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I think Buhari should be blamed for this
It's his turn to get all the blames now just as you all blamed GEJ when u couldn't impregnate ur wives

*yaaaAaAAAAaaaaaaaawns*

Fools.



I'll be here waiting for ur change

Has the Boko haram group relocated to Kenya now that their leader is president of the country?

Mods, please push this to the front page o. The amount needed is not as much as before. God bless

Lock him up in a private room. When he regains his sanity, beat him back to insanity. Shey him dey craze but e know where toto dey? Mtcheeeew!

TheFilmmaker:
Same faces

New packaging.

Can't theses goons just give a knight some air?

Even if na Amadioha win the election, all of them go carry smiles come codedly begging for ministerial posts to loot squander and embezzle money.

I think I'm becoming more enlightened by all these tactics all in the name of 'congratulations'.

The dawn of a quagmire... Meanwhile fingers crossed.

#2MillionBuhariJobsPerYear

And equality between Naira and Dollar. Fingers crossed. Smh

SagePerv:
[color=maroon]Keep recycling your useless leaders.[/color]

God bless you! And they keep bleating 'Change'!

ramdris:
So u prefer the guy being locked up than receiving 10 lashes of cane? You will surely make a very bad Judge.

It's far more painful if u lock him up for one week.
The pain from ten strokes will die within a day.

CR77:
Hahaha sharia law don start oo

Na the change be this

Why not 50 strokes

Just wait till they introduce Shekau into the system

boolet:
I can feel your pains

No pains wetin concern me? I just say facts

BecaciaBarbie:
That's because the loser got no choice! Oh what was he supposed to do? Please tell me fight?

U still don't understand. U just have access to the internet because ur boyfriend bought u a tecno fone. I don't blame u

softapple:
INTERNATIONAL MUGU

Seconded. He just doesn't understand why we think GEJ did a great thing

BecaciaBarbie:
Abegggii!!!! Make we hear word! Historic this historic that! What's special about a loser accepting defeat?

When the loser does it to save thousands of lives

Guyman02:
The problem is that Igbo APC supporters refused to allow PDP post 7m votes like in 2011 in the South East, if not we wont be talking about this story here. Imagine Abia posting 300k from 1.7m and Ebonyi 200k from 1.2m in 2011 and scantily populated Katsina posting 1.3m in 2015. 300k is not up to the population of Ariaria market in Aba. Chai!

Lmao! No mind them. The Igbo APC supporters worked very hard to achieve that. Like you said, Ariaria market alone can gather a crowd outnumbering the actual vote. But again, don't forget that most of them were discredited. Another handiwork of the APC

crownprince102:
A compilation I did by myself. You can check their profile on wikipedia or any other source

And u had to add the said scandal on GEJ's profile. What's the relationship with the topic? Shame on you!

Thanks a lot, guys! I found that video helpful. That guy is a genius! Though, for now, I don't have a dog of my own now because of my busy schedule. I wouldn't want to keep my pet in the care of another person, even if it's my blood brother. I'm so passionate about dogs that I quarrel with people maltreating/mishandling them. I remember how I got beaten up by a group sometime ago for trying to stop a dog fight they staged
When I'm finally settled, I'll get one. Thanks again

I'm still wondering how u guys manage this obedience class of a thing. I don't think it's possible with all dogs. I tried it with a friend's 7-month old dog on Monday evening, but it kept running around me and jumping on my body happily. U can't control that dog, so I think training it is not possible

Picomon:
My mom is the man of the house. (My dad is just a useless drunkard..bleep him) She feeds the family with the money she makes from fukking street touts and homeless people. Even though she's having vaginitis now, am still proud of her. Her sex service has been our source of livelihood...devil bless her asshole! although, she can't afford my school fees, I'm still proud to be a useless being to the society, as long as I'm able to eat at least once a day. My friends are mad people, I can't keep a gf, so I just fantasise and w.a.nk all the time. As old as I am, I can't even boast of a dime. What does the future hold for me? People say I'm cursed pls help

Your curse is permanent like I told u earlier, bro. U have to live only to suffer. I have an idea, though. Lie down on third mainland bridge and close ur eyes. A lucky trailer may crush ur head all over the road. Ur fam won't even recognise u. That's how much I can help ur pitiable condition.
Thank me later

Mynd44:
Do you really believe that Atiku, Obasanjo or Tinubu will be ministers? Yeah right

Huh? You must be kidding me. Tinubu didn't waste all those millions campaigning for Buhari for nothing, did he? Please come to Lag and see what he's doing under Fashola, his protege's, government.
Atiku is a well-known political prostitute. You can't say he doesn't have an ace up his sleeve for supporting Buhari this time.
OBJ only told us he has decamped from PDP, he didn't say he would join APC, but who did he support in the end, and why do u think he had to tear his membership card on camera? Today, he has written an open letter to Buhari, those type of letters he used to write to GEJ in futile attempts to take control.
This is politics. There's no need going further, but soon you'd know I'm not just presuming. Watch and see

ChinemeOkpan:
Ah!

Le Sigh!

Buhari got approximately 55% of the majority votes from the Nigerian electorate, most of whom were tired of his pathetic administration. Some of the teenagers that campaigned for Buhari are more enlightened and smarter than you.

