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FamilyRe: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by xavuv(op): 9:05pm On May 15, 2023
mrcrabs:
You sure say this story no be fallacy because how will a snake be in your house for years and you never attempted to break the roof or anything undecided undecided
Its real bro
FamilyRe: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by xavuv(op): 9:04pm On May 15, 2023
Exodus15v11:
It's not your house anymore. It's the snake's house. J/k
You may be right
FamilyRe: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by xavuv(op): 8:23am On May 15, 2023
ArchiLimited:
Nigerians Sha. All these up and down because of 1 snake? It's ok to not like snakes, so if you notice one and are scared of removing it, why not make enquiries around for a snake catcher to simply come and remove the snake? Even all these hausa men around can offer to do it at no cost other than taking the dead snake to eat. But you had to attach all manner of spiritual connotation to a simple snake problem and now are dipping your hands into all sorts. Just smh
Snake catchers are very rare in oshogbo.

In that 2019, i brought an Olode (security man) who claimed he can catch the snake, like he will do this and that and the snake would crawl out bla bla bla.

He went into the roof through the manhole. I already told him where the snake usually stays during the day. Once inside his claim changed telling us that he would now need his gun to fire the said spot. angry i jejely told him to come down.

That shows that real snake catchers are rare in Oshogbo.

A snake that survived heavy fumigation and refused to leave...hmm,even a human with a more developed respiratory system cant survive such fumigation.

A very simple and yet hard to learn life lesson is here. I will complete my sojourn in the CCC later today.
FamilyRe: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by xavuv(op): 6:06am On May 15, 2023
Exodus15v11:
Since 2019. Why can't you move your family out of there or na by force to stay there?
Where else would i go. Can't be go and start paying rent. I left that life years ago
FamilyRe: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by xavuv(op): 6:05am On May 15, 2023
Exodus15v11:
Since 2019. Why can't you move your family out of there or na by force to stay there?
Its my own house.
FamilyUPDATE: Snake In My Roof by xavuv(op): 8:53pm On May 14, 2023
Here is an update about the snake that took abode in my roof. Here is the link to the first thread i created about it in 2019.

https://www.nairaland.com/5186645/snake-roof

UPDATE
•••••••••

I will try to be detailed as much as possible. You might draw one or two lessons from it, or you can simply discard it altogether.

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After a heavy fumigation in 2019, my family and i left the house for a few days. Upon returning, i thought there is no way in hell that the reptile up there in my roof would survive this fumigation.

Since returning home, we live easy and slept peacefully without any funny sound or movement in the roof, so we thought the snake is probably dead or something.

Even up to 3 months after the fumigation i still throw away dead lizards in my compound, meaning that the fumigation was very strong. And still no sound in my roof, nothing.

A little while later and towards ending of 2019 and through out 2020, lo and behold the snake is still living and thriving up there. Again we began hearing the sound of it's movement, slithering movement/sound. One can tell that it's big snake just hearing how it slithers around with joy.

Snake is Mostly active at night. During daytime it usually stays in a certain location inside roof, and changes location during night time. Just as if it has room and parlour up there.

The reality of the situation became registered in our minds. Real fear began setting in.

I threw powdered garlic, several hard boiled eggs inside the ceiling, and this certain leaf that repels snake (i have forgotten its name), all inside the ceiling but it seems none worked.

Reasons for the fear:

1. Constant nightmares experienced by myself and my wife.

2. Other private things i can't mention here.

Regarding the constant nightmares, i contacted a man here on nairaland, Ebankole, he has his own website now. I told him some of these dreams which he interpreted saying there is a stranger in our home ( didn't even mention about the snake to him), he even told me some other things regarding my family (wife, kids and i) which i never mentioned to him and all he said checked out correct!.

He's true seer.

Note that i have never met him in person, we only communicate on nairaland but mostly through his website.

That was when i started serious praying & fasting as advised by Ebankole. A xtian family here anyway but i l rarely go to church except on Dec 31st, but my wife goes every Sundays and other days.


Talking to fellow landlords.


