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Yale9:
Ximenez doesn't know what catch up even means.

In life, people play catch up with others who are greater.

The entire world knows Chelsea as a joke. Perhaps that's why man city has caught up with dem in terms of silverware.

When you have achieved, every other team plays the catch up game..

In UCL, everybody tries to catch up with Madrid
In EPL, same is the case for United
In the fa cup, same is the case for arsenal. E.t.c

Saying man utd is trying to catch up with a joke like Chelsea is like saying Ac Milan is trying to catch up with Lazio.


My brother, your team is soo failed. Pray for your team. As it is, Chelsea needs the EPL trophy far more than united, Arsenal or Liverpool
. Cos its Chelsea that is trying to catch up.


Let me make you cry a little, united isn't just the most decorated English club in history, even in this present millennium (the Chelsea catch-up millennium), from 2000 till date, they have still had the most trophies despite your failed attempt to catch up.


Remember your scoreline this season....


MUN 8-1 CHE. SHIORRR!!

Yale9:
Man city humiliated my team? Which team? I tot man city gave your team 6-0 the other day. Let me buy this man u matter cos its a sweet matter.

If you talk about chasing, your club had all the chasing to do. Remind me of how many trophies you have again. 26? Too bad. You are the one chasing trophies. You are the unachieved, you are the broke, its your club that calls a secondary school field it's stadium even in 2020. Its your team that was routed by Bayern just the other day in that same secondary school field. It's your team that has frank lampard (a class b player who never won an individual gold) as its greatest ever player.

Its your team that's with a meagre 6 EPL trophies. It's your team that gets routed by united all the time, it's your team that finished 10th in thr league just the other day(even the arsenal we all make fun of won't finish that terrible this season).

Arsenal has 14, Liverpool has 19, man utd has 20, WHO IS CATCHING UP?

CHELSEA IS EVEN BAD AT CATCHING UP CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT EVEN SINCE 2007 WHEN I started paying attention to EPL, united still has the most victories.

Fuckingmallam45:
What makes you think that Pogba is no match compared to him??

Yale9:
who cares? This one you're still wailing despite your narrow win this evening.

Man utd is still a better club to support in my opinion. Considering that they are not just bigger than Chelsea in every way, they are also richer.

The worst is that they've made it a habit to beat Chelsea whenever they meet.


About wolves, you can worry about them cos like your club, they're also fighting to get to the man utd and Liverpool achievement level.


Pray that your club gets a place. Cos as it seems, they are neither in the list of great clubs like Liverpool and united, NOR are they in the league of present day Lazio and Atletico and City.

You know what, forget everything I have said AND
Start with having a balon d'or holder for a start.

GOODLUCK.

RexTramadol1:
Ndidi one of the worst on the pitch alongside Chaudhary

TheBlessedHero:
In Chelsea community, they call him "Rolls Royce."
Plus, his side hustle is modelling.

Lostz:
how many times did you win against arsenal in EPL this season

Yale9:
even if chesi fixed a match, it neither concerns me, nor cure the cataract of chesi fans..

Yale9:
are you pained?

Sorry o, no be my fault set you dey support chelsi

Yale9:
By this time tomorrow, Chelsea fans will be crying in the hands of a Manchester club. AS USUAL.


WHAT A PITY

S400:
well if you are serious in your question , not just trolling , i have verified on a quran book, yes the sentences exist , some of the sentences you shared are not innocently modified a little in the meaning , the number 11 with boaling water , melting skin bellies describe hell punishments ,

but i shared some of the bible exemples to point something , that the sentences you shared on the pic are out of their context , the versets are talking about some historic fights between mohamed army ( fidels) and mekka army ( infidels) and discibes some specific events and figths . (like bible could tell the story of david and goliath or describe a specific war that happened between fidels christians and infidels who fight them ) . but there is some sentences in bible that even of their context are too cruel

so yeah some stupid criminals as boko haram or other terrorists can take this sentences out of their context and use them to justify their crimes . and for facts most terrorist victims are muslims them self ( irak, afghanistan, libya, syria, algerian in 90's ect...)

for my self , the three religions books are copies in their principle and are too violent and backward

Kingarthur21:
you think Christianity is any better?
You see why you Christians have no access to Muslim section,because you will troll them.
The op just opened a thread to celebrate those in hijab,she did bash anyone or shade anyone that doesn't wear it,you all have started calling Allah and attacking Islam just because some acknowledges that hijabian women are cute?

