₦airaland Forum

good4all:
OP you should be incarcerated for not including KWARA TV on your list, the station deserves Guinness book of records for being the worst TV station in the world. They start their broadcast at 9-10am Weekdays go on break they don't resume broadcast until 5:30pm same day and they close for the Day at 10:30pm. WEEKENDS with one hour difference of broadcast it's very apparent they are second to none and to make it more worst the picture it displays is so bad.

Mehn! This is terrible. So even because and OGTV are better off?

Lalasticlala, happy sunday oo.

misspicy:
this is because i cnt add u on whatsapp mysef,my fone crazy,do add asap

Done! Ll get back to u. I am reaching u but...

misspicy:
Wristbangle if you are online report here please

Ma, I am here!

redgem:
They did.... Arsenal not assnal

Ok. Congrats

StephanieEzeh:
Majority of guys are very immature and unacceptable societal-wise by their attitude and appearance!

*Dirty boxers: Some guys wear boxers for weeks without changing them! Dirty pikin and u won toast babe. White boxers go turn to carton colour

*White singlet turns brown: I still wonder how some guys wear white singlet till it turns brown! Some guys' singlets have even turned to buba with a wide space under the arms. The skinny ones will look like hangers inside the singlet! abeg upgrade joor!!!

*Keeping bushy hairs: This is seriously a turn-off! Does it mean you can't afford 200 naira to cut your hair? Are you practicing madness? Some barbers even charge 150 naira! Guy, abeg go cut your hair make you look like human being.

*Wearing skinny Jeans: I don't mind seeing small boys do this but not when you have come of age. Do you know how you look? Over 30 and you still wear jeans that make you look like vulture that has been beaten by rain!

*Sagging: Exposing your cheap boxers that you bought from gbogbo at the rate of 150 naira! Continue to misbehave, there is a prize for you

*Wanting to sleep with a lady on a first date: This is the most annoying and dumbest! You just meet a girl and you want to sleep with her? Because of the 1000 naira you spent on refreshment? Well, only girls without class fall for that. One day, your uncontrollable appetite for sex will land you in Kirikiri Maximum Security!!! Akpa!

*Taking drugs and alcohol to make love: So you can really do this? You plan to destroy someone's daughter? I never knew you could be so serious to apply a lot of strength and energy with adequate planning for this ac! Yet, you have not been able to plan your life or think of putting in so much energy in your work or career! Nonsense!

The rate at which most guys post degrading stuffs about ladies is very high yet they don't critically evaluate their own lives! Adumadu body!

E be like u sleep on the wrong side of ur bed yesterday.

Lalasticlala, forget me not on this thread

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Hehehehe...now she's talking. All of you defending her you can see for yourself that she needs that man in her life too.

No matter your riches you need that family to be around you. Not illegal family but real family comprising of a husband/wife and children.

That's our African culture,marriage is necessary.

Lalasticla food don land. [/color]

The food don enter FP early today :Pna

smsshola:
FULL TIME! Man United turn in a
comprehensive 3-0 victory over Everton on
their Premier League travels, with goals from
Schneiderlin, Herrera and Rooney wrapping up
a vital three points for Van Gaal's men. The
Toffees didn't really get going, with Martinez's
men firing blanks up top. That's all that we
have time for on Merseyside, I've been Smshola and I hope to see you again next
time.

Weldone shola. Na u dey represent mgoal 4 nairaland?

KingTom:
Wey Dem. Oya felabration! God punish haters. Naismith no play today?




R.I.P Baba Anikulapo



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Lmao . U eh!

Hmm we shall see.

Redgem, I hope assnal will do u proud

lomprico:
I repeat, thank God depay is not in this match.

Without depay, Man utd is far better. If I hear say barca wan snatch herrera

xynerise:
More goals!!

Abi oo.

Where are thou kingtom?

Wow two nil!

bqlekan:
Oga mi, I hail o

Bros mi! How are u sir? No vex say I no call u again oo

Sleekyshuga:
I dey, though sneaking in and out level .. How are you?

