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Health / Re: Sleep Paralysis: Is It Natural Or Spiritual? by xcelentattitude(m): 10:15pm On Aug 29, 2020
sylve11:
Sleep Paralysis is A temporary inability to move or speak while falling asleep or upon waking.
Sleep paralysis most often occurs in people who have narcolepsy or sleep apnoea, but it can affect anyone.
Episodes involve not being able to speak or move while falling asleep or upon waking. This usually lasts one or two minutes and is often frightening.
The main treatment is improved sleep habits (sleep hygiene) including going to bed at the same time every night, ensuring a comfortable sleep environment free of distractions and avoiding caffeine before sleeping. cool


See scientific lie grin

You're on your own

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Health / Re: Sleep Paralysis: Is It Natural Or Spiritual? by xcelentattitude(m): 10:10pm On Aug 29, 2020
It's very spiritual

However, I have observed that the few times it ever happened to me, I was sleeping facing up.

If you fire-rize yourself, the harassment will stop.

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Travel / Re: Last Moment Of Chika Ernest, The Pilot Of Helicopter That Crashed In Lagos by xcelentattitude(m): 1:52pm On Aug 29, 2020
tillaman:
There’s just something about death whenever it comes knocking, A dude I use to kick it with insisted on eating from the same plate with his sister something he detests so much ( eating in the same plate with anyone) he was just acting so funny that night only for him to Pass On over night!!
Rest on pilot


Very true bro

Same thing happened to my pops 10years ago

The day he was going to die, he played with everyone like never before. Funny thing is that he knew, he even told me sef. His oracle told him and he just said few incantations and laughed over it.

Later that day in the night, he was assassinated.
According to what we heard, there was a duel between him and the assassins.

All his gods could not save him.

Only Jesus can save.

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Nairaland / General / Re: What's The Worst Thing You Ever Did Under The Influence Of Alcohol? by xcelentattitude(m): 9:55pm On Aug 28, 2020
I'm a Christian

Business / Re: Should I Give My Oga The N1.3M I Saved From His Business Or Do I Keep It? by xcelentattitude(m): 8:00pm On Aug 28, 2020
I hope your Oga is nairaland reading following this thread grin

Igwe must hear this!

TV/Movies / Re: FG Asks Multichoice To Suspend DSTV, GOTV Price Increase by xcelentattitude(m): 1:21pm On Aug 27, 2020
I was hoping they would just suspend it altogether sef undecided

That would have been great.
Romance / Re: A Girl Spent The Night At His Place And I'm Feeling So Bad About It. by xcelentattitude(m): 7:02am On Aug 26, 2020
These are indeed the last days!


What if you had gone there and he had slept with you only to find out that you have contracted an incurable disease, would you still blame the devil or your village people?

If we were to find out now, OP was probably sitting in the front row in church on Sunday.

OP you really really really need Jesus!

Family / Re: A Giant Snake In My Roof. I Need A Snake Charmer To Remove It by xcelentattitude(m): 9:46pm On Aug 25, 2020
Uncle lala comes to mind grin

Politics / Re: “Femi Fani-kayode, You Are A Madman” - Mr Jollof by xcelentattitude(m): 12:27am On Aug 25, 2020
"I even get chain wey I go take chain myself enter the slave trade ship"

This guy is not serious about this right?
Romance / Re: 7 Most Important Bro Code Every Guy Should Never Break! by xcelentattitude(m): 10:55pm On Aug 23, 2020
Godstime247147:
I'm starving. For the past two months eating once a day is a luxury
At first i didn't have d balls to beg here cux people will think am lying.
If am lying may God punish my soul.
Pls help..
A closed mouth might be a RIP.

Emmanuel ukpabi
Access 0000033599



Your own better bros!
If you have been doing that for the past 2 months and you're still alive, you've got nothing to worry about bro. All you need to do is to be thanking God.

