₦airaland Forum

MhizTenderly:
I left nairaland for quite a long time, was a guest though. I just decided to be back.


How are you?

TinaAnita:
MTN always likes eating its cake and having it. The woman in my area had to add N10, 20 depending on the amount of airtime as according to her MTN increased the cost of airtime which affected the little profit she was making from it.

I hate the fact that MTN is my major source of communication otherwise I would have disposed the sim card. Useless network

MhizTenderly:
Haahahahha, wristwatch!!!

MhizTenderly:
110,220,330,440.

East will never change. Their inflation is too much.


ThankGod I can recharge from my bank.

BoleAndFish:
If Real Madrid (your archenemy) were to play Juventus (who utterly humbled you guys home and away) in the semi final or finals, who will you barca fans be supporting?


And all barca fans

Odumanudo:
This is good/bad news. Good news that the foreign reserve is increasing, but bad news that the crude production has fallen to 1.2 million barrels per day. OPEC gave Nigeria a production window of 2.2 million barrels per day. PMB and his crew should sit tight to remedy the situation. We need to earn all the Dollars as much as possible from the maximum production of crude. However, we need the highest transparency and openness in the oil sector and the management of FOREX.

Jetleeee:
The thing is, we aren't bothered about their own anti-yoruba comments. For us, it's an enjoy your thread and let me enjoy my thread thing. They are always breaking that rule by playing victim when it's our turn. You can scream brown roof, afonja all day, na you sabi BUT no carry that "you are tribalistic" nonsense when it's our turn.

Jetleeee:
Lol you see as we no complain on the thread. We just dey observe I know some threads will land FP before the end of the week. For sure, me and the fellow comrades will always do the regular

Just wait for their reactions.

Sweetnik22:
Yoruba will always be a slave to the north no matter what

BiafraIShere:
Right from the days of Alimi & Afonja, it has always been a case of use and dump in a master and slave relationship! Smh at the suffersicated people, I wonder when they will emancipate themselves from mental slavery. Make I dey go joor, this one na mumu post.

olujastro:
I honestly want to understand in clear terms what you expect the CBN to be doing at this point as opposed to what they are doing now.

modath:
You don start again bah.... 385? Where? In your dreams?


Nigeria needs a 100$ minimum oil to even start to break even.... a nor dey lie to myself..... it's cos oil rose to 55 +- that CBN has gone on another pump.... Throwing good money after bad!!!

Like i have told you & will continue to reiterate, let CBN allow cards usage across all banks for just one week & we'll see if the voodoo "appreciation" yansh won't be exposed....

I love my country & want her progress but a nor dey lie to myself sam sam.

989900:
Fingers crossed . . .


The SMEs window if not abused should be a good move.

Raising limits on Naira cards for POS transactions would have been good too.

Cashless policy and the Whistleblower policy, plus ebb and flow in the exchange rates will make it a bit difficult for racketeers.

The Naira should do better by far in a year or 2 when Private refineries start working, and 'probably' government ones do better, hoping the agric, local rice and 'buy naija' revolution does not lose steam, with the steel industry, local auto industry, railways and FDIs kicking in.

P.S. It was N385 @ Island yesterday.

Mediapace:
If barca qualify

I promise wristbangl and tonyebarcanist. sometwo special

gurnam:
Lagos is choked up with daily human migration from all over Nigeria, mostly by non-professionals that can only come to add more burden on the already lean resources.
The population is exploding, with more population, the more increase in crime rates, mostly by those coming from other states.
LAGOS MUST CONTROL THIS UNBRIDLED INFLUX ONE WAY OR THE OTHER.

Zedoo:
I see this alot around my house...

Why would a grown ass lady tie wrapper outside the confines of her house, let alone outside her compound... Mehn.. Some trek in wrapper all the way from their house to buy something from the store.... Like wtf??

There's one constantly cutting eye for me....

I mean she s well solid, sharp figure and damn sultry body...fine face and all...

