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chai...what a terriale news.

mixing concrete.

where are the vaseline guys at?

that's how it starts.
Y'all will soon know that GEJ is the best.
I go just dey my parlour dey watch GMB 4rm my big flat screen.

1) Dont come-up with 36-point
agenda.Just give us
Light and security. Odas will fall
in place
2) Reduce the costs for data
bundles
3) Make Fashola a minister with 2
portfolios. He can handle it.
4) Baba, the number of fish in
each tin of Titus
sardine
used to be 8 in 1999. Please do
something about
it.
5) shut all borders. Our jail
candidates must not
be
allowed to escape to Cotonou.
6) Don't Use 1billion Naira to
Eat..No Be Food We
Say
Make You Go Chop!
7) Please arrest that lady that
says your call credit
is
low please recharge!
stop jumbo salary 4 d
politicians & pay dem lik
civil
servant 2discourage rogues from
our polity don't
use
all our money to buy shoes..use
ur old military
boots if
necessary
9) padlock Patience Jonathan's
mouth like Trojan
horse. She speaks bad English
10) let there be electricity, we
don't want to be
hugging
transformers
11) we want NTA to be clear like
CNN, BBC, Al jazeera
and so on.

well, ur friend is a good man sha.
If na me...heaven and earth go shake that day wey i caught the man. After i don panel beat her and d lover finish, then na parking tinz.
He should forgive her and send her parking.

alberto2k:
thanks brother

Care for some ?

u mind if i grab 1 joint and bake with u?

thats how we roll.

EggovinMma:
Oba please there is no need for thus threat!
Igbos don't feel threatened, that's why we are called Isi Aki (strong head)
If we decide to vote jimi agbaje, it's our choice and not yours, remember you need the revenue that is heavily taxed on us as well . Remember that all the containers of goods that comes in, your children partake on its offloading and gets wages for it!HELL! Sometimes rival gangs fight over this.When two elephant fights, the ground suffers. As an oba, you can only plead and influence our votes by speaking to market chairmen. but do not threaten, because truly, the igbos dont give a flying fucck about you! You don't put food on their table, you don't clothe them, you don't give them business ideas, you don't even struggle with them, rather you eat from the proceeds that comes from their hardwork!




May you live long!

i luff diz.




May he live long sha.

see authority via insult oo.
I mean, who gives a rat sh1t about what he thinks!!
why igbos nah?
We don suffer a lot shaa.
We go work while baboon go dey chop.
E go surely end one day.

CaptPlanet:
Ingrate? Argue? Lol
Bros, nothing concern me and ur 6 babies o....
Just enjoy your life, na u get am. No time for argument.

i'm sorry 4 callin u that, i just hate it when a nigga is being dumb.

Spidermon:
This light is greener than the Nigerian flag. Is it until she stands over your head and places her phussie fluids in your eyes like eye drops before you wake up?

Leave whatever you are doing now and go and straff that girl !!!

tellem bro.

OkikiOluwa1:
you are not smart enough...
You suppose dey think of how to get condom, instead, you ran away...
Last Bullet
The gal fit no open abuna for you again if a sharper guy don help her komot her conji

brotherly, d guy 2 dull i swear.

hahahahahaha(evilish laugh).
Guy, next time u'll go there, just sharpen ur dick wella.
no dull oo, be romantic, read her body language, touch her...if she gives u the green light...then mess her till she cums.
#btw, na me type diz?

CaptPlanet:
So make I give u Grammy cos u have 6 sweet babies....No go find girlfriend. dey decieve yourself

well, i've got no time to argue with an ingrate.

ahh ahnn, see as this simple thing wan scatter my brain as i dey booze and smoke weed.
Abeg make i smoke finish first...who born u sef?

*why do my dick nod when u're around me?


Anyway, @op, u mean i should ask my gals all these questions

CaptPlanet:
It pisses me off when I see people say because their relationship didn't work, they can't/ will no longer find love.
My friend, quit sulking and get yourself another girl.

There are a million and one girls out there looking for u.

son of b1tch, i got 6 sweet babes...but i dnt have true love 4 any of dem. #Udigg?

refreshrate:
Guy your first line? You dey stammer ni?

whatever u think dude.

Lala247:
Wetin the girl do u

she she ssshe sh did the unexplainable.
To cut it so short,In my 3rd year, i fell in love with this beautiful babe, because of her i got rid of womanizing cuz i'm in love.
We were really in love, i mean mad love.
In my 2nd semester 4th yr, i was abt goin 4 my I.T, i told her its gonna be 6 months.
To my surprise, i returned 4rm my I.T for my finals to discover she married another guy...she was lying to me all those time i was in away.
U see, i cant find love again for any gal...although i got myself plenty of gals couple of weeks ago out of anger.

omooba969:
Well Lala247 will confirm dat wen we complete d project

what sort of project?

A heartless biatch!!

omooba969:
Badt guy

u're the baddest.

unbelievable, this topic got my dick stiff and nodding like an agama lizard.
I think i need a hot LAP dance.

this APC fans behaves exactly like chelsea fans, always making foolish assumptions...fish brain here and there.
For y'all yelling that buhari is ur personal saviour, i just pity ur sorry asses.
Mega stations have been sellin' kerosene @50 naira for a long time now.
Stewpid ingrates!!

indomie generation knows about this...i rather use bobo drink/viju milk generation.
:/

Badguytinz:
Phucking, because it shows I love her

fvcking is a sign of true love.
U're in love.

hot romance that leads to falken, weed smoking. She'll wrap up to 24 joints, and we get high all day and sleep while having sweet dream.

i'm here to read comments of some olodos wey full nairaland.

funlord:
@wtfcode u no well! Goons don blaze around the globe oh! Na wetin I cum discover be dat! Put ya lighters up if u feel me! Lol

i feel u bruv.

why would a guy think of marrying such a lady at the first place?

next time buy phones in first hand or brand new,not so called london use.
Av been making use of my 'htc one s' for the past 2 years and 8 months now and it's still strong and clean.
My next phone will be htc m9(brand new)
i've got to save and i'm hustling,heard its up to 132k.