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Medunah:
Tell him there will be ' no sex' or any form of intimacy like bj, smooching, kissing bla bla, He will run, I tell ya

Tosyne2much, don't you think this lady deserves a 1000 likes for her comment. When a lady told me there won't be any intimacy during the relationship, omo I drift away oo!

menabae:
Hehehehhehe that no 1 nd 2 I do that a lot..

Lol. I just hope u are not excessively doing it because for every merit there is a demerit. Though it good you apply it smartly in order not to scare away responsible admirers.

Nice dp by the way

ronald4lif:
Chai see finishing. So I have unconsciously build an incongruous reputation for myself as a chronic kitty-cat lover.

Hehehe. I just know that there is a skeleton in your cupboard.

ClassCaptain:
Tell him to send his NUDES

Lol u think say some guys get shame? Them go send am abeg

I just don't know why some guys can't take "NO" for an answer as they find it difficult to understand that ladies find it somewhat irritating when they are persistently pressurised to accept their proposal. By the reason of their desperation, they become aggressive he-goats, thereby, chasing ladies without an iota of shame or self respect.

For a lady who has been experiencing this terrible menace of chicken-like chase from guys, the following points will help you in discarding stubborn toasters from your life.

1. Demand huge Money from them

Guys get easily discouraged when a lady starts demanding for money unnecessarily, and so as a lady, it will be advisable to gold-dig an adamant toaster with the intuition to keep him off your zone so as to forcefully make him have disinterest in you. However, demand money for Brazilian hair or school fee and watch him drift way

2. Reply his chats with monosyllabic words

Ladies are really gifted in this act, so there's no point laying much emphasis about the way they do it. Most guys cannot cope with monosyllabic responses during chat, therefore, they lose interest and may even delete the lady when they can no longer cope. This method is best adopted to discard guys who are online woman wrappers.

3. Declare "Unhealthy" status to them

Ladies, this will work like magic to discard kitty-cat obsessed toasters from your life (E.g Tosyne2much, classcaptain and Ronald4lif). Invite such a guy to your house and when it is getting to the point of love making, kindly tell him that you are an HIV/Ebola patient. In a twinkle of an eye, you will see him run for his dare life.

4. Scare them with "Blood Covenant"

There are several occasion when action speaks louder than voice. If a lady can be smart enough to tie a fake charm around her waist or say any guy that get laid with her will experience thunderbolt, he won't dare near her again. Better still, you could tell the dude to go into blood covenant with you, and watch him zoom off with the speed of light

5. Wear an Engagement Ring

Even though some guys will not want to keep off despite wearing an engagement ring on your finger; keep ringing it to their ears to attend your wedding ceremony which will be coming up soon. This will make him feel so bad that he will have no choice other than back off completely. Though this may not work on some extremely stubborn toasters sha

6. Often Upload the picture of a very Handsome guy as your boyfriend

For some reasons, it will be advisable that ladies facing headache from ugly toasters should use pictures of a very handsome dude as their display pictures, even though they are not dating him. This will however, oppress these toasters as they know they are ugly.

7. Tell them you can't date a Broke guy

Many guys, if not all, detest hearing this discriminatory statement from ladies. No matter how stubborn a toaster is, he will let you be the moment you make him realize you can't date a broke guy like him.

8. Tell them to embark on several weeks dry fasting

For a guy who refuse to back off, a lady should tell him to embark on several weeks dry fasting to hear from God if she is the one. The statement alone will make him nag like is she the only lady on earth. As a result of this, he will drastically lose interest.

IGBOPRINCE:
If all of us can start dressing like this, no one will recognised where you came from.
But putting on one attire will displays where you came from. It s time to start putting on the ibbio, hausa,igbo,ijaw and yoruba attire to practice one nigeria.
The yoruba should add igbo name to one of their name while the igbo should add one yoruba name to one of their name likewise other tribes too.
For example, ayo chukwudi fayose or nnamdi tunde kanu or muhamedu odumegwu buhari .
Rather than putting an english name as middle name.

Hope am making a common sense here

Hehehe. Best comment from IGBOPRINCE this year

Beyounce fired her management screw which includes her cousin yet Americans and even some Nigerians supported her act. Here in Nigeria, similar stuff happened and they are putting the blame on their wives. When are we gonna get it right in this continent?

phayvoursky:
HELLO MR AMBODE; THOSE ROADS HAVE BEEN LIT; OR MORE SAY HAVE EXPERIENCED GOVERNMENTS PRESENCE IN AREAS OF LIGHTEN, BEAUTIFICATION AND MAINTENANCE WITHIN THE LAST 2 YRS.


NEED A PLACE TO LIGHT?


APAPA-OSHODI, BADAGRY EXPRESSWAY IN ITS ENTIRETY (to mention a few) ARE PITCH BLACK AT NIGHT. THE STREET LIGHTS STANDING TALL WITHIN THAT AXIS CAN BE TRACED BACK TO 1980'S.


I'M SURE THESE ROADS WON'T REJECT REHABILITATION IF OFFERED TO THEM.

Bros, he neglected this axis because it's among the major roads proposed to be constructed by FG.

