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mascot87: Do you have to insult him Mrs too know? he asked a simple question, if you can't give the answer without insult keep quiet

I tire oo!

Merkki: Ouch! Kids everywhere. One ring/band is for engagement, the other one is for marriage. Next time, ask your mama or sis before coming to display your folly on a public forum. The wedding ring is worn after the engagement ring (the one without a stud on it).

Mrs i 2 sabi, u don't have to be insultive about it.

Lovetinz: Not to worry boy,
When you grow up, you'll know that
The One with a jewel is the Engagement Ring
while the Plain Band is the Wedding Ring proper.

Your next assignment is to find out why they are worn in reverse order.

thanks

I've noticed ladies wear double wedding rings, one plain and the other with a diamond or diamond like material on it, so is it to make is noticeable? a kind of fashion? or does it have other purposes I don't knw about?

dammybravo: So ballack and lampard never played together....being a central midfielder gives you the role to mark for your team as the ball opposes u, and spread the ball when the ball is with u, and playing the 8, is more or leSs like free role, players like ballack, goezte, kaka, have done perfectly well in this position ....

There is nothing like wing back

U clearly knw nothing about football, and u never watched ballack, ballack is a central midfielder while lampard is an attacking midfielder, I'll forgive u, if u compare lampard to the likes of kaka, gotze, kagawa,ozil, but ballack? It show how poor ur football IQ really is.
If u have never heard the term "wing back" then I should not be talking football with you, read up muppet
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". ". Police. =z
". ". Teacher=xy
1. If it takes mother 10mins to find teacher, how many mins will it take police to arrive(20marks)
2. If xy=35 and x=16, what is y(20marks)
3. What formula did the mother use in finding xy(20marks)
4.What was the reaction of the x, using almighty formula(20marks)
5. What was xy doing under the bed(20marks)

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BIGVAJINA: oh

LAMO, chill lady

.*sipping my coke* Big-V¤gina, sorry I have nothing + to say to you, just seized the ever tempting opportunity to make not just front page but first to comment, am so happy!, Big-V¤gina I ow u lunch, my shout out goes to all Nairalanders dragging front page stuffs, u all need to grow up!. Oops! my break time is over

Akshow: lame

Like your h** mum

joeace2020: FOOLS FOOLS FOOLS

*Still dancing to gobe*, Go hang your self.

Sabon- garri? What of Ijebu-Garri, Op u fall hand ooo.

Front page things *dancing gobe*
I don't pity any igbo, who dies in the north.

How much is a painter of Garri in your area?

dammybravo: That is wrong...

2- Right Full back
3- Left Full Back
4- Defensive midfield
5- Right Centre Back
6- Left Centre Back
7- Right Wing Forward
8- Left or Right midfield OR plays behind a striker
9- Centre Forward
10- Attacking Centre Midfield
11- Left Wing Forward

The first answer was more correct than yours, 10-centre midfielder, 8-is a supporting or second striker, cos note: that in modern football Attacking centre midfielder and second strikers share similar role, so u can't have then both in the same team.

What is the different btw "Full back" and "Wing back"

life_style: I don't watch football, does that make me less a man ?

Why do u boder commenting?

REAL MADRID hope to seal a £95million
deal for Gareth Bale before they return
from their US tour on August 11.
President Florentino Perez travelled with the
team for friendlies in Los Angeles, Phoenix,
Washington and Miami and expects talks to
continue this week.
A Madrid source said: “Bale is the chosen
man.Efforts to sign him will continue. We are
hopeful a deal can be done soon.”
And now Spurs chairman Daniel Levy is set to
hold showdown talks with Bale early this week.
After their £81m bid was rejected, Real will
offer £51m cash plus Angel Di Maria and
Fabio Coentrao, to take the deal to £95m.


www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/5038880/Gareth-Bale-95m-deal-a-rush-for-Real-Madrid-on-US-tour.html

Fellow Nairalanders is Bale worth £95m in your own opinion?

