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Op u Wuked.... My mind been cut b4 haahahahahhhaahhah ice water abeg

Am nt here to castigate but I think we Nigerians have dis I dnt care attitude towards our biz, I know no one is bigger than any form of attack but if we should deep reason we wil find out that som level of carelessness was displayed in dis issue, resulting to all dis, even me at my small level, my fone my laptop and my external storage, I hav a daily back up plan, I know I will always come bak 2 use my stuff, so I back my fone up 2 my system, bak my laptop up to my external storage, so Suen, abeg make dis kind tin no repeat itself again, ones beating ......

OBJ is a curse 2 Nigeria, he can only decieve the gullible youth who ve got no sence of history, the most corrupt, fetish, evil ex President

eGuerrilla: The forces of darkness are committed to enthroning a breakdown of law and order in Rivers state.



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Mr man we are not blind here o.. Is this som kind of a joke or somtin? Everybody is a news vendor now, besides dat man in ur pics is not Joseph mbu ok? F.o.ol

And this will not be done by even Nigerians, it will be carried out by the people dat predicted the disintegration of Naija come 2015, but it shall not stand neither shall it com 2 pass, no hair will drop outa his head n dat of his family in Jesus name

Dis one na God e dey serve abi juju

Happy new year Friends.....

And u didn't include d billboard Governor, Gov babangida of niger state na wa .... Close dis thrend abeg

OBJ is now on a ledge, dnt like watching season films bt I think I like this one

Tot I was d only one that noticed it, so disgustin 2 see some ladies revealing there old boxed tv shape, n even if u ve got d best shape on earth must u show the world how useless u want it 2 be??

safarigirl: I understand your state of impoverishment can influence your words. Apologies and Merry Xmas

Wishin u a Go n DIE xmas for sayin dat 2 my Pres

safarigirl: Merry Xmas Mr. President. As you settle down with the Shepopotamus to eat #30 million Xmas food, remember the poor and hungry, those who settle for jollof rice with dry fish cuz they couldn't afford chicken. Remember those who are spending xmas in hospitals, and pay NMA their dues so that those people don't die for lack of health care before the end of the year. Merry Christmas Nigeria

Even if we hav GOD himself as the President Of Nigeria People like u wil still be poor n needy Christmas Goat

ado ok: i wish this is your last xmas as nigerian president.get it right we are hungry and tired, coupled with insecurity

I pray that this Christmas should be ur last Christmas as a fool a slowpoke and an slowpoke, u will recover before d next one In Jesus name Amen

nijanigga: Myopic mind at work. Let us ask how many Nigerians are living below $2/day, answer is over 70%. How much crude oil is stolen/per ? Answer about $10B worth /year. How many has boko haram killed and maimed since GEJ became president? Answer thousands and still counting.
Where did Asari dokubo got money to built private university in Benin republic? Answer please help me ask GEJ

1.dollar per day and people are still building houses, buying cars, changing dresses, traveling for Christmas, Guy Hatred is a very big decease just like cancer it eats u up slowly, without proper dialysis u will soon die, b4 2014 wen GEJs achievements will be visible 2 all eyes Start savin part of ur 1.dollar per day so u can help ur Children or family with it wen d hatred n envy finally kills u. FREsH Air !!!

Olamide............ Other rappers be like naija dem no dey reach final... N dey later won d Africans cup of Nation, which artist in d world can make such a Hideous statement in d name of rhythm against his country N he is on ur humility list SMH

fiizznation: I dnt think olamide luks like a humble person• Mehn d way dat guy sings doesn't depict of someone that is humble.. He over rant in mst of his songs.. " Me pu**y eater Me badoo me baddest me blah blah blah" stuffs dat he always spew in his music doesn't come frm a humble person• My own opinion though

Exactly wat I was thinking, out of d abundance of the heart d mouth speaketh... Nt using foreign accent doesn't mean he is humble, so doz artist singing wit foreign accent are proud shey.... Na wa 2 u o OP

Wat has rapping wit ur accent got 2 do wit humility? kai Op

Seun: I get more traffic by catering to supporters of all parties instead of catering only to supporters of one party. Besides, I voted for GEJ in the last election and though I want him to step down for someone less corrupt, I will still vote for GEJ over and over again if GMB is the alternative.

hnmmm Seun write wat u can say o.. Politics is not for babies o... Many of us here dem no know us o... Anonymous na him we be so we can say wateva bt u Every know u o... N even they do know us on ground they won't know we r d one postin comments here or creating topics seun be careful nt 2 mix politics n biz o.... Unless u want 2 sell nairaland then u are free

This should be the handiwork of his political rivals... Hnmm may his soul R.I.P

Destiny Orimidu (Rebirth):
My pastor added me on facebook and i innocently accepted.
2 Mins later his msg came in:.

