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Nairaland / General / Re: Man Drowns In Lagos While Swimming To Win A Bet by XLR8(m): 1:11pm On Nov 26, 2013
is dat nt d river wher dose girls goto to wash dere dirty wrappers wey don stiff lyk dey add 20 sachets of starch to t....if dey luk well dem go c dat na d stench dat made im pass out cry cry

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Science/Technology / Re: Global Warming Leads To DWARFISM by XLR8(m): 11:55am On Nov 26, 2013
cbrass:

Na lie joh

t will shock u grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Man Drowns In Lagos While Swimming To Win A Bet by XLR8(m): 11:45am On Nov 26, 2013
Iku omi ni pa omuwe
Science/Technology / Global Warming Leads To DWARFISM by XLR8(m): 11:21am On Nov 26, 2013
Global warming led to DWARFISM millions of years ago & it could happen again, scientist claims. Early horses shrunk by 19% during warm period 53 million years ago, the same horse lineage showed a body size decrease of about 30% during a warmer period 55 million years ago. We all know GW causes hotter summers, melting ice caps & intense rainfall etc. And now scientists claim we can add ANIMAL DWARFISM to that list. This image shows an artist rendering of the early horse Hyracotherium(right) alongside a modern day horse. Scientists have known for years that animals such as horses & deers became much smaller during a period of warming, called the Paleocene-Eocene Thermal Maximum (PETM), now the same fate awaits mammals....

So if you already have the trait of shortness before now plus the GW, I wonder how short you'll become...magnifying glass go sell wella....tank God am tall

Celebrities / Re: Pic: Lady Gaga's Unclad Body Suit Displays Her Privates At American Music Awards by XLR8(m): 8:23am On Nov 26, 2013
Omg..look at d f**king face



shz so ugly
Education / Re: World First Sex School Opens by XLR8(m): 8:20am On Nov 26, 2013
Ow pikin no go dey do dere assignments grin
Celebrities / Re: Karen Igho Posts Sexy Pictures Of Her Ass On Instagram by XLR8(m): 7:53am On Nov 26, 2013
Karen, wetin u use d moni u won on BBA to do now?....i told u to stop spendn t on surgeries when u fit take correct herbs dah wil help u pump ur stuffs up
Romance / Re: "My Boyfriend Is So Handsome" - White Girl Shows Off Her African Boyfriend (PHOT by XLR8(m): 9:14pm On Nov 20, 2013
Idowuogbo: He's cute!!!
yung lady...i cant imagine how ur bf go luk lyk
Romance / Re: "My Boyfriend Is So Handsome" - White Girl Shows Off Her African Boyfriend (PHOT by XLR8(m): 8:44pm On Nov 20, 2013
Boll2010: He is relatively handsome...get away the shabby dread then his okay!
and his de-crepit,burnt teeth
Celebrities / Re: 1'm 18 Now, So Here Are My Nipples - Kendall Jener. by XLR8(m): 8:35pm On Nov 20, 2013
Booty butt chic: Smh...4 her mind she's sexy ...

dnt get so workd up and jealous over this eh!
Celebrities / Re: PHOTOS: Man Develops Big Bo0bs After Stealing Cattle by XLR8(m): 8:21pm On Nov 20, 2013
AM SURE THE CATTLE OWNER NA NIGERIAN...

IGBO ORIGIN PROBABLY
Celebrities / Re: Woman Gave Birth To Eleven Babies (photo) by XLR8(m): 8:12pm On Nov 20, 2013
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tolexander...m sure na u do am...i fear u o..
Fashion / Re: Miss Universe Beauty Pageant 1964 by XLR8(m): 7:46am On Nov 15, 2013
ifedayogal:
abi...by den gals wil contest naked instead of bikinis....d judges wil nau judge by d firmness of their breast...may God av mercy on generations unborn

lol..wat wil boyz b wearn by den
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Aigbe-gentry & Laide Bakare Looking Stunning by XLR8(m): 7:37am On Nov 15, 2013
ifedayogal:
guys and lies

what do u min??
Nairaland / General / Re: The Worst Rumour About Yourself by XLR8(m): 9:56pm On Nov 11, 2013
THAT I WAS SERVICING MY NEIGBOURS
Religion / Re: Do You Believe In Prayers Posted Online? by XLR8(m): 9:39am On Nov 11, 2013
I find d prayers forwaded to me on whatsapp annoyn as dey will tel me smtin terrible will happn to me if i dnt forward d prayer to a certain nomba of pple within a certain time
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Hardest Question You've Ever Been Asked? by XLR8(m): 8:06am On Nov 07, 2013
I was playn with my neighbour..one of d most beautiful gals av eva seen wen she suddenly asked...will u date me?
Health / Re: Foods That Can Whiten Your Teeth Naturally. by XLR8(m): 7:55am On Nov 07, 2013
I dey chow eba evriday nd my teeth wyht...my mama wey don old ha teeth
Education / Re: Updates From President Jonathan & ASUU Meeting by XLR8(m): 12:22am On Nov 05, 2013
The longer the better..quote me
Science/Technology / Re: Scientists Find Gold Particles On Eucalyptus Plants In Australia by XLR8(m): 11:59am On Oct 26, 2013
Wish it grows on the "EFO GBURE" wich dey my area wella
Religion / Re: Pastors & Imams Come To Consult Ifa – Ifayemi Elebuibon by XLR8(m): 11:45am On Oct 26, 2013
I just read d 1st line nd d last line.....too long
Foreign Affairs / Re: Military Approach Alone Can’t Win Boko Haram War – US by XLR8(m): 8:08am On Oct 24, 2013
They r jes helpn us out....since we cant think on our own.
Health / Re: What Is The Alternative To Handshake? by XLR8(m): 7:34am On Oct 24, 2013
U can use "Mr Bones" style grin
Celebrities / Re: Kanye Defends Bringing Jesus Look-alike On Stage by XLR8(m): 4:24pm On Oct 23, 2013
Crazy dude portrayin Jesus singin hip pop..wtf!..says u can portray im anyhow..kuku portray im doin a pornographic video..smh
Celebrities / Re: Oboy, Wizkid's Son Is Extremely Stylish (see Swag) by XLR8(m): 3:59pm On Oct 23, 2013
Who is her mother?

Shola ogudugu na
Celebrities / Re: Oboy, Wizkid's Son Is Extremely Stylish (see Swag) by XLR8(m): 3:57pm On Oct 23, 2013
The boy also likes shorts..jus lyk z dad
Health / Re: What Is The Alternative To Handshake? by XLR8(m): 10:31am On Oct 22, 2013
Do u knw what dogs do wen dey wanna greet?..dey sniff each others ASS..u gaiz can try dat for a change.
Music/Radio / Re: Olamide Wears 'Roman Attire' In Album Cover by XLR8(m): 10:55pm On Oct 20, 2013
Chai...dunno any word to qualify dz outfit...mayb i shud jes THROWUP....y im no kuku cari iroko for head grin

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