driveiwe: Op u very correct, Now for all ya who need to quit masturbation, say these words after me, DEAR JESUS PLS COME INTO MY HEART, AND COME BE MY LORD AND MASTER, I BLV THAT GOD RAISED YOU FROM THE DEAD, AND YOU NOW SIT AT THE RIGHT HAND OF GOD IN HEAVEN ,PLS COME INTO MY HEART AND BE MY LORD. IN JESUS NAME. ..... AMEN NOW TO THE DEMON OF MASTURBATION SAY UNTO IT... LET GO OFF MY BODY IN JESUS NAME AND NEVER RETURN AGAIN. AMEN.
I know of two pastors that are married but still masturbate what will you tell them..
NigeriaBam: One of the leading telecommunications services provider, Airtel Nigeria has unveiled its repackaged "SmartTrybe" to gives there subscribers affordable and cheapest call rate and data bundle plan in addition to freebies.
According to Airtel, "SmartTRYBE is the special plan from Airtel designed to keep you connected with everything that's up with your Trybe! With the best rates on data and calls to all networks, an amazing exclusive data deal and night browsing for your favorite music, movies and TV Series so you never miss a thing."
Airtel "SmartTryBe" Repackage was launched at Vapors Lounge, Victoria Island, Lagos State on Friday 12th August, 2016 with colourful event attended young people who enfolded the irresistible and powerful package.
According to Airtel, the repackaged Smart Trybe gives 11k/sec rate to all networks in Nigeria and cheapest cost of data bundle.
This repackaged Smart Trybe sports in three forms;
» Trybe Special Data
» Trybe Night Browsing
» Trybe Weekend
Subscribers can simply dial *312# to opt-in for this beautiful packages.
The SmartTrybe aimed at enhancing the Nigeria youth’s access to a cheap data bundle and call rates which comes gives with 1GB of data at N500 for one week (7 days), while customers on the Trybe Night Browsing package get 500MB data bundle to browse between 12:00 am – 5:00 am with just N25, and also 1.5GB data bundle to surf the net between 12:00 am to 5:00 am with just N50, With Airtel SmartTryBe Weekend customers enjoy 250 MB as well as 30 minutes free call to Airtel numbers.
Some youths who attended the event noted that Airtel Nigeria has continuously empowered young Nigerians by providing innovative telecommunication packages that empower youths to realize their full potentials and fulfil their dreams.
At the event which was held at Vapors Lounge at Victoria Island, Lagos, subscribers especially the youths who converged at the venue had a swell time as the telco treated guest to quality entertainment.
Airtel Brand Ambassadors including Phyno, Patoranking, One Mic Star, Acetune; The Voice Nigeria finalists, Nonso, Chike and Brenda thrilled the audience.
Repackaged SmartTryBe Summary;
» Calls at 11k/sec to ALL NETWORKS
» 1GB for N500. Valid for 7 days
» Night Browsing;
i. N25 for 500MB. Valid between 12:00 am and 5:00 am
ii. N50 for 1.5GB. Valid between 12:00 am and 5:00 am
SnakeXenzia: Okay, straight to the point I started working out five weeks ago and I think the result is quite obvious, impressing and encouraging NLers,what do you say?
Gidoka: What will you do? That moment when you pay your house rent through mobile phone app, and after 15minutes you receive an MTN alert saying: "Dear customer, thank you for subscribing to our 15 years 980,000GB for N650,000. Your data will expire on 12/08/2031". Thanks for choosing MTN.
Ikemsgee: I saw this online and folks
were debating on the
appropriateness of the
slippers. Some think it is
very disrespectful and
borders on blasphemy, while some others see it as no big
deal. What do you think? Looking
at it from aesthetic point of
view, it is pleasing to eyes
but…
mikron: 2.NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF SEALORDS BUCANNER ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA (BAN ALORA-SEALORDS In 1972, a member of the Pyrates Confraternity, Bolaji Crew (Code-named “Late Ahoy Rica Ricardo” and others were indifferent to the teachings and doctrine of the confraternity and as such, before one could say Jack Robinson, the birth of a new cult group named Buccaneer emerged structuring it styles and hierarchical structure after the Pyrates. Different notorious cult groups had emerging without check from the concerned authority, unleashing terror on humanity and posterity.
