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IDEJIMBA1:
Get your facts right. You better flip back and read. I killed your people on this thread...ALONE!!

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Oponu,

View this link to check Igbo head

https://www.nairaland.com/888886/why-75-igbo-peoples-head

YonkijiSappo:
hAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!

Igbo land, African Gully erosion capital!


https://www.wief.net/images/ekwulobia_gully-01.jpg

https://pubs.sciepub.com/jgg/2/3/8/image/fig6.png

The Igbos will keep fleeing that accursed enclave!

Ojigbi jigbi jigbi

Laugh wan bomb my brain 4 here oo

Score line

Yoruba 89 vs 11 Igbo

Yoruba peeps don finish igbo people patapata 4 this thread. Biko e don do una na!

mulattoclaro:
Flog them to death if possible. Useless people. I've never met a tribe as useless as they are. No wonder the likes of lygn19, tonychristopher, meccuno and Co are very useless as well.

LMAO yeeeeh!

Shymm3x:
Lmao. Ondo folks are badazzes...whipping the butts of a self-declared king on a foreign land like they used to do slaves loool. I rate ya folks.

Others need to buy horsewhip cos that seems to be these people's kryptonite. I don't even know how folks could be so braggart to crown a worthless king on a next man's land - sacrilegious. And the plonker even wore is fake crown to visit the real crowned king...bwahaha.

He's lucky he is in Nigeria - in the UK the palace guards would have blown his brains out and use his carcass for blueblood sacrifice. But they will declare him missing in public lol.

Lwkmdh

misspicy:

Babe, how was ur night? Na so I dey look for u yesterday. Busy right?

Supermiy:
i swear..this tv stations are dammed! but op why evils na!

Lol. No be my fault na. Blame it on them

Deejay1000:
Nice thread @op I have neva seen any worst station lyk NTA IDAH *spits angrily* xo boring and dry . Is better yhu jst sell ur t.v and buy radio

Hilarious!

kokoA:
You people are suicidal o I can't remember when last Ii watched anything outside satellite television o.

Bros, Hahahaha. U better try am oo. U go hate our local TV stations more

Funkybabee:
OSBC osogbo ha ha they are not good b4 thank God they are improving now, the most annoying things that common in them is that they may be playing sweet music or movie instead to leave it for viewers to enjoy it and stay with their station they will just suddenly cut it or say it will be continued later, that time i just feel to cause them becuz i don't know their problem, If u know u won't be able to finish something why starting it in first time.

Lol. What do u expect? Most times this TV station make their money from local adverts.

YOUNGKAHUNA:
PRTVC (Plateau Radio Television Cooperation) can be sometimes boring with their Obituary and Wedding announcement... Common, are they inviting the whole state to the wedding!!!

Lol. It's synonymous to most TVstations in Nigeria

patrick89:
which pharmacy? You mean herbal melecine concoction? Primitive cat faced dimgbat! Oponu! Yoruba are criminals quote me anywhere.

Senseless comment

AustineE1:
you are impossible,when has been a crime for a people to have an Eze or a leader as their culture requires,wherever they find themselves.Young man,the Igbos has a traditional organized and meticulous system of taking care of themselves wherever we are,be it in America or in Akure,this you can never do away it.
I think you should be more bothered with the growing multitude of highly irresponsible,rascally oriented bunch of lazy and unemployable youths in the south west,who have been subjected by your thieving elites to remain perpetually redundant and are used as political tools,why their children school abroad....i see another case of boko haram loading in the south west. 'A stitch in time saves nine',your youths are not prepared for the challenges of 21st century,as concurred by some yoruba elders.Always looking for cheap excuses to attack hard working Igbos.

If the yorubas are envious of your fake product and stealing business you people are venturing into for prosperity, we would have sent you packing out of our land but kudos must be given to yoruba for their accommodating attitude.

Speaking of the lazy attitude you people always say about yoruba youths, I happened to visit your 5 cubicle states and I couldn't hold the shame I observed from your youths who are into stealing, robbery, drinking, rituals and other shameless jobs coupled with some broke/lazy ass guys parading your omadioha forest.

Ilekeh:
Igbos and fake fake. He thinks he can try the same illegal antics in a country with laws.

