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 Family › Re: Mother And Child: Random Pictures To Tell You To Keep Loving Your Mother. by xband: 2:31am On Feb 08, 2016 |
God bless our Nigeria mothers. |
| Crime › Re: Say What! Female Soldier Tortures Man For Telling Her She Is Beautiful (VIDEO) by xband: 4:58am On Feb 04, 2016 |
Maybe, that's how his sweet mouth always get him laid, he then taught he could get laid by an army lady. He got the damn beatings of his life. See how the lady was just Panel-beating his coconut head and even that little kid smash that his empty brain. That serves him right. Not every lady got time for silly compliment. Useless Bastard wey konji dey hold. He taught it was a good ideal to carry his konji to an army lady. Tomorrow if him see woman, him go use that him coconut brain think and not his d i c k. Make him go wash MTV and see the beauty in her. Nonsense. |
| Crime › Re: CRUEL!! : Army Officer Beats Up Man Who Complimented Her (photo +video) by xband: 4:22am On Feb 04, 2016 |
Maybe, that's how his sweet mouth always get him laid, he then taught he could get laid by an army lady. He got the damn beatings of his life. See how the lady was just Panel-beating his coconut head and even that little kid smash that his empty brain. That serves him right. Not every lady got time for stupid compliment. Useless Bastard wey konji dey hold. He taught it was a good ideal to carry his konji to an army lady. Tomorrow if him see woman, him go use that him coconut brain think and not his d i c k. Make him go wash MTV and see the beauty in her. Nonsense. |
| Celebrities › Re: Sylvia Edem Emechete Wows In New Photos by xband: 12:13pm On Feb 02, 2016 |
The thigh (laps) and the panties is photoshoped. Click like if you observed it. 5 Likes |
| Career › Re: Police Fire Tear Gas At Workers, Injure One (photo) by xband: 12:10pm On Feb 02, 2016 |
Chai... The police tear gas her fear oh. No be small thing oh. |
| Romance › Re: Hilarious! Suggest A Name For This Kiss(picture) by xband: 5:25am On Feb 01, 2016 |
pussyeater:come give me this
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| Romance › Re: Picture: This Looks Like A Successful Transfer Deal. by xband: 5:21am On Feb 01, 2016 |
Looks like two Igbo just did business. The squeezing of that boobs though. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: FUNNY CONVO BTW A GUY AND A SCAMMER (SCREENSHOTS ATTACHED) by xband: 3:42am On Feb 01, 2016 |
With her egg head, she is asking for N20,000. She can't even construct one common sentence. Please buy her both WAEC, NECO and JAMB form. Sense is what she need's right now and not N20,000. Dullard. |
| Romance › Re: Hilarious! Suggest A Name For This Kiss(picture) by xband: 3:25am On Feb 01, 2016*. Modified: 5:24am On Feb 01, 2016 |
The way she kisses you when she notice you have mouth odour. |
| Events › Re: Amazing Wedding Pics Of A Nairaland Couple from Texas (see Gorgeous Pics) by xband: 11:03pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
YorubaWoman:It is well my sister. Sow a seed into my account and the next will be yours. |
| Events › Re: Amazing Wedding Pics Of A Nairaland Couple from Texas (see Gorgeous Pics) by xband: 10:57pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
The guys seating on the chair sweating like a he goat in the 3rd picture is not the groom. He is the best man. His just surprise his main man is getting married and he is no more belonging to the hood. 3 Likes |
| Nairaland General › Re: Could He Be Cursed Or Just Insane Or Another Form Of Charm? by xband: 11:55pm On Jan 27, 2016 |
Nursy:You got Jesus in you? And you where able to give him your number? And able to stare at his JOYstick while licking your mouth? By the way, how you talk know say him JOYstick dey tiny? Abeg show us your Bowl Hole make we sample am, see if we fit swim inside You can only fool our eyes but you can't fool our mind. Indeed. you got Jesus in you |
| Nairaland General › Re: When You're Trying To Help A Friend But He Proves Dumb [photo] by xband: 11:31pm On Jan 27, 2016 |
 And he will still be made Nigeria's President tomorrow.And know the are coming for me, I better run. |
| Properties › Re: Can A 100k Salary Earner Ever Build His Own House? by xband: 11:09pm On Jan 27, 2016 |
Yes N100,000 is more than enough. |
