Some people are professional protesters. They sign up for every event. Like is there a course for that in the university?

So pesin no fit laugh again?!

Papiikush:
Everyone giving ideas for pre-wedding photoshoot and I am here still single as fück.

Message to my future wife.


Bìtch where you at?

Calm down, its obvious that her people havent yet started calling for sacrifices.

Classy. Doesn't ooze foolishness like some other pre-wedding photos we come across.

W3xy1:
Please who knows how I can stop this advert from popping up on my phone anytime I turn on data?

Sadly, its Operamini that is the cause. They have gone over to the dark side and not worth it anymore.

You can switch it off by going to Opera setting...notifications...and toggle the switch off for every option including Facebook notifications (it is also affected).

Or you can downgrade to v19 from Apkmirror.

Or if the notification comes on your notification bar, hold the notification down and chose "Block notifications"

Goodluck

XFrozen:
Oga this is reality... Stop this your fantasy analysis ...... They where attacked in the bush and he was shot in the line but the pillets didn't go through... We should be happy a life was saved not fighting over what bullet or what brand.

Okay o.
Give ur friend a cold bottle of beer first, lemme enter market to find material to sew the trad i would use to attend his thanksgiving.
No be small escaoe.

The "bullet holes" should have been inward not outward. Notice the smaller dents made at the bottom as if the so called bullets bounced off since they werent able to penetrate...inward.
If indeed the bullets penetrated, the glass should have shattered outward and not hold, going by the damage made at the back.

A similar case shown by Nokia Lumia 520 showed that the bullet damaged the screen but not the back, thus saving the owner's life.

Furthermore, AK-47s are known to be inaccurate with wide groupings. The more shots taken, the wider it is. That is to say the more the shots, the wider the scatter of bullet holes. And we haven't yet factored the recoil effect which makes a rifle bounce off target.

That Infinix had a concentrated or closely packed holes showing that multiple shots had to taken at point blank range with minimal recoil. All that cannot be obtained without using a sniper scope and a high velocity sniper rifle set to single shot mode in a closed environment to negate the effects of windspeed, air density etc etc

In summary, those holes were made by concrete nail and a hammer.

Is that the iPhone X?

Am i missing something. The iphone in that pic doesnt look like d X.

That guy wey dey press phone, e be lyk sey na bet wey he dey accumulate.
Niggers.

"Sweetie, pls open the door. I finally acquired another iPhone X. Open up and take it..." - Dad

SMH
Like who goes to the public convinence room just so to snap pics of different attires?

I want to believe the third and the last pic was taken at different days or should we conclude her own toilet, at this point, is in a "nasty" state.

Anyways, women and convinence rooms...

pussyeater:
Mumu Man!

Pot calling kettle black.

diiphillipo:
Sometime in September i met a babe i was tripping for and i tried being her friend because i prefer a little bit of friendship before diving into dating. Trying to be a good guy, i invited her for an outing, on the said day, i was waiting inside the eatery for her suddenly i saw her enter with two other babes, i was disappointed but i kept my cool. As God would have it, the eatery is such that you have to approach the counter to make your order, and as a gentleman, i am used to pulling a chair for my bae and then asking her what she wants, then i do the ordering and serve her so on this occasion, i asked her what she wanted, ordered for her, brought it to her and she was asking what about her friends, i calmly explained that i don't know them and i don't give gifts to strangers who aren't stranded or distressed. Shew got up angrily and left with her friends while i calmly asked that they package the food for my neigbhour's dog, sgt roger.

Guy's if you were in my shoes, will you do the same thing?

Did she tell you she was bringing extra mouths?
If no, then...

Na wa o

So to avoid stories that can make Fp on NL, when you pay you girl a visit.
Thy shall not eat cucumber
Thy shall not eat spag
Thy shall not eat indomie
Thy shall always bring thy own food and serve thy self

"but I love him a lot,I can't leave him,I just can't leave him"


This reply is a confirmatory statement indicating that whatever you had been saying, for the past hour, had better chances of making an impact on a concrete wall that on the said human being.

Its your cue to wear ya slippers and bid the unfortunate fellow "Adieu!"

Andriod 7.0?!!!!!

Like...Like...who does that?!

BTW, Henryneo. Your video was elaborate but not completely. A quick rundown of the earpiece (if its earbuds, supports music controlling etc) and the charger (the rating, fast-charging support etc). You did for same for the pack, i was expecting for other accessories.













You can throw in bend-test and fire test just for fun

questechie:
While another source said its 100k sold on Flipkart within 30 minutes.

E fit be only 5 sef...

I am definitely NOT BUYING an Infinix or Tecno product.
I will wait for Nokia or go Xiaomi.

See as how these guys are rubbishing a product by comparing it with its elders instead of placing it in its own niche.
The other day it was with Nokia 8....IMAGINE!!!

This one wey her stomach still big so, e be like sey one of the triplets is protesting and has refused to come out.

10 years frm now, the kid will be like "so no be today i don dey mumu..."

Martin0:
ARE YOU A MALE OR A MAN?

I am both. A mailman.

Icecream4U:
This is a simple case na.

Senator Abaribe should promise to give 10million Naira to anyone that can help him get nnamdi Kanu.

I tell you, In a twinkle of an eye, ipob will produce nnamdi Kanu in this manner:

Nigerians no get joy.

G

Na wa o. Confusion everywhere.
Whats with this latest trend of erecting useless statues and adverts everywhere. Its obvious that Nigeria as a whole is in the hands of God, if not....

SLIGHT?!

Lol. That's what they did to Jonathan o.
This one is a gonna.

My preparation has begun in earnest. What is your dad's favourite color when it comes to clothing and what is your mom fond of. I wanna sway her too.




















Yeah, and send me a pic of your window drapings, curtains and the likes. I don't wanna arrive looking like a house accessory.

MaritzaNL:
If you are not an Igbo guy forget it.

Guess i fit the bill. Where do i sign up?

Its like drinking ijebu garri.