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Romance › Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by wristbangle(op): 9:06pm On Feb 18, 2016
Rollar:
Unfortunately most girls already do all this. Problem is after doing all this he may leave you alone alright, but he'll form a permanent opinion about you. Fate has a twisted sense of humor. Don't worry, you'll understand when you open threads on what to do now that you've met and fallen in love with his brother, discovered his dad is your boss/referee or you somehow find yourself in some situation where his opinion about you counts. Maybe grow a brain and tell him no firmly, not some silly vague reply like "you're not ready" as you girls love, but a firm uncompromising no. No matter how goat-like he is, when you tell a guy no enough times, he'll back off.
And maybe it would be better if you silly girls stop playing hard to get or stringing guys along. It makes some guys think you're all fickle nitwits that don't know what they want cool
Bro, well said. In as much I wrote this article to condemn stubborn toaster' act, some ladies will use this points to inflict pain on potential suitors who possess the necessary ingredient to become to good husband. Well who are they deceiving if not their selves.
Politics › Re: Oil-rich Nigeria Now Can't Afford To Pay Teachers - Bloomberg by wristbangle: 8:53pm On Feb 18, 2016
menabae:
yep give me ogbono soup and yellow eba,or catfish peppersoup and starch anyday anytime.... cheesy, and I guess urs is amala nd ewedu right?
Chai! U dey make me think this nite. cry. Chai yellow eba and ogbono soup, God dey sha!

Well, I like amala/ewedu, iyan/egusi, fufu(akpu)and okro soup, peppersoup/catfish..

Mehn u are really enjoying oo! I just wan blast 30 naira indomie and N20 groundnut this nite.
Literature › Re: VALENCRY, My Valentine Experience ( Short Story ) by wristbangle: 8:27pm On Feb 18, 2016
ClassCaptain:
Episode Five

I had some potential babes on my list i could actually take out for the day... i would just need to chyke them and at least i should be able to see one free one that would love to hang out tomorrow. So Help me GOD.
.. i checked and checked and tried to narrow it down to the beautiful ones i can be seen with anytime, any day.. they were up to like 7.. next,i narrowed it down to the single ones or those i think should be single, thus dropping the number to 5..
By the time i reasoned those that were mostly to accept my request for a val date without giving me much trouble or draining my pocket.. , ......the number dropped to three.

Prettythicksme.. michella and nikkylawve.
..
As there was no time to waste , i set out to business. I should be able to see one that would love to go with me ...even though we are not dating but still yet at least for me to experience this vall ish.. Even if its just this once.. To shame my critics dem.

I called prettythicksme almost up to 15 times but she refused to pick.. at a time it said switched off.. it was then i remembered she was using a java phone with some call problems and a battery that is always low.

Next i dialed michella number.. she picked once and we did the usual greeting greeting, long time , how are you, have you eaten ..bullshit. I used almost 3 mins to greet her as my heart was beating very fast and i was very nervous.

At last i took the courage and maneuvered my way to the question....Her reply shocked me.she just laughed and laughed before she cut me off the line.. The reason for her laughter i don't know.... what i said was not even funny.just a simple question undecided

Discouraged by the earlier two results, i didn't even bother to call the third lady...i just dropped my phone and did a general cleaning of my room as wristbangle is expected to come tomorrow with his babe.

8 36pm GEREGE ON FEB 13th

I suddenly saw a notification on my phone.. as i was not using a whats app enabled phone, i knew it had to be a message .. it must be those mtn people with their text 5676 to 41985 for valentine news or text val to 3524 to enjoy romantic texts .Reluctantly, i went to check the message and got the surprise of my life.

It was a message from a number that was not too familiar.
it read “ call me very important”..
Spot on bro. I dey gbadun ur gist. Huh which babe u find 4 me? Hehehe
Politics › Re: Oil-rich Nigeria Now Can't Afford To Pay Teachers - Bloomberg by wristbangle: 8:25pm On Feb 18, 2016
menabae:
heheheheheh,pizza ke?he must be pulling my legs ain't he?I dislike that shii like poo,I can only manage sharwama or chicken sausage (hogdog). but then our local. Dishes is the bomb not this foreign poo... ,even in eateries, I dnt order for em foreign food God forbid
Eh ehn! Correct babe! Na which local dish be ur best meal?
Politics › Re: Oil-rich Nigeria Now Can't Afford To Pay Teachers - Bloomberg by wristbangle: 4:58pm On Feb 18, 2016
menabae:
wow,see enjoyment,nd I'm here looking for wat to eat sef cheesy, thanks anyways...m
Lolss cheesy. U called gala and pure water enjoyment? Hehehe.

