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jay bee:
Did you ask her the reason why she wants you back?

she'll end up saying its cos she loves him, dats a silly question 2 ask her.

@ poster

dude if u giv her anoda chance 2b wit u now dat ur working, she'll leave u 4 a guy richer dan u since shes just in2 chedar

i tink he needs info on virtual sex lol

I choose option C, Both of em. Al it takes is splitting the chedar in half

she must have been a fine and sexy woman for 2 guys 2 fight over her. I would neva fight over a girl much less one who is public property

dude it seams ur a freak or sumtin. Dont u and your broda or ur wuld be wife talk. If yu did u wuldnt b in dis situation. If u marry her u wuld be marrying ur second sista in-law.
Try to make her see reason why you have to call it off.

Its a stylish means of Upgrading their CV

Its a fact dat Facebook is as addictive as cocaine is 2 a junky but so is Nairaland.

Its al gravy

wow anoda medical stunning discovery revealed

on a more serious note, i lyk my pockets bein empty i dont know y.

since nobody wan talk dis 1 make i post am

i dey cary AK47 4 1 syd and shank 4d oda. 4 back pocket i dey cary colt wit silencer

just kidn, lol

una don dey turn dis post into english palava

wat a caring, cool and coded dad

dad wit d 3 c's lol

A father who asked an undercover police officer posing as a prostitute to take his 14-year-old son's virginity has been given a suspended prison sentence.
The man from Bulwell, Nottingham, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was given a 10-month suspended jail term.
Nottingham Crown Court heard the man, 42, had approached the undercover policewoman in the Mapperley area in July believing her to be a prostitute.
He admitted trying to solicit a woman to have sex with a child.
The court heard the father was arrested during an undercover operation by the city's vice squad.
The man drove up to the undercover officer and asked her how much she would charge for sex with his son, who was sitting next to him in the car.
Judge Jonathan Teare said he was not sending the father to prison because of his previous excellent character and that he believed he did not mean any harm to his son.
He said: "What you were doing that night was to expose your 14-year-old son to a prostitute because you didn't know she was a police officer.
"You have a duty of care to your son and that is to look after his moral welfare not, as you might think, to break him into the ways of sex through a prostitute."
The father's barrister Matthew Smith said: "There is a thorough sense of shame the defendant feels.
"It's completely at odds with every other part of his character."
Mr Smith added that the boy would be allowed to continue to live with his father.
The defendant will be placed on the sex offenders register for five years.


source:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/nottinghamshire/8052090.stm

wat a caring, cool and coded dad

dad wit d 3 c's

A father who asked an undercover police officer posing as a prostitute to take his 14-year-old son's virginity has been given a suspended prison sentence.
The man from Bulwell, Nottingham, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was given a 10-month suspended jail term.
Nottingham Crown Court heard the man, 42, had approached the undercover policewoman in the Mapperley area in July believing her to be a prostitute.
He admitted trying to solicit a woman to have sex with a child.
The court heard the father was arrested during an undercover operation by the city's vice squad.
The man drove up to the undercover officer and asked her how much she would charge for sex with his son, who was sitting next to him in the car.
Judge Jonathan Teare said he was not sending the father to prison because of his previous excellent character and that he believed he did not mean any harm to his son.
He said: "What you were doing that night was to expose your 14-year-old son to a prostitute because you didn't know she was a police officer.
"You have a duty of care to your son and that is to look after his moral welfare not, as you might think, to break him into the ways of sex through a prostitute."
The father's barrister Matthew Smith said: "There is a thorough sense of shame the defendant feels.
"It's completely at odds with every other part of his character."
Mr Smith added that the boy would be allowed to continue to live with his father.
The defendant will be placed on the sex offenders register for five years.


source:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/nottinghamshire/8052090.stm

mrsb:
Dude. Your wife should be your best friend. Cut off your ex and go and spend the money on wifey.

dats d way, afta al dat spending u wil get a very big and bountiful reward wey wifey dey hide from u al dis while.

d hidden skilz in d art of *** 2b used only in emergency cases of wen hubbies eyez is elsewhere or during gold digger alert

guy i sabi forge lie die, but i don holy as of 1 second ago before i wan post d huge buyable and believable lie as ansa wey u go tel wifey

chei the guy enta kirikiri bcoz of woman

i sure say dat woman no fine sef.

omo i can lyk cross oceans and mountains even enta hellfire 4 1 sec bcoz of babe i dey pursue. But enta kirikiri, no way

must you be a graduate before you can undertake the telecom training

offshore engineering is d way 2go dude. der r tons of vacancies for such positions as skilled hands are hard 2 find. also the trend of the oil industry is shifting towards producing from the offshore region especially deep offshore.

webprince:
N.B. I just got married on May 2nd, so am talking from experience, my wife's dad spent close 2 2million, while I spent in excess of 1.4million.

now we r talkin, coz i know dat a standard white wedn fals within milla range depending on d kinda people involved

joxiri:
I suppose the oonly good thing that has come out of this argument, is the fact that we do have some brilliant nigerians
If only they will apply themselves constructively

word!!!

kshow1:
i spent millions during mine and never regretted till date.

because ur wife dey pay u back in bed
dat na payment in kind

ferdiii:
I heard one of my cousins (lady) is tying soon. N500K has been mentioned. Na waoh!

na half a milla b dat. just listen 4 mo coz dat na 1st estimate, coz wedn na lyk building wey dem just dey construct

anoda expense area go soon come 2 light

Winnergal:
450.000 is more than enough . . .

u dey naija at all, who tel u say dat dow dey enuff 4 white weddin e b lyk say u want make d bobo do black wedn  

omo na so wedding expensive reach, if na dat 1 i go remain single  

i go ask my babe cant we b boyfriend and girlfriend 4eva  

even if we get pikin   lol

@ Tayo - D

wont u giv al dis argument a rest. u myt make me consider d fact dat ur seeking attention

lawyer:
Very Funny

As if married pastors and pastresses dont have relationship problems too?

Priests are in a better position to offer good relationship counsel because they are not involved in any kind of relationship blues which wouldconflict their stance when profering advice. Hypocrisy wont be their watch word because they are acting as neutrals and while they cannot fully grasp what a relationship means intoto, they can at least provide for a neutral way of doing things instead of taking a stand supporting one gender alone!

i agree wit u
d word pastresses was funny