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I see tonyebarcanista de camping to APC

firstking01:
i also see wristbangle being dethroned as ftc on tosyne2much's threads

See this one big head

ClassCaptain:
There are many Revelations shown but i will reveal The Major 30 here ..

1) Seun Osewa

Yes..He will remain Nairaland Owner... What am seeing right here looks like ..an invitation card .i see an invitation card hovering over his head.

*Saka wedde wedde mari ojo lo siliofa*
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He should also be careful as a group will offer him money for some things.The money is from Dasuki to inplicate him All Nairaland revenue and income must be first shown to me to clarify dasuki money from ordinary money .. His Followers should tell him to Pm me for more clarification...

I see him giving out 300k twice to four nairalanders. He is also going to show his comical side this year. I see Nairaland moving forward..



2) Lalasticlala

Hmmn...I see different people calling his name day and night..
I see an attempt to Disturb him but he needs to pray for strength.. A particular romancelander lady will claim he impregnated her and fathered her baby but he will overcome the issue with a tactical defense of " i only put the Tip "...

He will remain a mod but i dont see any invitation card on his own issue.

3) A particular Nairalander starting with MR and ending with the name of an animal will be Deported from a foreign country and Will only be allowed to return with his ghana must go.. HE should pray.

4) I see a Particular Nairaland artist with name similar to USA presidential plane releasing new songs ..You are going to make it but deal with pride and womanizing cause i can perceive from the Smell of your voice that you are prostituting... And don't give us VIc O and speed Darlington like tracks again.. Be warned.

5) hmmn A particular nairalander Starting with C and ending with R will finally get a Job...he will reappear several months later with pictures of a tokunbo Volvo car.. Yes am seeing a white colour for d car.

He has been told to desist from turning Threads to BBM..if he doesn't desist...

* Sips my table water **


6) Introvert will be dethroned as FTC queen..A new Moniker will take over the business.She should fast a 3 days fast and contact me Quick quick to avert this.



7) Many would Deactivate their accounts..There will be many E fights,brawls. revealed secrets and more.

Many would be banned..Derailers and Spammers.This is not your year...You would be given no chance... Repent..

9) I see Two new features that will be added to nairaland..A Block user button and Some new Smiley's... I also see a New Rule being added to nairaland rules.. i also see Two new added section.

10) I see New Mods being appointed


11) The Business Section will have more topics on the frontpage than any other year... The Literature.Music/Radio and will also feature more frequently on front page now.

12) Dija.Vic O.Danfo drivers.Sasha and Genienve new husband will take over front page news from Tonto dikeh and Yemi alade.


13) Cossy Boobs will continue to make front page.

14) Two Female Trolls will be fight each other over who is funnier and one will be forced to Deactivate shamefully....The mother of one of the trolls will come on the thread and scold her daughter publicly.


15) Attempts will be made at bringing back the Bia ....issue on NL..

16 ) I see a Popular Romancelander will mistakenly upload her nudes..She will think she quickly deleted it but by the appointed time. i will be given the grace to be on the thread and Screenshot it for Personal uses and prayers.

17 ) The End Time Army led by Lasisi69 will be stronger and Prominent..

18) Tosyne2much will increase the number of points on his lists from top 10 to Top 12 ...... I see him attempting to dive into music..

Dont try it..Dont try it ..Don't try it..

19) Snakes killing threads will be pushed aside as Only threads where Squirrels and Bats were killed will Now rave.

20) I was Given a Fake ......." This particular phrase will feature on most threads this year..


21) Three male Nairalanders will be busted using a female dp and moniker to deceive the masses. They would scam a particular Nairalander with moniker starting with Naija .... up to 3 thousand naira cash only.. To avert this. he should show up at my branch in ikalo close. Ajiun crescent ..and ask for pastor wristbangle.

22) Jobs will be gotten ..

23) Nairalanders Will continue to post probelms of their friends and Family on the platform but not their own.

24) the F . S amd others restricted words will be banned.


25) Pre Wedding photos will be more prominent..A prominent nairalander pre wedding photo will bring laughter to our faces.

26) TonyeBarcanista will join a new political party ...

I see the party logo of " Antelope" ...yes


27) Someone will post am the finest or richest on Nairaland.. Check pics..

He will deactivate after this...

28) Nairaland will be offline for an hour on March 6..Reason not shown..

29) Old Nairalanders will come back..Rokiatu,Musiwa.BabyOsi.lala247 and others.

30) This will not make front page..
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all in All .This year promises to be good if we obey and follow Nairaland rules and regulations....All nairalanders shall be succesful and accomplish great things this year by God's Grace.

can i hear a loud Amen..