Towards mid 2021, its beginning to dawn on me that i have a Very serious issue at hand. I approached a fellow landlord just opposite my home. He's a very elderly man. I told him about what i have been grappling with. He queried why i kept quite for long. Well, im a very quite person in our community. I mind my business.

We went to see an Islamic cleric in a nearby town. After briefing and debriefing, this is what the cleric told me verbatim: you have been sleeping and waking up with dark unseen entities/demons.

Eventually he said he and other clerics would have to come to my house to pray and recite Quranic verses and that the snake and other dark entities would leave thereafter.

I didn't go back.

Soon after, I approached my CDA chairman on a Saturday after a landlord's meeting, i told him about the guest in my roof. He was surprised that how could it be.

He came to my home, inspected and saw that truly that snake can't get down into the house because of the POP ceiling everywhere, but what's the snake eating all these while?

He also noted the following:

1. that could the snake be leaving the roof to go hunt for food outside and return inside the roof when ever it so wishes. And that if this so then its not natural.

2. that Is there a way lizards or rats gain entrance into the roof, thereby making themselves easy snacks for the snake? But this is most unlikely because i have since blocked all tiny crevices that tiny lizards can use to gain entrance into the roof, and i showed it to him.

Oh i almost forgot, he advised that i cut a small part of the outside ceilng, that maybe the snake can have a easy way out. I used PVC for outside ceiling, so i removed a small plastic from the PVC ceiling outside.

Eventually, he promised to get intouch with a snake charmer, maybe they can help call the snake out from the roof. I called our chairman again a few times to ask about the Charmer he said he's Gonna bring to my home but he kept posting me.

My journey into the CCC ( Celestial church)

Will continue tomorrow. Feeling sleepy now.
FamilyRe: Snake In My Roof by xavuv(op): 7:51pm On May 14, 2023
Hi @ all.

I think i should just create another thread and give my update there. It's long story, real life story.

I have written something down but i will create another thread for it.
FamilyRe: Snake In My Roof by xavuv(op): 2:32pm On May 14, 2023
Foodqueen:
Since 2019, you try wella.
Aswearugad
BusinessRe: Fredfrankhussle Is A Criminal Scammer...Beware !!! by xavuv: 12:26pm On May 14, 2023
Wodu89:
It's my pain speaking. Bear with me
I.understand
BusinessRe: Fredfrankhussle Is A Criminal Scammer...Beware !!! by xavuv: 12:06pm On May 14, 2023
Wodu89:
Without any provocations, he scammed me of my hard earned PayPal funds my foreign clients sent to him and at first did not acknowledge he received the funds.
Lol, You dont have to provoke a scammer for him to scam you. grin
FamilyRe: Snake In My Roof by xavuv(op): 11:37am On May 14, 2023
Relixy2k:
Any latest info
Yes there is. I will take some time to write. Im in church now
FamilyRe: Snake In My Roof by xavuv(op): 11:36am On May 14, 2023
Relixy2k:
Any latest info
Yes there is.
FamilyRe: Help!!! Sequence Of How Baby Teeth Should Come Out. by xavuv: 11:33am On May 14, 2023
A gifted child you have got, a prodigy. I got one too.
FamilyRe: Our Men Are Dying Young by xavuv: 8:10pm On May 13, 2023
We should just learn to live a day at time. Eat well, sleep well. Wealth and other earthly material things are temporal.
FamilyRe: I Had Been Restless Having A Chat With My Elder Brother by xavuv: 3:56pm On May 12, 2023
chatinent:
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And if you are consistent, you and him could be earning some ₦50k to ₦200k monthly as a beginner.
Hmm hmm. Just dey sugarcoat for OP.

