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RomanceRe: TRUE LOVE: I Pray She Won’t Die Before Me, 25-year-old Man To Wed 85-year Lover by Ximenez(m): 11:56am On Apr 06, 2022
Nice.
A succour to ENP
CrimeRe: I Mistakenly Took My Neighbour's Daughter's Undies And She Has Called Her by Ximenez(m): 11:37am On Apr 06, 2022
Fiction
RomanceRe: What Is Happening In This Photo by Ximenez(m): 11:24am On Apr 06, 2022
Nawa for black men o.

If woman dey fair in complexion, she don fine be that.
Both of them are physically matched.
RomanceRe: Please,who Is The CURRENT Giant Of Africa?? by Ximenez(m): 7:48pm On Apr 05, 2022
bahdpersona:
I think been a continental giant shouldn't be determined by Economy alone. Nigeria is bad in other areas like, standard of living, security, current stability and many more
Corruption is the major problem.
A good economy is the bedrock of everything.
Take security for example.
Let's say they budget 50 Billion Naira for security. Only 100 million Naira will be used for that purpose while the rest will be embezzled.
Our security personnels are everywhere with Rusty rifles using paper tape to hold the magazines in place.
Buhari sanctioned $1.9B to build railway to link Nigeria to Niger republic, why?
Yet they claim their is no money to pay ASUU.
RomanceRe: Please,who Is The CURRENT Giant Of Africa?? by Ximenez(m): 7:04pm On Apr 05, 2022
Nigeria
Nigeria has the 30th largest economy in the world.
But unfortunately the country is riddled with insecurity and natural disasters in human form who are looting the nation to doom.
RomanceRe: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by Ximenez(m): 7:01pm On Apr 05, 2022
How many minutes to cum wey you go lusgard allow babe sleepover for your crib?
CelebritiesRe: Pre-wedding Photos Of Rita Dominic And Fidelis Anosike by Ximenez(m): 5:05pm On Apr 05, 2022
vicfajeze:
Abeg shey her toto go stil get pickin?I hav my reason 4asking oo
That Fidelis or whatever will spend a huge chunk on KY Jelly
RomanceRe: I've Found Love On Nairaland! by Ximenez(m): 4:48pm On Apr 05, 2022
Zeinymira:
An !diot.
Why the insult?
I called you that in the afternoon, when you couldn't even see me.
RomanceRe: I've Found Love On Nairaland! by Ximenez(m): 12:44pm On Apr 05, 2022
Zeinymira:
Was about to ask if he's not one of those Alfa males grin grin
Afin grin
RomanceRe: How Do You Guys Move On??? by Ximenez(m): 12:40pm On Apr 05, 2022
Ezendimmuo:
Bro
Calm down
That's why I posted this
So I can get help on how to do this...
It's not something I want to do.
It feels like an addiction
M letting my heart control my head...
Show me way abeg
70 years old man o
EventsRe: Lady Shows Off Her Panties In Her Birthday Photoshoot (Photos) by Ximenez(m): 9:01am On Apr 05, 2022
That's her company
LLC
Limited Liability Company.
RomanceRe: My Virgin Girl Says No Sex Till Marriage by Ximenez(m): 8:30am On Apr 05, 2022
dopedan:
This one is different sir, i was an alpha before i met her, but im no simp tho undecided
She won't remain a virgin till marriage.
You won't be the one to deflower her.

Those two things are certain.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Crystal Palace Vs Arsenal (3 - 0) On 4th April 2022 by Ximenez(m): 11:30pm On Apr 04, 2022
betshopagent:
read my comment again.
Yes
15 Chelsea
16 Leicester
17 Chelsea
18 City
19 city
20 Liverpool

So Klopp didn't win the title in his third season like you claimed.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Crystal Palace Vs Arsenal (3 - 0) On 4th April 2022 by Ximenez(m): 10:14pm On Apr 04, 2022
betshopagent:
klop won his first title in Liverpool in his 3rd season.but it's still instant.conte,Ancelotti n Mourinho won d epl in their 1st seaso.tuchel& di matteo both won ucl in half a season.
Are you sure Klopp won it in his third?
He joined Liverpool in 2015 and Liverpool won their first ever premier league title in 2020.
The pandemic trophy.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Welcoming Ashley Cole To Stamford Bridge by Ximenez(m): 9:02pm On Apr 04, 2022
otolorin:
it only shows how much dey crave to be like ARSENAL.

they keep lookin up to our players -
since wen has any1 heard ARSENAL was crazy about any chelsea playa embarassed

1 way or the other, as far as i'm concerned - the obvious speaks for itself.