And even I feel seduced....

Gaddamit I just feel irritated when I see her...

She will even wear polo and tie wrapper on her waist...like wtf!!!..

sexybbstar:
I understand Nairaland forum to be a community.If you doubt me ,check out some people on your streets,you will notice that someone on nairaland will share the same attributes.
The same way iya shade and iya chinedu fights on your street,the same way this fight exists on nairaland.

How to offend Nairaland guys
(1)Create a thread on "Dont date broke guys""flee from broke guys".You will send them all packing into the thread to disgrace the OP.
(2)Create a thread on "My boyfriend has stopped giving me money,whats my offence?"....You will see some women wrappers commenting"i can never spend a dime on any lady"...."the day i spend 1naira for a lady who is not my wife,make God take my life!"
(3)Create a thread on "I am a virgin but my boyfriend wants to deflower me by force"...Guys go full that thread...."Give me your phone number,let me disvirgin u" "who is this again?"..."make we fry beans?".
(4)Create a thread on "Say no to premarital sex"....trust my guys,dem go bash you ,ehn?


How to offend Nairaland babes
(1)Create a thread on "10 Things that shows your girlfriend is olosho" or 10 signs your gf is not a wife materials".....ladies dey always vex for this ones.
(2)Create a thread on "Nigerian ladies are lazy and gold diggers"....make the op run for cover!
(3)When a fellow lady post "I am a virgin,and i want to remain like that till marriage"...Ladies go bash hell out of her and let her see the things her virginity cant guarantee her.
(4)Threads created by tosyne2much and wristbang......Ladies dey always vex like what i dont know.

Quinn22:
Bonjour Monsieur
Apologies! it's not my intention *takes a bow knee*

989900:
The SMEs window if not abused should be a good move.

Raising limits on Naira cards for POS transactions would have been good too.

Cashless policy and the Whistleblower policy, plus ebb and flow in the exchange rates will make it a bit difficult for racketeers.

The Naira should do better by far in a year or 2 when Private refineries start working, and 'probably' government ones do better, hoping the agric, local rice and 'buy naija' revolution does not lose steam, with the steel industry, local auto industry, railways and FDIs kicking in.

Quinn22:
Why do you ladies always fall for their traps. e.g the op
you girls are supposed to waka pass the thread, ignore and leave the thread for them guys so that they feel foolish. Don't give them the attention or else you're stroking their ego the more. Deprive them of the attention they seek.

Good morning to you mademoiselle!...

TrapHedges:
I disagre with the tv shows watching ladies bro... Dosnt make all of em lazy.. Only the lazy ones

wristbang. nice article sir

Justiceleague1:
lazy jobless woman wrapper...are u fed up with life looking 4 rats and cockroaches on every ipob/igbo related threads?

@Op,...mtcheww,na the cone shape sef...whareva

nkemdi89:
But do you know a woman can be the opposite of all these negative traits listed before marriage, but after marriage when the children start coming she may not be able to meet up again, not that she is lazy but her inability to manage stress. Because as a single girl she has been coping with an average fixed degree of stress, that's why she can maintain that level of being hardworking, but coping with a new degree of stress like pregnancy and post natal may affect her energy level and body system entirely.

Sultanchidi:
bros piers Morgan is a diehard Arsenal fan and he loves football more than u, bt d goal was offside

TheGoodJoe:
Very sad day for Football. The officiating was more than atrocious. This is why I will keep calling for video replay technology.

Vidal was also wrongly sent off. I won't blame Bayern for feeling robbed.

HateU2:
Reasonable afonja and flat head . Enjoy your life jare

refiner:
I've been fine dear...yea u can...not this email oo

refiner:
My luff...get ready to see me on ur tv nextyr...ayam ready!

Luizkid:
the Op stated clearly that he won't add lagos, yet peeps are still asking where is Lagos, someone even asking where's Abuja when there's Fct on the list...na real wah