Igbo Man Arrested In Chicago For Selling Fake Nike Shoes - Crime - Nairaland


https://www.nairaland.com/48891/igbo-man-arrested-chicago-selling

Lmao

menix:
Pls, come to festac 80% of pharmacy re owned by the yolobas, the pharmacy I used ysterday in ebeano mall Ajah was owned by a yoloba lady..
So say something else pls..

Most pharmacy stores if not all owned by yoruba sell authentic drugs unlike Igbo "chukwu dalu pharmacy store plc" selling health deteriorating drugs to an already dying patient.

menix:
[s]Most time I wonder if those ur confused leader don't see the need to ask Igbo's to leave.

Sincerely we want to leave ur zoo, buh u guyz keep holding us down..

Can't this same Yoloba forum that threatened the FG over the Fulani's not tell same FG that the igbo's need leave the land..

The igbo's re ready to leave today, as long as every one minds his nation afterward..

Very Lazy set seeking to reap where they did not sow.[/s].

No one is holding you people from leaving our land. Don't make it looks like you guys are being held at a gun point scene.

Of all the tribes in Nigeria, Igbos remain the most disrespected miscreants and no wonder your people love inflicting pains in other part of the world.

Ask yourself, can a yoruba commoner wear a crown to visit obi of onitsha?

It is so stupid of the igbo clans to design crown for just the head of a market.

Sometimes I doubt if your elders are educating you people on moral standards and paying homage to respect other people's culture and tradition.

FreeGlobe:
I also heard fulani herdsmen are approaching your village as we speak... I hope they won't meet you there

Lol. This igbo lab rat don start again this mrng!

Lalasticlala. Goodmorning bros . How far ontop this thread make e reach HQ

brutalkhleo:
my tenth birthday of the year is coming up ooo on Saturday. na every month I dey do bday

prettythicksme:

Goodmrng dear. How was ur nite? U no dey reply person pm ni?

For now, he is the best producer we have in Nigeria

prettythicksme:
Range rover

Thief! Ole!

TonyeBarcanista:
At the ministerial screening earlier today ex-Lagos state governor Raji Fashola was asked a direct question regarding the N78million appropriated for the building of personal website. Here was Fashola's response...



While we all agree that award of contract is an Institutional process, FASHOLA refused to tell the Senate that the process is only finalised when the relevant commissioner in charge of the affected ministry append his/her signature as prescribed by Section 30(5) of Lagos State Public procurement Law (2011) which Fashola signed into law... In fact subsection 5 was very clear...

30.— (1)   There is established by this Law in each of the State’s Ministry, Extra-ministerial Office/Department/Agency, Parastatal, Corporation, a Tenders’ Board.

(2)   Subject to the approval of the Board, the Agency shall from time to time prescribe the membership of the Tenders’ Board.

(3)   The Tenders’ Board shall have power to award and be responsible for the procurements of goods, works and services within the benchmark set in the Regulations to this Law.

(4)   In all cases where there is a need for pre-qualifications, the Chairman of the Tenders’ Board shall constitute a technical evaluation subcommittee of the Tenders’ Board charged with the responsibility for the evaluation of bids which shall be made up of professional staff of the procuring entity and the Secretary of the Tenders Board who shall also be the Chairman of the Evaluation subcommittee.

(5)   The decision of the Tenders’ Board shall be communicated to the Commissioner for implementation. (EMPHASIS Mine)
http://www.lagosppa.gov.ng/ppa-law/tenders’-boards

Fashola Indicts Himself:
From the section (SPECIFICALLY subsection 5) it is expressly clear that the Fashola's administration through the affected Commissioner 'okayed' the contract to be awarded at that RIDICULOUS amount. We should also note that Commissioners are not elected but appointed by Governors and they report to Governors. That means the affected Commissioner must have reported the said contract to then Governor Fashola while reporting the activities of his ministry to his boss.

Looking at the defence that Fashola put up and placing it side by side with procedure, two things can be deduced;

1. Fashola was aware of the whole thing but deliberately LIED before the Senate to cover his track. He was fully aware of the deal. The job of the Commissioner is to ensure that contracts by the Tender Board is in the public interest. His/her signature is a testament of endorsement. Fashola as briefed but deliberately refused to revoke nor question the contract. In fact, he was silent about it until Ambode raised alarm. OR

2. Fashola was not aware thereby making him complacent of his duties as governor of Lagos state. If this is true (which is doubtful), then we beg to ask how many more inflated contracts went undetected by the Governor? This second is a statement of incompetence.

Both 1 and 2 are indicting if we look at them from any angle..

