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CrimeRe: FRSC Officer MJ Oni Slaps Man For Recording Him In Osun by xavuv: 9:11pm On May 17, 2023
Carthaporo:
at least you are well train

For me charity begins at home dem no swear caused me dats how i will finished my life begging poorly my papa dey dere dey struggle for plate of soup paying my PTA to make my life good but look at what i turn out to be how I wish his dumbed head will make him releases dat all his effort will go to no avail because nothing good will come from my cursed family sorry u here
English hard for u oo 😂, a true sign of a product of an inbreed like you. I totally agree with what you have said up there.

But why are you cursing your dad on a public forum? He's still your dad, not minding the fact he f*ckd your sister, whom inturn gave birth to you. What a family!
AutosRe: I Have #7m Naira. Need Advice On 2 Cars To Buy For Purpose Of BOLT. (belgium New by xavuv: 6:16pm On May 17, 2023
buygala:
Don't listen to the naysayers


.. His pregnant wife cried and begged for her thieving husband, but I sha do the tin wey dey my mind.. Last I checked, nigga caught chronic hepatitis in prison...
Oga, u bad gan o 💪
CrimeRe: FRSC Officer MJ Oni Slaps Man For Recording Him In Osun by xavuv: 5:28pm On May 17, 2023
Carthaporo:
dats my p man ajà🐶🐽
Yeah i know. This is what happens when your father impregnates your sibling sister and gives birth to a midget man like you.
CrimeRe: FRSC Officer MJ Oni Slaps Man For Recording Him In Osun by xavuv: 5:14pm On May 17, 2023
Carthaporo:
if na ur fada they snap would u speak dat rubish
How uncultured?

Ewu!🐐
CrimeRe: FRSC Officer MJ Oni Slaps Man For Recording Him In Osun by xavuv: 2:10pm On May 17, 2023
santakris:
They have long lost their relevance and value.
Tey tey
CrimeRe: FRSC Officer MJ Oni Slaps Man For Recording Him In Osun by xavuv: 1:29pm On May 17, 2023
Carthaporo:
dats good of him some brain needs to be restore by external force good on why would u snap an officer in uniform while he's on duty people need to be respecting uniform those people are also human being
Stop throwing trash out from your mouth
CrimeRe: FRSC Officer MJ Oni Slaps Man For Recording Him In Osun by xavuv:
He don be Officer MJ ONI of the federal road safety corps Osun state command. Why did Officer MJ Oni destroy the windscreen and still slap the car owner? He will explain to his superiors in Abuja. Authorities should do something asap

FamilyRe: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by xavuv(op): 9:04am On May 17, 2023
kwasoly:
Hear this bro that someone tells you things about your family doesn't make him a seer or prophet, a witch doctor or a magician can do that through the negative supernatural.
A prophet is one who reveals the mind of God to you not you family problem.
Ebankole only interpreted my dreams & very accurately too, and told me things regarding the dreams i told him. Nothing more.

And you can agree that from dreams one can know the spiritual or physical standing of a person, right?
CelebritiesRe: Saint Obi's Marriage Took Him Away From His Friends And Acting - Zik Zulu by xavuv: 3:58pm On May 16, 2023
eldoradoxx:
Once a man gets married and begins to avoid his buddies and family, it is an early sign that he has married a woman that will eventually kill him, no two ways around it. I have seen it happen over and over again. She wants to eliminate all oppositions or scrutiny , emasculate the man from those who matter most and end his life. It takes a strong man to marry and be in control. once a woman is in control, you re a dead man.
This is nothing but the truth.
CelebritiesRe: Saint Obi's Marriage Took Him Away From His Friends And Acting - Zik Zulu by xavuv: 3:56pm On May 16, 2023
Stardom led him to his grave. Lets pity these celebrities sometimes.
FamilyRe: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by xavuv(op): 2:41pm On May 16, 2023
TalkTalkTwins:
I'm shaa following
The story has since been concluded. Check the comments
CelebritiesRe: Seun Kuti Paraded With Other Suspected Criminals by xavuv: 12:55pm On May 16, 2023
Cleverly made Photoshop i see here
FamilyRe: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by xavuv(op): 12:50pm On May 16, 2023
janda1:
Good morning sir, please I need I'm having serious spiritual battles

Please can you assist me with man number if I can find a solution to my problem
Sorry brother. Didn't create this thread to dish out numb3rs
FamilyRe: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by xavuv(op): 12:45pm On May 16, 2023
CharleyBright:
Tell us, since you were bold to bring the story to public, tell us what was used to do the exorcism you claim?

Speak the truth.
Do you know what exorcism is?

You think it has ended there? Cele people will soon tell you to sacrifice your wife or children to keep the snake away.

