₦airaland Forum

boombay:
uncle jona is a thief!

did he steal from ur father it a question nd not an insult

doctokwus:
Can anything shock us about a govt that hid NLNG taxes running into billions of dollars from other tiers of govt;that denied abduction of Chibok girls,that never even knew other school boys,girls,women and men were abducted; that played politics with the fight against insurgency;under whose watch more than $20b if not up to $50b went into private pockets?
The only thing that would shock me about the GEJ govt is if it it turns out the above mentioned revelations are the only ones that he oversaw under his utter maladministration.
The man was incompetent,corrupt,mischievous,petty,tribal and possibly devilish in the way he handled Nigeria and nothing can be more shocking than that.

dis were same tin u guys were saying when Gej was on power now u Apc ve successfully taken power from him nd still yet u re still talking of the past when u guys re already in power.

why is Apshit nd it followers not tired of lying nd get serious for once

Yesterday angry crowd of people striped naked two
men, who were accused of eating human flesh after
beating them and almost setting them ablaze. The
Police however intervened and took them away.
Here’s how PM News is reporting:
Earlier, a passer-by along the rail line in Ikeja saw
three men in tattered dresses. One of them was
making a call and one eating a meat suspected to be
human flesh.
The passer-by raised an alarm that attracted the
mob which instantly pounced on the two suspect
human part eaters. But the one making the phone
call managed to escape.
Their problem was compounded when the mob
moved to their hideout behind the Ikeja Local
Government Secretariat fence and found a cutlass,
knife, charms and meat with fat which the mob
suspected to be human flesh

source
naijauncut.com/2015/07/11/human-eaters-in-lagos-stripped-naked-by-angry-mob-almost-set-ablaze/

midolian:
Change has come to stay..

You can imagine! what the EX-PRESIDENT couldn't do until election drew closer is what the new VICE-PRESIDENT has done in jst a month.

Sofily sofily catchee monkey" - obahiagbon (2015)... we'll soon get there.

God has truly blessed Nigeria.

abeg short up nd get a life

i ve always dreamt of going into the agricultural sector... i ve two business running already echo-laundries nd house of david beauty store years from now i ll b proud to own Quantum phat farm all under asgard group ltd

the future is indeed bright

so help me God

glimpse33:
because you did not win the award abi if he had won, he would have tweeted sh!t like 'Another Starboy achievement, yagaaa' mtchewwww this kid needs to develop an aldult brain tho..

shout out to stonebwouy from Ghana for bagging the award

chaii !!!
ur folishness na first class
jst tell us d truth to read tire u

Arami92:
So Nairalanders! i Need advice oo!


I'm Nigerian, but i'm very Americanized..(came to America when i was small).

People tell me i'm a very pretty girl, and most of my friends say it won't be hard for me to get married...BUT i can't seem to get a boyfriend talk-less of marriage. At 23 i've never even had a serious boyfriend and i don't know why. i'm starting to wonder if there is something seriously wrong with me that i cannot see.

Here are the things i think may be the problem (based on my opinion and what others have told me):

a) I'm not always super approachable. i'm not mean at all but i don't go out of my way to be talking to everybody. But i always dress well, i smile and act friendly and i'm not mean to people. But my friends still say because guys may be intimidated when they see a pretty girl who has a stuck up appearance they won't approach her. I have pride but it's not arrogance.

b) I'm still a virgin. I get scared when it comes to sexual things because my biggest fear is to lose my virginity with a man that will only leave me or doesn't truly love me. So when i'm dating a guy and he tries to make things sexual i always cut that very short!. My friends say this may be a turnoff to guys because you have to tease them and give them something to hang on to because men are very sexual. (Like i won't even kiss you until i really like you.) BUT my father raised me to never be ashewo! So i try to keep myself as pure as possible for the right person, so sometimes that gets in the way of the natural flow of things.

c) I'm stubborn o! Like sometimes i like to form *Hard-to-get* I was always told as a woman you should never be too easy for a man, that you should let him chase you. And this is usually what i do. And i also don't always show my emotions. Like if i'm starting to really like a guy i'm very scared to express it. I always hold back unless he professes his love for me first. I feel like if you show too much emotion too soon you can scare men away so i let him lead on how much emotion to show.

d) lastly I only like to date Nigerian guys. But i live in a city where there are very few of us. My friends say when i move to a city with more Nigerians the suitors will be rolling in but idk. I still cant help but feel like maybe something is wrong with me.