GUNNER 4 LIFE
You were saying?
FamilyRe: What Men Want In A Spouse Is Not What They'd Want For Their own Daughters by Ximenez(m): 7:40pm On Apr 04, 2022
1Sharon:
This topic is about men that feel women who are less educated make better spouses

Don't pretend you haven't heard men say this
The men you are talking about are those illiterate spare parts dealers.
Most of them even prefer to go to the village and marry someone who doesn't have pry school certificate.
But at the same time they will do everything it takes to see that their female children get the highest level of education possible.
FamilyRe: Why Men Cheat Marriage Continues But When Women Cheat It Likely Ends by Ximenez(m): 7:31pm On Apr 04, 2022
Iyaebe:
Cheat all you want but you see that your money I’m going to spend it anyhow I like and make sure you have very little to spend outside , infact i will heartlessly wreck you
This imaginary person you are referring to, i hope you are lucky enough to find him.
FamilyRe: Why Men Cheat Marriage Continues But When Women Cheat It Likely Ends by Ximenez(m): 7:29pm On Apr 04, 2022
odikomo1:
Why
It depends.
But for most women in Africa, that marriage is their source of livelihoods.
CrimeRe: My Girlfriend Was RAPED I Don’t Know What To Do by Ximenez(m): 6:46pm On Apr 04, 2022
IdanNla:
She has done the abortion even before I came back and she didn’t tell me willing! When I came back I could sense something was wrong the way she looked at me her vibes everything was not like when she came visiting me at sch etc so I act like I know about the thing she is hiding and put up a good show to confuse her and she first told me about something else but I knew that could not cause mood swings towards me so I pressure her more on leaving my place on Sunday she drop a VN for me explain everything in details!
It's possible they might have been sleeping together for quite a while.
The change in countenance, guilt and remorse were as a result of the pregnancy and abortion.
PhonesRe: Infinix Announce The Hot 12i: Price And Specifications by Ximenez(m): 3:20pm On Apr 04, 2022
New plastic arrival
RomanceRe: Abeg Waytin Kill TRUE LOVE ? by Ximenez(m): 10:14am On Apr 04, 2022
DroppingLiquid:
But is Nigeria the poorest country in the world? Why are other citizens of poorer country not as terrible as ours?

I think our problem is deeply rooted in our DNA
Modified.
Ladies in other countries, (most)
Have skills and/or talent.
So they don't need your stuff to love you.
RomanceRe: Abeg Waytin Kill TRUE LOVE ? by Ximenez(m): 10:13am On Apr 04, 2022
Poverty.
RomanceRe: Igbo Lady Needed For Marriage by Ximenez(m): 10:04am On Apr 04, 2022
Techmac00:
Lol. The ones offline aren't interested in marriage yet.
Lol
The ones offline are the ones login in to Nairaland.
RomanceRe: 95% Of Men Don't Know How To Make A Woman Cum. by Ximenez(m): 9:56am On Apr 04, 2022
Yusufisraelj:
95%

How you get that number? grin

Yeah no excuse for any man not to know how to sex part, but elucidate on that financial part let me understand.
Her experience with 100% of the guys in her street. Only 5% gave her orgasm.
RomanceRe: In The Titanic Movie, Jack Was A Simp by Ximenez(m): 10:25pm On Apr 03, 2022
jeniusmann:
I dey look Premiumwriter and Goodharddick exchanges, and really...to me, Jack was far from being a simp. He came across Rose, a woman, rich, affluent and top-class, betrothed to a rich man, who when fallen in love with him, left all she had, all her class and followed him everywhere. He found a special woman. Many honourable men would never think of allowing her to die after the ship sank.
But this life, ehn...this modern times, life is actually black and white.
An average Nigerian man will watch her breathe and drink water till she's below the ocean.
Nothing good is worth honour anymore. This is not about simping, or redpill.
Given the choice... God knows what I'll pick, but I know I'd live.
That sort of relationship still abounds, albeit very rare.
I don't think Jack expected he was going to die like that, he just put someone he loved in a more comfortable place on the board while 3/4 of his own body was submerged in the freezing sea.
Rose wasn't a slayqueen or an entitled b.itch and would have gladly traded place with Jack.
RomanceRe: In The Titanic Movie, Jack Was A Simp by Ximenez(m): 8:44pm On Apr 03, 2022
GooodHardDick:
I'm sure we've all watched the famous movie titled "Titanic"