TippyTop:
Aisha Buhari also known as "Mama-Put" would will be serving rice to zombies later today. All zombies are cordially invited
;

Gbagaun fixed

Wailers sef

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]So na bag we wan dey discuss upandan for NL now?

i'll like to see where this will end. I hope it pays my bills though. [/color]

The thing dey vex me. Those discussing this deep shit and the owner of the whatsoever counterfeit/original bag are seriously idle

Congrats to LASU reps that made Nigeria proud.

Congrats to my east brothers that made us proud during the essay competition of O Levels.

Hausa, Yoruba and Igbo combine will make Nigeria great

Keneking, have u wished lalasticlala HBD?

Congrats to her.

Kendrick lamar and taylor swift stole yesterday's show.

Kendrick lamar swept 4 Grammy awards. Congrats to him.

Oliviaarims:
Lol.. Tosyne2much what's ur problem na? A grown up girl says she doesn't want to date nd u're here compiling reasons why she shouldn't say that....

She most likely knows what she's doing.

A few years back, I said I was never going to date anybody until I graduate nd I'm ready to settle down. It didn't even take me a year to go back on my words.. I was swept off my feet..

Till this day, my friends still remind me about all those things I said. Mean girls they are..

Lol, so what made you to revert that decision?

The only airtel sim I bought, I did not use it more than a week.

I became very angry owing to their epileptic network connection as I broke the SIM on 3rd mainland bridge and threw it inside the lagoon.

Thank God for GLO and ETISALAT.

EmptyHen don join league of useless network

stinechykee:
We Igbo Jews don't give a shit wether if you Yoruba and ewodu eater tribe call Yoruba patronise made in Biafra product or not because we Igbo Jews don't notice wether if yiu Yorubas exist in this planet

U are big fool. Continue with your idiotic fallacy. The essence of every business is to make profit and profit can only come when there is sales. Seems u care less about how your product will generate revenue. When other regions within and outside the country fail to patronise your products, you will humble yourself to market your products.

Naijaboiy weldone oo! Double space booker

Especially that point of "all guys are the same", I just hate that statement. They will be talking as if they are different from each other.

If all guys are the same, then all ladies like money, fact!

PoliticalThuG:
Fine cars from east.. Na only obe ewedu and amala yoruba sabi produce

U are just promoting hate and tribalism. With this your comment, SW people may not patronise the car.

Anyway as a yoruba guy, I still prefer Innoson to all these chinese/korean/Indians automobiles.

Just like the way some other tribe prefer GLO to other networks.

yemmit90:
I'm speaking from experience sir. i spent less than 500k on the same 3 bedroom flat(large sitting room with separate designed dinning,each room with toilet and bathroom,store room etc).

May i ask, how much is a block go for in your area?

9 by 9 = N120-N150

6 by 6 = N100-N120

excellentmomma:
Cost of building, does it depend on location, eg different places in a state costing differently? Say Ajah different from Ikorodu?

Please how much will it cost to finish a building of 5flats, ie 2 flats ground floor, 2 flats up then another flat as penthouse, with reasonable finishing and kitchen cabinet. It's gonna be for rent.

Tx

Hmm.. 15-20million.

Kachisbarbie:
Haba
Allow we wey get plenty houses to talk na

Hahahaha. Yes ma. Oya make I hear your analysis.

But on a serious note, na finishing they chop money pass. (Roofing, plumbering, bolehore, painting, electrification, furniture, etc)

yemmit90:
Be realistic please. maximum he can spend on blocks work plus workmanship is 500k.

@op, use your 3m very well, i'm sure you may not need up to a million if the money is not enough.

Never. Him go spend at least 1million on that na. Kilode!

Building plus finishing = N8 million

You will have it to your taste

Sapiosexual1, abeg leave those negative comments


Your bae try jawe

Meanwhile my gf got me 2nd hand boxer/singlets yesterday I will send her parking out of my life this evening.

Sexxymom:
stella knows d way to dis guy's heart. There is no way his ex wife would see dis and not feel bad... whatever rocks your boat u both should keep it up...

Nothing last forever. What goes around will come around one day - law of karma

TheGoodJoe:
Nacho repeatedly thanked Yaya for helping him settle in the City team. So after all Yaya did to help Nacho, he is a buffoon because he did not celebrate with Nacho.

Your not in the camp with them. Sterling calls Nacho his friend. They are teammates. Until Nacho complains, there is no need complaining.

Give me a good reason why nacho was not celebrated by his team mates? Just one reason! Am all ears

To be candid, those players showed racism act. Even that buffoon call yaya toure cannot celebrate with his Africa brother. That guy is a snitch. I even like the fact that he lost the AFCON player of d year to aubameyang.

Kelechi gave an equaliser at 75', I mean a goal that really matters and not even a player can cheer him up.

Anyway they lost and I am proud of kelechi.

freshvine:
APC have actually destroyed this man.

They deceive him, pull him out from ExxonMobil, and made him a messenger in the petroleum ministry.

Buhari is the minister of petroleum and another hausa man is the GMD for NNPC.

Has he spent up to a year in PMB tenure?

Ladies/gentlemen, what is wrong with some people's level of reasoning on NL?

Endison:
Pls Mr Man, I advise you to go back and enjoy Ur USD1million. You will regret serving under this dullard Buhari.
Don't say I did not warn you!

U no dey SHAME with this your comment ni? Ah ahn!