:
Miyetti Allah now
grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Rejects Uk's Call For 'trump Deal' To Replace Nuclear Accord by wristbangle: 8:13pm On Jan 16, 2020
visijo:
.Sometimes a breakup is actually a breakthrough.�
Deep insight
Romance › Re: Ladies, When You Are Ready To Settle Down, Don't Settle For These Men by wristbangle: 8:24pm On Jan 15, 2020
Reverse is the case for some Nigerian ladies who are attracted to bullied, egoistic and autocratic men. They see traits mentioned from the OP as weakness should a man possess those. No amount of deliverance can pull their awkward thoughts from this.
Crime › Re: Hausa Youths Go On Rampage, Set Lagos LG Office Ablaze by wristbangle: 8:45pm On Jan 10, 2020
Fashola remains the best governor of Lagos. Standing ovation to him for eradicating bike menace on Lagos roads.

Sanwo Olu should do the same. We have Gokada, Opay, Max and Keke napep enough to cater Lagos populace.
Celebrities › Re: Dakore Egbuson And Olumide Akande's Marriage Crash Rumour by wristbangle: 8:28pm On Jan 10, 2020
victorian:
I'm not surprised.
I was expecting it anyways

I'm surprised they lasted this long!

.when a carefree woman is overly controlled in an aristocrat marriage, just to please everyone in the marriage especially the parents of the man. Just give her some few years, all hell will let loose if the parents of the guy, do not wear off their hold in the son's marriage.

Red flag I saw : She cut off her dada, that one alone ehn? It's finished in that marriage. Even though she agreed to cut it off. One huge part of her died already on that spot but the husband will not know the damage he has done to her inner being, just to please family and make her look the ideal wife in the eyes of the public.

Then making her a full time housewife? When she's a busy bee? So someonelse will not snatch her from him? I laugh in Chinese!

So tell me, Was she not snatched in the end? She couldn't even wait to be divorced properly before dating another guy, whom I believe will be a free spirited guy.

Guys what you fear most in marriage and try everything possible to make sure it doesnt happen, will eventually happen. It's life. Don't allow your fears over take the running of your once loving and smooth relationship before u guys get married.

All I see here is a free spirited woman who has set herself free from bondage called marriage. She thought she will be free like when she was single. She didn't know she will tied to all sorts of rules and regulations by the family. What a shock for her!

She's not going back to that family again she's gone for good.

Everything is not all about money.
You have a point. It's good to have holistic view about an issue before judging. I think I will agree to an extent because her career went oblivion when she married. Omotola is married and that never stopped her acting career, though she selects the unromantic acting scenes which shows respect for her spouse.
Celebrities › Re: Dakore Egbuson And Olumide Akande's Marriage Crash Rumour by wristbangle: 8:13pm On Jan 10, 2020
DexterousOne:
Speak English wey you sabi cheesy

Na content not contempt

And btw
Make celebs are largely not better
Na mistake Baba. I think say na wetin I write be that.

U self gbagaun for the bolded. Na male not make
Car Talk › Re: 2020 Mercedes Benz AVTR Unveiled: Breaks Car Record With Its Looks by wristbangle: 8:10pm On Jan 10, 2020
We are already seeing the future.
Celebrities › Re: Dakore Egbuson And Olumide Akande's Marriage Crash Rumour by wristbangle: 8:04pm On Jan 10, 2020
kunleweb:
She's a bad example. I'm only surprised it lasted this long. The entire Akande family saw it and her high handedness. But the dude just refused to listen. This is what happens when a guy loads up on jazzed totomycin. Their sense of reasoning gets blocked


Cc Philip0906
Haha grin wetin person no go see finish for Nairaland
Politics › Re: Buhari Ends DSTV Exclusive Rights On EPL Matches by wristbangle: 7:54pm On Jan 10, 2020
GamalNasser:
DSTV did nothing to U sir , DSTV subscription are some of the cheapest on Earth , the fact you are finding hard to subscribe to it here shows you wouldnt be able to afford subscription TV in any other continent in Earth and it means you are trying to live above your means , to avoid this the same multichoice set up GOTV so you can have Subscription TV that fits your pocket but you say no you want DSTV by all means grin grin.... If you can't afford DSTV no that viewship is moving to Netflix then how can you afford Netflix ....The situation has nothing to do with DSTV but your govt that can't create a wealth for the society
Lol. Relax bro. Read my comment slowly and carefully watch the points raised. Paying for premium package without enjoying full benefits is day time fraud.

FYI, who told you DSTV is the cheapest in the world. Seems you have been scammed by DSTV to believe such lies. Anyway, Android TV lo laye bayi. Uninterrupted service and access to all channels is what am enjoying with unlimited fibre link internet service.