Some beliefs and sayings: No Price No Pay No brothers in the wood No laughing on board Blood for blood Let the devil that lead you guide you They have other sayings, which are basically thereby to make new members feel they made the right choice in belonging to a fraternity with such high code of conduct and discipline. Members are known as: ”Fine boys”, ”Ban Boys”, ”Alora”, ”Bucketmen”, ”Lords,” etc
I will join only on 1 condition I would be paid 300k every week..
Towncrier247: Watch Ghana Pastor Flog Two Teenagers Inside Church For Having Premarrital Sex
In a video which has gone viral on Facebook, Controversial Ghanaian Pastor Daniel Obinim could be seen beating the teenagers – whose names were not immediately known – with a whip. This was the same pastor who was seen anointing the joystick of his male congregant in a recent viral video.
He accused the girl, as he lashed her, of having sex instead of focusing on work as an apprentice. Whipping the boy for allegedly impregnating the girl, Obinim questioned how he was going to take of her and the baby since he (the boy) was unemployed.
At one point, the girl ran away after the beating became unbearable, but Obinim ordered one of his pastors to bring her back.
He continued the beating as soon as she was brought back, saying “Why are you such a fool. Why are you such a fool?” as he lashed her ferociously.
The major craze in this clime and time is social media ,e-retailers and othr great things on the world wide web. So first thing:
1 LEARN HOW TO BE A DIGITAL MARKETER:
Who is that: someone that understands e-mail marketing,social media advertising, search engine optimization,google analytics and a fairly good idea abt web designs. In short the guy that can help u get buzz on ur product or service offered online.
Information to be this person is all online and as it is.. we all live online anyway;so any youth can turn that wasted time into a gold mine.
This is a skill corporates re willing 2 pay correct money 4. Brick and mortar company trying to figure out ways to have a big presence online and have a return on investment on money spent online.
2 LEARN TO BE AN AFFILIATE MARKETER:
With the inroad jumia,konga,deal dey etc have made,this is a viable way of trying to earn some dough.
This could take some time-6 months to 1 year to get the hang of it and start profiting. The input for these is time and propably money for a domain name: 30$.
3. LEARN TO BE A PROGRAMMER :
A damn good programmer won't starve. Like with all skill set,it takes good time to be a bad ass one. All u need is just the 'can do spirit',a mind that is ready to learn- open minded- and make sure it is what u want. If working the back-end seems too much u can learn designing a user interface xml(uix).
We now have schools whereby they re ready to pay you while learning to be a better programmer: Andela . Though the barrier of entry is quite high.
A good programmer can go on to be anything he wants to be; think about the googles,oracles,microsoft,apple,facebook,nairaland e.t.c .
The whole world is your oyster: u can venture into any fields and try to disrupt it by creating unique solutions to myriads of problem in Nigeria.
U might want to look up this start-ups : paystack, hotels.ng, kangpe doctors, andela, prepclass, traclist, flutterwave, drinks.ng, paga and many more. They are all trying to solve problems with technology and monetizing it .
really hope I get to programme 2 some extent one day .
4 Agriculture
This is the big Elephant in the room. We need cheaper tomatoes,bags of rice are expensive,yam is expensive,even sweet potato is now costly ,garri is not that accesible to the poor man anymore; Without mentioning addendums : small eggs,xpensive fish and meat; though u can have a meal without these anyway.
All these points to one thing : scarcity. We import almost everything,youths re in urban centres looking for white collar jobs with funny certificates.