Pastor: how are you?

Me: I'm fine my daddy.

Pastor: May the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head

Me: (no reply)

Pastor: May the thunder of Blessing strike you and your family.

Me: (no reply)

Pastor: Are you there?

Me: Yes my daddy

Pastor: You should be saying amen to claim the Blessings.

Me: Ok, May over speeding trailer of blessings jam/crush you and your family like a moving train, faster than the speed of light in Jesus name.

Pastor: Thunder fire you

@AMStP..... wûk3Ð.Þ. B-):
Hahhahahahahhahhahha

Destiny Orimidu (Rebirth):
Oboii

@AMStP..... wûk3Ð.Þ. B-):
=)) =D

@AMStP..... wûk3Ð.Þ. B-):
May d lion of blessing devour u In Jesus name

Destiny Orimidu (Rebirth):
Thunder fire uuuuuu

@AMStP..... wûk3Ð.Þ. B-):
Hahahahahahhahahaahahaahah TFU too

Destiny Orimidu (Rebirth):
Ok thunder of greatness fire u

@AMStP..... wûk3Ð.Þ. B-):
May d storm of destiny sweep u into an ocean of greatness in Jesus name

Destiny Orimidu (Rebirth):
=D
Destiny Orimidu (Rebirth):
Na the water of joy go carry u go

Destiny Orimidu (Rebirth):
In jesus name

@AMStP..... wûk3Ð.Þ. B-):
Whale of riches go swallow u

@AMStP..... wûk3Ð.Þ. B-):
Shark of. Success go chop ur leg
In Jesus name

Destiny Orimidu (Rebirth):
Mad boi

@AMStP..... wûk3Ð.Þ. B-):
I get am plenty o... Even anaconda follow sef

Destiny Orimidu (Rebirth):
Lion of wealth go chop off your prick and the gorilla of peace go beat hell out of you u

@AMStP..... wûk3Ð.Þ. B-):
=)) hahahahahhahahah u don kill me o....

Destiny Orimidu (Rebirth):
Oya na

@AMStP..... wûk3Ð.Þ. B-):
Ok anoconda of wealth will catch u roll u and sqeeze poverty out of ur life n swallow u into his belly of riches

Destiny Orimidu (Rebirth):
=D =))

Destiny Orimidu (Rebirth):
Laf don kill me

@AMStP..... wûk3Ð.Þ. B-):
Wuked Prayer points

@AMStP..... wûk3Ð.Þ. B-):
May d bomb of fame bomb n scatter u home n abroad In Jesus name

Destiny Orimidu (Rebirth):
Omo no bi small thing
I beg e don doo

@AMStP..... wûk3Ð.Þ. B-):
Ok one more

Destiny Orimidu (Rebirth):
I beg na

@AMStP..... wûk3Ð.Þ. B-):
Ok ok I be wan use crocodile b4 bt I no do again

Destiny Orimidu (Rebirth):
Yeye
Destiny Orimidu (Rebirth):
Na mike tyson of purity go punch bad words comot for ur mouth

@AMStP..... wûk3Ð.Þ. B-):
Na klinchkov go scatter ur face wit favor
Destiny Orimidu (Rebirth):

Na manipachio God go use scatter your destiny with riches so taaa mayweather go blow ur life with faith

@AMStP..... wûk3Ð.Þ. B-):
Crazy........ Shebi we say make we stop

@AMStP..... wûk3Ð.Þ. B-):
Ok o... Bring it on

Destiny Orimidu (Rebirth):
E don do now

Destiny Orimidu (Rebirth):
Y u wan talk last

@AMStP..... wûk3Ð.Þ. B-):
Ok after dis one

Destiny Orimidu (Rebirth):
=))

Destiny Orimidu (Rebirth):
Wic one na

Destiny Orimidu (Rebirth):
E don dooo

@AMStP..... wûk3Ð.Þ. B-):
Dat plane of failure u entered will crash into pieces wit u in d land of success

Destiny Orimidu (Rebirth):
Na huricane catherina go sweep una house enter canal of prosperity.in jesus name
Destiny Orimidu (Rebirth):
*sweep

@AMStP..... wûk3Ð.Þ. B-):
Ok... shebi my own suppose to be last ok take dis one

@AMStP..... wûk3Ð.Þ. B-):
earthquake of breakthrough go bury u into prosperity in Jesus name

Destiny Orimidu (Rebirth):
Na storm of money go drawn u inside the ocean of greatness

@AMStP..... wûk3Ð.Þ. B-):
Fire of fame will burn u to ashes of greatness

The pope is a comedian, 1st he should ask God to forgive all doz homosexuals mascurading themselves as priest b4 thinkin bout others, catholism is a big joke its all about the pope n Mary ,The Lord Jesus is still an infant child in the eyes of d gullible Catholics..... May God forgive u pope n d rest of ur blind Mary worshipers..

