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Foreign Affairs / Re: Michelle Obama Wants To Divorce Barack Obama - National Enquirer by XLR8(m): 9:09am On Dec 26, 2013
A PUBLIC FIGURE, THE WORLD'S NO 1 PRESIDENT, BEHAVING LIKE A TODDLER...WHO SAID BABA PEACE IS NOT BETTER

Nairaland / General / God Help: Christian Bombing In Baghdad. Many Die by XLR8(m): 8:32pm On Dec 25, 2013
Explosion caused by bomb set in a car near a church in Baghdad, Iraq, has killed 24 people as Iraqi Christians celebrated Christmas, officials say.
The device went off in the Doura district of the city as worshippers left a Christmas Day service.
Reportedly not less than 28 people were wounded. According to the police, most of the victims are Christians.
Iraq's ancient Christian community has more than halved in recent years, from an estimated population of 900,000.
Churches have been targeted across the country since the fall of Saddam Hussein in 2003.
In the course of 2010 attack by gunmen on the Catholic Cathedral in Baghdad more than 50 people died.

Politics / Re: President Jonathan's Food-Poisoning Suit In Gambian Court by XLR8(m): 8:27pm On Dec 25, 2013
IF HE GET MALARIA, NA ONE HOSPITAL IN USA E GO ATTEND, IF E WAN DO SURGERY, NA SUDAN HOSPITAL, COMMON STOMACH ACHE HE TRAVEL GO LONDON..ANNOYING
Fashion / Can You Allow Your Fiancee To Dress Like This To A Night Party On Christmas? by XLR8(m): 8:04pm On Dec 25, 2013
So what exactly is she wearing? guys is the right? would you consider taking her out like this? grin
I CAN THOUGH!!

Celebrities / Afrocandy's Christmas Outfit by XLR8(m): 7:37pm On Dec 25, 2013
Controversial Afrocandy Tweeted (MERRY CHRISTMAS from one and only...Ok, I'm off to Church see y'all later and have fun !! ), alongside the revéaling picture, saying she is going to church.

Hard to believe... Is she really going to church in this outfit??

Crime / Re: Wife Slits Husband's Manhood Over Food Allowance by XLR8(m): 12:37am On Dec 24, 2013
SEE THIS MAN...A PREGNANT WOMAN CHASED AND CAUGHT UP WITH HIM AND STILL BROKE BOTTLES ON HIS HEAD
Religion / Re: Christmas Is Idolatrous And Unscriptural - Pastor Kumuyi by XLR8(m): 12:29am On Dec 24, 2013
CONSTANTINE WAS NO CHRISTIAN. HE WAS A LIFETIME PAGAN WHO WAS BAPTIZED AND CONVERTED ON HIS DEATH BED

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Jokes Etc / Re: First Lady’s Speech (patience Jonathan) To Mandela by XLR8(m): 9:00pm On Dec 22, 2013
ajibowo11: haba na our own first lady you yab like dis

u wan arrest me for slander?
Romance / Re: 10 Unique Facts About Kissing by XLR8(m): 12:41am On Dec 22, 2013
Hmmm....* PUTTING ON A LIPSTICK*
Romance / Re: Nigerian Guy & A White Woman's Nikkai Wedding (Photo) by XLR8(m): 7:17pm On Dec 20, 2013
THIS GUY WANTS TO GET HIS GREEN-CARD NO MATTER WHAT
Jokes Etc / First Lady’s Speech (patience Jonathan) To Mandela by XLR8(m): 7:11pm On Dec 20, 2013
FIRST LADY’S SPEECH (PATIENCE JONATHAN) TO MANDELA

“Good morning my fellow people, me, my husband and the plentiful peoples of one great Nigeria send our condolence and congratulated South Africa peoples for the die of their president.

We are sadness to welcome the great man. I was sleep under my pillow yesterday when my husband tell me that Mandela has dead. I just shout no no nooo and I start to cry. My husband and Mandela is a good friends, when my husband was a children, Mandela give him his own shoe when he did not have shoe.

Mandela taught us to have love for our fellow Nigerians irrespective of their nationality. I was sad since he was in the hospital but I am happy when my husband telled me that nurses and doctors are responding to treatments.

Once again, congratulated to South Africa peoples, Mandela is a hero, he died but his manhood lives on.
grin grin grin cheesy
Jokes Etc / First Lady’s Speech (patience Jonathan) To Mandela by XLR8(m): 7:06pm On Dec 20, 2013
FIRST LADY’S SPEECH (PATIENCE JONATHAN) TO MANDELA

“Good morning my fellow people, me, my husband and the plentiful peoples of one great Nigeria send our condolence and congratulated South Africa peoples for the die of their president.

We are sadness to welcome the great man. I was sleep under my pillow yesterday when my husband tell me that Mandela has dead. I just shout no no nooo and I start to cry. My husband and Mandela is a good friends, when my husband was a children, Mandela give him his own shoe when he did not have shoe.

Mandela taught us to have love for our fellow Nigerians irrespective of their nationality. I was sad since he was in the hospital but I am happy when my husband telled me that nurses and doctors are responding to treatments.