Na here you will come and write part three of your story narrating your experience with Cele people.
Continue to deceive yourself
Lol.....BIG LOL... cheesy cheesy

Not all CCCs are fetish. I understand your point of view but they are all misconceptions about the church. I was once like you. You need to go there to know the truth.

Certainly there are bad ones among the CCC, as there are bad ones in other denominations too.

You really want to know what was used for the exorcism? OK, here you go: lots of salt & pure honey, water and ofcourse prayer.

I was once like you saying bla bla bla about the CCC. Things like them not wearing shoes etc. Recently, i travelled interstate with my garment without shoes too and with pride, hmm ... what are you telling me.
FamilyRe: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by xavuv(op): 11:08am On May 16, 2023
CharleyBright:
My brother, the only thing I got from this your yeye story is that you are a confused young man.
Not just a confused man, but one who ieasily jump from one end to another.
From Church to Mosque to Babalawo and finally to Cele.
Uncle, it is from frying pan to fire.
The next thing you will be told is to be making yearly sacrifice to keep snake away. And later you will be asked to make human sacrifice. Na so e dey start.
You are fvcking doomed in this yeye roundabout journey u have decided to embark on over snake.
Good luck to you.
Yes im a young man, but not a confused one and im not doomed.
FamilyRe: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by xavuv(op): 10:40am On May 16, 2023
mabelmakua:
Congratulations.
Just curious. When you mentioned new site,
Is your house located in Owode-ede?
Yes, you are right.
FamilyRe: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by xavuv(op): 10:39am On May 16, 2023
adeblow:
Is that the house in Ogbomoso on your previous threads? Hmmm. We nor buy grin
Not that one. My own house is in Oshogbo
FamilyRe: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by xavuv(op): 10:38am On May 16, 2023
Kobojunkie:
So there was no snake in your house after all. It was all of a mental delusion? undecided
There was one. But gone now
FamilyRe: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by xavuv(op): 10:36am On May 16, 2023
supereagle:
Baba Adura AK 47 once prayed for a woman who had a similar problem like yours after she had jumped everywhere without solution. Try to meet him .
Issue is solved now, thnx
FamilyRe: Snake In My Roof by xavuv(op): 10:35am On May 16, 2023
NomzyJust:
Have you asked yourself why would a snake eat what it can't digest?
Snake eats egg. But can a snake differntiate between a cooked and raw egg? I dont think so.
FamilyRe: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by xavuv(op): 10:34am On May 16, 2023
4ward4:
I aren't a member of CCC, but I can attest to their higher degrees of spirituality.
You can say that again
FamilyRe: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by xavuv(op): 10:31am On May 16, 2023
target100:
Hahahaha you sit down and cook all this lies just to be relevant 🤣 😂 you mentioned that everywhere is closed in your ceiling but you also mentioned how you have been throwing things like anti snake leaves , garlic etc how did you do that with closed ceiling?? 😄 na lack of exposure dey do this one so oh



U never see POP ceiling before? Every ceiling get manhole now, haba
FamilyRe: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by xavuv(op): 10:03pm On May 15, 2023
santakris:
Help me pronounce your name.

Where is the conclusion?
Up there. I have concluded the story
FamilyRe: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by xavuv(op): 10:02pm On May 15, 2023
Benjaniblinks:
Alaye complete your story na. I remember when you first posted the first one
Already did
FamilyRe: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by xavuv(op):
Benjaniblinks:
so you're now a member of cele? grin
Fully fledged member
FamilyRe: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by xavuv(op): 9:28pm On May 15, 2023
The concluding part


There is this neighbor, a family, we shared the same compound together in the year 2015/2016. They are devoted CCC member. Way back when we lived in The same compound, my wife and I used to make subtle jokes about the cele people. Who would have thought that we would one day I would run to CCC.

September 2021, we called the wife and explained things to her. Arrangements was made to see the shepard of the church. As their usual practice, we fisrt first sought to hear the voice of God (Shonna). God’s word came out loud and clear on different matters. But concerning this snake issue, this is what we (wife and i) were told.

1. That We need to exorcise our home and get rid of the dark spirits that have taken abode with us.

That they follow us wherever we go, even when the whole family is going somewhere in our car, some sit with us and enjoy the ride.

2. That Good things will cease to happen as long we remain in there with the dark spirits

3. Sudden disappearance of things.

4. That We should not think we are the rightful owner of that piece of land that we built upon.

And that the land has been dedicated to these spirits a long time ago before I bought the land, and that my family and I are the strangers disturbing the peace of the real owners.

All these were evidently true, especially number 2 and 3.