Just like your Jesus on Earth- Mama Piss, you are very quick to generalize . [s]The majority of Northerners are way smarter than you can ever be.[/s]
I

By getting more votes from kids below 10?
*spits*!!

OREMUSSANCTUS:
dat so called babe na e-olosho, sharing her gussy to all d male noderators, she will be boasting dat she will ban me.
I no mention name ooooo
Make she no go marry, dhe NL dhe form queen of NL, dat fart ugly old rag

Bros, never let them threaten u with with a ban. You can always come back with another ID; after all, u don't live here. No mind them

Mynd44:
2019? Dude, I doubt you want me to give you the permutations for then.

As for what they are bringing, you have Osinbajo, Fashola, Pat Utomi, Kayode Fayemi, Abike Dabiri, Chris Ngige, Amaechi, and a host of others
Talks are on to bring Charles Soludo and Oby Ezeks into the team too and you ask what they are bringing....


Development of a scale we have not seen before

You forgot Tinubu, and possibly Atiku and sniffing Obj? I wonder what difference there is between the current APC and the former PDP. We dey watch una

OREMUSSANCTUS:
lol, d grl is so ugly and too proud, I pity her husband cos she go kill d helpless man wif wahala. She kips scaring people wif ban and seun and lacasticlala dey watch all dis tinz
She told me dey will sooon ban me and dey did, she was d first to insult me.
Dat grl is an ugly fart proud cum smello bithc
Pls ignore her
As for barcanista, be careful of who ya share infoz wif, if not somtin like dis wld ve turned somtin else. D riwani guy acted childish, he shldnt ve gone too far.
*s.eun and lac.asticlala and ishilove pls take note
I didn't mention any grlz name ooooo, and nobody shld scare me wif ban

EcoTerror:
I'm so happy they banned that your berem moniker because it has sent most of my monikers into oblivion.

A question for you:

Which of the mods are you dating that bans my monikers @ will whenever I reply your tantrums

Huh? So that's the b*%ch they call Berem?

barcanista:
Those who disagree with me should say amen....

[size=95pt]AMEN![/size]

MzHolly:
I am a P. A. to the Managing Director of a big
company and whenever we have the Annual General
Meeting, we often book rooms into the venue of such
meetings for effective co-ordination. A few weeks
ago, we had last year’s AGM and a few of us got a bit
drunk as the meeting went rather well. You can
imagine how shocked I was when I woke up the next
morning to find my boss in my bed! He’d been flirting
with me for months even though I told him I wasn’t
interested.

I believe this is a make up story, though. But let's pretend you're telling the truth. Madam, u didn't just wake up in the morning to find ur boss beside you. Don't act like it's an accident. You've been sucking and bleeping each other for a long time! Plus you're a drunkard too. You're only alarmed now because u just discovered that u have a poosy infection. I doubted your story when I saw ur DP; ur either a prostitute or a scammer or both. It's ur funeral

Defcon1:
I don't think it is possible.
If GMB loses the lawsuit before being sworn in on May 29, both him and Osinbajo would be ousted.

If their is no verdict after May 29, the lawsuit would most likely be thrown out or keep being adjourned till 2019.

2019 is after the 4-year tenure. What if a few things about his claims are later found to be untrue after May 29; would they still wait till 2019?

BlackGirlsCode:
I hope he doesn't jeopardize his new status by taking Buhari to court.

No, he won't. I've always known GEJ to be a peaceful and humble fellow. Forget the wife gra gra

BlackGirlsCode:
Let's not forget that he rigged the ss/se votes.

The whole election was marred by rigging but the worst are Katsina and Kano; more accredited figures, plus about 60 percent of voters were minors. U saw it on Tv, didn't u?

nwobiebuka:
I see a scenerio where the apc warlords( westerners) will leave buhari dry in his suit about his certificate which we all know he doesn't have!! Gej can push him for the last time but then again what if this has been tinubu's plan all along to bring power back to west through osibanjo? We all know that if Gmb loses the suit pyo becomes president!!! Watching Nigeria from America shaa

Mehn! I so admire the idea in this post. And it's possible, u know?

sakaguchi:
Boko Haram have been watching the elections. Now that the result is out. They will die a natural death.
Just like that.


Buhari, I wish you long life, so that we can assess you after for years because I fear what will happen again should you be indisposed and Osinbajo takes over. God help my country.

Hahahahahahaha! just like Yar A' Dua, abi?

kadas01:
Nigeria would bounce back to be a very great Nation!

We are suppose to take the lead in Africa and across the World!

We are the most "unique" people on this Planet!

I'm very proud to be a Nigerian!

God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria!!

You don't know what ur saying. You think Jonathan would be hurt if he had contested the results? He did that just to save the lives of innocent Nigerians, especially in the north. Buhari's 2011 loss resulted to the death of many. Worse would have happened this year

emmysoftyou:
all eyes on nigeria now,
pls buhari,dnt 4get ur words of promises.

light,
creation of many jobs,
1naira to a dollar ,
and restoration of wealthy economy.
we re watching and waiting.

You believe he could do that?