₦airaland Forum

Simplymeah:
For UGANDA?

Yes, the gander Uganda

sirvic01:
ARE YOU OKAY? THERE IS A HUGE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PRESIDENT ELECT AND PRESIDENT, THE LAST TIME I CHECKED GEJ IS STILL THE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA TILL 29TH MAY, BE WISE SIR

Buhari should be blamed still

NaijaTweets:
But Buhari is yet to take over power now...haba!

It doesn't matter, GEJ has stepped down. It's his turn for all I know

The height the of joblessness! Your NL poll result is no determinant to the actual one. Stop fooling yourselves

Buhari should be blamed. Whether you like it or not anything that goes wrong in Nigeria henceforth is his fault. Remember we all did same to GEJ. What is good for the goose is good for Uganda.
We are watching

ChangeisHere:
That is what you all said before Buhari won the presidential election. Don't dismiss the power of online campaigns and polling

Thus saith the OP

hardywaltz:
PLS ONLY PEOPLE WHO THEIR PVCs REGISTERED TO VOTE IN RIVERS STATE.
Thank you.

And you think that's possible here on Nairaland?

Arrant nonsense! Since when did Nairaland become a polling unit? Mtcheeeeew!!

The General Overseer of the Latter Rain Assembly, Pastor Tunde Bakare, on Sunday in Lagos cautioned the President-elect, Muhammadu Buhari, against appointing persons with questionable character into his government, Punch reports.


Some of these people, the cleric said, were among those who facilitated Buhari’s success on March 28.

Bakare, who was the running mate to Buhari in the 2011 Presidential election on the platform of the defunct Congress for Progressive Change, said this at the 26th anniversary of his church. He delivered a message titled, ‘Democracy audit: chances, choices and consequences.’

The 60 year-old pastor urged Buhari to start the fight against corruption from his circle and lay a good example, saying change cannot be achieved if these were not done.

He said,
“I congratulate Nigerians; we have chosen a man of integrity as our President. But integrity is not enough to run a government.
“May the good Lord surround the President-elect with men and women of goodwill, great intellectual capacity, competence and character to help restore our wasted years.
“I pray sincerely that not all those who facilitated his winning the election will be among those who run the government. I did say before the election that I trust the person of General Buhari but not all those around him.
“I mean every word of it because many of them are nothing but Ali Baba and 40 thieves. And if these are the same who would go into government, you can’t fight evil with evil. You can as well kiss the anti-corruption stance of Mr. President-elect goodbye.”
Bakare prayed for Buhari to have the needed wisdom and strength, noting that people were already submitting applications to him to serve in the incoming administration.
“You don’t know how many applications are in my phone. I am not the Vice-President; I am not looking for a job. They said ‘we know General Buhari listens to you; if I cannot get Minister of Works, maybe I will get Minister of Aviation’.
“The vultures are now going round and round. If he does not have quality people around him, then they will put round pegs in square holes and within two years, we are back to square one.”

Source: http://www.punchng.com/news/integrity-not-enough-to-fight-corruption-bakare-tells-buhari/

Nonsense! The family will either refund my money or give me change! The man too is highly silly! Arranged marriages are useless! If you can't woo a girl yourself cut off your manhood!
Bullshit!!!

Remember they say nothing goes for nothing. So when a criminal like Tinubu backs you up, you should know what's coming

DickDastardly:
Bros , i dey busy dey sharpen my sword. Seems its sweeter being in opposition.
I have gathered up to 20 derrogatory names for Buhari and will wait till 29th may to start hitting from all cylinders.
You see, its easier to destroy than to build, and thats what we will make em realize soon

Dem never see anything

It's amusing to see APC e-goblins trying effortlessly to defend Buhari and the impossible promises he made.
Good thing GEJ is out now, so it's my turn to taunt and ridicule these cows each time they flop

I'm only waiting to see N1 = $1, Buhari can leave the rest.
We are watching

illiad:
What awaits you is much more than Jonathan saw. Why will we not expect miracle when you promised us more miracles than even prophets had wrought? Such miracles as; 1naira =1dollar, you will regulate international oil price, wipe out bokoharam, and feed students twice daily.
Wipe our corruption and employ every youth.

Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown. Work your talks or face more insults than Jonathan received.

Mynd44:
I don't even see why people think they need to lose sleep over Saturday sef. Agbaje can not win.

If anyone thinks Tinubu is about to lose Lagos (it did not happen when he was pitched against Obasanjo and you think it will happen when the loyalty of the police and army has changed), the person is kidding ( JK) the only reason the APC is throwing up a media party is that when the results come, nobody will come to say the APC cooked numbers up.

[s]Agbaje will not get up to the numbers GEJ got in Lagos[/s]

One thing you don't know is that most people who voted against GEJ will vote for Agbaje. They want the same CHANGE that you campaigned for in the presidency in the gubernatorial too. APC has ruled Lagos for well over 15 years

Alcatraz001:
We are watching the ibos and all there shenanigans...............m.We told you not to take our gentility for weakness but you refused,hope you are ready for whaats coming?

I hope you have imported area boys from nnewi to help you fight the Agberos? Lagos belongs to Yorubas and it is not a No man's Land as you are fond of saying. Let's see how it goes though....