Neduzze5: Bless me father for I have sinned

Here are the lists of my sins:

https://www.nairaland.com/1228984/new-dawn

Nairaland o.... Una no go keee person

Neduzze5: Bless me father for I have sinned

Here are the lists of my sins:

https://www.nairaland.com/1228984/new-dawn

Nairaland o.... Una no go keee person

Emir Chinda With him Mosquito net for head

They should bring more Mace to the Chambers atlist each legistlator with his own for self defence incase of anytin or better still glu or weld the mace to the stand... Or FRSC should supply some helmets for use in the Chambers, just an advice

ARe We supposed to expect tinubu to say Otherwise? Tinubu just tank ur God u are nt a close friend to GEJ if nt he would hav taking u to China wit him n then the Chinese people for done fry u serve there Presido aspa Big Frog

On a Monday like this some Jobless people are planning a protest, Because of somtin happening in Rivers state some Jobless Abokis are coming from far north to come n protest in Abuja..

This guys are busy exposing themselves day in n out, living the major n exalting the minor, the boko haram menace in ur states is worth a nation wide protest yet u left that to protest against GEJ, no wonder som1 said the Northerners REason With there Knees, before it gets to there Head they ve already taking action n regreting same.

What for nau So the North hav seen a possible subtittle to there own problems now abi!, they ve abandoned there states to protest on behalf of rivers state hnmm i dey laf o...., its obvious that the North are using Ameachi against GEJ n they a relaxed enjoying the whole saga, Ameachi remember once u are nt a Muslim u dnt mean sh***t to them if they are through wit u they will Okadigbo u!!!

boko haram will see a gud oppurtunity to attack n nt be suspected

bashy_demy: Better craze dey worry you head mumu omo ale jati jati, When Okar name GEJ to be mastermind behind oct 1 bombing just to get some yeye sympathy. Why wont he be behind this in other to tarnish ameachi image you just here yarning nonsense ewu

Son of a MaD woman, amu nnagi shi kwe, if people as Crazy as Chidi are law makers in d state assembly i wont be surprised to here people from Yaba left talking about politics, u dnt deserve som further explanations i would hav bt u low capacity brain (200kb) wont process it well, am entitled to my oppinion n if u aint down wit dat, go continue ur assignment.... Fetching water wit a Basket anun mpama,

My Main suspects are the APC members, a Pro Ameachi will never do dis neither anti Ameachi, A.P.C n co. are just enjoying dis whole tin, so to add to the drama i tink Bombing somwhere might just add fuel to d fire and create more confusion between Gej N Ameachi, so to say GEJ is behind the bombings,

The only way they can make me believe Gej is part of the Bombing is when they bring evidence linking Gej to Al quida abi naa wetin sef.... Muslims are in charge of the Bombings no one can take that position away from them world wide

Kai its nt any midnight o... It has already started, just placed a call to my babe now n i tot as usual we r goin to stay long talking bt nt up to 6mints almost 200 don waka Thank God the tin Cut dat was why i knew about it, NCC is nt gud o... Haba politics inside telecom again Una Dey Madt Abiiiii

T.B Joshua is now the world most famous Pastor n Faith Healer according to TIMEs Magazine bla bla bla acording to forbes, its amazing

Its a shame we dnt hav Bible students in Nairaland we only hav gullible People here who are been blinded n can neva see d light

He has become a friend to the Elite nt because he is tryna convert them bt to show the world that they believe in him, a Friend of the world n its leaders who are aagents of the devil there master is An Enemy of God, T.B joshua has nt done half of wat the Antichrist is goin to do yet he is getting worship, now i know the Word of God is Complete

Al mustapha was wit him nt cos he recognise the power in Jesus he went there to see his friend, can T.B J , boldly preach d gospel to Al mustapha Dis man is always fixing himself in anytin dat will make him more famous, n dats why he got into the football prediction stuff too,
If Our Lord Jesus was as friendly to the world n beeing giving awards for Performing miracles then he wouldnt hav been crucified cos the world wont even allow it,
T.B Joshua is An Agent of the Devil beeing forced upon us by the rulers of this world,
Soon T.B joshua will introduce a man he will claim greater than him N that man will be the AntiChrist n he will be worshiped, T.B joshua is an Enemy of God a Friend Of the world leaders... Who everyone knows hw occultic they are, T.B J is the worst thing to eva happen to Africa, dozs who hav collected his gifts in one way or the other be ready to pay wit ur blood soon, JESUS IS LORD

What? Naija o....... blame Gej for this plssss