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guy u fvck up big time.
Use ur brain in everything u do...

Ausra:
Today is my birthday and I just turned 24hrs
And it's not by my power but by the grace of the Almighty today I'm very happy and for that I want to thank the Almighty for my live and show my appreciation by sending free data to all my fellow nairalanders at least you can make free calls and browse with it and may the Almighty bless the owner of this site and also bless Nigerians I like Nigerians and I'm happy to live among the Nigerian people

You can reach me on whatsapp and wish me happy birthday and I will send you a free data
08051599580

Everyone is welcome
Love ya'll

HBD...wishin u longer life n prosperity.
Unfortunately swthrt, my whatsapp got expired 4 days ago, so i'll appreciate if u gonna sms it to me through this number...08065467676. Mtn or glo cheat is ok.
Thank you.

EroticAngelina:
sorry to be so negative, but I can't help but notice how this woman does whatever buhari says, even if its nt good. she's like his robot.
where was she in 2011? why did buhari bring her out now(2015)? he doesn't know that her kind heart ness, beauty, brain and manner was part of what helped him win this election behind every successful man, there's a woman! if there's one thing he should learn from gej, its supporting women. we are in 2015, not 1989! women are human beings and should be respected. any man who does not respect women will never get my respect!
one, more thing... the office of the first lady is in our constitution Mr buhari, don't start ruining dis opportunity bfor they swear u in on may. I just pity ur wife. if I were her, I would av divorced u a decade ago.
#NoTime4Rubbish

hmm...u sound like u had beef with ur boyfriend.
Just Calm down young lady.

funlord:
Good Weed makes u more brilliant, yur awareness gets sharper, it makes food tastier, yur music sounds clearer, your alcohol gets u higher, sex feels better? What's not to like? Fire up baby!

hold on player, u stole that from ma lips.

MrIncrediible:
It feel GREAT when you're clouding joint with your friends

i dey tellz u bro

Booyakasha:
Speak good english please?

swear on ur life that u don't understand my comment.
I get it, u wanna start a conversation,right?
Nah, u ain't gettin' that mate.

kush/weed is good, always good.
If u gonna have it the first time, make sure u aint hungry, and then start with just a joint/pipe*i mean 1 rolled up weed*
it'll make u feel like being happy, and then sleepy. don't smoke alone on ur first time...make sure u eat well cuz its gon' make u hungry any time u smoke it.
For me,i smoke it occasionally...with water.
It feels good when u burn down alotta joints with ur friends that smoke it.

u wan share any free cheat?

are u lost?
How do this even relate to romance?
And wetin u wan carry that kind thread do?

kekakuz:
[size=20pt] to the foreign media,there is no news in Nigeria except death hunger disaster famine bloodshed voodoo evil crying sadness explosions flood thunderstorms pains more pains gunshot kidnapping accident unclothedness corruption stabbing piercing assassination ambush forceful takeover invation prostitution rape trafficking child marriage acid bath murder manslaughter doom implosion demolition encroachment arson 419 scammers Ebola HIV quake doctors abortion diabetes he art attack bleeding suicide blunder purging animal worship unripe fruit drugs snakebite robbers thief's wickedness heartlessness thoughtlessness aimlessness brainlessness broke borrowing mosquitoes piracy almanjiri fake prophets broken homes broken English broken homes broken bones poor banking services
spoilt things







OK am done now[/size]

dude,u've been through alotta $h¡t in this ur life.

i mean,who gives a cuck shyt about this...northerners were born to live that way.

*make i go buy popcorn first*

dude u aint serious

hmm...call it Godwin.

what is this fvcktard saying

hahahahaha...stewpid people with stewpid comments

geezus, these people are soooo stewpid...unfuckingly believable!

only catholics do that.
And it's superstitious cuz it's not in the bible.

wtf....hahahahahahahahahahahaha...is this really true.

he could've been the best president nigerians had.
He associated himself with the wrong people. Foes here and there.
He's the leader nigeria wants.
GOD bless him.
GOD bless also our next president.

nawaoo, barb am nah.
Thank God i'ma nigguh.
*sighs*

i'll just tell him to stop, and get my baby back.

i talk am,b4 i clicked this post.
yoruba at it again!!
Sane and insane dey rape.
One day una go rape animal and inanimate object.

for 3 days?!?!, how come i no knw since?
**storms out to buy vega 100 and condoms**

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sweet spermatozoa.

females do alotta sh!t just to get laid.
Last week, this gal next door came to my room,that she wanna charge her BB,that her extension socket got burnt.
I didn't know pants and bra can be designed with net-like cloth. She just badged into my room just like that!
I was like, young lady,u aint here to charge phone, come to papa...she knows my 9 inch black bulldog is always strapped.
Well, i'm gonna miss school life soon cuz i'm in my final yr.

Okeikpu:
From civilian ru le to military rule... ds Yorubas r one kind use less set of pple.... A man that r supposed to be dead longtime ago is now Afrikan new leader... Pls prophet Buhari. call ur namas in oda n stop ds non sense u started (¬_(¬_¬)

yorubas are people been blown by the wind, dem no stand for one place.
They are born hypocrites.
It's in their fvcking blood!

Nichobabe:
I share your passion but remember that it will be the people of Niger delta that will die. Are you ready to sacrifice your people to make the country ungovernable for Buhari? Boko haram are killing their people in the north.

Please don't reduce your people's population foolishly.

ofcourse u knw that the militants aint foolish to kill their people,unlike the boko boys that...

na him get bokoharam nah...if he tells them to stop,ofcourse they'll listen to their master.

SirShymexx:
Wagwan bredrin? Wahh ya say?

The power of bludclart pum right there - that ish can make/break/kill a nyggah. Swinging 'em nuts (pause) till both the nuts (pause) and the owner afi swing to heaven.

God bless the dead.

LOL...wtf are u sayin'?

another brother gone.
R.I.P