I know that u must have eaten now. Just it's gonna be pizza or sharwama! shockedtongue
Business › Re: Man Strips Unclad Inside Gtbank As His Money Vanished From His Account (video) by wristbangle: 3:57pm On Feb 18, 2016
Kachisbarbie:
what's his money disappeared? Is the money willie-willie?
Elucidate more on what happened biko

Was his ATM pin compromised or what?
Exactly what I am trying to figure out. His money cannot just vanish like that. Abi them jazz d man when him dey withdraw money frm ATM?
Politics › Re: Oil-rich Nigeria Now Can't Afford To Pay Teachers - Bloomberg by wristbangle: 3:34pm On Feb 18, 2016
menabae:
Eh hen?are u serious?incase u wanna contest for presidency,we gonna campaign for u,by fire by force u must win,we really need young fresh and intelligent lad inside Asorock,Nigerians are tired of same incompetent and clueless recycled old men, u berra tight ur booth very well oo...... And I said amen to ur prayer!dnt worry God has already lifted u,thou I'm not the prayer warrior church type oo,bt I still believes in faith and miracle,as for the mosquito try and flit ur room with insecticide before going to bed....
Thanks dear. I Appreciate your motivated words. Your comments are filled with hope. If u don't mind join me as I eat gala and pure water
Business › Re: Naira Falls To N370 Per Dollar by wristbangle: 12:56pm On Feb 18, 2016
Mehn it is now 390 naira ooo shocked
Politics › Re: Oil-rich Nigeria Now Can't Afford To Pay Teachers - Bloomberg by wristbangle: 12:51pm On Feb 18, 2016
menabae:
hahahahahaha,I laugh in chinese,and u think the so called KOWA party is exceptional?then u must be day dreaming,anywayz with prayers things will get in the right places....... Lolz@ vampire teeth mosquitoes,do u live besides water?and for the heat is just something else even the A.C is crying for help lolz....
Eh nau. Na KOWA go do am. And If dem fvck up, I will contend for president.

Lolss. Well I live at a rugged area. My prayer is God should lift me high before d 1st quarter of this year.

Shebi u still enjoy AC small. My fan spoil last wk. Money to do am, na God go provide. Mosquitoes don frustrate my life finish. I don tire 4 everything sef cry
Romance › Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by wristbangle(op): 11:16am On Feb 18, 2016
ekwemzy2014:
And tomorrow they will say at 40 no husband
gringrin
Romance › Re: 8 Ways To Win The Heart Of Stubborn Girls by wristbangle: 11:15am On Feb 18, 2016
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]if the girl is stubborn why not look for the less stubborn one?

Is your destiny tied to that particular girl? huh[/color]
I tire oo! Anyway it's a counter thread to my article yesterday. U don see the article? cheesy
Politics › Re: Oil-rich Nigeria Now Can't Afford To Pay Teachers - Bloomberg by wristbangle:
menabae:
wow egg 50 naira? shocked,where@ ?......... Yea u are on point,I was amazed seeing people here fighting over some corrupt leaders,the truth is Nigerian leaders are badlucks frm time immemorial,they can never change exept by God's divine intervations, instead of them to come together as one to criticize the Govt they are here making meaningless noise hmm lolz.... . Gmorning to u too,hw was the night?
Tribalism and ethnic difference has becloud the judgement of some gullible Nigerians that they believe the past and present administration are different hence the reason why they maintain selfish interest for their indigenes in power.

I mean which of their wailing support has helped the country? By 2019, I will vote for KOWA party.

My night was something else. No light, heat coupled with vampire teeth mosquitoes crycry.

4 a cute lady like u, I know that urs will be splendid becos u slept in a AC room.
Politics › Re: Sheriff: Jonathan’s Loyalists Threaten To Dump PDP by wristbangle: 9:25am On Feb 18, 2016
grin
Politics › Re: Stop Labeling Sheriff As Boko Haram Sponsor – PDP by wristbangle: 9:24am On Feb 18, 2016
VampireeM:
PDP just shot themselves @ the foot by appointing sheriff to be at the realm of its party affairs... They should just forget about presidency in 2019... If only God will give us a new person/president from another party in 2019 cause both PDP/APC is a huge fraud!
God bless u for this comment dear.

I am looking forward to seeing KOWA party taking d lead @ 2019.
Politics › Re: Oil-rich Nigeria Now Can't Afford To Pay Teachers - Bloomberg by wristbangle: 9:05am On Feb 18, 2016
menabae:
Hmmm this year seems tough for Nigerians,everything is cost now..... I wonder wat the Govt is doing abt it
Can u imagine common egg is now 50 naira? sad

To be candid, there is no point waiting for the govt to perform miracle. All of them are the same and corrupt.

Individually we have to rise to the occasion to make things work for ourselves.


