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Jaypea98:
You sound pained
You sound hurt
You sound uneducated
You sound like a dunce
Please before you quote me go through that piece of thrash you put up
....joker

meeehn, u're a sadist.

and buhari said he aint corrupt.
**faints**

oppybouy:
broke niggaz be like

foolish niggaz be like

the very fvcking thing i'll read all night.
Op, why evils?

since when did the olodo became john legend?
Op no provoke me o

MizTyna:
Do you marry everybody you date? What if you dont wanna take that step at the moment?

if so, u should let him know along the line the kinda friendship u want 4rm him,atleast to avoid future heartbreaks.

MizTyna:
If i dont like him enough,i'll say yes for him to save face but I'm breaking up once we're alone

why would u date him in the first place?

NwaNimo1:
Use a condom when your screwing your mistress - simple

na in sure pass o.

na wa oo, so make we go back to vaseline and soap abi??
Why i come read diz sef?

burticious:
not waste of money for whoever got class ....poor nigga can't use it ..shikenAh !

not that i cant afford it oo.
If i have 30 arms, and i like the watch,then i'd probably get it on all of my arms.
I can afford it as many as possible,but it's useless to me cuz there's nothing special about it.

Curiousmind:
Just be patient

about what?

waste of money

the fvcking thing i'll read all day.

SA economy is now at risk.
Please let's join hands together
and fvck them idi0ts up!!!
The northerners that like violence
won't start burning down things
now o! If it was Igbos that
fvcked up, we for don know
how far them for don burn our
properties! There are MTN and
Multichoice offices here and there,
make una burn some naa... ndi
mgbu, ndi sai Buhari!
Kings and leaders should learn to
think before they talk!
People listen to you, people do
what you ask, once in the
position of power, use your
head!
Yoruba leaders should take note,
they might be next!
Soo many of their leader think
thru their anus!
Femi Kayode, Fashola and their
Oba Included!

9ja will never learn, until it kills majority of us.

others(htc,samsung,nexus) are improving while tecno are going back to time.
Poor battery,poor camera,lacking a lot of things.

that number 8 shaa.

Rose2014:
Nobody forced him to make those promises. Desperation for power did

Relaxing with popcorn patiently waiting for

1$1 to equal N1
2.World oil price stabilized
3. 25 million youths receiving 5K bank alert monthly

popcorn this early morning!

mad man: bros oo,i need galaxy s6,how much is it?
Guy: ok...na 150k.
Mad man: u fit borrow me 150k,then later i go pay u.
Guy: u dey madt ni?
Mad man: abi u dey blind?

cool for the player and uncool for the p.i.m.p.
U just have to blame the bumbling idi0t that was snatched away.

u don't wanna mess with that family.
Or else, u'll end up sweeping ur teeth on the floor.

maybe because it was meant to be like that, it's not even gonna kill u.

guilty of number 8...i never stop staring a wonderful looking asses

hahahahaha, look at this bastards head.
*Rotflmao*
thats why he went so bad...Beware of Obj's tyranny

wristwatch:
Ireneony Can u see an example?

Bros chai u Bleep up oh. Why u know ask 4 her number? Abi she no fine? Don't dull again next time. Such opportunity is rare.

i Bleep up ah swear

btw @op...wetin u come dey do for refuse dump? U don madt ni?

**chanting**
that's the way we like it

geezuz!!
**Hits my head real hard at the wall**
damn, a gal paid 4 my t-fare yesterday...we were conversing with each other in a bus, we made each other laugh as we discuss abt the society.
Although,she was showing me some possible signs dat she wants me,like glaring helplessly into my eyes,smiling, forming ajebutter, taps me most times as we discuss during an argument.
Then she paid 4 my T-fare when we alighted at a bus stop, like don't bother dear.

**how could i 4k up like this nah**
was i blind folded?

iPrevail:
Pay for T-fare? ...sounds like some reverse roles kinda shii

All correct except abovementioned.

are u high on weed when u typed this?

rokiatu:
Anyways I will start seem like nobody wants to start

1 best poster male : Roland4lif he's always on point. Very intelligent fellow with good manners. I have loads of respect for him.

2 best poster female: mrschima

2 best thread creator: Tosyne2much

3 favourite nairalander. A tie between Lala247 and Creamish andyanders.

4 finest dp: nobody..today I will see a fine dp tomorrow I will see one that's even finer.


5 best smile: Erm that chick dimples

6 most annoying: everybody on romance section at some point. Lol


7 sexiest lips: Nneka123

8 best dressed female: man most of Erm females here ain't stylish....oooh yes Missy b that chick is so chic.

9 best dressed male: drezy or whatever his name his

10 Most creative: lmao most creative on this section? Are you kidding me? Hahahhaha

11 adventurous: da fuq how do I know that?


12 best eyes: no one eyes have captivated me.


13 always online: man I don't know I don't follow people around.


14 best personality: Lala247 I can see myself been friends with her in real life, the girl too do..p..e


15 best figure: I really wanted to be modest and say somebody else but that is absolutely me.


16 greatest poser: check omolala1 profile the way she bend her legs sef enh hahahahaha


17 sexiest voice: Lala247


18 funniest: still mr cork


19 best swagg: I haven't seen any.


20 hot n sexiest: perry2020 n Lala247 are two hawtt chicks


21 most handsome kwonder


22 gorgeous: marieolae


23 very crazy: KingTom he's funny crazy lol

24 very reserved: Creamish...she keeps a very low profile.

u don talk ur mind shaa.
Next time, add "best dick" with my name as the winner to the list.
Dug?