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Romance › Re: Some Sex Drive Killers. by wtfCode: 1:50pm On Mar 31, 2015
rokiatu:
Stop fu..cking with dirty and careless girls. tongue
i don't fvck dirty and careless gals...that chic looked clean and sexy,buh when i entered her canoe, tha whole room changed
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Am The Most HANDSOME. And I Love My Black Skin:* by wtfCode: 2:59am On Mar 31, 2015
i no see anything for that pic.
Romance › Re: Some Sex Drive Killers. by wtfCode: 2:51am On Mar 31, 2015
stinkin' p*ssies can hurt.
Some smells like something died inside there.
Romance › Re: Guys See What Nigerian Ladies Prefer...online Romance Is No Longer The Deal by wtfCode: 2:30am On Mar 31, 2015
true.
Romance › Re: Na Wa O!!....meet The Grand Mothers Who Watch Porn And Sleep With Men(photos) by wtfCode: 1:46am On Mar 31, 2015
whaaaat the fuuuuccck!!
**i'm gonna throw up**
Politics › Re: Jega To Announce Presidential Election Results: Part 2 by wtfCode: 8:51pm On Mar 30, 2015
Krasid:
Grabs popcorn.
is that ur dinner?
Phones › Re: Best Phone Camera According To Latest Research by wtfCode: 9:11pm On Mar 29, 2015
android is the best OS and htc is the leader.
Looking forward to get the One m9 *grins*
Romance › Re: Gay And Depressed. by wtfCode: 10:36am On Mar 29, 2015
NoContract:
[size=13pt]You're reta.rded. This is 2015, not 1400.[/size]
tellem bro...i wonder where he learned to talk sh!t.
Romance › Re: Gay And Depressed. by wtfCode: 10:32am On Mar 29, 2015
missclasssy:
Wrong presumption....

Why don't you mingle more with members of your sex and see if you will become gay undecided
uhhm, i'm just suggesting,i aint gay psychiatric or whatever.
U tellin' me i should try and mingle with the same sex bah?, had it been i know u in real life, i'll make sure my dick head chokes in ur throat. My 9 inch+ cock was designated for a wet-meaty tunnel...udugg?
Romance › Re: Gay And Depressed. by wtfCode: 10:15am On Mar 29, 2015
just mingle more with women,fantasize yourself doing it with the ladies(watch porn if possible) and believe me, once u had sex with a lady(especially the ones that wants to get intimate with u), that spirit of gay will leave u...now is the time,the time that u're willing to change.
Politics › Re: INEC Okays Manual Accreditation Due To Issues With Card Reader by wtfCode: 5:07pm On Mar 28, 2015
finally, i've casted my vote for the right man(GEJ).
*SIGHS*
Dude deserves a 2nd chance u know.
Although i fried my ass under the sun in a world record breaking queue.
There was no violence, everyone's busy voting for Goodluck shaa.
All thanks to God.
Romance › Re: PHOTO: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend At Polling Unit #nigeriadecides2015 by wtfCode: 4:44pm On Mar 28, 2015
awww...GEJ is really gonna win.
Alotta good things are happening today...i got myself a gorgeous hot chic today at the polling booth*shines teeth*
Romance › Re: Top 10 Nigerian Universities With The Hottest Babes by wtfCode: 4:36pm On Mar 28, 2015
SaiBuharii:
J
j - joblessness.
na tomorrow u go change this ur username.
Jokes Etc › Re: A Nairalander Goes Shirtless And Show Off His Six Packs In His Bathroom (pic ) by wtfCode: 10:08pm On Mar 27, 2015
hahahahaha, aboki.
Foolish one.
Romance › Re: 10 Categories Of Female Virgins by wtfCode: 11:11am On Mar 27, 2015
make i catch any hypocrite.
Politics › Re: Check Out This APC Plane *jirgin Chanji* by wtfCode: 10:41am On Mar 27, 2015
that pic got me rollin' on the floor laughing.
Change huh?
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha...somebody help b4 i go mad...hahahahahahaha...
Politics › Re: Buhari’s Last Message To Nigerians Before Election Day (Full Text) by wtfCode: 9:22pm On Mar 26, 2015
even for the 'ebele' wey i get 4 this old tyrant as he aspires to be the 'azikiwe' of this nation by winning 'jonathan', i still wish him 'goodluck' shaa.
GEj till 2019.
Romance › Re: How Do You Feel When A Lady Who's Not Your Girlfriend Sees Your Joystick ? by wtfCode: 10:05am On Mar 26, 2015
chimerase2:
Shyness?
