₦airaland Forum

Rukkydelta:
This is awesome
Nice one

gypsey:
First time i travelled to Nigeria, as landed at MMA lagos the heat hit my face, in just few minutes i was sweating like a christmas Turkey. The whole airport smelt horrible, the toilet was filty with a brown 6 inches shiit starring angrily at me as if to be asking what da fu ck are you doing in Nigeria? no water to wash hands after using the toilet or flush. everyone was asking to be "dashed" something i even thought for one minute that the shiit in that toilet was about to demand for "dash" too the way it was starring at me. The noise was excruciating people screaming while hawking their various wares, defecating and urinating everywhere, The hotel was filty, No electricity, i was told that the generator isn't on, what?!! I yelled, generator?!! but however, above all i Enjoyed my 3 weeks stay in Nigeria. Nigerian women, food, weed and palm wine i enjoyed. i ve been to Nigeria more than a dozen times since then, in Nigeria if you are moneyd you are a King or queen.

SpecialAgent:
mehn....i have NEVER entered plane in my entire life

Roadtoyesterday:
Lord am not asking too much from you, all I want is a good life and settle my debt profile. Surprise me at this point when all hope is gone. And congrats to David, he worked for the money, if it were to be a politician, I would be raining curses on him right now.

TheChameleon:


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EdoPrince93:
He is right you know...Burna boy has always been an arrogant prick of a person, Smh...No wonder he was labelled uneducated for not winning the Grammys... And also May God punish that Mr lifeless and useless bigot of a presidiot that claims to be in charge of Nigeria along with his useless grandson the dead vulture seller on nairaland...

chibjohn:
This isn't true. You need to go through the books of those discos. They are just existing and not making profits like you think. That's the major issue. Your minister doesn't have a clue.

Agboriotejoye:
DId siemens tell you that? Kindly furnish us details of your meeting with them, Last we heard, they signed an agreement with the same FG that is paying subsidies to discos.

No!! The genesis of the problem is discos want to reap where they have not sown. They are supposed to modernize the Nigerian distribution network while putting ALL customers on prepaid meters. They have done none of those. Instead they have put majority of Nigerians on estimated bills while forcing govt to pay for the rest of the power they reject through NBET. They still get subsidies from the same NBET and NERC to pay for prepaid meters most of which are never delivered to the customer. The agreement they had with FG in 2014 is an incremental rates plan whereby every cycle, they will show the improvement that have occurred in the system due to their interventions and NERC will respond by adjusting rates to reflect the money they spent. Right now, they can't show any improvement they've brought to the system but are advocating upward review of rates due to sentiments. TRASH!!

Gnaeusmagnus:
The issues arising

1. Siemens is not going to come in and charge bills below the production price , so bills go up. Siemens is also not coming to invest in Nigeria sans profit.

2. Discos will expect to be compensated for being forced out of the business for Siemens.

3. Expect higher bills, but improvement in power supply

Adiahakiet:
Congratulations to all those who got success mails. I lost out but life goes on guys.
Jarus,xfire et al mbok advice a brother.

Am currently with ExxonMobil on graduate internship with the logistics department. There is assurance of conversion to contract after my program but still within logistics dept


Recently I got dangote fertilizer graduate trainee offer with a five year bond. I will be trained overseas and can only leave after five years.

I was thinking NNPC will come through but now I've got to make a choice.

I hold a first class degree in chemical engineering (2018) and am passionate about career.

What would you advice. Does working as a logistic personnel count as an experience, should I accept dangote offer. Am confused. please pardon my typo, am still basking in the euphoria of this heartbreak from NNPC

In terms of pay, Exxon pays above 500 as contract while dangote pays 180k after training.

JasonScoolari:
.....Don't be deceived, that dog you see at the picture above is not a security dog, an average Ibomite and Cross Riverian knows what I am saying.


The bingo smiling sheepishly will be dispatch the 404 department.

Amotolongbo:
Was this not discussed at the BMC meeting?

ajalawole:
why not give GoOkada the job then... If the govt can't profile and train riders, let GoOkada do it. imagine my bro wife trekking all the way from kola bus stop to oshodi

Professorcplus:
Receive sense IJN
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Shibaraba:
He wants ghosts to be living in the house
His house his rules. I like him already. He spelt it out for them.

No be my other landlord for Ibadan Wey dey manufacture rules as he pleases.

Suddenly began to lock gate at 9pm. I turn spider man. Fly fence like Weyrey.
Because he has a poultry I must not buy chicken outside. If I mistakenly fry chicken na wahala. We no go greet for 1 week. I must not flush too many times. How he knows how many times I flush I never got to find out. Last last I teach am lesson. After 6months I fly outside .Left my things there. Came back 4 years later to meet my things outside the house. Biggest jackpot. He pay everything reach my girlfriend lipstick . I show am. He he he he he. Useless house for ashipa after Orita.

How we reason as Nigerians scare me. Two years arrears I paid initially for entering. That's how they pay in orita. Some people dey mention me say I wicked. Dey swear for me for house Wey some of dem no get.
I do am I Don do am be that. Carry cane come beat me.

donstan18:
They are giving Nigerians what they want.