About time to choose a field in agriculture and be a specialist in it :from the quick wins(low hanging fruits) of fish farming to snail rearing,poultry farming ,pig farming ,best ways of growing subsistence crops - defer cash crops technique till later
Find something to do across the value chain of agric: learn how to harvest rice-operating the thresher, processing-handling the mill, storage-learn abt how to go about storing cereals in silos.
Be a specialist and try to find ways of marketing these skills,even if it involves going to co-operative farmers in your village.
One thing is sure, a 21st century farmer will not go hungry.
5 Blogging
Everybody is a blogger nowadays,but trust me there is still room for curation of quality contents on your blog.
Find a great niche that is interesting to you and write or find great stories around it. Curating good contents is not easy neither is creating it,reason why a lot of blogs takes the easy way out and lifts off stories off one another.
The downside to these is that it is a thankless job,and for a hungry man,the incubation period-using linda as an example:4-5 years - b4 it can be monetized might just be too long. You can add to that : finding keywords that would drive traffic to your blog, might involve a jobless man finding dollars for facebook,twitter,instagram,google ads .
But in all these u become a better person and an authority in that field and u never know who or when the expertise would be needed.
A rich kid would easily crack blogging than a jobless dude. These bring me to jobs that would work well for a jobless dude with buffer: photography-those cameras re quite expensive, same thing with being a dj-ask dj cuppy(otedola),xclusive (alakija) ,obi (ajuonuma) ,case ( dehinde fernandez grandson). U can try cracking being a chef. All these skills re in high demand.
A jobless dude won't be able to afford money 4 studio sessions,or the xpenses for transportation and looking good for an audition: hazards of trying to be an entertainer.
This list is not exhaustive,about time we stop mopping about lack of jobs and find something for our hands to do. God bless.
You are blessed continue more connections for you in Jesus name..Amen
lonelydora: Op since you are not jobless, I won't take this writeup serious. How can you advice jobless people what to do when you are not one of them? Just like someone who can't drive telling a cross-country driver what to do.
"Na Person wey wear shoe know where e dey pinch am"
what is your problem did he force you is your choice to make if u prefer being idle then your are free**Nigerian and character to help na bad thing...
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PayBoyXclusives: [b]i always say girls are worthless.. Just make money dude and you will see how worthless they are.. My Short experience last week..
Drove down to my family house unexpectedly, got there and no one was at home, called and they said they went to church (evening service), so i parked in our space decided to walk down my neighborhood and see some few old time family peeps because i grew up in that neighborhood. Got to an old friend's house he welcomed me happily, we spoke for about 2 hours while sipping a bottle of liquor (Jack Daniels precisely), it was already 6:05pm told him my family might be back from Church, need to see them briefly before hitting the road and i really don't want to stay out too late. He said "cheers man its all good try and leave before 8pm because we got an information that people are normally robbed on this road especially if your driving a fancy car" he smiled. While walking me to my family house we saw my old crush Jane(not her real name) and a girl don't know her though.. i spin this chick for about 3 years when i was still living with my family, she humiliated me in front of my friends and her friends too, because of her they gave me a name in the neighborhood (name withheld).
Our conversation; Jane; hi David (not my real name) Longtime no see.. where have you been? your looking good and well fed
Me; **in my mind (which one be well fed, i been dey hungry before or i don beg you food before) been around
Jane: around where? i have not seen you in months, well meet my friend Joy (not her real name) she just came back from a vacation a Dubai.
Me: **in my mind (who ask you? wetin concern me with Dubai) oh nice to meet you Joy..
My friend; oh Jane so you did not see me here..mtcheew
Jane; what's your own.. abeggy see you around joor. anyway David i have to go now, am going somewhere very urgent..Take care boys..