Number 3 is funny. For example, One evening, on our way home, wife and I are the only people in the car. we stopped by a chemist to get some drugs for hay fever. My wife went inside the Chemist to get the drugs while I waited in the car. She brought the drugs on watchers, about 2 satchets, I saw her put the drugs in the cup holder, just right after the hand brake.

On getting back home we could not find the drugs. We searched everywhere in the car, even searched the most unlikely places. Even searched engine compartment, lol

Moreso, there are instances of missing money in the house and even in the car. Like you put money or something here this minute, in the next one hour or so when you need to use that thing then you wont see it again, otilor.

Number 2 is evidently true too, at a certain time, we started living from hand to mouth. Things are just tight, tight is an understatement. No need for stories in this regard.

Exorcism was done. Additionally, we were advised to improve on our prayer lives. Our Shepard told us that had it been that we have been been members in his parish that he would have advised me to get another land. And that when conditions improve, we should consider getting or building another house.

After the exorcism, time went by. Days turned to weeks, weeks turned to months and by mid 2022 I sensed somehow that my roof has been calm, no more noise in the roof. I covered back the little hole I made on the ceiling outside. I believe nothing’s up there again except spiders.

Its being more than 9 months of experiencing calmness in the house, stranger has gone, snake has gone. Exact time it left I don’t know. By my calculation, it should be between the time I made that cut in the outside ceiling and or when exorcism was done.

Lessons

1. Before renting or buying anything like house, piece of land, even a car etc pray about it. This can save you years of misfortune. I’m still licking my wounds as I write this. Just very sad.

2. I used to believe that praying at home with your family is way better than going to church to pray. Certainly, it’s good to pray together as a family, but sometimes you need other spiritually stronger people to join your faith with in prayer.


Now I enjoy going to church on Sundays (only thing is that im not a dancer grin ) and every other day if need be. I don’t even allow my wife to wash my white garment, I wash and iron them myself with joy.

3. I used to believe that 95% of men of God are corrupt and use voodoo. Well, certainly I still believe most are corrupt and use voodoo. Nevertheless there are still a tiny fraction that are well mannered and well connected to the living power of God. May we have the grace to located them.

There are some stubborn life challenges, like the one I narrated, that can only be conquered by being directly connected to the living power of God or coming in contact with true MOG that connected to the said power.

4. We should not be in a hurry to kill some seemingly dangerous animals especially snakes. Sometimes, doing this might plunge you into years of misfortune. Sometimes there is more to this animals than it meets the eyes. If in close proximity, then best is to try and get the back into the bush.

So, snake is gone, lessons learnt, life style adjusted, still licking my wounds. I pray God to return my lost fortune and show me some respite soon.




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Kudus to the guy that asked me about the snake in my roof. after how many years!. You all might learn a thing or two here.

I left some very personal stuffs out but I still tried to be detailed as much as possible. If you feel this is gibberish then please disregard and forget this piece.
FamilyRe: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by xavuv(op): 9:26pm On May 15, 2023
jaxxy:
Did u fumigate the roof? Cos u said its seal everywhere so it outside fumigation my not really get to the roof.
Yes fumigation was done through the manhole inside the house.
FamilyRe: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by xavuv(op): 9:12pm On May 15, 2023
FKseun:
The guy dey prepare us for scam. Him wan to introduce something. We dey wait. tongue
Lol grin
FamilyRe: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by xavuv(op): 9:11pm On May 15, 2023
Egypt209:
Sometime we just need to get serious with what we read here.
Is it the same children that I'm suffering over, thereby barely tolerating my wive excess, or my daughter who I almost killed the okada guy that run her down in the street, or the same family that whenever I think of taking my own life, after thinking how they'll suffer and be deserted without me, Sir is it that family you left under snake for even an hour?

Let's not even talk about you in person, but how dare you put them in harms way, all in the name of nah moi ouse?

If you have any love left for those kids, pls go and arrange alternative place for your family and come back to face whatever it is up there.
We thought of that but money's the constraint
FamilyRe: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by xavuv(op): 9:10pm On May 15, 2023
osayuwamwen:
Find bone and dry peper many burn it in an iron plate while the tin is burning and bringing out smoke put it inside yr celling leave that small hole u said u create in yr celling open I assure you that d snake will run out, if it didn't run out and it still not dead then it spiritual
Hmm, but should a snake survive fumigation?
FamilyRe: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by xavuv(op): 9:08pm On May 15, 2023
CHIOMAEZEH:
I hope say no be the house you later sell to another person?
Haha
FamilyRe: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by xavuv(op): 9:08pm On May 15, 2023
ordovicianonly:
Op you didn't tell us if the area your house is built is surrounded by bushes/trees or it is a new site
Yes new site, but well developed now

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