Once again, congratulated to South Africa peoples, Mandela is a hero, he died but his manhood lives on.
grin grin grin cheesy
Phones / Re: Top 10 Smartphones That Rocked 2013 by XLR8(m): 10:56pm On Dec 19, 2013
I AGREE WITH YOU PEOPLE, THIS LIST IS BIAS ABI WHY AM I NOT SEEING MY ASHA 210 ON THE LIST?

2MP megapixel
240X320 screen size
1gb internal memory
Infinity size for external memory
32MB goat processor
Dual sim
1 touch quick access to internet and camera

O jabo ko fo (tis unbreakable)

Properties / Re: Hut Built With Plastic Bottles by XLR8(m): 10:35pm On Dec 19, 2013
There is also one typical to this but instead, the bottles were filled with sand apparently making the house bulletproof.
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Names Boys Use To Store Their Girlfriend's Number by XLR8(m): 10:16pm On Dec 19, 2013
OP..this is what I would have saved your number as: DRY GEEZER
Nairaland / General / Re: «««mikey And Friends Chat Lounge»»» by XLR8(m): 9:15am On Dec 19, 2013
Am adapted to harmattan
Nairaland / General / Re: «««mikey And Friends Chat Lounge»»» by XLR8(m): 8:44am On Dec 19, 2013
Hello...whats up here??
Romance / Re: delete this topic mods by XLR8(m): 1:06am On Dec 19, 2013
So abu mikey is a teenager...okay...always knew i cant be the only one
Celebrities / Re: Most Abused Nigerian Celebrities Of The Year by XLR8(m): 9:36pm On Dec 18, 2013
Say what? Did i just hear you say talented? @tonto dike.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Gunman Opens Fire In American Hospital by XLR8(m): 9:18pm On Dec 18, 2013
USA is worse than Nigeria.

We have ritual killers (at least you'll get rich) but they (USA) have serial killers.

At least we don't commit suicide because of economic recession. Nigerians will still hustle no matter what, no be omo pako?

We don't commit suicide because of bullying. This is part of the Nigerian children orientation. My friends cannot bully me and the my next thought is to commit suicide. Or my senior should bully me, I will be also reciprocate on my juniors and my junior on his juniors and like that goes the senseless circle of bullying grin
***thinking***
Car Talk / Re: The Parking Lot At The American University Of Dubai! (Pictures) by XLR8(m): 4:00pm On Dec 17, 2013
Nelly Ghenghen: Awkward moment when you don't have a ride atall and you are having a romantic walk with your chick on campus, suddenly this next man pulls over in an aston martin V12 and be like "i'd like to offer you both a ride but I've only got place for one person" grin grin
smileysimple..i will tell him to come out of the car and i will drive with my baby beside me. He will meet his car at the gate

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Celebrities / Re: Dbanj And Genevieve Pictured Together by XLR8(m): 1:12pm On Dec 17, 2013
kreami diva: Na wah for u people o!

So if my ex and i happen to attend the same event and chat away,it means we're back together

I hiss in legalese!

who said anything about back together Front together ni
Nairaland / General / Re: Unclad Bathing In Nigeria’s Healing “pool Of Bethesda” [PHOTOS] by XLR8(m): 1:04pm On Dec 17, 2013
Now am sure the water will do more harm than good..

Different people with different ailments bathing in one pool, congested is not hygenic.
Nairaland / General / Re: South African Sign Language Interpreter Helped Burn Men To Death In 2003 by XLR8(m): 9:16am On Dec 17, 2013
Guess he also hallucinated about going to those schools
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Addicts: Why Do You Prefer Nairaland To Facebook? by XLR8(m): 9:08am On Dec 17, 2013
Cos people dont post the latest of news and info on facebook.

If you post "where can i get firewood?" on facebook..who will answer you?.cheesy
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Addicts: Why Do You Prefer Nairaland To Facebook? by XLR8(m): 9:07am On Dec 17, 2013
Nairaland / General / Re: Unclad Bathing In Nigeria’s Healing “pool Of Bethesda” [PHOTOS] by XLR8(m): 8:54am On Dec 17, 2013
And i guess that yellow haired woman wants God to heal her by making her hair black again cheesy

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Religion / Re: Bitter Truth About Blessed Virgin Mary by XLR8(m): 11:59pm On Dec 16, 2013
And whats bitter about this?
Nairaland / General / Re: Names Of Nairalander You Have Met by XLR8(m): 10:01pm On Dec 13, 2013
tongue
Nairaland / General / Re: Names Of Nairalander You Have Met by XLR8(m): 9:59pm On Dec 13, 2013
I know ANNEXES, TOLEXANDER is my wicked bro and neighbour

IF U WANT ME TO HELP YOU TREAT HIS FUC.KUPS, JUST HOLLA
Sports / Re: Super Eagles Brazil 2014 New Jeysey by XLR8(m): 7:13pm On Dec 13, 2013
And what's wrong with AGBADA
Business / Re: What Are The Products Nigeria Make? by XLR8(m): 8:19am On Dec 12, 2013
Tolexander: Otapiapia

kaikai

sometimes when they advertise it..people will tell the seller to taste it 1st, they wanna know how potent it is grin

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