| Crime › Re: Viewers Discretion Advised: Suicide by xband: 11:01pm On Jan 27, 2016 |
Maybe he killed himself because of one dirty, olosho street girl. |
| Crime › Re: My Encountr With Two strange Men by 6:15am this Morning by xband: 10:47pm On Jan 27, 2016 |
You are a smart fellow. Thank God for your life. But all the same, try and sow a seed right into my account let me join you and celebrate. |
| Crime › Re: A Witch Confession by xband: 8:27pm On Jan 23, 2016 |
hopyroll:You get mind oh. If na me, I for pick race commot for that place |
| Crime › Re: A Witch Confession by xband: 11:59am On Jan 23, 2016*. Modified: 8:25pm On Jan 23, 2016 |
That picture of her stirring right to the camera lens looks scary. 3 Likes |
| Romance › Re: My Mother Told Me "Look At How You Are" During An Argument, What Could It Mean? by xband: 3:03am On Jan 20, 2016 |
Yeah, she is right. Just look at how you are in the mirror for once. |
| Nairaland General › Re: PLEASE HELP!!! Am Lacking Funds To Pay Fees In School. by xband: 2:12am On Jan 20, 2016 |
God will surely provide for you, in the might name of Jesus. |
| Health › Re: Amazing Facts You Should Know About The Spermatozoa by xband: 2:04am On Jan 20, 2016 |
bigtt76:It's like you love shooting stars a lot.  |
| Crime › Re: Lagos Hotel Death:family Kicks As Autopsy Rules Out Murder (photo) by xband: 1:52am On Jan 20, 2016 |
Only God knows what the both of Them were doing in a hotel bathroom when her mates are seriously reading in school. ONLY GOD KNOWS. 1 Like |
| Crime › Re: (Screenshots) This Man Duped Me Of 140k Claiming To Be A Businessman In China by xband: 1:34am On Jan 20, 2016 |
He is in China enjoying himself (probably chilling with one hot Chinese chick on his laps), and you are here in Nigeria (with Naira loosing it's value rapidly) pouring into his girlfriend account. No wonder he was able to ask you in one of your conversation if you can send him '"Just" "small" money like " ₦40,000" or " ₦50,000" so that it can be use in Nigeria' Maga Don Finally Pay. Well Done |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Lady Cheated Death During Christmas Period. (PIC) by xband: 10:37am On Jan 19, 2016 |
Pretty Lady, thank God you were not among. |
| Crime › Re: Bayo Ajia Killed By Cultist In Ilorin (Graphic Photos) by xband: 1:58am On Jan 19, 2016 |
Nice one. They waited for him to marry before they killed him. 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Crime › Re: Kidnappers’ Boss Started Bleeding When He Saw Me –abducted Schoolgirl (pic) by xband: 1:17am On Jan 19, 2016 |
Ndeewonu:Is it not the same bible the says suffer not a witch to live? When he said pray for you enemies, did he indicate the type of prayer we should offer? |
| Family › Re: Unhappy In Marriage, Pls Advice! by xband: 10:23pm On Jan 17, 2016 |
You mean you give him oral and he doesn't give you one in return? Oh I feel sorry for you. 2 Likes |
| Crime › Re: Pictures : Car Burnt Beyond Recognition By An Unknown Intruder In Enugu by xband: 3:57am On Jan 17, 2016 |
Jealousy at work |
| Crime › Re: See What They Did To A Youth Corper by xband: 3:55am On Jan 17, 2016 |
The heart of men is desperately wicked. Poor Boy, you will recovery all you've lost in Jesus name. |
| Events › Re: Five People That Can Ruin Your Wedding Ceremony by xband: 12:58pm On Jan 16, 2016 |
(5) SIDE CHICKS They could splash acid on the face of your wife to be or even kill her ADVICE Submit the pictures of all your side chicks to the bouncers on that day, not to allow them gain entrance. 13 Likes |
| Crime › Re: Kidnappers’ Boss Started Bleeding When He Saw Me –abducted Schoolgirl (pic) by xband: 12:35pm On Jan 16, 2016 |
May God cause confusion in the mist of your enemies, may they begin to kill one another just as this girls story in Jesus Name. Amen 153 Likes 8 Shares |
| Crime › Re: Man Caught Planting Charm On The Foundation Of A Building Site. (pics) by xband: 10:16pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
Most of the time, there evil always backfire to themselves. Now I Prophesy Anybody that digs a pit against you will surely fall into it. And, whoever will roll a stone against you, let the stone return and fall upon them. When they shall come as a flood against you, let the Lord God Almighty raise a standard against them. In Jesus Mighty Name. Amen 2 Likes |
