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u speak as if uv got multiple partners

^^^ i agree wit u brov.
from time to time one should test their partners faithfulness

wow so f-u-c-king funny. i bet she had a good mind to berate her husband for cheating on her if it turned out he had been the masked dude in the batsy costume

^^^ its funny. it shows that often guys misunderstand their spouse whenever certain issues are talked about

^^^^^ if u feel shes got odas den y wuld she b dat strict wit me not 2av anytin 2do wit oda females. i also asked her not 2av options cos i intend marrying her.

funny thread

It depends on each persons partner. mine views me to have cheated on her when i entertain calls from females whom she feels might be showing interest in me or when i text them. Its something both parties should discuss. Besides calls and text are the basic primary steps taken to cheat so i kinda see reason with her.

I guess ur confused eida cos u shagd a pretty chic or cos shes d most beautiful chic uv eva seen & talked to compared 2d other girls uv done d same wit. Its kinda risky falling 4 her. How r u sure she wont sleep so easily with anoda guy. Fall in love wit ur head first b4 u let ur heart join in.

I cant give out my girls number to a friend as that would be risky. some boys are dogs and will hump anything in skirt even if its branded with your name in gold as they would like a piece of the forbidden fruit. But i do have numbers of my GF's girlfriends. i dont call nor text them as they are conc playas. dem dey play boiz like tenten. if i make mistake flash their number dem go think say i'm game and ready for a round of cheating session.

DO:

Hold me passionately while walking

Trust me

DONTS:

nothing

please can someone paste the e-mail from their site under the "our training scheme" portion of the sites career section here, as my pc has some javascript issues so i cant view the e-mail that i am to send my cv. this was done to protect the e-mail address from spambots. thanks in advance to anyone who cares to help moi out of my dicey predicament

Are the interested ladies blind to the date of the initial post. its more than 2years old

"God bless America and no place else", "only in America baby", popular hyping phrases indicative of both good and bad.

so bizarre but i aint judging

hope you and what you're offering is for real. if its games then you might well be stumping on people's hearts who might be in a dilemma you're so graciously offering a solution for.

Nairaland! Nairaland! My beloved Nairaland, you never cease to amaze me as Thou art Nairaland!!!
The comments above were all i expected cos this a crazy world full of mad folks lol

would you guys quit hollering "acid rain dis" and "acid rain dat". if omo nna boys hear dis 1 price of umbrella go come increase and i no get umbrella 4 my house oooooooo , lol

dis na opportunity 4 devious minded guys like moi 2 make dow. can sum1 notify me wen its been aired on T.V so i can patrol all the markets 4 naija wer i go begin dey sell and yell " acid rain umbrella"  "get your acid rain umbrella 4 10 bay". " ten ten k, ten ten k, no mo 20 bay, no mo fear of skin cancer, buy am 4 ur wife, galfriend, ashi and so on"

DIS PARTNERSHIP IS OPEN TO SOMEONE WHO HAS A BELL THAT WE CAN RING

I recall at d start of my relationship i was asked d same thing. I told her the truth 'yes i am'. D next day she came to my place, dragged me to the room & we made out like crazy.
Some girls dont like guys who are a novice (virgins), but in my case it paid to tell d truth.

flawlessy2k@yahoo.com

Her testing me using such a means showed me that she loves me deeply. She even deletes female numbers from my fone & takes my texting dem as me cheating

Wow i tot i was d only guy in d testing category. My girl tested me using her friend. She told me so. I was furious cos i know i wont cheat on her as i love her so much & iv drummed it in her ears from d start. she says girls are easily drawn to me so she has to test my level of commitment. she even told me ders mo 2 come, far worse dan i expect but dis time she wil use another friend of hers with a bombshell personality, beauty & body dat no guy will say no to.

iv kissed my girl countless times b4 she brushed her teeth. its no biggie cos d kiss feels d same. heck iv even kissed her awake from her beauty slumber and at such times u wuld say dats wen d stench is greater; but its d love dat counts and notin mo. besides shes got minty fresh breath al d time cos she brushes b4 goin 2 bed

My 1st toasting was a mishap. it was in my sec. skool days.
I was toasting the chic trying as hard as possible to recall my lines wit my heart beating like say na time bomb won explode
wen i saw a dude at a corner during prep time at night crawling behind a chic begging for her love, wit goodies in his hands
I had a re-think of things and i walked away saying i wuld neva do dat 4 love, cos i suck at hard to get and dat 1 don enta xtreme
so my 1st toasting stop mid-way

But why must guys mind dey cut wen dem dey toast babe 4d 1st time. Na only d heart beat dem go dey hear and dem no go know wen dem commit grammatical blunder during the toasting proceedings.
instead of wen i go aba i go buy u shoe
e go b wen i go shoe i go buy u aba

if u get wahala of heart beat wen u dey toast. i recommend diazepam since na wetin snipers dey use b dat.
sha no talk say na me prescribe am

knock it into her skull or shout in her ears 

im outta ideas when i tink of 1 il come back and post it. As 4 now brain dey boot and re-boot due to the heat !!!