₦airaland Forum

ElFenomeno1:
Tales by moonlight
Absolute bullsh..it

Mikkyboy008:
The fact about those Asian companies cannot be overemphasised.And Godbless you for just using the right example as indians.I worked with a contractor that did a job for Sterling global owned by Indians and up till today,those Indians haven't paid a dime.The contractors borrowed money to do the job and as such are to pay interest of millions every new month to the lender.After about a year of completing one of the biggest Rigs in sterling global delta state,no cash have been paid.Its supposed to be well over 50million naira.Now with the interest at hand,the contractors are now owing more than the 50million naira.Of what use was it then if one might ask?

Megatone:
True Talk @ #6..... its one of d worst jobs ever. I wont advice any fresh graduate to start up with it. Its a time killer, it reduces your life span because long hours with ear fones has negative effects on ur ears. Dat job is more suitable for those that just finished secondary school or part time. Its not just worth it. Very frustrating!!!!!

Talking from experience.

Freemanan:
I agree with the last sentence... Preach on bro..

MzzTega:
Nobody wants a Virgin.
They are all looking for the experienced ones.
Who will now teach the virgins?

YourMain:
Ive always tried to live by the notion when you meet someone, your inital thought of them. Based on how they look and what they were doing. That split second you judge them, does not define you. What truly makes you a good person is when you're able to pause and actually get to know them before you make judgemental opinions that could honestly hurt and scar someone in ways you'd never imagine.

Michellla:
if i put it back would be cause i feel like not cause of award.

Michellla:
hehe theres no prize for it.i'll pass.

Michellla:
whoaa.. thanks obiorathesubtle,quinbee and whoever voted.
I feel elated y'all thought me worthy of that position,but mrsphyno & sinaj deserve that award considering they've been old here,while am new.
so congrats to you both.well deserved

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC][size=20pt]MOST ADMIRED(MALE)[/size]


The nominees are.....



[size=15pt]TOSYNE2MUCH
KINGTOM
NAIJABOIY
WRISTBANGLE
CUTEHECTOR
RONALD4LIF[/size]


And the winner is























NAIJABOIY!!!!....(for the second time in a row)


CONGRATULATIONS!!!![/color]

emusmith:
Ta, you don ready so? Marriage need preparation o

emusmith:
7 Obstacles That Might Have Kept Some Of Our Ladies From Getting Married In 2015


As the curtains of 2015 is coming to a majestic close, I want to congratulate those NL ladies who got wedded. Those who didn't, it doesn't matter. 2016 is around the corner, waiting to land you into your "valid" relationships or husband's houses. Amen!

However, there could have been some things you did or didn't do, as such, yours was delayed.

Every time, singles who wants to get married are asked to come out, I see a lot of girls- young and old. So, they are many and that makes this thread relevant to ALL except the babies among us

NOTE: I'm speaking from one angle. You can address the other. Thanks.

What are some hindrances that could have delayed the marriages of some of our qualified Ladies:


1. Traditional Embargo:

It beats my imagination how some folks still hold firmly to this; if he's not from my place, I dare not marry him. While, it's good to heed to parent's advice, its you who will stay single till 30, not them. Please, pray and watch. Be wise.


2. "Confused" Expectations In The Kind of guy she wants.

I need a faithful guy, handsome, tall, godly, macho, good with kids, he might drink socially,good cook...if you notice; what relationship has being GODLY and DRINKING alcohol share? My advice is, write what you really really need in him. A goal not written is a wish. Wishes aren't horses anymore...while writing, remember: If you want an 100% man, get clay and mould him yourself. Wanting a man that can cook just because you can't, is denying one of the core essence that makes you a mother, wife and a woman. Learn how to cook, better. Let him just be assisting. My advice.