Even if you get money to buy more food, I'm of the opinion that you shouldn't, instead save Up! Before you know it, u don buy land

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Romance / Re: 7 Most Important Bro Code Every Guy Should Never Break! by xcelentattitude(m): 10:49pm On Aug 23, 2020
I'm not surprised at all undecided

What do I expect from OP after watching 5 seasons of Blackish and possibly 3 seasons of Grownish.

All I can say is that these kinda rules/codes doesn't work in a lawless country like Nigeria.


OP you need Jesus!


Bro code koor!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: PSG Vs Bayern Munich Champions League Final (0 - 1) On 23rd August 2020 by xcelentattitude(m): 8:22pm On Aug 23, 2020
May both teams win sad

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Romance / Re: No Guy Can Leave A Girl With This Nyash PHOTOS by xcelentattitude(m): 7:53pm On Aug 22, 2020
Wakanda topics do we have on nairaland these days gaan!

OP you need Jesus!
Romance / Re: Lots Of Naija Guys Now Go After Teenage Girls For Sex (picture) by xcelentattitude(m): 7:46pm On Aug 22, 2020
Somebody already summarised it by saying "today's teenagers have bodies bigger than their age which can sometimes be a big problem."

All they need is Jesus at that age!

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Religion / Re: CAMA: FG Says Religious Bodies Must Submit Details Of Their Finances by xcelentattitude(m): 7:21pm On Aug 22, 2020
Songs of Solomon 1:6

Do not gaze at me because I am dark, because the sun has looked upon me. My mother’s sons were angry with me; they made me keeper of the vineyards, but my own vineyard I have not kept!


They have left their primary assignment o

What they have been assigned to do, they have done not

The church of God is marching on and the gate of hell shall not, will not and cannot prevail!

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Sports / Re: Barcelona Board Members Want Messi To Leave After Koeman Meeting by xcelentattitude(m): 6:40pm On Aug 22, 2020
Barça Don dey near second division grin
Education / Re: Schools Could Be Shut Again As More WAEC Candidates Test Positive To Covid-19 by xcelentattitude(m): 10:33am On Aug 22, 2020
Eh Eh Eh!

*opera news grin

If you don't fear opera News in this country, I wonder what you will fear again grin


I feel like biting OP right now

Crime / Re: Israel: 16-Year-Old Girl Gang-Raped By 30 Men In A Hotel, Sparks Outrage by xcelentattitude(m): 10:24am On Aug 22, 2020
Franzinni:
Sometimes I wonder .... If we peel back the sensational story and the emotional connection that people have been towards rape lately ... A story like this is unbelievable ...

30 people not 3 o 30 decides to rape one girl like how is that done ?

Did they have a meeting all of them and plan that OK now we are going to rape emmmmmmm that girl over there ... Because its difficult enough for 2 people to even agree on one thing talkless of 30 I refuse to join there waggon .... There is something deeper at play ...

I sympathies with the little girl and no human deserves such ever !

But beyond the sensational story there lie the real truth .


Then you don't know that white people can be mad gaan! sad
Celebrities / Re: Adewale Akinnuoye-agbaje Celebrates His 53rd Birthday Today by xcelentattitude(m): 9:55am On Aug 22, 2020
Incomplete journalism

He is inside strike back too na...

I so much love the role he played in lost

I don't know sha, I just like those SOS island movies grin

But seriously he is a buddhist shocked

See what western culture has done to this guy

I don't like that part o, how can a Yoruba man be a Buddhist
Education / Re: Breaking: Ex-uniabuja SUG President Caught With A Lady (see Photos) by xcelentattitude(m): 8:03pm On Aug 20, 2020
*caught with a lady shocked

Ayam not understanding o


Is OP okay laidis


What is our own business na

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Education / Re: Crab Capable Of Tearing Coconut Apart And More[photo] by xcelentattitude(m): 7:49pm On Aug 20, 2020
I love this! grin

Your caption sha, it's epic!

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Travel / Re: Honesty and Contentment: My Experience In Zimbabwe. by xcelentattitude(m): 5:12pm On Aug 18, 2020
Don't blame Nigerians and don't try this in Nigeria.

An average Nigerian, even after agreeing to help you will suddenly start hearing different voices in his head.