Werey

31. I see the owner of nairaland getting married this year

Tosyne2much and emusmith, congrats guys

Where is d parry holding?

Ishilove:
You are correct. They are generally very peaceful so the journalist is very correct. Those screaming 'insults' either have no sense of humour or have inferiority complex.

They see like an act of cowardice of which they are totally wrong.

Yesterday when me and my igbo friend was chatting, na so him dey abuse yoruba peeps say we lazy, me sef come dey yan about their own too. In short he said yorubas are easy to form friendship with

Kachisbarbie:
Very true. I spent almost 2 decades of my life amongst Yoruba people, they are not inclined to fight.
Though they can do much braggado o, they can make lots of noise , but violence isn't really their thing especially the enlightened ones amongst them. What I noticed is, people that have wrong opinion about Yoruba people_ probably never stayed amongst them or they encountered the wrong set. Every tribe sure has black sheeps...

No mind us especially those agberos.

Tunde: ma wo saliu sa, ma fo ori e. (Look at that saliu guy, I will break his head)


Saliu: pulling clothes, wristwatch, necklace, shoe, remaining boxer alone: Tunde se e mi lo n ba soro; are u talking to me tunde?


Next thing.

Tunde and saliu exchanging blow from 5km distance . Abeg how 5km flexing fist wan take hit their head?

God's favour, mercy and glory in my life

Excellent job in a multinational coy

Good wifey

Successful personal and career growth.

What the white man is trying to say is that the Yorubas are peacemaker people. They can brag/bluff during a misunderstanding but they don't take cruel action on time/abruptly.

The only time you will see the yorubas fighting sporadically is when their territories are threatened to be overtaken by another tribe just like the case of the civil war in 1967 (Ija Ore).

adeh39:
*Continuation

Happy new year to my lovely friends

Tosyne2much

Wristbangle

Peeparty

Scentmarlc

Agarawu23...Akaraoku

Isaacolukay


Erm....

Thanks ma'm. What about dharay99?

Diddyydiva:
Happy new year to this special, wonderful and loving people:

Twaci
Adeh39
Laveda
Yourmain
Estarfabian
Tosyne2much
Naijaboiy
Decker
StfuareyouGod
Falconey
Wristbangle
Aberto2k\ erukumakanaki
Kingtom \ jerry
Philo
Stephenqueen
Cutehector


And all my followers

You guys are too much

Happy new year ma

Monalisa185:
*clears throat*

a wonderful morning romancelanders/nairalanders....it's a brand new year, and guess what?? It's the year [b]2016....the very year we've all been waiting for...haha...let's get down to business... I would like to use this platform to send a new year shout out to a few friends...both those I have had the opportunity of knowing and those I have not .(yeah, I know you understand)

well, there's a little clue (stop rolling those eyes, it's simple).....I would be using a harshtag (#HNY), That simply means "HAPPY NEW YEAR"... so don't get confused when you see it.... #leggo

[b]pinceprinz :for being a trouble maker , This is a new year o, change #HNY

faith551 :hehehe, for always looking for your trouble, tho I go still find more #HNY

martyns303 :for being so trusting, tho I'm still waiting for dah feedback #HNY

flokii :You! you can shaaa look for trouble, try change this year ooo.. #HNY

stfuareyouGod :you still owe me my smoothie oo,& don't forget dah party we burning down soon #HNY

primeministerr :my pm! I never see the horse and donkey wey you promise o..change! #HNY

murphyibiam15 :Newest doctor in town..#HNY

Queennikky :Hey hun! #HNY

sameer1212 :use that your baby picture do new year for me na #HNY

chandli :man utd hater..hope you enjoying yourself now that we've lost a couple of times? #HNY

naijaboiy :This stingy boy, I'm yet to get my tfare o, na new year be this o, better change #HNY

julianne10 :hey dearie #HNY

Lalasticlala :Lala when person go see your cute face na? #HNY

tosyne2much :hehehehe.. boss...you owe me something oo #HNY

vizkiz :Mr. 50 years ago...lol #HNY

cutehector :your rat poison is still intact oo, I never forget #HNY

roctation :For that immediate response months back..Thank you; D..#HNY

ugliest : this your monicker sf...lol #HNY

farano :Halo farara #HNY

Alienstar :sweety, I've not seen that Rihana you did, would love to tho #HNY

jolllyjoy :Babe, where your break light na? Abi na you be dolllyjoy? #HNY

Decker :The intelligent and ever controversial one :HNY

fajani :Dude, hope you are still a born again? #HNY

pretydiva :Hey, remember our last fight? na play ooo #HNY

moezzy :My 500yards husband material #HNY

donTbone :dude, hope you still preparing for dah get together tho? #HNY

obiorathesubtle : Baddest niqqa on NL.. #HNY

osedvgirl :Babe, where have you been..hope sey dem never kidnap you oo? #HNY

tunchi101 :Buddy, hope you now know your way round NL? #HNY

potestdeus :For always making mockery of my club whenever the going gets though, I see you #HNY

fistking01 :Hope you are happy now? you guys are topping the league now, enjoy #HNY