UceeGod: am @ Ladipo right now & can confirm heavy fighting btw a task force by the new baba oloja & some ibo boys..... Tryn to take some pics

11:48 am. Business has resumed as normal at ladipo mart, after a peaceful but determined demonstration, I've being at the riot scene since morning and there has being no sign of the hoodlums "baba Oloshi" and his hungry Agbero boys, maybe they've not recovered from yesterdays beating. In a conversation with Mr Bokuno, a very respected man at Ladipo market, I leant that the traders are ready to go to any length to protect there market. Reporting for Nairaland is me @Obinnaokoye. U can follow on twitter.

danikik7: If not for the high level of corruption plaguing in every facet of the country, why won't business pay their taxes? This is part of the locally generated revenue with which most states carry out developmental projects(revenue drive)

And your own idea of paying "taxes" is giving money to your Agbero Fada? My friend go and look for what to do to feed your hungry fada and get him off our bk be4 wee kill him Oo!

ALTRUTH: Wen dis gbege starts, d Igbos will invade, overrun and capture Lagos while we can leave d remaining waste land of yeriba to d advancing fulani invading army to continue their march frm Ilorin.

What can they do? Give them boiled Egg and they will even help u overrun there brothers, Agberos!!

9icest: IBOS - I hope you all self-destruct soon, as for SEUN, clap for yourself.
Only a bastard points to his father house with his left hand. I hope you are happy. Your forum is been run by some bunch of anti-Yoruba folks. Especially that scum in the property section who calls every Yoruba 419. Imagine.
As for my SE brothers, you can boast as far as you want...the time is coming when every eyes will be on you. We know your sources of income isnt pure, and are from any of the below:

1. Baby factories (imagine, selling their own babies....how more low can human beings be.....selling yourselves like slaves. bunch of animals!)
2. Kidnapping.
3. Cocaine mule (na every week dem dey catch una for airport now)
4. fake goods, and spare parts....
5. Oil-bunkering.
6. Armed robbery
7. The biggest runners of 419 in SA, Malaysia, and thats why they keep hunting you like bed bugs

Bunch of low-lives! Keep pushing the Yorubas, its a matter of time

"A matter of time" and what will happen?? I bet u can't do anything muppet, son of an Agbero,

curtain: It takes courage, hardwork and liver to go to another mans land and excel more than him, this is what a coward would never imagine.

Gbam! Ooo nnai murui

dayokanu: They started a market in Yorubaland so a Yoruba man has the oversight function

Can people go to Anambra/America/London start a market and tell the rulers of Anambra/America/London that it doesnt concern them what they do in the market?

U can not go to Anambra and start a business cos ur 2 lazy and dump to run a successful business, Muppet!

2nedo: Y are u dis dumb?U make money in another man's land and u still expect the revenue to go into ur ppls pocket.Teru ba pe nile,alajobi lonbu.You are only entitled to ur claim in ur igbo states which u leave undeveloped.

All Revenues are well paid to the lagos state Govt, so ask ur Tif fada what else he wants from igbos?

Fabulous Autos: It appears this news is being blown out of proportion. I was there around 12 noon. Though some shops were closed. Policemen were seen in some parts of the market. I was able to buy the parts I needed and I left few munites before 1pm.

U missed the action

Sam xiu lee: if LASG want to clean up and rebuild the market,they should get lawma,if they want taxes the LIRS agents are there not an unproductive lazy, Baba loja who does not av a shop in the market,the traders should go to court and challenge all this modern slavery tactics,I support the igbo traders wholeheartedly.

The problem here is that its a street market, so they can't really stack a clam in a law court

$ugardaddy:
Oga, pay royalty to whom it is due na or go back to your east abeg. I no want trouble for Lagos o.

"Royalty" or "loyalty" tif ur problem is joblessness, try and be productive and stop look for where to forcefully take what someone's has laboured for

Kamanda: 1-1 goaless draw

Match called off, so called baba oloja ran away, nwa nee see "umu afo igbo" in action

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DivideUs: ^^^^



ABI!! you guys are everywhere like ants and still claim to want your own country, you go to someones land, better be ready to live by their laws.

"Laws" jobless agbero don't go and look for bread or sachet water and start selling, be looking for where to collect "owo da" onye ori.