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Thanks to Buhari's mouth odor, I have beaten Mr Tosyn to his permanent FTC spot on Mr wrist's thread, ... CHANGE IS HERE


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Werey!!!

PunkyVeer:
#4 is super sweet to me. It's the thought that counts, plus, a handwritten message makes it more meaningful & personal. I honestly wouldn't mind such a gift. Better still if he made the card himself.

I can make such for you dear . When is your Bday date?

Misspicy. Food for thought. Come register your presence here oo

prettythicksme:
op my birthday is peeping,what will u buy for me?i knw u r not stingy

Wetin u want make I buy for you?

It beats my imagination on the way guys who are stingy to the core treat their girlfriend by getting cheap items which is not worthy of her personality.

Not that they lack money to stop them from being generous but since the dna of stinginess runs through their veins, they close their mind to quality Items and purchase the following cheap things as birthday gift for her.

1. Recharge Card

This is not some sort of exaggeration because it happens for real. If it was possible for our network providers to print N50 recharge card, some guys will offer it as birthday gift. It's not that they are poor or something, it's because stinginess runs in their blood. Sometimes this year, Ishilove once said that Kingtom sent her N100 MTN Share and Sell as her birthday present.

2. Malam's Wristwatch

You won't believe that just because some guys have not gotten under the skirt of their girlfriends, they resort to buying her cheap gifts. These stingy dudes may seek Malam's consent to purchase fake sparkling wristwatch of N200 and will offer it as birthday present for her.

3. Ab0ki Fragrance

Few months ago, Tosyne2much told me he wanted to buy Aboki perfume for Omotayo123 as her birthday present, I was like "Tosin you don pass dis level nah". Despite the fact that these perfumes may last up to one month when on clothes, flies will be hovering around you. I don't think it's a good present for the one you truly love.

4. Cheap birthday card

The life of stingy guys can be so funny that they will go to supermarket and spend more time looking for cheap birthday cards. After buying it, they will write Shakespeare's captivating love quotes in the card.

5. They offer nothing

I have seen the case of a guy who sent sms birthday wishes to his girlfriend and switched off his phone till the next day, only to lie to her that he had a terrible accident. This shows his level of stinginess is at sky level.

6. Rendezvous at fast food

Yeah! this is a good place for guys to entertain their girlfriend during her birthday. Some of them will take her there and go straight to the counter just to order for doughnut and pepsi. If possible some of them will even order for zobo or kunu

7. Second hand wears

A lady once opened a thread on this forum complaining about her stingy boyfriend who got her okrika as birthday present. We are not saying you should rob bank to buy exotic gift, but at least, getting her a T-shirt worth of N2, 000, it's not too much to give.

8. Suya/Asun

As funny as it may sounds, some guys offer it as birthday present. I have once offered this before God delivered me from stinginess.

Feel Free To Add Yours

cc: lalasticlala

Excellent advice OP

FreeGlobe:
yoruba people will not praise stella oduahs efforts because she is not yoruba so I dont expect anything different from you.

Oh I get it. So u are an igbo lab rat?

FreeGlobe:
If you travel then you will know the difference between Lagos international airport before Stella oduah and after Stella Oduah.

The international airport Stella worked on is more dilapidated than the past one. Go to the exterior wings and see how water is leaking through the pipes.

Babe, seems you are oduah puppet? By their words we shall know them.

Excellent write upbro.

Very funny article

agarawu23:
NB: I don't care what you say about this thread, if you spew trash you will pack it with your mouth

I have noticed ladies do put on their best pants when coming to visit a guy, at times you will begin to wonder if that's how new all her pants are but the truth is, these ladies will hide their dirty and torn pants at home and put on their best pant just to impress you.

They have different pants for different occasions, if you want to see her worst pants, pay her unexpected visit at her school or home(if she is living alone) then you will be shocked to see the pant she is putting on and the ones she is hanging all round her room. you go see pant wey she use pin hold or the pant wey she don use niddle and thread (owu) join join together

Ladies can't you just maintain your pants well and change them when due?

I hear say 1 dozen of pant no reach 1k

This boy don madt patapata

Werey!

Kingtom, tosyne2much your attention is needed.

TonyeBarcanista:
Buhari ministerial list contains names of yesteryears politicians, some of them woefully failed in their previous office. While some of us are not happy with the recycling, the question I beg to ask is "Are the youths prepared for leadership?".

The Attitude of Nigeria Youth:
I understand that the youths of Nigeria like their African counterpart are seriously challenged economically. I understand that we are faced with the thought of "when are we taking over?" But looking at the nigerian youth, you will see one that is ready to stake his life and intellect to butt-lick and defend failed politicians with hope that the 'politicians' enroll them into their payroll and/or make them unofficial PA. The youths are scattered on social media from twitter, facebook, Nairaland etc and even on the street with readiness to be eternal stooge for politicians. Is it not a Nigerian youth that carries placard in protest against prosecutors and to show support to politicians that have been indicted for crimes? Which other part of the world can one find such?

Our Youths Have No Zeal To Lead:
The youths keep saying 'give us a chance' but have they shown willingness and zeal to lead? How many of our youths are members of political parties? How many are thinking of picking party forms to vie for political offices? The minimum age to run for Local government chairman, Federal House of Representatives and State House of Assembly offices is 30, For Senate and Office of the Governor, the minimum age is 35. How many of our 30-40years old have shown the zeal and passion to run for these offices? How many have shown the zeal to run for their Local Government Chairmanship elections? How many youths within the 25 and 35 age bracket are passionate about representing their wards as councillors? How then can there be power shift when there is no zeal to lead? Does power come on a platter of gold?

