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Picomon:
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I can see you're pained already. But I'm only giving u a preview of ur destiny. You were born in a cursed family, so how's that my fault.
Your mom is a local village prostitute who practices witchcraft and ur dad a dirty, poor drunkard, an object of ridicule to the villagers. Do you still expect to be useful in ur life, after inheriting this curse? No!
You won't die until ur done burying all this rubbish people that make up your family. You will toil for nothing on this earth coz ur own poverty will be epic!
Die, motherfucker!

Her mom is prettier

Jonathan has won!!!
Forget these results, people wey know don already know. Now they're asking us to go home to avoid APC violence






GEJ - 2019!!!

One thing people don't understand is that the percentage comparisons in states is the main determinant of this poll. And GEJ is still on the better side

One thing people don't understand is that the percentage comparisons in states is the main determinant of this poll

MoneyGreen:
thunder fire that your mouth you bastard son of a ho! PDP Army shot a youth to death and you're still blaming the youth.. Boko Haram go visit your family soon, idiotic son of a b'itch!

So it's no longer Nigerian Army?

AndreRose:
APC why!

God bless you! When he can't impregnate his wife he'll blame PDP too

Jonathan's time!

UrennaNkoli:
God bless Kaduna for us.
This is a landslide victory. Votes from Kaduna state alone is equal to 4 SS states.
We give GEJ the SS and SE so this won't be too embarrassing. Hope he has started packing his bags.

Its all over for GEJ and PDP. You've falied woefully
Sai Buhari

Do you know the meaning of landslide?

Jwonder:
Let d north continue to release their result, when una finish.. We in SS and SE will do calculation and release our's....


Politics is Game!!!!!!!!! PDP are undefeated champions in the GAME

I'll start replying them after GEJ is declared winner.
I only fear for non-northerners living in those states coz I know Boko haram will fight again this afternoon when they find out their father has lost again

Thieves!!! Jonathan beat Buhari by miles in Adamawa state. Who dey lie dis kind lie. Dia is God o

It will be a shame that after all these rants from the online APC members GEJ wins in the end. Keep dreaming! Who laughs last laushs best

Am I the only one who thinks Buhari has more supporters on Nairaland than he has in real life?

Matildahenshaw:
and victory in kano,katsina and bauchi will wallop??

Calm down, time will tell. The collation is still on

Chris is very good in politics. He already knows that GEJ will win

Matildahenshaw:
thats the biggest threy can get in north,wait for kano,katsina,oyo,bauchi,zamfara,jigawa,borno,kebbi..And who doesnt knw pdp are winning plateau,benue,taraba and nassarawa...nd who doesnt knw Apc are winning lagos,oyo,osun,ogun and ondo...duhhh so now chill nd wait for more results.

Abeg, forget story! Jonathan is taking Adamawa as well with a wide margin. You didn't even mention Imo, another APC state that GEJ is claiming now. The margin from his Jos victory alone will wallop your Oyo, Ogun and Ondo combined. So na u know wetin u dey talk

I posted an authentic result here of PDP leading in Plateau and some animals from Buhari's kingdom attacked me.
Just imagine the margin, 277,811 to 58,502. That's a phocking 219,309 difference!!! Una go hear am today. Aso Rock is not meant for wild beasts with brooms




Kai, Buhari!

Story for the gods there'll be so many heartbreaks today when INEC announces GEJ as winner. But it's good to fantasize, especially when u know u won't get there. Sorry, APC. Wtf is Leadership newspaper?

Picomon:
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You'll still die but not without agony, prickhead. I've cursed u and nothing will reverse that. You'll remain a slave and sweat for others. Your family will be ridiculed in public till they all die and go to hell

Picomon:
My mum was stoned to death after being exposed as a local witch and my dad died while climbing palmi tree. Is there any hope I'll make it?

No, bro. Ur own death will be worse. U'll die slowly and painfully. But I suggest u make haste, go lie down on Oshodi express and close ur eyes. Next time u open them u'll see ur family waiting for u in hell fire.

Die, bastard

Obadiah77:
you miss road

Wait until tomorrow

Acidosis:
We've not heard from Aisha, the ambassador of "Edo Prostitutes".

Lmao! nice reply!

Picomon:
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That thunder must fire u and ur family this year. You will die an untimely death on a hot afternoon with ur two eyes wide open. Vultures will eat u up coz even the earth will reject ur carcass. Your frustration will start after GEJ has been declared winner a second time. Then u can go back to ur village and join the local hunters. Bastard!

Picomon:
[s]Thunder is already firing ur household.. Son of a crazy bastard... Modafacker who feed on shit like his cluess fada.

Bitachh go rejoice with a Mouth Gig coz u n ur generation are losing it big time.

You're a disgrace to mankind, and u knw what? Go give the dogs ur brain to feed on coz I doubt if u will ever be great in life with d way u r spreading cheap rumors.

Try harder, dogg.[/s]

The curse of ur forefathers will follow ur generation till the end of days! And that thunder will kill u and everyone u love. Ur shitty attitude of jumping on people's posts shows u were born through the anus. Useless son of a cum-drinking father. If u want to live longer than Buhari, u better start minding ur business. When the other animals from ur party spew rubbish about PDP, I keep silent but stick my opinion. Why must u quote and insult me when I never insulted u first? Must u show everyone u don't have proper home-training? Quote me again and I'll curse u the more, scallywag!

SeverusSnape:
The fact is this; North Central as a whole is for GEJ.

GEJ TILL Buhari STOPS HIS FULANI MARAUDERS FROM KILLING BENUE INDIGENES.

Toktee what's up?

It's a very painful truth, bro

tefoko:
I get cumshots from my dad every morning, he said it will help me reason faster. Is that true?

Yes, continue sucking ur pa's c.ock till u die

PassingShot:
Child of anger and frustration!

Ur father is frustrated. Learn to mind ur business, he-diot!

KenJak:
Ti e ta.

Amu nna gi