Am fine. U no like me again

misspicy:
I will please,,d mail dey do shege shege,once i see,i will reply or better still can u quickly copy my number?

6pm prompt will be cool dear

misspicy:
U dnt even know how to quote,abeg modify n remove my email jor

Lol. No vex biko! I don modify tay tay na. I suppose not to quote u. I understand ur plight. Ma binu. Oya check ur mail

misspicy:
U dnt even know how to quote,abeg modify n remove my email jor

Done that immediately. Email sent.

Lol u wan start to dey vex shey?

misspicy:
please indicate its you
Will remove in d nxt 30secs

Okies

Done!

chimkaire:
...well, I understood it enough to react to it in the manner I did. My latter reply was reactive. Sorta, Nairalandlike, you nudging me like it's gon' be an indictment. I found that funny, cos, I don't get the 'asking' part of it. Talk more of the impossible one(s).
Nice one. Cheers

Lol. U are right on your analysis. Cheers too.

tetfundfraudale:
I'm igbo.I'm in total support. There can not be two paraell chiefs.why is it not so in igbo land!Oba of Anambra or kabiyesi of Enugu.my igbo folks They are right. If u are igbo/Hausa/youruba in youruba land what we have is our respective community meetings.Very soon with the way my brodas are going Igbo man will contest for Oba of Lagos.Abeg culture na culture.My Yoruba brodas I support una on this.
In fact Oba of Lagos is a weakling compared to Eze ndi igbo in Lagos.
Very soon igbo man will rule Lagos
Very soon oba of Lagos will be igbo
Very soon Lag gov will be igbo
Very soon all lag land be owed by igbo

I'm igbo let's aspire but no to two rulers in a town.
Igbo kwenu!Onye aghara nwanne ya
Ndi Yoruba na atu egwu.Ala Nile anyi ga ego ya tupu 2050 abia

God bless u my dear brother. One love, One Nigeria

chimkaire:
...I dunno
Maybe, you can break it down, a 'lil more

Lol it is very simple to comprehend dear

misspicy:
Good morning sir,how was your night,hope you slept like a baby..

how today go be and do you base in Akure?

Nope ma. I am not. How can I get your alternate email address?

misspicy:
Kilode iwo bobo yi,oni mi fe,ode je ki okurin to setan ri mi...hian,dakun ma ba parol mi je ni bi o,lol....

Good morning sir

Dearie, Goodmorning

chimkaire:

No: 2 though

Lol. Wetin do number 2?

ishiamu:
Such a beautiful city

That picture is that of abuja.

I am in support of the speech made by afenifere group.

One needs to respect other people's culture and tradition. The yorubas in the east have never for once crown their head of community as a king to go head to head with obi.

If we are speaking of one Nigeria, every tribe should respect the boundary of others and that is where unity starts. The hausas, ibibios, efiks, urhobos, etc are in yorubaland and I have never heard that they disrespect the obas in yorubaland.

This is a wake up call for the igbos to show respect when found in another man's land.

They can't try this in the north maybe because they feel yoruba people are too soft.

Sleekyshuga:
**runs away**

You dey night shift ?

Sweery, long time. Where have u been?

websuccess:
I will ask Kunle Gold where I go fit get my own Orente if the girl I dey manage now mess up.

Bros, getting an orente is more difficult than searching for diamond.

Omotayor123:
Shey you no trust me ni... No mind tosin oooo.



I only tell him to buy me a house at Banana Island as I wan become Linda ikeji neighbor


Shey dat one too much

You wicked sha Linda worked for it! U should do the same, pls

Peachess:
I really hate it when nairaland guys make general assumption about females. It's not cool at all, if you've seen ladies who behave this way doesn't mean all females are like them. What's so difficult in quitting a relationship you're tired of?

Honey, we are not making general assumption but just to aired what it's invoke nowadays.

I will suggest you borrow a leaf of advice from my write up.

Meanwhile I wrote an article few days ago on the derogatory side of stingy guys. Click my profile for more info. Thanks

misspicy:
Boo,am here,so you want to marry another girl

Not at all babe. Besides If I wana marry u, don't u think I should see ur pix for once on ur dp?