Jack Dawson is a pure example of a Simp! werey died while trying to save a hoe, instead of saving himself. A hoe who will marry someone else and start Collecting dicks around.

Will Smith is a bloody Simp.
The foolish man was fighting to defend a community hoe who has been banged by lots of actors and super stars before. Apparently, the Simp resign from movie academy because of a hoe.

With all these and many more, how can a man continue simping? Why fighting over a Nigerian girl? Why waste your money and resources on a girl who will not think twice in dumping you the moment she sees a more richer guy? As a guy, In all you do let your sanity be with you. Always put yourself First. Ur peace of mind should be your utmost priority!
Una no go rest with this simp stuff?
Everyone na simp to una, like say life na black and white.

According to the movie, jack was a nobody, a poor artist who only got a ticket in the last minute by gambling.

Rose was from a family of affluent, she went against her family and turned away from the arranged marriage with the rich suitor they brought for her and was just following Jack all around the ship.
Rose could have even left him behind when they were putting women and children on boats but still stayed.
TravelRe: Planning Of Relocating From North To The South West. by Ximenez(m): 11:42am On Apr 03, 2022
Frigga13:
Oga relocate to akure and give us posted

Yoruba man said northerners literary be like millions for Yoruba land

Yoruba land wey Fulani don take over deserted towns and ghost villages

If they yoruba man go east or south south see northerners they go die na

Nigerians una see What tribalism has done to a tribe ..

They don’t leave their enclave and imagine things with their brain

Ignorance abound majorly...

How do yoruba then claim Sophisticators grin

Yoruba love for their media

They already believe the North is hungry... yet the North feed the south.. and can do without North

Yoruba propaganda has made many of them dumb.. honestly .. the propaganda is doing more harm than good to them

Someday their eyes will open to the reality and Yoruba will discover that aside Lagos state

The rest of the southwest Yoruba land of Nigeria is still living in the 80”s

Then they will need to mine half of Yoruba skull to develop their land .. and no government to blame

This is the sad reality of Yoruba people that they hate to hear
NBS .. calms Yoruba peoples


Imagine Yoruba comparing northern Nigeria of Kano to yorubaland

Dem must get sense someday
Rest
The north is full of natural and human disasters.
RomanceRe: Do I Look American? by Ximenez(m): 9:28pm On Apr 02, 2022
I'll soon turn you in to NDLEA
PhonesRe: How To Make It Almost Impossible For A Thief To Get Away With Your Phone by Ximenez(m): 9:16pm On Apr 02, 2022
Tonymegabush1:
Op said no android user should enter shocked me standing at the gate to divert android users grin..



NB. Android users no vex the lord that did it 4 op will do it for una undecided.. make I go sleep chelsea hurt me 2day embarassed
No be by force to use iPhone na.

Any phone can be stolen, including iPhones.
Best case scenario, it will be useless to both the thief and the owner. But the thief can still sell the parts like screen.
PhonesRe: Samsung A Series VS S Series by Ximenez(m): 1:23pm On Apr 02, 2022
hopeforcharles:
What year? What trend was on then

Samsung Galaxy A22

June 03, 2021

Samsung Galaxy S8

March, 2017
Any time an S series is released it is the best that year
Now tell me a phone you can equate now with S22.
Samsung is a beast in smartphone tech.
Even at that, I'll still pick S8 over A22.
A22 with its annoying MTK and cheap plastic frame.
FamilyRe: I Have A Very Bad Habit And I Think Im Strongly Addicted. How Do I Break Free? by Ximenez(m): 11:48am On Apr 02, 2022
Mercychen:
Lol.. I can't.
You can't hold a plank for 60 seconds?
Because of this now, I'm already assuming you are fat/chubby.
Try 30 seconds then.
Then increase it as you build your core strength.

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