"E be like say na how God wan take bless you be dis"

"opportunity comes but once"

"This year you will get your own car"

"2020, my year of advancement"

"God wee not come down from heaven to bless you, na person e go send" et cetra

He will even hear the voice of Nigeria economy screaming, "Recession! Recession!!" at last he will succumb to the voice.

And even if he doesn't he would have had to battle all these in his head.

Except he has the Holy Spirit inside him, then he won't even think twice before returning the car.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Portuguese President Marcelo Helps Rescue Two Women At Sea by xcelentattitude(m): 3:16pm On Aug 18, 2020
grin

Business / Re: 60 Hot Selling Products You Can Import, Sell And Make Money In Nigeria. by xcelentattitude(m): 2:16pm On Aug 17, 2020
chuksbaby:
Passing by

our hustle is blessed

As long as its legit, if not...
Politics / Re: Onne Seaport Welcomes The Biggest Ship To Ever Call At Any Nigerian Port. PICS. by xcelentattitude(m): 3:29pm On Aug 16, 2020
I'm happy o grin

Chinedu goods Don finally land! grin

May God bless all the chinedus out there as far as Wetin them they do legit

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Travel / Re: Interior Of Lagos Ibadan Trains Acquired By Buhari Government by xcelentattitude(m): 3:20pm On Aug 16, 2020
We will come back and check in two years time if it would still look like this undecided

The problem with Nigeria has never been infrastructure, it has always been about maintenance.

Could you imagine that in my school, tetfund built a very big multipurpose hall and also installed a public address system that would make communication easy therein. Guess what, those in charge cut off the wires of the public address system for whatever reasons best known to them.

Anytime functions are being held in the hall, they have to bring in sound systems even though the public address system speakers are still hanging on the wall with the wiring cut.

All I know is that, in this country, we have a long way to go and we haven't started our journey just yet. Assuming we have started it would have been better but we haven't! That's the sad truth.

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Celebrities / Re: Waje: “I Got Pregnant In SS3 And My Church Banned Me From Singing In Choir” by xcelentattitude(m): 3:03pm On Aug 16, 2020
seguno2:
So what happened to the pregnancy/baby

Sports / Re: Willian Borges pens Goodbye message to Chelsea fans, closes-in on Arsenal deal by xcelentattitude(m): 2:54pm On Aug 11, 2020
Cantonese:


So how do you define glory? Without a cup in your hand where is the glory? At 4th consecutively you Chelsea fans mocked Arsenal. Today you are 4th, without at least a medal.

Chai. So Chelsea fans can be pained so much like this. Anyway do you need a handkerchief to wipe you tears? More tears are coming in the new season with more defeats from Arsenal!


I'm not sure I mentioned that I was a Chelsea fan o, abi did I?
Sports / Re: Willian Borges pens Goodbye message to Chelsea fans, closes-in on Arsenal deal by xcelentattitude(m): 11:55am On Aug 10, 2020
Cantonese:


Hahahahahahahahaha! Chelsea come be which giant? Even in the records Nottingham forest is found there. Among the most relegated clubs Chelsea is found there. Arsenal will never have such an inglorious record. Chelsea cannot be mentioned among English giants as you can see.

Whether we win the champions league or not we still pass una by miles! That is the point.

"Middle table"? Surely 8th position is not middle table. By the way what does it profit you to "carry" 4th without a medal. With our 8th we have a beautiful cup!

Nnntttttoooiiiiii.


So FA cup has been a thing of joy grin

It definitely has to be, especially if you are not used to glory grin
Sports / Re: Willian Borges pens Goodbye message to Chelsea fans, closes-in on Arsenal deal by xcelentattitude(m): 11:53am On Aug 10, 2020
Finally!

Lately, he has been a shadow of his former self.

He needs a new challenge and he's got it in our favourite dumping site .

Good luck to him!
Romance / Re: She Cant Do Without It For A Week, How Can I Help Her? by xcelentattitude(m): 4:27pm On Aug 09, 2020
It's not ordinary eye
No one can serve two masters!
You become a slave of the person you obey.

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