Take your derailing elsewhere and leave this people alone.

Kingarthur21:
the only folly here is those of the Christians(including yourself) that derailed and trolled this harmless thread of celebrating the beauty of hijab to start attacking Islam.

The op is defence pointed out scriptures of the bible that is also guilty of what you drag Islam for,and you are calling it folly.

Offer a rebuttal to it or STFU!
Those scriptures are from the bible,you can't deny it,you and Ximenez and Elimon and othe r religious bigots that always troll and attack Islam should bow your head in shame and leave this thread for the Muslim ladies to enjoy

S400:
"Killing and destruction are referenced slightly more often in the New Testament (2.8%) than in the Quran (2.1%), but the Old Testament clearly lead more than twice that of the Quran in mentions of destruction and killing (5.3%)."

(Samuel 15 : 3) [/b] : Now go and strike Amalek and devote to destruction all that they have. Do not spare them, but kill both man and woman, child and infant, ox and sheep, camel and donkey.’”

(Psalm 137:9) : “Happy is he who repays you for what you have done to us – he who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.”

(Matthew 10:34) Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword.

(Jeremiah 48:10) “A curse on anyone who is lax in doing the Lord’s work , A curse on anyone who keeps their sword from bloodshed!

(Deutéronome 20:16-18) But in the cities of these peoples that the Lord your God is giving you for an inheritance, you shall save alive nothing that breathes, but you shall devote them to complete destruction

(Joshua 6) Then they devoted all in the city to destruction, both men and women, young and old, oxen, sheep, and donkeys, with the edge of the sword.

(Romans 1:27) “In the same way also the men, giving up natural intercourse with women, were consumed with passion for one another. Men committed shameless acts with men and received in their own persons the death penalty for their error.”

(1 Timothy 2:12) : I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent.”

(Ephesians 5:22): “Wives, submit to your husbands as to the Lord.”

(1 Peter 2:18) : “Slaves, submit yourselves to your masters with all respect, not only to the good and gentle but also to the cruel.”

and there is a loooot moooore from holy bible .

and for hijab here from the bible also (Corinthiens 11:6) For if a woman is not veiled, let her also be shorn: but if it is a shame to a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be veiled.


so the two religions book are just shit

Yenefer:
Awesome!! Continue insulting Muslims, it's not a new things worst have been done to us, and we will become over 3 billing surpassing every religion on Earth. Allahu Akbar. Meanwhile don't do it in reality, some Muslims will not take it, like me. Anyways u people are smart will not do it physically

Tora44:
i love to be there the best way i can.

DaInferno:
... I can't just mind my business... what does he use his money for?

Hotzone:
Good morning to u. I don’t know if I am over reacting but I proposed to my girl a week ago and she was so excited about it and it was so romantic but I just noticed to my greatest chagrin that she doesn’t wear her engagement ring to work so I complained and she said she’s facing some spiritual challenges. We don’t live together as she claims her faith is against it. We work in the same organization and her position is a little higher than mine but I take care of bills concerning her but it seems I am getting tired with much terms and conditions. It’s draining my energy.
Please, I need u to talk to me because I am about to “collect list” from her kinsmen

Tora44:
I'm on my early thirty I've a gf , we have been dating 1 year now and I love her but i notice something strange because we have been staying together since the locked down , I notice she password her phone and don't get comfortable if I'm going through her phone . She wont upload my pictures on facebook or whatsapp saying because her previous relationship she upload his pictures and he broke her heart wish was truth but she refuse to tell me the real reason why he broke up with her , she only told me he traveled to SA and stop keeping in touch with her , wish dont sound right to me

She keeps telling me she want us to get married but I have never been introduce to her sister or mom because they live in north and she stays with me in Lagos , she tends to ask me for everything she needs and I try my best to make her happy but recently I felt I'm giving too much and I dont know what to do .