3. Unrealistic Financial Expectations

If he's not earning above 100k, I'm not interested. Heard that before? That's even the least. This days, just get an ok car and they're all over you. Who wan marry poor man? I get. Dangote once slept under a truck for months. If ladies truly have "eyes" to see which guy will be successful or not; while under the truck, politician's daughters would have been coming to say "Hi" to his rickety former self.
Moral Lesson: Still, follow a man for his vision. Not just for his BIG television.


4. War between her and in-laws

If he truly loves me, he'll put me above his siblings. Some girls have not yet become part and parcel of the family and their character is already exposing them. Call it wisdom, not hypocrisy. In- laws deserve respect, why? They are humans like you. I'm not speaking for myself though. Place yourself in their shoes. A girl wants to marry your brother and she's acting all "rude" and "sensitive". You won't tell him, go ahead. Will you? Unless you're like her tho...


5. Immaturity in handling little matters

He forgot my birthday, he's not worth being my "ideal" boo. I broke up with him. Did you just say that? Its absolutely wrong to forget your girl's birthday but is that the only way of solving that ish? Is there no better way? I've had to call someone to call me and wish me a Happy Birthday, with smiles on. It's no big deal. I learnt it. We all can do same. Be flexible and not immature. Most times, her actions isn't stemming from his forgetting to call her but from many other things. I understand. You can break up with him, if you confirmed he's been cheating. But, be sure. Let me not derail. Next point will explain that...


6. Pride/Ego/Unforgiveness/Unnecessary "Forming"


I'm not perfect but I know that unforgiveness pulls one back and separates two lovebirds. If he cheated on you for the first time and he reports himself that it was a mistake- haba, you shouldn't break up. One more chance. Pride and ego are the most reasons some are still lonely. Ordinary PM, you dey form, "I don't do PMs, and you are single" I think, if you're searching, be open a bit. That guy might be the next Dangote...oops! I just pressed a button there... Some girls form too much. You play hard to get to someone you like as though there is not enough serious business in marriage already: do sharp sharp joor. When he turns away now, you'll blame point 7.



7. Spiritual Attacks

One man saw the devil crying, he asked him, Badoo, why you crying? He replied, "Every little thing, they blame me for it. They even lie on my head."
Well, spiritual attacks are real though. But I believe, "the curse causeless doesn't come". Ladies don't pray too much in church UNTIL the pastor mentions, "every devil blindfolding his eyes from seeing any single lady here, die!" Then, you'll see her in action. Onetime, I saw one pretty babe who told me how she went one a very long fasting and praying sessions to get her man. They pray, but the only issue is some don't watch. #I'm in a friendly mood today#

It's our prayer that God will locate every one of our single ladies in the house Next year, 2016. Amen!

Mhizkel:
I received it yesterday

mirexxx:
inside ur pocket. happy Xmas in arrears how are you?

coolhamid:
9.Tricycle Operators
Due to high rate of unemployment in the country, many Nigerian graduates have been forced into riding tricycle. A survey carried out by an independent researcher shows that many of the tricycle Operators are really enjoying the job due to amount of money they take home each day.

ronald4lif:
Stupídity is a thespian but mamagee3 madness is ingrained and natural. I taya for that character.

ipledge10:
Thank you bro

Special thanks to those that nominated me

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC][size=20pt]POSTER OF THE YEAR(MALE)[/size]


The Nominees are....


[size=15pt]NAIJABOIY
DECKER
IAMLEGEND1
CUTEHECTOR
VIZKIZ
RONALD4LIF
TOKS2008
JIMICOKER[/size]


And the winner is.....






















RONALD4LIF!!!


CONGRATULATIONS !!!![/color]

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Cutehector
Kingtom
Misspicy
Tosyne2much
EMUSMITH
[b]Wriatbangle
MRSPHYNO
Sinnz
Ronald4lif
Mamagee3
Darven
Twaci
STFUAREYOUGOD
Laveda
Deejavuu
Obiorathesubtle
Iamcharis
Iamlegend1
Decker
Kingtom


And all romancelanders you are all invited and welcome to this special event.[/color][/b]

ronald4lif:
Hahaha, well deserve accolade by mamagee3. I'd have deactivated if she hadn't win. Her stupídity knows no bounds.

tosyne2much:
So I carry award go house at last ?


