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tosyne2much:
I no too trust Omotayo jawe

Hahaha. Bros, y na? Is she not an orente?

Omotayor123, pls can u confirm this? So u have eventually join the league of gold diggers!

Truckpusher:
But the babe dun run leave you now say na me she wan finish, you can imagine.

Dem dey finish veteran?

E no possible baba.

classicB:
Why wouldn't i take it personal? Didn't you guys take it personal when i created a thread about guys raping their female visitors? I am female and you painting bad picture of female up and down tagging it TALENT is funny like seriously? God talented you in bashing the opposite gender....what you dnt know is no matter how bad u paint the female figure here it wont stop girls from getting married every weekend...like i said keep up the good work, who am i to stop you from displaying your supposed TALENT have a nice night bro!

For this, I will love to marry u

Where is my bae misspicy?

tosyne2much:

First and foremost, I want to make a shout out to God almighty for the gift and preservation of life

Secondly, I want to make a shout out to Seun Osewa for giving me an incredible opportunity to display my talent to everyone. I can assure you that I won't be here if it wasn't for you


Back to the topic

About twenty years ago, I dated a lady named Bukola. Seeing each other was not an easy task because as at then, there was nothing like BBM, whatsapp, nairaland, 2go, facebook, etc, still we had regular communication. More so, there was nothing like Mr Fans, Mr Biggs, Sweet Sensation and the likes, so our rendezvous was usually under a mango tree adjacent to the town square

We were so much in love with each other that I thought that only death could separate us. Unknown to me that I was actually sleeping on a moving okada. What did I not do for this girl?. Gave my school fee to her when in need just to show my undying love to her, bought her set of panties while I was walk-bouncing the street with only one boxers

As at then, Peaujout 504 was the dream car of every young man and there was this dude (name withheld) whose head looks exactly like Badagri coconut. This dude was always disturbing Bukola as if his life depended on her. (Guys I guess you know how intimidating it is when you are riding a bicycle and someone using a car, is wooing your babe)


On different occasion, I have warned this guy to desist from my babe but he wouldn't just listen. It got to a stage that I challenged this dude and engaged in a physical combat with him before Bukola waved goodbye to me

As greediness will have its way. I was returning from a job interview when I got the shock of my life. On getting to my door step, I heard a moan emanating from the window and I was like, maybe she was watching one of these Yoruba movie videos. The continuous moan got me suspicious, I tip-toed and peeped through the window, lo and behold, I saw Bukola with my two naked eyes moaning on my bed while this dude thrusting and sweating profusely.


Ever since then I have been single because I haven't recovered from the emotional trauma.

Ojigbi jigbi. Tosyne2much wan kill me ooo!

So bukola just leave u becos of baba arugbo vehicle... Peugeot??

Same way omotayor123 go dump u if u no quicly buy range sport for her

Truckpusher:

Baba, so u encourage deejaavu to fling me off cliff just like the animals in your pix?

U wicked oo!

Deejavuu:
Tell him jare.



Smh.

Huh! but babe u nor dey shame say u be gold digger?

wilybebsy:
So true.....Same Shiit am passing through now

I feel your pain bro

Truckpusher:
@ wristbangle una dey see am?

What is this world turning into ? a man can no longer be loved and admired with an empty pocket? - If I dun hammer, I go just carry like 10 women ,naked dem make dem dey dance for me, I go use money dey shook inside their kpekus

Lmao . U dey mind your dejaavuu. She be gold digger oo! Run for your life

Precious91:
Tosyne no go kill person .I believe that gregory guy needs psychiatric help.Someone please help him.Nice one wristbangle jere

Thanks a lot brother.

Adasun:
Wristbangle draw near please,*in whisper*abeg wating we go do dis Gregory abi na badagry

Well for him to have the balls to derail this thread indicates he is one of the dim wits on this forum.

Truckpusher:
Hehe ......One mad man dun enter ya thread o

God go punish the idiot wella.

Lalasticlala, sorry if my disturbance is getting too much. Gregory77 is using an alternate account to derail my thread under the name "don2015". Kindly do the needful pls. Thanks

Omotayor123:
On point OP

Thanks dear.

Truckpusher:
Okada abeg e dun do


Exactly how Deejavuu dumped me for that guy.