I've never been a lover boy she make me love her she post pictures of her male friends in school wishing them happy birthday and have alot of male pictures on her phone telling me they are her friends , I really dont want to be a bf that complains and not give her privacy but sometimes I get worried because I feel shes not proud of me enough but why does she keep telling me about marriage and I'm not ready to settle down because I'm not ready financially

She wont post my pictures and she get jealous when a female friend post my pictures... she's caring and always calls me , text me and want to know everything I'm doing , anytime shes needy im always there for her ..recently she start complaining I ask for sex too much and we are not married ...she said my dick is too big and the other night we had sex and my friend was at the living room she went ahead to ask me weather my dick is bigger than my friend dick I was shocked and told her what kind of question was that...

Recently I felt like she has something shes hiding from me and most time when I ask her questions she get upset and she lies about some questions ..she told me she has never dated any one since we start dating but I went through her chat with her friend and notice she was telling her she broke up with the man wish was not me and and I confronted her she lied that it was her ex she was with before she meet me .please nairaland I need advice .

icetrimz:
I would like to go symmetrical to the point. But before i proceed, i will like to say sorry to whom it may concern. yes people i did it, i went through her phone. I broke the rule and went against my instincts.

in fact, im writing this with pidgin so as to carry the street along. so i invite ma babe come house today, the babe too cool, silent and has this innocent look and all. As she enter house, the first thing wey she ask me be say make i go buy her pad... i swear i shock. i nearly fall sef, but as a "niggarrrr" i no tok, i just waka jeje go buy am come, i even buy fruits join sef as a beta pikin ... lol [ well, im not laughing shaa o] I later move go market buy catfish cook for her, just to make sure Jesus is happy with me, his son.

so later in the day, i went to play around with the boys as madam dey "flight mode" I came back around 9pm and met her sleeping. I waka go kitchen go take something, then i see her phone for there with 8 missed calls from the same number. As a retired agbero i sensed something was not right about the calls. So i jejely and smoothly snicked back to the room and placed her finger on her phone sensor to open it. After unlocking the phone i went straight to the rest room to settle my curiosity. omo, as i open whatsapp, enter the caller name chat, naso i collapse.......... athink say na only that one, as i enter others naso i paralyze. what i saw was UNBELIEVABLE and beyond my mental absorption. the one wey one paddy dey complain give am say she no sabi suck preeq na im wound me. I lost my breath for a moment and nearly went to join my ancestors.

please help me. this is 3am and im still in deep pains, i cant seem to walk, my sight is going blurry too and i don't know what to do about her hereafter

please how do i get my legs working again so i can at least walk back to the room and sleep first??

Friend22:
You are a bloody liar.
Even Kaduna that is hot bed for religious crisis , don't have such killings.
I am also based in the north too so, what is your claim now huh?!

Friend22:
Idiots like you are tye problem.

How many Muslims do you see everyday that you know doing this rubbish you posted with any form of guidance.

Mizwisdom:
When you get there just tell your Landlord that the monthly rent is inflated that he should divide it by 12. Good luck

felixzo1:
what is responsible for this high rate. does taxes on properties has anything to do with it

Mizwisdom:
Do you reason at all? if you have never been to Ivory coast why not wait for people who have lived there and paid rent to argue. There's nobody in his right mind who can compare Nigerian rent to Abhijan. Because they know it is expensive over there. One can still get single rooms of N50,000 monthly but it won't be in city centre.
FYI I have never spoken down about Ivory coast so where did you see the pride?