Gmrng to u. I can't stop laughing at one of your comment on my article yesterday.
Romance › Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by wristbangle(op): 8:50am On Feb 18, 2016
klassykute:
Chaiii wickedness! wickedness!! hummmmm in patience Jonathan's voice dia ris God o
Hahahaha, wetin I do oo? grin


From all the comments, it shows guys ain't happy at all. Omo see how ladies dey open teeth everywhere. Hehehe
Celebrities › Re: Paul Replaces Peter With A Studio Picture... Checkout Peter's Response by wristbangle: 8:46am On Feb 18, 2016
What will now happen to their various endorsement huh? Glo ambassador and others?
Politics › Re: FG Justifies Buhari’s Foreign Trips by wristbangle: 8:36am On Feb 18, 2016
seunlayi:
Just 3yrs 3 months left for him to go back to his farm
Koju be lo. Time to look for another person.

APC and PDP are useless.
Romance › Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by wristbangle(op): 10:05pm On Feb 17, 2016
Nikita1:
Banji
Lmao! Is that d meaning of BJ?
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dike Gives Birth To A Baby by wristbangle: 9:33pm On Feb 17, 2016
A big congrats to her in advance
Romance › Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by wristbangle(op): 7:22pm On Feb 17, 2016
Lalasticlala, how far on top this article cool
Celebrities › Re: Caroline-Danjuma's Marriage Crashes, As Husband Impregnates Mistress - SDK by wristbangle: 7:21pm On Feb 17, 2016
This is what love for money cause.
Romance › Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by wristbangle(op): 6:45pm On Feb 17, 2016
Lyondavinci:
angry wristbangle, minister of women affairs
grin
Politics › Re: Setting The Record Straight On PDP Chairman Ali Modu Sheriff by wristbangle: 6:37pm On Feb 17, 2016
Well written tonyebarcanista but I don't think PDP can still become the heavyweight party.
Romance › Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by wristbangle(op): 6:34pm On Feb 17, 2016
Hurlstarling:
Well, stupidity is a crime in my sight and as such shouldn't go unpunished. Though i must say i didn't see any reason why a guy should find it hard to get "any" lady of his desire irrespective of class.



As per the Ladies thing, I will say, it is the worst thing a guy would pray to happen to him. A guy after much "no" will accept his fate but a Lady? It's either her or no one. You get what that means?
Hmmm! I get you brother and funny enough they can compromise to do everything possible to get the guy. May God help us guys.
Romance › Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by wristbangle(op): 6:32pm On Feb 17, 2016
menabae:
yea true sha.. But some guyz can be annoyingly stubborn and irritating, that's pissed me off,nd I'm a kinda abusive fellow always quarelling with em toasters offline hmm God forgives me oooo...
Hahahaha, u see yourself cheesy. Best still, just ignore them with deaf silence rather than engaging them to mortal combat level.
Romance › Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by wristbangle(op): 6:23pm On Feb 17, 2016
dollyjoy:
Ask him to take you out on a shopping spree and just do what you know best. the guy wouldnt call again if he realized his pocket don turn big hole lipsrsealed
grin

I hope u won't overstep your bounds to scare off suitable potential admirers?
Romance › Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by wristbangle(op): 6:21pm On Feb 17, 2016
donholy28:
Op u seem to forget that guys have d perfect answer to counter all those things
I will love if u share the counter points to us. cheesy
Romance › Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by wristbangle(op): 6:20pm On Feb 17, 2016
Ginaz:
Why will still toast you, they will tell you two can play together if you tell them you have a bf grin
As for that request for huge money part, I pray you shouldn't eat an Igbo boy or Yoruba boy's money and think you can run away. If your punna no pour yogurt, your ass hole go pour ice cream. They will forcefully have their way, after all rice no be beans, nothing easy grin


Best thing to do is to give them cold shoulders, they will protocol it. Lol.
Well some guys will still not give up despite giving him a cold shoulder.
Romance › Re: 6 Clichè Lies Nigerian Girls Need To Stop Telling - The Herald by wristbangle: 6:10pm On Feb 17, 2016
Whether u have one naira, bae u gat me! undecided
Romance › Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by wristbangle(op): 6:07pm On Feb 17, 2016
Hurlstarling:
It still beats my imagination why the verb "toast" and its noun "toaster" is still relevant in this century. Even more is the disgracing news of a guy "pressuring" a Lady into accepting his proposals when its glaring she is not interested in the proposed proposal. As for me, I consider such act as stupidity defined: majestic foolishness and coperate madness. Any guy caught doing such deserved to be castrated considering the availability of Ladies in Nigeria.


But at it all, Ladies own are more frustrating than guys.
Like seriously at the bolded? grin

Guy u are really mean.

As for the part that ladies own are more frustrating, can u elaborate on this?
Romance › Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by wristbangle(op): 6:03pm On Feb 17, 2016
ronald4lif:
Lol. Egbon, I have tons of skeletons in my cupboard no be say you talk am. I don't joke with kitty-cat walahi. Can't imagine life without it. grin
Baba, life without kitty cat is like soup without meat winkcheesy

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