MrsPhyno :That dude (phyno) doesn't know what he's missing, hope he realizes before it becomes too late, lol #HNY

IamLegend1 : dude, gimme link na, where you dey get those funny pics? #HNY
wristbangle
Jomrichy1
Estharfabian
laveda
Yourmain
danieloy4
ronald4lif
rexkex
MRCORK
Oliviaarims
mamagee3
prettythicksme
BUTCHCASSIDY
KashyBaby
KingTom
johnsown
mzztega
donbenedict
iceberylin
20bc
cupidhero
twaci
Davidmoyes
ceenoEvu
dyn1800
deetus
ishiilove
Afrok
ajinoride
nature8
pweetychyka
pushmusic
misspicy2[/b]

haaaaaaa...the list is really a long one...I could go on and on, buh mehnnn, this thing ain't easy one bit..

I wish you all the very best the year brings..this year smells good tho..hmmmm...enjoy the rest of the year....
HAPPY NEW YEAR[/b]

Happy new year monalisa

Emeka71:
Happy 2016 Tosyne2much, Wristbangle, Emusmith, Omotayor123, Sijo01 you guys were notable on homepage in 2015.

Thanks boss. Happy new year sir

Very diplomatic article from you tonyebarcanista

Happy new year once again

Happy new year Nairalanders


Thank You Jesus

ronald4lif:
Wristbangle, you want to expose me, right? Hehe.

Your secret is safe with me sire!

It's up NOW!

djeezy:
Does making this list really matter that much to you? lmao this is serious. Why not open your own thread and award yourself. Nlders are really funny.

Dem don ban your alternate account again bro?

ronald4lif:
I don't like this thread. Why is everyone agreeing to everything said. We need opposing views. It's boring when everyone is on same page.

Digging for blunders.

Lol baba nothing to counter na, that's why people agreed to his article.

Unlike me and tosyne2much. People go dey tackle us like say we kill person

Nice one emusmith. Bros, the market value of oliviaarims don increase since the interview oo. Never knew we have such prodigy ladies on NL.

naijaboiy:
I started the mtn 2,500 day and night plan for my blackberry from February this year till December making it 27,500. Around October I got an iPhone and I did the same subscription for three months which amounts up to 7,500.

Everything totals up to #35,000 that I've used for subscription in the year 2015. This excludes the miscalleneous weekly subscriptions I made when there was no money to subscribe.

How much have you spent?

I spent N13,000. 1K BIS for 3GB on my Blackberry OS 10 device.

lawanson44:
Perhaps, the oil price slump was an act of God to make buhari look like an 1diot and it is really working!

Bad nigga

Nice one

bensine:
Ur arguement for or against the IPOB/BIAFRA does not change existing facts# u and I Kw very well that the BIAFRANs are more advanced in terms of technology than any other ethnic group in Nigeria. so given such level of skills, u can't rule out the fact that BIAFRANs may be more advance in hi-tech than Nigeria herself! Besides, its only wat has been discoverd that u read abt and kw of, do u kw if more of such hidden stuffs could still exist somewhere that Nigeria Is not aware off? The bottom line is that, if Nigeria is wise, rather than allowing our suffering to continue and keep us underdeveloped, why not harness our human potentials and develop and improve on what we have on ground! If Nigeria is not a crazy country, a man such as Kanu will be highly profitable to Nigeria! Let there be room for dialogue and implementation of agreement reached, then we start from there. The skills and knowledge of this young man is capable of taking this country to a greater level. We have a great mind there in the person of Kanu, let Nigeria do business wth him, settle his griviances and put things right. All over the world, Nigerians are making wave and breaking records but back here, nothing is happening because the environment is not conducive and does not encourage advancement. Instead all we find here is massive corruption and hatred! We better stand up collectively as a Nation and build our country or we split and go our separate ways and stop wasting time cos nothing is working in this country as we stand now!!!

The last time I checked, the owners of the only two submarine fibres we have on Nigeria coast is not from SE. Meanwhile for every bone of technology we have today, it perches from fibre optics down to application/software development.

rman:
Most university graduates of electrical engineering from reputable Nigerian university can do that.