Though, I don't see any Nigeria stations having the money to get EPL rights.
Celebrities › Re: Dakore Egbuson And Olumide Akande's Marriage Crash Rumour by wristbangle:
I read the article and paused at point when the family members of Olumide Akande warned him about his choice to marry Dakore.

I now have a clearer picture of an adage that says what an elder sees that made his eyes socket deep can make a child go blind.

I congratulate male celebrities who settled for ladies with contented and humble background.

She ( Dakore in Dubai) is advertising herself for the next maga who will finance her upkeeps. Nigerian actresses are the worst set of ladies to marry. Exceptions are Omotola, Mercy Johnson and very few to mention.

Same story for chika Ike, Tonto, etc. Pathetic, glutinous and parasitic set of hungry ladies.
Politics › Re: Buhari Ends DSTV Exclusive Rights On EPL Matches by wristbangle: 7:33pm On Jan 10, 2020
Monopoly is one of the negative factors affecting businesses in Africa, especially Nigeria. Competition put companies on toes to be innovative in service rendering.

If the government can have this implemented, kudos to them. DSTV has dealt with us for too long and it's time we look elsewhere for better service delivery. I am not referring to NTA.

In this economic situation, coughing out almost 20k to enjoy premium package that will not air important matches is nonsense upon injury.
Entertainment › Re: New Nigerian Male Dresser Breaks Internet With His Twerking Video by wristbangle: 7:18pm On Jan 10, 2020
Chei! Wetin danfo driver no go see finish for LASMA hand oooo. cry
Christianity Etc › Re: Man Caught Drinking Holy Communion Wine After Stealing It From Church In Lagos by wristbangle: 7:09pm On Jan 10, 2020
The headline is hilarious cheesy Shayo ontop hunger!
Politics › Re: As Nigerians, Can We Ever Witness Stable Electricity In Our Life Time? by wristbangle: 3:47pm On Jan 10, 2020
It's attainable just that wicked elements need to go.

For your pre-wedding, birthday, and other events, contact me on my profile for affordable and quality photoshot
Romance › Re: How Do I Break Up With Her? by wristbangle: 2:33pm On Jan 10, 2020
Obviously, you went for this lady because of her beauty. The attributes is there that she is not your type and you are forcing yourself on her like a frustrated male fowl. I don't think you are a pastor. I don't pray your ignorance becomes your undoing.

Let's leave aside the aspect of your family spiritual opinion ( who even still seek the council of fake prophets dishing out lies about future partner when God is there), the point where you mentioned that she agitates for sex from another man should be a red signal to sexual preference in relationship.

Your relationship was never based on love but lust. Quit fantasising and look for your spec who is not that beautiful but spiritual/Godly in behaviour.



Marvyx:
OP please don't start this year with stupidity.

A proposed pastor wanting to marry a cheat?? Are you prophet Haggai?? Even the prophet was directed by God to marry a LovePeddler and you've not even heard from God at all. There are prayers God won't even answer because He expects you to use your head which apparently has been covered by love stupidity.

Let her go for your own sanity.
grin
Sports › Re: Isaac Promise Buried With No Representative From NFF by wristbangle: 8:56am On Jan 10, 2020
ghettokid1:
Nigerians is the most ungrateful bunch of people i have ever seen,
Or is it because he is an igbo?
Same thing happened to Rasheed Yekini. I don't blame those in diaspora switching to play for another country. I gave up on this country case long time ago. It's better you too move on.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by wristbangle: 8:06pm On Jan 09, 2020
highzickjosh:
"What doesn't kill makes you stronger"- I guess this has been a lie all along, cause right now I'm emotionally, mentally, and spiritually down.

Just like any other applicant, I graciously honoured Ecobank test invite and to God be the glory, I excelled and was sent a mail to be on the look out for interview invite (all these were between January and February, 2019).

To avoid stories that touch, I had to buy a new suit in preparation for the interview thinking all other been equal invite should drop around March. The excitement of finally getting a job after several months led to sleepless nights as I knew the interview is nothing but a formality.

March came and went, nothing came through from Ecobank. Then I said to myself, these people must have really rate me so high to have given me a whole month to prepare for interview. April came in and I shouted Happy New Month with excitement knowing fully well the new month will yield good fruits. Then I went about refreshing my mail every blessed day to no avail, what might have gone wrong? Is there no interview anymore? My curiosity led me to source for information on Nairaland and behold I was at peace when I found out that the exercise was still on. Besides I wasn't the only one affected by the delay.