Lmaooo

Lalasticlala, if this thread hits FP, kindly do the needful by hiding the unnecessary spam comment from gregory77. Thanks

misspicy:
say sowi

Lol. Sowi 4 wetin!

misspicy:
If you try that kin shii with me u are done for shogbo...na padlock i go use lock my pant

Ah ahn! Which kind sweetheart be this?

Do me, I do you. Man no go vex

Madness at its peak

SirShymexx:
I just came back to laugh.

Ilekeh vs Biafrans in HD!!

https://www.babyturpentine.co.uk/pics/whip_mov3.gif

E don do abeg!

simplycarro:
There is nothing as entertaining as a Yoruba vs Igbo fight on Nairaland. Pure and undiluted entertainment for free

Am telling u. Pure entertainment!

ribbit:
i will still chose this old woman over a typical finest igbo girls..




see em beast of no nation

Kilode! Ah ahn! Those 2 pix whey u upload wan finish my head 4 here oo

This is the funniest thread in 2015

kaakulator3:
[size=16pt]THE RETURN OF MRS KAAKULATOR.WAITING FOR ANY Igbo BASTA*D TO SPEW TRASH [/size]

Babe, your profile dp wan wound my head oo

The guy whey e carry gun hate igbo like madt!

OkaOme:
SHE SNATCH AM FROM HER FRIEND. YOU FOR ASK AM. YOUR MODS DON BAN ME AGAIN FOR MOLESTING YOUR BROTHERS

Hahaha. Na u cos am na. Ur wahala too much.

IDEJIMBA1:
Shut up! Why didn't you ask her name? I swear, she'd have told you Abimbola

Hahahaha. Bros her name na chinwe! I see am 4 her ID card

I don't know if this story is true or not but if it is, that shows some of her crazy act in movies depicts her true attitude.

I think out of the frustration of iyanya dropping her sorry ass like dirts, the emotional trauma still rings on her head.

Make she go marry her yeye black brothers abeg

Goke7:
I just want my igbo peeps to know this as i always tell my igbo friends too, a yoruba man may be lazy or whatever you feel as your opinion but never threaten a yoruba man in his territory or try to compete with the ownership of his domain, why? he will fight with you with everything he's got. A yoruba man will never be a coward when it comes to the ownership of his domain.

I have this landlord who is very gentle and tries to always run from trouble, he lives in the UK and hardly comes home , he is so liberal but anything that has to do with his property is a no go area for any human being, he is ready to take the next available flight from the uk back to nigeria to defend any trespass on his domain at any given time and the fury you will see in his face will make you wonder whether is the same cool and gentle man you know earlier, that is a yoruba man for you.

The igbos have been daring the sw leaders for some time now, no thanks especially to GEJ's crazy politicking, very soon sw governors will soon be rolling out policies to counter these threats, no thanks to the mis behaviour of our se brothers. ambode's commissioners list with no igbo person despite their population in lagos is a signal, some sw governors are beginning to make it mandatory to present tax clearance or state ids or residential ids before you can now enjoy free services from public hospitals and schools, more of this will follow. At times we Nigerians misuse opportunities and privilieges

Well said!

IDEJIMBA1:
Wristwatch aka Wristbangle, useless homoerotic bigot. I've slayed all your kinsmen all by myself. You should assist in moving their carcasses from the thread. Banned twice, yet I came back coward ass bastards!

https://thesheet.ng/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Tribal-Mark.jpg

Hahahaha. See ur big head! U were banned for your silly comments . The tribal mark make sense compare to una own deep mark for fore head.

Meanwhile I saw an igbo lady today, thoroughly bleached skin with beards on her cheeks and below her mouth region. The worst thing is when I checked her cleavage, omo see as hairs baptise her chest and boobies like gorilla chest.

Bros, I swear this thread funny die.

Shymm3x:
Lmao. Ondo folks are badazzes...whipping the butts of a self-declared king on a foreign land like they used to do slaves loool. I rate ya folks.

Others need to buy horsewhip cos that seems to be these people's kryptonite. I don't even know how folks could be so braggart to crown a worthless king on a next man's land - sacrilegious. And the plonker even wore is fake crown to visit the real crowned king...bwahaha.

He's lucky he is in Nigeria - in the UK the palace guards would have blown his brains out and use his carcass for blueblood sacrifice. But they will declare him missing in public lol.

Oh laud! I need to relax from this hilarious laugh today! This Is hilarious mehn!

SirShymexx:
The real thing.

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Hahahaha