I can't help but laugh at the comments so far

However we should not forget about the reason for this thread, spare a thought for every child who finds themselves under the so called teachers child molesters!!

Hope he gets what is coming to him!!

its amazing how this thread has suddenly produced renowed mathematicians in just few hours. Na nw una go wan dy solve abi...see una brain!

What is the Probability that a Mathematics Teacher will caught under his Student`s bed b4, after or during lecture by his student`s MUM not the POLICE.Leave ur answer to the nearest whole number.

niyoni: They were only engaging d laws of 'integration'. Why did d mother go there 2 initiate 'differentiation'? There is an unbalanced equation waiting to be solved and neither d mother nor d police can solve it.

What do you mean the mother went to make it a differetial? Have you forgotten that there is always a constant in integrating indefinite integrals? That constant happens to be the mother. Don't you think so?

Teacher: for you to excel in your GCSEs..you have to be conversant with integration
Girl:I don't understand
Teacher:ok eg integrate 2x= X²
Practical example, you and I naked =2X..integration is like fusion so we coming together and pressing our bodies against eachother would make it X²


The teacher was only giving a practical example to aid fast assimilation.

Don't worry teacher,enjoy your 2yrs imprisonment, you can teach some of the inmates integration .silly man!

Tinkybabe: Teacher: for you to excel in your GCSEs..you have to be conversant with integration
Girl:I don't understand
Teacher:ok eg integrate 2x= X²
Practical example, you and I naked =2X..integration is like fusion so we coming together and pressing our bodies against eachother would make it X²


The teacher was only giving a practical example to aid fast assimilation.

Don't worry teacher,enjoy your 2yrs imprisonment, you can teach some of the inmates integration .silly man!

wtf!

idnoble135:
The news is funny. Maybe they were still solving maths till that point.
Measure the distance from the teacher under the bed to the nearest wall. Find the square root of the answer and multiply by 4. Take TT for 22/7. Lol

No doubt ,an no need for pythagoras theory,the answer is pregnancy

has anybody asked why the mother went straight to check under her daughters bed if not that she had done that in her early years too?

Sharp guy, i'm sure he was finding 'X' which has gone missing in the calculation.
I remember my service year in Edo state, those girls go use PUSS.Y-cat kill u. Batch C beware.

Breaking news from Abuja on ASUU strike !!! نور اگر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما نقش سایه دگر نمی داندچشخیرهما نقش سایه دگر نمی دان نور اگر رفتدیوار وچشم خیره ما نقش سایه دگر نمی دان نور اگر رفتدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما گر رفپیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما نقش سایه دگر نمی دان نور سایه دگر نمخیرهما If I hear anything else, I'll let you know...

eheee,there is no big deal in it,afterall na all work and no play makes jack a dull boy,they were only playing hide and seek

All these years we have been looking for the value of X, and someone was about to FIND X under the bed only to be busted by the busybody mother. now we have to keep looking for X

The teacher was only trying to teach her "angles of elevation and depression."

ℓ☺ℓ...
This is not mathematics again oo
It is now bedmatics

Ghen ghen, dats freaking awesome

He is a bedmatics teacher not maths teacher. These British girls too like maths teachers o. The last time a girl absconded with her maths teacher.

Not surprising because after all mathematics is very much like s3x .....
You SUBTRACT your clothes
You ADD to the bed
You DIVIDE your legs
And then proceed to MULTIPLY!

Am a maths teacher & i do visit my students both male & female as to encorage them on d subject,bt i wil never enter their bedroom,dat wil create bad impression,like this one

But, y d girl sef go hide her textbook under her bed?

dmcdad:
What do you mean the mother went to make it a differetial? Have you forgotten that there is always a constant in integrating indefinite integrals? That constant happens to be the mother. Don't you think so?

Hey, fella. We are all here 2hav a good tym, so i suggest we all 4gerabout d technicalities of marrimatics n njoy d flow of d show! I get ur drift tho.

niyoni: Hey, fella. We are all here 2hav a good tym, so i suggest we all 4gerabout d technicalities of marrimatics n njoy d flow of d show! I get ur drift tho.

No hard feelings bruv... Just tryna keep it rolling.

Before we all starting heaping abuse on the teacher.

Some of these wahala can happen to any unguarded man


I remember way back when, before landing a serious Job, I was taking some computer lectures at Ikorodu area in lag.

After classes on a particular, I went into one of the classrooms to revise some lecture notes only to look up and see one of the students coming towards me. She was a beautiful girl who had just finished secondary.

She then sat right beside me and said she had been doing some reading and just wanted to clarify some 'terms' that she had just encountered.
She said what does it mean to CONSUMATE. . . . .and there was this mocking, teasing, mischevious smile on her face.
I took one look at her and started sweating, oh boy I no be english teacher, one spirit said - invite her to your place and explain things 'properly' to her, but my mamas prayers over my head took control and I just stammered ....I, ah I dddon't know.
She just sat there with me for like 5 more mins and when she saw I didn't make any other move, excused herself and left.

Oh boy, it was my close shave.

but one evil spirit still plays with my head calling it an opportunity missed . . . . .I am still binding it

Tinkybabe: Teacher: for you to excel in your GCSEs..you have to be conversant with integration
Girl:I don't understand
Teacher:ok eg integrate 2x= X²
Practical example, you and I naked =2X..integration is like fusion so we coming together and pressing our bodies against eachother would make it X²


The teacher was only giving a practical example to aid fast assimilation.

Don't worry teacher,enjoy your 2yrs imprisonment, you can teach some of the inmates integration .silly man!

Rugged and Brutal gays in jail will teach his ar.se hole second order differential equation.

right from my primary school I fear maths teachers like masquerades
Most of them are badt, u know what I mean
They like to pay special attention to the girls

Take the. girl. =x
". ". Mother=y
". ". Police. =z
". ". Teacher=xy
1. If it takes mother 10mins to find teacher, how many mins will it take police to arrive(20marks)
2. If xy=35 and x=16, what is y(20marks)
3. What formula did the mother use in finding xy(20marks)
4.What was the reaction of the x, using almighty formula(20marks)
5. What was xy doing under the bed(20marks)

Show all working. 1:20 mins
Goodluck.

Exponental: The teacher was looking for d value of "x".

And I guess he found it.

meetmuyiwa: [size=14pt]All these years we have been looking for the value of X, and someone was about to FIND X under the bed only to be busted by the busybody mother. now we have to keep looking for X[/size]

LOOOOOOL!

LOOKS LIKE X HAS JUST ESCAPED OUR GRIP AND IS ACCELERATING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT TO AN INFINITESSIMAL POINT IN SPACE!

GIRL: oh my gosh!!
TEACHER: what is it?*as he climbs dwn 4rm d gal*
GIRL: my mum is bak,wat are we goin 2 do nw?
TEACHER: bt u told me ur mum wont b comin home ds time?
GIRL: Oh NO! Quickly, hide in d bathrum.
TEACHER: Let me hide unda d bed......

tdbanks:
And I guess he found it.

No he didn't! D goddamn equation is yet to be solved. No tnks to mummy n scotland yard, or is it d british metropolitan?

the teacher was only trying to decompose the equation using partial fraction(teacher/teenage) before integrating. But if u use the almighty formula to find X, u'll know if really the teacher and the teen actually integrated. Note; if X>>1, we know na and if X<<0, it wont b too bad

passnownow:



http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/5040613/Mum-nabs-teacher-under-her-girls-bed.html
https://www.passnownow.com/?p=posts&id=3400

never a dull moment here