I intentionally flash ma mins3 wen its semi erect so dat ma sweet nebo would see it grin
She will just be staring at it like sterling of liverpool grin
same here mehn.
I intentionally do that on my black tight boxer short when discussing with this big butt lady next door,she'll be occasionally taking glimpse of my dick nd abs.
I love to torment her,not that i wanna Bleep her
Fashion › Re: Do You Think This Is Pure Wickedness? by wtfCode: 9:45am On Mar 26, 2015
marieolae:
They will shout 'pure wickedness'
'Team natural'
Yet the kind of girls they're attracted to physically..
I shall say no more
*sips tea*
angry u know...u've made enough noise on this forum.
*pulls down boxer*
*wears condom*
Music/Radio › Re: What Song Reminds You Of That One Person You Love? by wtfCode: 9:23am On Mar 26, 2015
olatricia:
I see love in the air on this page. Why do true love ve to be broken at some point?
i don't know why...i'm gonna blame it on the devil.
He hates true love,so he's gonna fight real hard to break it off.
It's almost 5 months now that she left me and i havn't find that love again. I find it hard to even go into a relationship with another gal, it's funny right?
Fashion › Re: The N1billion Wrist Watch Causing Uproar Online (pic) by wtfCode: 9:12am On Mar 26, 2015
softapple:
N what d Bleep is okpo? answa me or else na ban till nxt century d mod go land lyk slap 4 urself.
lolz, ask any igbo.
U are a sheer okpo bro.
Music/Radio › Re: What Song Reminds You Of That One Person You Love? by wtfCode: 8:56am On Mar 26, 2015
banky222:
Honestly I miss u faith. I wonder why you left me after all d promises we made to each other... I will be your hero baby, I will stand by you forever. ... All just end like that. Doing. Fine shall. I don't want you back
hehehe
Music/Radio › Re: What Song Reminds You Of That One Person You Love? by wtfCode: 8:54am On Mar 26, 2015
davido-aye...damn,that song gives me a slight heart attack, cuz it explains her.
Although, we aint no more, buh that song still reminds me about her.
Fashion › Re: The N1billion Wrist Watch Causing Uproar Online (pic) by wtfCode: 8:46am On Mar 26, 2015
softapple:
me buying a watch worth 3 billion naira 4 myself does nt stops me 4rm spreading d gospel or helping d needy. it simply means i hav more dan enough.
okpo talking.
Fashion › Re: The N1billion Wrist Watch Causing Uproar Online (pic) by wtfCode: 8:44am On Mar 26, 2015
unless it can tell future*time travelling*
Romance › Re: Wetin My Eye See Today (ladies Is This Real) by wtfCode: 10:13pm On Mar 25, 2015
Sharksblow:
guys don't worry. just make sure you release inside And do a second round immediately, foul yansh go blow open.
Na paa, poo, paa u go dey hear if she is very used
rotfl...oh hell nooo.
Romance › Re: Wetin My Eye See Today (ladies Is This Real) by wtfCode: 10:08pm On Mar 25, 2015
dem no fit decieve me 4 diz 1, if there's no gate(hymen) for me to knock off b4 entering and also the toto must dey tighter than my grand mothers toto.
If she like make she bleed 5 pints of blood 4rm her coven, i go reason am as infection and she no get 2 of the above quality, na machete i go use pursue her away.
Sports › Re: Full Time: Nigeria Vs Uganda (0-1) by wtfCode: 9:45pm On Mar 25, 2015
nawaoo 4 diz super eagles o. Thank God say i no watch am cuz they might give me a heart attack.
Ordinary uganda,cheeeiii.
B4 the match, dey don carry mouth win am.
Stewpeed players.
Romance › Re: When Did We Become So Tolerant Of The Other Woman? by wtfCode: 7:30pm On Mar 25, 2015
i don't knw what to comment ,maybe i'm too high to grab it.
so i should probably go back to the front page.
*smoking the 3rd joint*
Health › Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by wtfCode: 9:16am On Mar 25, 2015
all hail his royal wankness.
Try get yourself a gal b4 u tear ur d!ck apart, mate
Politics › Re: No Vehicle Will Move Between These Hours On Election Days – IG by wtfCode: 9:00pm On Mar 24, 2015
on that very day, i'll just sit back at home, booze off and smoke alotta joints with my homies.
I don't give a seuns shit about who's gonna win.
I'm adaptable to any situation this nation brings tomorrow.

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