₦airaland Forum

dipopooo:
The issue of Bsc & HND is settled. For gudness sake Bsc is d baba. E easy to go university? Ogbeni, stop complaining go obtain DE form.

And you be opening your mouth spitting rubbish as if na first class you carry comot for sch!

Quote me and burn your cert with your own hands

Sasuwa:
Thanj god, it is pastor and not a padre or rev. Proudly catholic!

Na so una dey start ooo

slapandfall:
My heart is filled with joy.

Don't know were to start from.
We Nairalanders especially know what it is to get a CAREER job these days.

After years of thinking, wishing and hoping, I got a job about 4months ago in lagos.

I happily relocated from warri to Lagos in order to start the job.

Sadly, not upto 4 months, I lost the job for strange reasons I just could not understand. The HR started giving me motivational talks that "not that i'm not capable but they have reasons to reduce staff strength... bla bla bla".

It was a fair enough job and I had to start from square 1.

I was just thinking why would God grant me a job and I happily announced it to everyone, relocated to far Lagos and just to loose the job within 2 months.

In all these, God was preparing a plate of fries rice and salad for me.


About 3weeks ago, I posted on nairaland that I was at an interview in VI and that I needed some likes for goodluck.

Today, I just got a new job as an Officer 1 in a leading company in Nigeria at VI.

I know as a lot of Job testimonies are trailing on Nairaland, yours will certainly be next.

Job testimonies will begin to occupy front page even more than celebrity stories.

Thanks to NL for all beautiful interview tips. They were exceptional helpful.

One guy posted something on Interview tips about a month ago, and it was a blessing to me.

#MyJoyIsFull. So shall yours too be full in Jesus Name.

Come oo... How come it was 4 months from the start and then you got fired again in another 2 months after you said you worked 4 months I smell lies

Make una sha dey lie small small

Blessinzy:
believe it or leave it. shikina

Because I know una wella say na lies full una head (ladies)

Blessinzy:
why do some girls cheat? please i have never cheated on my bf. believe it or leave it

You sure you're telling the truth?

[quote author=Blessinzy post=38963484]why do some girls cheat? please i have never cheated on my bf. believe it or leave it [/quote[ You sure you're telling the truth?

Joshuabase:
no it means, if hell was real - i'd be a christian looking down on the nigga from heaven

Ok noted

Wey the unclad now? una just dey vex me. Some fifu sha

Joshuabase:
this comment should be reported to the police, you allowed someone to die? and you think that's morally right?
you are evil and i wish hell was real, cause i would love to see you in it.

Meaning you would be waiting for this nigga in hell?

MARKone:
If it it not Panadol, it can neva be Panadol

#Spits

Blasphemy, christianity is just too Tolerant. You can't insult prophet Mohammed like the way this dolt just insulted God and go Scott free

So God is different from your Prophet Mohammed? Some people sha

samnificent:
Don't really dig On-screen buttons... BTW de first pic has 2 home buttons

People dey really see wella sha

OMO see Gobe

oshom09:
[/quote][quote author=dacovajnr post=38493175]....Nice write-up again...but come to think of it, had it been that you made proper use of your writing skills, you prolly would have been among the best short story author in Africa but reverse is the case coz you just wasting away on Nairaland by being an Antagonist..and ppl like you perish coz they have the knowledge but they dunno how to make proper use of it effectively(check the book of proverb in the bible for reference)...And m still insisting that am a LoneRanger of no Clan..if you are not satisfied with that I suggest you committed suicide sooner than expected and save your parents the embarrassment you've caused them by bringing them into a public discussion and using them as toothpicks in the process..you bigot!...Quote me again your RIP poster would be made sooner than xpected...#Nxt

moscobabs:
sée ordinary students complaning lazy dudes

Gerrarahere mehn!

adeekiti:
Unilag oniidun(bedbug)

Empty brain, how far na?

Depot:
Never knew what is bedbug until i relocated in Lagos. Yorubas dirty nature escalated it. HATERS OYA TURN UP.

Gerrarahere mehn!

ifedolapo57:
UNILAG hostel

Sheybi na una want hostel Off campus is a lot better with much freedom.

So weytin all these ones come mean na? Gerrarahere mehn!

Atlantian:
So, you have been fucking ashawo

OldJohn:


He literally thinks 400k na groundnut

dhorlipizzu:
See dia forehead like pestle

networkrecharg:
45,000 naira for constable

rapfezy:
I see y this boys don't really do throwback with pics.

Kylexy3000:
Smakes on rampage

Smakes on rampage

Keneking:
Sai Buhari

saxywale:

A civil engineer can actually do both. Design and construct. Even maintain it.

Dont mind him.

Abimloaded:
[b]Architecture! Architecture!! Architecture!!!

WHY ? Architecture is the best professional course you can ever study. Architects are the Second God because we create what we conceive !

WHICH COURSE IS LIKE UNTO THEE,
ARCHITECTURE? In school they see us
as the most hard working, simply because
ARCHITECTURE keeps us up most
nights. After school, while graduates of other professions
chase
after job vacancies, we tell Job Vacancies how much we
wish to be paid
if they want us to work for them, just because we are
ARCHITECTS. 1st
class? 2nd class? They are all brilliant. But an
ARCHITECT with a Pass
degree will keep you & your wife as staff in his office,
and on salary
- just because he is an ARCHITECTS. Even if we wish
not to work with
anybody, the jobs come right down to our door steps,
just because we
are ARCHITECTS. And while sitting at home, we make
an average of
100,000naira monthly because we are ARCHITECTS,
you think that's
simple? Then resign from your job and try sitting at
home for 4 days
if you ain't one; call me on phone when you've got
airtime. We can
even make an average of 30-40,000naira every 6days
by simply teaching
people softwares we know in ARCHITECTURE or being
involved in
architectural visualization, just because we are
ARCHITECTS. And for
simply scrambling a collection of lines on paper (which
70% of the
world's professors cannot interpret/read), we get paid;
just because
we are ARCHITECTS. We determine if your hometown/
village will find
development, just because we are ARCHITECTS. Those
skyscrapers and
famous buildings you have promised yourself to visit
before you die,
we built them, because we are ARCHITECTS. For
showing you what your
dream house will look like, we get paid even if you
eventually don't
afford to build it, simply because we are ARCHITECTS.
We do not need
CNN and the NTA Network News to tell people what we
do, every single
house we've designed does all the talking, because we are
ARCHITECTS.
The only profession where you work less (literally,
because you
dictate when to work) but earn more -
ARCHITECTURE. The only
profession that allows you to begin your day by 11am
every single day
but earn more than those who work 29hours (+5 ghost
hours) a day.

#TeamArchitecture
#TeamCreativity[/b]

Na so una dey talk . Why not design a building and then live on the design like that without having a Civil engineer to construct it.

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How much

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Ochillary:
if you have z10 or Q5 for sale plz lemme knw

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I'm in lagos sha

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Whatsapp: 08165552632