hopexter:


Why don’t you create something too you complainant or does he have two heads

He made a valid point don't complain!

Na drone be Dat, abi hover board.


On a more serious note, that's some serious gravity sh*t right there!

oluwaseunamos33:
Hmmmm. But it's very wrong. Even me that's not holding any polytical position was there

Even me, I was almost there before my boss called me and gave me another Primary Assignment.

Are these for Nigerians?

Damn!
And she's just 43

Guy, wise up na

By the way, your 5m is in which currency

Hope it's not Zimbabwean dollars

It deserves to be in the crime section truly

The number was meant to be upside down

CandyOps:
Lol reminds me of stuff we do as kids.

So let me get this right... You were peeping at your bro's wifey and her relative caught you?

E be like u no sabi blow lie. Abi na para de catch u? Well did he catch you on video? If not, just grow some balls and tell him to his face that he can't prove it. Be mean, tell him this should be the first and last time he'll ever accuse you of such nonsense.

No face. No case

And if he goes ahead to report even though I doubt he will, deny him and say it's because he asked you for money and you said No. Simple

This is exactly what the FG is doing and you people are complaining.

Family Buhari

It is well

Drizzy5001:
I pray help comes her way. So sad.

It's beyond prayer bro!
Help has found her already

Shabaleen:
So sad! may her soul rest in perfect peace! as for the bastard, death by firing squard will be ok. my people say no to domestic violence!!!

Quit saying that for saying sake bro!

I'm not sure people ever said yes to it.

SarkinYarki:


I am sure you think you can out run a hippo? . Don't try it

Why would I wanna do that ?
Where do you think I live? Sub-Saharan Africa?

No reason to try bro

alabo1:


Guy you no dey rest? If you have a productive life you will not have the time for all this. Abeg make we rest

And you're resting yourself

Come off it bro!

Springboot:


Alligator is not slow

An alligator that big must be slow

chuksville:
What a huge alligator !�
Those dogs are just morons.
How can a very slow alligator catch a dog that has a keen sense of smell, sight and hearing.
What's the purpose of keeping such dogs.

I agree with your line of thoughts, but sha who no go no go know

habsydiamond:
What u refuse to believe is that, ur students believe that, the yahoo of a thing is an easy path to greatness.... Please sir u need to enlighten them.. Peer group influence don scatter their head like koko waves...

Where una dey get this chest sef?

My own just be like slice bread

Professorcplus:
Random thought: This big ship carrying thousands of container is like putting all your eggs in one basket. One Torpedo is all it takes to sink it I guess

#ConstructiveCriticism is allowed

No now.
Where's the Torpedo going to come from?
Or would you rather have it carry just one container?
It's not a war ship bro, so there's no reason why it should get hit by a Torpedo. This is not World War all over again.

Maybe you have watched one two many conspiracy movies

Killed or feared killed

Only God knows how many years it took them to plan this

Whatever they do, they shouldn't near the borders of naija. If not, they'll be kidnapped.

Ghozt:
If i am going to be honest with you ,in my own humble opinion without being sentimental of course, without offending anyone who thinks differently from my own point of view,but also by looking into this matter in distinctive perspective ,i would like to say i have nothing to say

If i am going to be honest with you ,in my own humble opinion without being sentimental of course, without offending anyone who thinks differently from my own point of view,but also by looking into this matter in distinctive perspective ,i would like to say that you are not serious

AFvckingAlpha:
The fvck

Niggarr!!

Make I go fire 20k on City to win HT for lionsbet.

If I lose I get cash back.

See my siggy to sign up niggarr!!

Premium tears loading

Liverpool just got three-ted

Congrats to her.

But I hope she ain't related to that midget in kaduna state

After today, spurs name should be changed to 'spoils'

If u know, u know.

Abeg share better livestream link, this one just dey hang anyhow.

Livestream link please

Abeg, who pageant help?

Amidst all these insecurities

If they kidnap the foreign contestants nko

southniyikaye:
The day I stopped tampering with electricity was the day iron shocked me and I was looking for who hit me with a plank cos it seems someone hit me with a heavy plank...

Back then at agro villa, I remembered the day I was connecting light in the rain...
You know how you hook your wire to a dry bamboo tree, bend the edge of your wire and try to hang it on electric pole..
Let me not say what happened but since then, I promised never to try it again..
That day I saw death putting on a full regalia

I can relate with the plank part sha

southniyikaye:
The day I stopped tampering with electricity was the day iron shocked me and I was looking for who hit me with a plank cos it seems someone hit me with a heavy plank...

Back then at agro villa, I remembered the day I was connecting light in the rain...
You know how you hook your wire to a dry bamboo tree, bend the edge of your wire and try to hang it on electric pole..
Let me not say what happened but since then, I promised never to try it again..
That day I saw death putting on a full regalia

What color was the regalia?

MOLOTOVcockTAIL:
Why would Dangote be doing this back and forth with this nonentity
We've seen your bum bum and so what? Why not ignore. Or even claim it's Photoshop videoshop Why jump in the mud on a pigs invitation. What is he trying to prove Oga lay low abeg. The matter no worth all the gragra.
You be human being and we wey dey look up to you understand.

Oga, speak for yourself

If the matter cast now, Na you go first run.