Just like March, April packed it bag and luggages and went without any news. Come May, I went back to the success mail I got to at least try and reach out to Ecobank. Lo and Behold the mail was 'do-not-reply', Aye o! Without hesitation, I logged back to Nairaland to see if there has been any new developments and of course there was a new development. Apparently, an applicant who couldn't bear the wait any longer put a call through to their Customer Care abi shey HR? and was told the process was still on, that we will be contacted soon.


Like play, Like play almighty NNPC came out with their recruitment exercise and reluctantly I applied. I mean there's no harm in applying now, and to God be the glory, I got shortlisted for CBT. I wasn't bother neither was I alarmed by the huge turn out (I mean it isn't the first time of seeing crowd at a test centre, those who have visited workforce center at Gbagaba will probably know what I'm talking about). All I know is I will try my best even though its obvious the recruitment was nothing but a formality (NNPC probably have the details of those they want to employ already).


As if the trauma of knowing the recruitment might not see the light of the day wasn't enough, I got an invite for interview. Eh ehn, emi ni kan tan, a won gbe I said to myself with a smile. You can't really fault me, who wouldn't want to work at NNPC. I polished my shoe, retouched my suits and hyposified my white shirt, mo gbe body me, o di Abuja. Getting to Abuja, I was dumbfounded, being my first time. While passing through the airport road up till the city gate, all that was on mind was fast n furious, that express have got to be the best road in Nigeria.

Oh, I have forgotten about Ecobank. Who needs a bank job when there's oil money? NNPC interview wasn't that good, like I was overwhelmed by the aesthetics of Abuja and The Towers (see ehn there's money in Nigeria oh) I sha ti Ati Lo Ati de. I knew anything could happen but still I was pleased with the stage I got to and to think there's Ecobank to fall back on if things go south with NNPC was pleasing.

Just like Ecobank, NNPC decided to be foolish. August came with nothing, September also followed suits like epo EWA. Then October, the stupid lawyer came forth with his court case. A mo je gbese, I jejely carried my body back to the Ecobank thread to see what's happening, at that stage I will gladly accept Ecobank pending NNe(at all at all nah im bad pass). But the thing shocked me, it was still the same case, Ecobank will get back to you soon. Ah! Tani mo se e? Will this year just go like that too ni?

Am I cursed? Cause if someone had told me I would still be jobless 3 years after graduation I will have rained curses and brimstone on such fellow. While thinking about 1000 ways to die, a new revelation came forth. Our humbled GMD said 'SOON'..... seeing that I had strength again, I mean their father, my village people can't get me. OGA at the top have said soon. So, I started preparing, researching various SBUs. Hmmm NAPIMS looks alluring but again I don't want Lagos jare. So I concluded Delta or Port-harcourt it is and again come to think of it, why not Towers gan sef?


As if the torture wasn't enough, GMD's soon started to look like a joke. But why now, 'SOON' should be around a week or two now. And again I dived to check what's up with Ecobank as it was my fall back option and on getting there, the thread was deserted, no new information. Ah! Mo gbe, my village people have finally caught up with me. Started the new year with thoughts on what next to do, I mean I can't continue this way and again I'm done with the back and forth of different sauce with burnt dodo on Nairaland. But again, I find it difficult to leave as I keep coming back to check for updates. To me Ecobank is dead, my last resort now is NNPC.


As if the cruel journey of 2019 wasn't so bad, I got a mail from Ecobank this morning, restating that they haven't forgotten me oh, that I will be called before the end of the year. Abi e ma ri awon oloshi yii oh. So they expect me to still stay up and be waiting for them. Well, it's not their fault, nah Nigeria cause am and besides who starts a recruitment exercise when there's no vacancy?


To this end I beg to ask, what does the future holds for Nigerian youths? Cause at this rate, the repercussions of what's to come frightens me.
I applaud your writing skills. Eloquent and filled with sweet sense of humour.

We are expectant of the good news coming our way. We have done our best. I salute all of us who took the sacrifice to proceed on the journey considering the huge risk on our highway. No matter the outcome, we are all winners. May God help us. Each time I think of my interview performance, I feel uncomfortable. God is in control.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Fact-checking Trump’s Address On The Iran Missile Attacks by wristbangle: 4:35pm On Jan 09, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

Fuckkking trump
Just apologize to Iran you Moda fuckkker

Soleimani was supposed to meet with irag prime minister in Baghdad to discuss about security and peace talks
Trump should apologize
Killing a government official of a sovereign nation just because you have intelligent report that he is aiding terrorists is bad. Another country top commander for that matter!
I feel ashamed sharing citizenship with your kinds. Apologize for what? When the evil military man was killing and creating nuisance in the middle east, did u condemn his actions?

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