*clears throat*


I dedicate this award to God almighty for giving me an incredible opportunity to display my gifts and talents


I also want to dedicate this award to my ex who couldn't wait to reap what he sowed


Lastly, I dedicate this award to my nairaland crush, I can assure you that I wouldn't have won this if I wasn't for you


Special thanks to
Harbosede02
Mhizkel
Ronald4lif
Wristbangle
Lalasticlala
Naijaboiy
Decker
Misspicy
Cutehector

20bc:
[color=teal]I know but, they should have know that was what they will be facing when they get there....

We all know how a teaching job is.. From Monday to Friday, 8am till 3pm, teach maybe 2-3 subject from ss1 to ss3... Some do complain about it but that's just the nature of the job. I know someone who teach at a local secondary school from 5 subjects to all the secondary section because the school lack teachers and doesn't complain a bit.
The problem with most people about teaching is a low class job and they are hoping white collar job.




On telecom customer care that one is out of this world, its just like somebody who planted corn on the roadside, your attention will always be required, apart from the insult they receive on daily basis from crazy Nigerians I think they should be OK with their job.



Asian coy, at least you have watched a movie that jet li trained from sun rise to sun set without sipping a drop of water. Even though that's in the movies but it show how they work. Have you wondered how China is the most industrial country, its because the work without stopping..
I know most of those MG in those companies have now started abusing that area because we are black and so we are supposed to work extra harder, but when you are in good terms with the coy everything is OK......

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ronald4lif:
Nawa o. But where the jobs now for people to aim for a better employment package. The old bankers seem to be stuck and unemployed graduate wouldn't mind to get an offer either. A bird in one is better than the one in the bushes.

And I recently heard that due to the TSA policy by the federal government most banks are going to relieve some of their staff soon.

ronald4lif:
I don't think I can date a virgin. Not because of anything but can't stand the sight of 'that' blood. And a lot of them think you should be indebted to them once you popped the cherry first.

Whatever action you embark is believed to be coz you've had your way so you're 'misbehaving'. Even when the action is rational.

Hattchett:
[s]The utter stupidity & gravity worthlessness of this thread is unmeasurable.
This nigga, so you haven't acquired a paying job yet?
I wonder how a sane dude will sit his lousy ass down in a closed room and begin to compile a lengthy post with all enthusiasm, while a pool of sweat gushes from his body. Isn't it high time you go invest your God given time in something worthwhile? After you repulsive fückwit will blame the Boko Harams for constituting menance in the country when you yourself are a potential terrorist. Your job on here is to pilot falsehood. I think before Nigerian as a country could ever dream of making a development, first of all, demonic rumour mongers like yourself should be eliminated. You should be shot four times in the groin for your evil dealings. Cursed son of perdition!
Weep not Nigeria!
SMH in disdain.[/s]

MzPecs:
Lol

I can imagine how frustrating it was for you..

tosyne2much:
9. Nairaland Moderators


This is a very delicate job that can frustrate the life of Nigeria graduates. When people violate nairaland rules and are being sent to jail, they will seek an herbalist and will pay him to help cast spell on Lalas.ticlala and Ishilove for sending them to jail

MzPecs:
You don't like the job right?

ronald4lif:
Banking jobs in Nigeria seems to be a nightmare. Even with the seemingly lucrative salary structure every banker friend I know have nothing commendable to say about their job.

MzPecs:
When you have an attitude that let's you care for people then customer care job shouldn't be frustrating to an employee.

Except of course you're doing it cos you just need something doing even when you don't love what you're doing.

Craigston:
The point about NEPA/PHCN is very true. Even on Christmas day one of them almost lost his teeth.