This basic to telecoms engineers. Nothing special. Mind you FMEs role is a technical role and they were all employed and trained here.

Thank u bro. I don't know why some people are defending something silly.

NCC detected it late because the FG authorised the operation when radio biafra was causing chaos. Meanwhile NCC detected the frequency and routing under few hours after FG authorising to carry out the operation.

rman:
Most university graduates of electrical engineering from reputable Nigerian university can do that.

This basic to telecoms engineers. Nothing special. Mind you FMEs role is a technical role and they were all employed and trained here.

Thanks bro. I don't know why some people are defending something silly.

NCC detected it late because the FG authorised the operation when radio biafra was causing chaos. Meanwhile NCC detected the frequency and routing under few hours after FG authorising to carry out the operation.

asorocker:
Fixing the transmitter to the mast is one thing and linking the transmitter wirelessly to the broadcast station in London and elsewhere is another.
And keeping it undetected by NCC until the arrest of Nnamdi kanu is another feat.

If care is not taking these engineers are way advanced than anything Nigeria can muster now.

Bro, any telecom engineer can achieve this aim.

The real technically in BTS is IP routing to a BSC and being controlled by a satellite.

asorocker:
Are IPOB engineers this advanced, my thoughts are that if IPOB have this level of advanced engineering then Nigeria is really playing with a more complex and intriguing situation

Anybody working as telecom engineer from any region can achieve this aim. The only thing is the BTS (mast) contractor has authorised such move to install a transmitter, nothing can't stop them from achieving this aim.

NakedEve:
Then what happens to UN charter on rights to a referendum?
This is stupid n wrong. This is slavery.
I am not happy about this at all.
In a bid to Islamize everyone u make them slaves.

They must grant a referendum to every region in Nigeria. Any region that what's to be part of Nigeria can remain.
You can never have true n lasting peace if people r held against their will.
You cannot hold a husband or wife against its will.

I am very sure we in the middle belt do not want to be part of Hausa-Fulani nation.

In the end, we will make peace with Biafra or Odua and go with them.
Or kpatakpata we will stand alone.

We do not want to be one with Hausa-Fulani in the middle belt again.

Forced marriage is wrong.
It may lead to continuous war in every generation.

And do not think that we in the MiddleBelt this time around will fight Igbo's.

We are majorly Christian. This is a ploy by the Hausa Fulani to either Islamize Christian Igbo or continuously reduce their population in every generation because I do not see how they will ever agree to be part of Nigeria.

This is so wrong.
Who will defend us in the middle belt against HausaFulani when christian Igbo r wiped out through generational genocides?

We will fall and be Islamized too!

Already the Fulani have shown us their real colour when they were busy wiping out our villages.

Yoruba can never help us. They r a peaceful people.

I advice MiddleBelt to not agree on this cunningness.
In fact I advice MiddleBelt n Nigerdelta to become one with Biafra.

You don't force a people to remain with u.

There can never be peace and progress if u hold a people against their will.

Dear, Yoruba are peaceful people but if given the element of challenge, they will become something else. When MKO died, the hausas can testify to the suffering they encountered then. Had it being it was democracy era then, hmm!

sameer1212:
Be sincere. Tell me one Biafra agitation during GEJ'S Era. And even if you guys are marginalised as you claimed,is inciting comments,insulting other tribes and threatening the whole country of war the solution?

God bless u sir.

Those saying there was biafra agigation during 16yrs PDP rule should produce it's source.

HiddenShadow:
I will respond with time

Buhari should tell the world who are the 5% he referred to

Buhari should explain to the world why his appointment was skewed in favor of the North to the disadvantage of the Igbos

Buhari how far about 2nd Niger bridge

Buhari should tell the world why he instigated the DSS to disobey court order

Why didn't you ask GEJ that question?

Also, can't you comprehend the media news that FG has approved construction of Lagos-Ibadan Expressway and 2nd Niger bridge by minister of power, works and housing?

babyfaceafrica:
he defeated Gej!!

Round of applause!!!

cocoberry:
3 Nigeria

Africa's biggest oil producer is in trouble. Oil accounts for roughly 75% of Nigeria's government revenue, and almost 90% of the country's exports.
The plunge in oil prices has left the government unable to pay its bills. Local media reported that in some regions, state employees haven't received salaries in months.
The country is suffering from power cuts and fuel shortages.
*Hmmm* 9ja my beloved country it's well in d OIL WELL

Amen but let's all return to our first love, Agriculture. If u can invest in cocoa, I invest rubber/oil palm and others in every diversity in agriculture, the country will smile big in the next 10 yrs.