Me; Boys (feeling humiliated again)
We got to my house, still no one home, i called but no answer, sent a text message that am leaving will see them by weekend..(still feeling humiliated and a bit angry), got into my car with my friend and drove him to his house. While driving out of my neighborhood, i saw Jane and Joy standing by the junction, horned and brought my door glass down cos its tinted, she was like omg David are you kidding me, like seriously you drive this car.. i smiled and told her we could hang out for the evening if she is free, she said why not "what the hell am i doing baby" i was shocked me baby?? she said are you not my baby.. abeggy joor, she called her friend and they jumped into my car like rambo
i drove them to a lounge.. that's how i fuuckked both of them for 2 days free of charge, left them in the lounge and went home..This is a girl i wasted 3 years of my life asking her out and i really loved that girl with all my heart then, would have married her if i was given a chance because there was nothing i wasn't willing to do for her then..[/b]
I feel you my guy no time if she call no pick game over
prinsam30: OP I think this guy is right, u need to sub to N25 for 500mb before u do the one of N50 for 1.5gb data and if u must sub, do it some minutes past 12midnight or wait for 1am.
Mind you it has been working flawlessly in my area, without complain, just make sure u have a separate Airtel SIM card for this night plan.
Advice : don't use ur day to day Airtel line don't use ur Airtel 2G network plan, just use a new Airtel SIM and ur good to go
my guy nothing like that I tried the same thing but nothing to show for it
prinsam30: OP I think this guy is right, u need to sub to N25 for 500mb before u do the one of N50 for 1.5gb data and if u must sub, do it some minutes past 12midnight or wait for 1am.
Mind you it has been working flawlessly in my area, without complain, just make sure u have a separate Airtel SIM card for this night plan.
Advice : don't use ur day to day Airtel line don't use ur Airtel 2G network plan, just use a new Airtel SIM and ur good to go
my guy nothing like that I tried the same thing but nothing to show for it
prinsam30: OP I think this guy is right, u need to sub to N25 for 500mb before u do the one of N50 for 1.5gb data and if u must sub, do it some minutes past 12midnight or wait for 1am.
Mind you it has been working flawlessly in my area, without complain, just make sure u have a separate Airtel SIM card for this night plan.
Advice : don't use ur day to day Airtel line don't use ur Airtel 2G network plan, just use a new Airtel SIM and ur good to go
my guy nothing like that I tried the same thing but nothing to show for it
chumakk: This is the third time airtel have successful stole from my account. Whenever data activation for 1.5g for N50 fails airtel will refuse to refund you the money or alocate you the data. They will tell you they are working on it. The funny part is the customer service agnet will tell you that it will be resolved in next 12 hours!? It is a service that will end by 5am this morning so that means it will never be resloved. Your money is gone. Pls i use this service almost everyday BUT this is the problem. It is not preditable. I mean this is bad. Etisalat always refund your money or give you free minutes if you have this kind of problem. Also i have ask them to stop sending me unwanted message s and calls through 2442 but they refused to comply. Do NCC really enforce that law?
are you minding the stupid network since I bought my sim they haven't given me anything not even 5naira yet dey deduct money from me with no just course and when I try reaching them *it would be resolved in 12hours rubbish network going back to go load 200 naira and get 200mb for free isn't that ok for charting
Padreo: i am Damian a student of Federal polytechnic Oko, HND2 computer science. After the lecture, a piece of paper was passed to students for attendance that's when i faced him. i was to write mine then he tapped my arms for me to give him the attendance sheet, i got angry coz i hate being bullied, i declined giving him then we dragged the attendance sheet, he then told me he's going to deal with me, foolishly of me i told he he cant do nothing. After he went i was told he's a Cultist and one of the top. Am scared as hell here...please my fellow nairalanders what should i do? should i go ask him to pardon me??
u dey ask but if him ask of settlement no give am anything...
emmatee57: thanks bro. some bad guys will use the skill to cheat very strong on those dudes. even me self, my girlfriend de acuse me of cheating, i go show her anger by not coming online nor read her messages.D
Phones › Re: Airtel Repackaged "Airtel Smarttrybe" 11k/sec All Networks, N50 For 1.5GB Data. by Xbursta(m): 10:41pm On Aug 23, 2016
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