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there is notin u can do in dis case cus hes tired of u in d incense too much of ur kitten don tire am.
what u need do now is get engage in a busines venture that ll kip u busy and forget him.
ignor him nd pretend u dont care about him
i bet u he ll come back to his sense

u give him too much attention cut it off

nd mind u dont do it with malice nd make sure ur love no fade
pretend as if every tin is fine
but in d long run jst pretend u care less

if e continue den pack and stay with me

Luggi007:
He shld do as he pleases while it last.

plz get a life

Muslim re not terrorist but terrorist re Muslims

puregirls:
really? hope my Access and Gtb account wont be freezed,am so busy for all this poo

plz follow back @puregirl

tunex23:
try get small sense

u get at all

alibaba nd d 36 thieves let see how it goes #babaonechance

look at d pics and i faint some body plz pour me water

Luukasz:
Go and Commit Suicide at Third Mainland Bridge Baba na The President GCFR now..TO BA KA E LARA LO PO KUN SO

commit suicide for some one that his cow re healthier than
or na u

abeg pack well

Obiagelli:
like this, the cows look good and smart. Smarter than some tanoids I have seen

even far more better dan u
nd #babaonechancd

Burger01:
Que: What happened to the refineries before now

Ans: Jonathan bastardised and impeded the refineries due to corruption and his support of fake petroleum subsidy.

Thank God we now have a reliable president in Buhari.

God bless Buhari.

mumu every were u go

xpac01:
Change is everywhere. Our refineries that were held stale by Obasanjo and PDP cabals for 16yrs.
Baba noni.

abeg short up
if eventually it works u go say na ur Daura President ny do am

gmb always using pple glory

no wonder dem de always lie say em build refinary
were as em no do any tin

bunch of scumbags

voxpopp:
Bro its not hatred...but pure unadulterated truth.

The ibos have pirated the truth just like anything they lay their hands on and they now go about perpetuating a lie that Yorubas are cowards everywhere.

Its time Yorubas starts to speak up and act accordingly. Am sure its that sort of irritating attitude that caused Oba Akiolus outburst...I never blamed the man

u b real big fool
nd what did he say for u to rant all dis po to the ibo tribe

yoruba calling others slave

were as na ona b slave

go read the history of nigeria nd biafra war

u ll no yoruba ve been slave right from time

Menace2Society:
Illiterate

like u

Menace2Society:
Illiterate

like u

Menace2Society:
Illiterate

like u

shamsuRana:
I hope your also not a love child?Am dealing with one right now..one featue they have is..they as stupidd as the word itself..it will be a thing of joy if i discover your one and the same..

hhhmmnmm !!!!

dis is beyond control now
sori dude
yaba left needs u

shamsuRana:
Shame on GEJ Save for cluelessness he ought to have atleast visited them.

ehen !!!! so dis is how folishness has eaten deep into u
what a pityable pisma disma

dis is what u get when u ve wrong pple ruling our country
since failbuhari came on noting seems to b working
especially in football

gosh !!!

i miSs the goodluck of old days



hmmm it is well even in d well when God is aware

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Aigbofa:
Perhaps the curriculum will include how to avoid cocaine busting in your stomach in Malaysia.
Ekiti should brace for never seen before crime rate when the Aba graduates start to return.
Flattie.

ur statement shows u ve been wining the most folish person on naira land


congratulations sir
u deserve it

kay1one2:
Www.babaonechance.com.
Visit for all the latest news on the Daura President's activities!
May God help Nigeria.
No matter where the help comes from!

that a wrong web site
dont decive us
it is babaonechance.co.uk

kay1one2:
Www.babaonechance.com.
Visit for all the latest news on the Daura President's activities!
May God help Nigeria.
No matter where the help comes from!

that a wrong web site
dont decive us
it is babaonechance.co.uk

metronaija:
Scores of workers of Daar Communications Plc, operator of African Independent Television (AIT) and Raypower FM Radio, on Wednesday shut down all broadcasting activities at the Benin studio in protest over unpaid salaries.