The 'I Never Signed Chequ' Holds No Water
The Fashola's 'I never signed cheque' statement is untenable anywhere. No Governor or Presidents signs cheque for the award of contract in Nigeria. There are Accountants that effect payment. What is required of the political officers is to APPROVE contracts for the Accountants to issue cheques. So why should Fashola use that as defence? Let me also remind all that NO Governor or President 'steal' or inflate contracts directly! The process to loot has always been INFLATION of contracts through relevant Commissioners/D-Gs etc.

It is however unfortunate that the Senate FAILED to ask relevant question but instead nod their heads in ignorance. It is very shameful that the same Nigerians that called for the head of Princess Stella Oduah over the N260million vehicle were singing Fashola's praise for the shabby defence that he put up.



May God Bless Us All

You were making sense until when the bolded was mentioned. Even if I am not an advocate of corruption, stella never contributed to the improvement of aviation industry. The news propaganda we heard in the past about her approving money to upgrade our dilapidated airports are lies.

Omotayor123:
Abeg wetin concern suya /Asun concern birthday? Ah don believe it.


@Op, mallam wristbangle nko

Badt geh!

adeh39:
Chaiii...stingy guys

Some of them will deliberately have a fight with the babe 4 days to her birthday...just to avoid the gift

This is how we rock and roll dear

tosyne2much:
*Clears throat*

First and foremost, I thank Seun Osewa for giving me an incredible opportunity to explore my talent to the world. And I can tell you that I won't be here if it wasn't for you



Back to the topic=»

As a one time stingy dude, below are the things I used to present to my girlfriends before Mountain of Fire delivered me from the boundage of stinginess

9. Aboniki Balm

This reminds me of a lady dated in the year 1991 called Folake. We so much loved each other that we planned to marry. October 17 was her birthday. Exactly a week to her birthday she had a fell from her staircase when she was thinking about me and her legs were dislocated. As a stingy dude, I smiled and waved to God for answering my prayers. At least, the plan of going to Tantalizers, Mr. Biggs, Mr Fans and the likes to squander money were ruled out. That was how I wrapped and packaged aboniki balm and presented it to her as birthday present


10. Ofada Rice

About a decade ago, I dated a pretty lady named Shade. Shade was the dream girl of every guy. Her front and back side cannot be underestimate (I mean what else is a man looking for?). Shade as a person liked ofada rice to the extent that she could donate one of her kidneys if offered ofada.

For the benefit of those who don't know Ofada rice. This rice is bigger in size than the rice you normally eat and it's kinda delicious. (heard it's imported from Sudan or so). The description os ofada rice is another day jawe. Perhaps, I will open a thread titled " 10 Types of Ofada Rice

Back to the topic

August 25th Shade's birthday and I being her boyfriend thought of getting her a set of pants but after much consideration, this brought me to reality that all my own boxers were porous and stitched. I decided to buy myself a pack of boxers (3 for N1, 500), and packaged three De Rica of ofada rice for her

Point 9 got me ROFLO.

hehehe counter thread

peeparty:
It really about having the heart,and willingness to give and not what you give..

It could be little but so meaningfully meaningful.

U are on point bro

ronald4lif:
Omo, anyone who does any of these isn't the typical stingy guy o. A typical tight-fisted guy won't even bother and the most he can do is send a happy birthday message. They even avoid any outing on that day as that would lead to expenses.

Abeg, any guy who does any of these dey generous and na husband material.

Lolss. Even if he does better, ladies will say he is still stingy

gab264:
Some guys go to tailors to sow underwears (p*nts ) and present it as a birthday"

Lmao. Like seriously!

Where is tosyne2much?

sparkleboy:
Interesting
Ftc no vex o
Sanitation on point

I think the Op is a female that thinks that the main reason for being in a relationship is to satisfy her financial needs
@wristbangle it's not about the substance but the motive of the substance. Hungrygirl.
Op reminds me of Chilo in Ishilove's story
BTW Ishilove abeg finish that story now

Exactly my point

Farano and rocktation, knows the rest

PunkyVeer:


Late January.

Well, I'm the creative, artsy & crafty type, so things like that mean more to me than store bought goodies, because so much thought + effort goes into it, yanno.

Woow! Cool! I actually have a gift in mind for u.

ShutTheFhuckUp:

I'm quil†y of numb
1, 4 & 5.

Heya! Repent from the act bro!