50-200k evrymonth for where?
FamilyRe: I Had Been Restless Having A Chat With My Elder Brother by xavuv: 3:54pm On May 12, 2023
Olarewaju89:
You can't do anything bro except you keep on praying for him and also assist him financially if you have. (not under must pls)

For your mother, Humm... She knows better than you and i in this matter. Sit her down and tell her to something concern your brother.
💯
RomanceRe: How I Was Raped And Brutally F*cked By A Would Be Employer by xavuv: 2:00pm On May 11, 2023
Abeg who get pin mouth charger for Nokia 3310
NYSCRe: NYSC Is 50! Please Tell The World Where You Served. by xavuv: 8:08am On May 11, 2023
2012 batch B ( no useless streams then), Okitipupa
FamilyRe: How Can I Move on After Messing Up My My Relationship So Badly? by xavuv:
Most teenager relationships sound this way. You will outgrow this behavior of yours. You probably an introvert too. You have learned your lessons, no biggies, move on.
FamilyRe: Selling The Corolla For Upgrade by xavuv: 1:34pm On May 10, 2023
1.2 for where. At most 650
FamilyRe: I Died And Living Far From Home by xavuv: 12:31pm On May 10, 2023
IQvectors:
...


I thought the op must be "high on something loud" abi she na 1.3 million dey make you believe?
Ode! grin you got me laughing hard. I was only curious. If possible, i want to meet him in person.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Should He Take The Job Offer by xavuv: 10:14am On May 10, 2023
erai30:
I hope he gets to think of the advantages and disadvantages, because you can't be borrowing money to pay transport to work when you are a worker. No be all work man get to do, because you don't want to seen as lazy, this is why employers subject their employees to modern slavery.
💯
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Should He Take The Job Offer by xavuv: 10:12am On May 10, 2023
youngsahito:
let him take it and he can get an apartment close to the office. Job no easy to get in 9ja not to talk of been picky.
Haba! How old are you?
From which money would he get an apartment from?
RomanceRe: About Dreams - Updated by xavuv: 11:52pm On May 09, 2023
Help with this dream meaning.

A television was brought to my home as a gift. I was like wow! I now have 2 tvs.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Gets Engaged To His Caucasian Man (video) by xavuv: 6:26pm On May 09, 2023
So our own nigga is the one playing wifey and getting dicked. I would have preferred it the other way around
FamilyRe: Thanks by xavuv: 6:23pm On May 09, 2023
akube34:
one brother in her PPA Dey with am now as we speak
Might be true sha
FamilyRe: 20 Things You Do Not Know About Nigeria. by xavuv: 6:15pm On May 09, 2023
Impressive damage control. But please do tell our brothers from the east not to come and develop foreign countries anymore grin

These eastern brothers constitute about 0.13% of the 0.14% you mentioned up there
FamilyRe: I Told A Girl About My Death And She Told Her Pastor by xavuv: 10:21am On May 09, 2023
If you disappear, what about your job, and the new relationships you have created in lagos. In your first thread, you mentioned you got a few sum of money at the bank, u can use it to change location. Anyway, if you need help in some certain ways then im a PM away
Music/RadioRe: Mention A Song That's Not Popular But Impacts You Greatly by xavuv: 3:10pm On May 08, 2023
Dead and gone, sang by T.I ft Justin Timberlake
FamilyRe: I Died And Living Far From Home by xavuv: 12:22pm On May 08, 2023
Foremans:
I live in a normal house I rented from an old man. I don't remember when I rented the place though. Seems everything was fixed before I knew it.

I just appeared where I was buying something and happened to know things ...
Im beginning to believe you. Let's talk. I can check on your siblings and parents or deliver a message for you if you want, and still keep your secret. Im a PM away.
RomanceRe: I'm Coughing Blood, Nairaland Help Me!!!! by xavuv:
Dude gave an ashawo a 'head'... embarassed embarassed

huh Why would any sane man give an ashawo a f**kin head ... goddamn. You are gonna be looking like this man in a few months.

...im out of this thread

Foreign AffairsRe: Everything To Know About Ekweremadu, Wife Jail Term by xavuv: 3:59pm On May 05, 2023
Creamypie:
UNN through ekeweremadu, sponsored the equipping of kidney machines/ transplant hospital in nsukka, 50% of the money was released, on condition that immediately when supplied, d balance 50% would be released. He secretly collected and pocketed It
Really?

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