The protesting workers were said to have blocked the main entrance to the station located along the Benin/Lagos bypass.

A detachment of anti-riot policemen were however called by the management of the station to forestall any break down of law.

It was gathered that the protesting workers put at 50 of AIT and Ray Power, were owed salaries salaries spanning between 12 and 17 months.

One of the protesting workers who did not want his name in print for personal reasons, said newly employed staff of AIT were being owed 12 months while old staff were yet to be paid salaries between 13 months and staff of the Raypower FM, the Radio arm of the broadcast outfit were owed 17 months.

“The stations generate millions of naira on a daily basis, so there is no reason why we should not be paid our salaries. They have no excuse not to pay us our money. It is share wickedness and man’s inhumanity to his fellow man. We have families to care for and children to pay their school fees. Many of our children have stopped going to school. But their own attend schools abroad.

“Look at where our station is located, in another village so far away from Benin City. You have to chatter a taxi carb for not less than N500.00 to get there if you miss the staff bus. And not even every cab driver will agree to go there because of the wrong location of the station, yet, they expect us to be there everyday, whether you have anything to do or not,” the source told

Chairman of the organization, Raymond Dokpesi (Jnr) was said to have spoken to the protesters on phone. He allegedly appealed for calm, assuring them that the management will within one week do everything possible to pay parts of the salary arrears.

He however allegedly threatened to pay-off any of the staff that decided to resign from the establishment.

http://www.metronaija.com/2015/06/workers-shut-down-ait-raypower-over-17.html

why ona de lie I live in Benin and along the by pass close to the AIT complex... y re u spoiling d name of AIT


If it to promote ur dirty web site den u ve failed

NEWCOMER IN CHURCH
PASTOR: if you are fellowshipping with us for the first
time in
this church, The New life Church; you are so special to
us and
the whole church would like to know your name.
NEWCOMER: I'm Dele Ogbeche. (Church...shouts and
cheers)
PASTOR: Halleluyah!
CHURCH: Amen.
PASTOR: Mr. Dele Ogbeche, do you have any prayer
request
you want the church to pray for you?
OGBECHE: YES SIR. THE CHURCH SHOULD HELP ME
PRAY
THAT GOD SHOULD promote my business in this church
more than how He promoted it in my former church.
CHURCH: AAAAAMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNN.
PASTOR: Church, I will want you to use the whole of
your
strength to pray the prayer for him that Oh Lord, promote
this
Mr. Ogbeche's business in this church (speaks in
tongues...masokokokokole sebede)Thus saith d Lord,
Listen,
that your business shall sell in this church more than
where
you are coming from in thousand/million folds.
CHURCH/ OGBECHE: AAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMEEEEE
EEEENNNNNNNNNN.
PASTOR: Mr Ogbeche, open your eyes. You left your
former
church because the business was not selling very well
abi?
OGBECHE: YES SIR. ACTUALLY IT WAS SELLING AT FIRST
BECAUSE THE PASTOR had 7 Children and the children
started dying one by one and they were buying the
casket
they used to bury them from me. Likewise the church
members started dying small small so my business was
growing because they were all buying their casket from
me.
By the grace of God sir, I make casket.
PASTOR: Mr Ogbeche, abi ko fe da fun yin ni? Ori e buru
ni?
Please stand up. Church, you will pray, oh Lord destroy
Mr.
Ogbeche's life permanently if he refused to leave the
church
immediately...
Church: IN JESUSSSSSSSSS NAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE,
FATHERRRRRRRRRR.
Pastor: (looks at him as he runs out of d church) OLORI
BURUKU*

IyaIode:
This is absolute bullsh*it, if you have something to tell him, go to Zimbabwe. No matter how clueless gej was, i would not accept this kind of treatment

u b fool watin concern gej for this matter

if u don't ve any tin to say







just shout up