You reason like a fool! Agbaje is still Yoruba like Ambode. So why are u having headache on whom we choose to vote? Mumu, you can only rant online like the coward you are. It's your type that runs out of Lagos when trouble starts

lucrownt:
eMust you post trash on an intellectual thread? Please get a good life today.
Back to the topic, kudos to the OP.
Personally, the best job for you is to look around your environment and think about what the environs is lacking. The demand for that kind of thing will surely open ways for you to realize huge profits..
God Bless your hustling..

You're a useless prickhead! Would you rather use condoms as balloons instead of fuuking? And why did you have to quote me when I never mentioned your name?

And for this reason, Ambode will lose! You don't threaten Igbos on their rights. Oba, may you die on the throne and be eaten by maggots!!

I support CONDOM SHOP: the rate of phocking nowadays is very high

Fat dudes sweat in bed

It's because most girls above 18 are already washed off. The oldest virgin now should be around 13 or 14

craziebone:
why don't this illitrate just shut up already!!!

My dear you need to get sound education before commenting on topics beyond your intellectual capacity. Who told you that a lady enjoying sex or not has got anything to do with the size of your pe.ni.s?

You're obviously a learner! No need educating u on this 'common cause'. Ask people around you.

And the last time i checked, men are not the ones who file for divorse most times at least not for infidelity. Women are.

I can agree if you say in the Europe, but if u mean Africa, you're either misinformed or clueless. For marriage insecurity, women are more victimised.

When i said your post reeks mysogyny, i wasn't telling lies. Again you tend to put the blame of failed marriages on women having slept with many men. How about women being worried about not being good enough in bed for her huby who must have had so many women before and may begin to compare?

Most men, or say sane men, don't marry women on the account of how good they are in bed. Rather, they marry women who they love and believe could keep a home. One truth u don't know is that even bad men prefer marrying decent ladies for home keep, but hang out with 'runs girls' for casual flings.

And no, not everybody believes in God in the christian sense and i want you to live with it! You do not expect such people to do things your fucking way!

Lastly, you want to pass off as someone who is holy but i am surprised words like "dick", "Bleep" etc are comin out of your filthy mouth!

You just said 'bleeping' and still condemn another person for saying "dick"?

Toks2008:
Unfortunately i dont know your gender so i dont really know how to answer you but if you are a man then i dont need to reply at all because this comment can only come from one with no sexual decency and decorum but if you are a lady then i will assume it was written in error.

Nevertheless i must commend your prowess in writing just that unfortunately you have succeeded in making no sense at all judging from the fact that you boldly reiterated that it is men who initiate sex and that indeed is laughable and a comic relief which makes me wonder if these men hypnotize these girls to come visit..How miopic.I will stop here.

Don't mind him/her. In sex matters, girls always take the lead, and are more adventurous. I remember running nak.ed under the rain with friends at the age of 11; then, girls of 9 and below were already aware of their sexual organs. They were watching from the corridors, pointing at our "little men" and laughing at us.
How many men can travel far distances to meet girls? But girls travel across states, borders, to meet men for sex; even men they met on the internet. In fact, was it not the woman that ate the fruit first?

Orijin101:
[b] ok. . . the last time Rachael visited me, here are the characters i observed;

*orijin, please put kamasutra letz watch, this lord of the rings is gettin borin, i did!

*orijin, you are busy with your system while I'm here alone, am i not important to you? i joined her!

*orijin, can you see what that king is doing before having sex with his wife? i comot eyes!

*orijin, you are not even romantic, are you not enjoyin the movie with me? I smiled

*orijin, why are you smilin now, you are too naughty, she mistakenly/intentionally hits my kokoro, I laughed!

*orijin, I'm coming i wanna use the toilet, i said ok!

-while she was in the toilet, i quickly performed some miracles which you will read later

-she came back and sat on my lap

*orijin, i jez don't know why i love you so much and i replied "i love you too babe"

*she started kissin me and my kokoro started searchin for signal. . .

*she started rubbin my kokoro and i started svckin her oranges

*she unzipped my trouser to give me a head but to her greatest surprise! My kokoro waz already putting on a CONDOM!

And what happened after that *some text missing*

cc: tosyne2much[/b]

Iidiot!

[quote author=vizkizpost=32381758][/quote]You should have owned this thread because your own assertions seem more realistic. . .except that, in my own case, horror movies work for me. She'd flinch and seek for what to grip
Bravo!

doalli:
...now I see d reason y ur friends call u fool...u be big MUMU....Aljazeerah is know worldwide to be one of d sincere media organisations if not only one...

Animal! Don't quote when ur not quoted. My opinion about Aljazeerah remains my opinion, shove yours up ur ass! He-diot!

Aljazeerah is an Islamic terrorist entity. They should be jailed

Our money will be safe, but what of our lives? Buhari call ur boys to order once and for all please. The killing is enough

Deeper Life don come again; which one be 'fulfilled God's assignment'?

Mrchippychappy:
very soon there would be no such thing as Easter in Nigeria.

Sai Buhari, Sai Islam!

Lmao!

Ambode will not win

This thread is absurd!