May I remind the youths that Bola Tinubu first ran for Senate(and won) at the age of 40? Rabiu Kwankwaso was first elected Member/Deputy Speaker of House of Representative in 1992 at the age of 36. Ayo Fayose was 43years when he ran for Governor against an incumbent and PDP elite in 2003. At 37, Owelle Rochas Okorocha first ran for Governor of Imo state in 1999(he lost). At 41 he vied for the Presidency in 2003(he lost). He was however appointed Special Adviser to President Obasanjo. At 35 Musliu Obanikoro was the NRC Caretaker Chairman for Surulere Local Government. All these men started WITHOUT a godfather. They however showed the zeal to lead, today they are moving from one office to another.

Our Youths Must Wake Up:
Leadership comes with responsibilities. I am not a fan of 'gifting' people with political offices, but instead I believe in supporting young visionaries for political offices. For young people to lead, they have to join/support political parties of choice. They must intelligently contribute to party growth, show willingness and readiness to lead, and pick forms for elective offices. Don't be discouraged whether you win or lose the election because the zeal will prepare and position you for other positions (appointments) that usually comes AFTER every election. If appointment didn't come, the next for years will definitely provide another opportunity to vie for elective/appointive position. Who says a youth cannot be the a national officer of his party(apart from youth leader)?


Finally, leadership is not a gift, it must be earned. If the youths really want generational shift, they must show willingness to lead. As at now, the youths are just not prepared for leadership.



May God Bless Us All

Well said my brother. This is a clarion call to we youths.

AdaMeme:
To Be Honest
Its pathethic


Probably she showed sign of enjoying it that's why the man is pissed


Quote me Anywhere

You are right

happney65:
The Woman should simply Divorce the Man..I would do the same if i where the woman..What arrant nonesense..If na Female Robbers come house come rape the Man nko?Shey he's wife no go sleep with him after that?Abegiii

Your statement lacks pity, conscience and diplomacy.

Are u sure u are a human being?

Omotayor123:
What upset me was the fact that he had treat the woman like it was all her fault . instead of thinking of way forward with her, he is only making her feel miserable. I hate to see women suffer. I can't stand it.
I hope you understand.

No I dont.

There is no place where it is stated in the story that the man had to treat her like it's her fault.

I also hate when women are being maltreated but remember the man is still under the derogatory obligation of what happened to his wife. He needs time to heal and this can only be achieved through series of counsel and mentoring.

Omotayor123:
This is serious! But what kind of a man does that He should blame himself for not able to protect his wife and having to stand there like a dummy and watch the whole show. Why does he have to put his wife into emotional trauma? Why does she have to bell the cat

Men and their Useless Ego.
I have heard of cases where robbers made tenants of a compound *sleep* with the wife of one another. That kind case nko


God save Women. I feel sorry for the poor woman. After going through rape her husband is still making making her feel miserable.

Do you think its easy for the man to handle such complex situation.

Don't you get the mental imbalance he is experiencing and the emotional trauma he is going through?

Accusing the man wrongly in this situation is an inhumane act to do.

Rapmoney:
E be like say the mods dey carry grudge for me! . I tire sef.

Bros, no be only u. I don lost count for my articles whey e be HQ material but e no enter.

Rapmoney:
Thanks bro. I don't know why the mods have refused to take it to front page o!

Lalasticlala...rocktation!

Me sef no understand again oo and the thing dey kill morale.

Congrats 0P

This thread make sense. I endorse it for FP. Weldone rapmoney.

bqlekan:
To Oscar
Real, mature and trustworthy isn't enough to describe a friend like you. You really are an amazing friend. I wish you the very best in all endeavours of yours, May Almighty God make this new beginning spark numerous blessings in your entire life. I wish you the best bro..

Happy earthstrong man


To Mama Ruby

Allah planted a blessing in your life, I pray it never turns out to be sorrow for you. May Allah make this journey a hitch free one for you.. Happy birthday dear. wishing you the very best in life.. igba odun odun kan...
Ti time ba pe.. e pe wa ki awa je amala o


cc: Goldenruby
Oscarlloyd

abeg, make una help me wish dem happy birthday

flawlessT,
AlienStar
bioduneberry,
MohFidel
mindtricks
BIHAD
Jhenny
LEOSIRSIR,
charijee,
wristbangle
kinglekan
Allsmyles
tosyne2much,
Adegbayii,
MizMyColi,
ElDeeVee,
HighRoll,
ukicom86,

Bros, e even good as u put my moniker on top ur post.

Abeg wire me ur number via PM. Thanks

Tosyne2much, where are u?

LMAO. Nice write up tosyne2much

oruzuruzu1ofnija:
Yoruba plp with useless nd baseless topics hisss in voodoo

Can we say it's a mistake u were born?

I applaud your creativity OP. Weldone!

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loupahmed252:
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How is this related to the topic. Are u okay?

Lalasticlala, shey this piece deserve HQ?

ronald4lif:
8. Condom.

Baba, I no understand u again?

E be like say all this while, u dey pocket ur sense of humour abi?

ronald4lif:
How does people this stupíd ends up with girlfriend's. Is it that some ladies don't have class or they're attracted to dummies

A person this dumb should be use as a lab specimen to experiment and research purposes on how to cure madness.

Hahahaha. Tosyne2much. Come see finishing oo

Appleyard:
My brother, war no be moi moi o. What makes you think the Russians don't have an answer to the F-22? Advance radars makes stealth technology-based fighters obsolete. It is similar stealth plane fighter of the US the Serbs shot down with an outdated SAM. How about that for thought?

Bro, abeg whey the source of this your news oo

whytediamond:
When Nkechi meets WhiteDiamond @ a party and realises he haff Hammered tey tey.

Funny pix u uploaded bro . Na ladies life be that na

Omotayor123:
I don see am now

Chai u dis babe eh!

Omotayor123:

Ur thread don enter HQ oo