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Samar1: They forgot to include jonathan and his father obasonjo!

so "obasonjo" obasanjo is jonathans fada..who's this??

;Dwhat?? na orisun fm wey pick am first

rip to da great man

I still asked my dad recently if this is true..

When i was a kid my classmates said long ago nigeria and india were playn futbal nd d indians had mad charms so nigeria cudunt score..when one nigerian playa lyk dat wanted to score,the ball turned into a lion but the guy kickd t stil and died instanta..
India don gve us 100-0...nd sed if we can score jus one goal..dem go allow us cari d cup..na d guy wey d ball turn lion wey score for us..

Shaakasi: No Nigerian on d list??

so ure what nai-H-rian??

reminds me of a day when me and my mom were heading somwhere..we came to a place where we met dis goat wey dey chill for road...my mom didnt stop driving and the goat didnt bulge at all...my mom honked and honked..what i saw convinced me that animals are gettin smarter and may later revolute against humans...the goat reluctantly stood up..i fink it also hissed loudly and long and walked slowly and majestically off d way...my mom was already shouting "FIRE","AJE","AWON AIYE"...me sef knw dat this one na witch

Lovebond34: Bros in naija..u av 2 blive oo..cox me sf ah dy fear cat die

u also..lool

Its so hilarious when i see some Nigerians detest and even condemn some animals because of some beliefs they hold against them, majorly withfcraft.
Animals like cats,hawks,vultures,raven,owl to mention a few are really hated by some people. As a kid I also hated them but as i grew older, I found out that these animals are benign.
NB- my mom really hates cats.
Also, these superstitious people believe that witches and wizards like rednaxelot turns to some kind of bird & fly at night. I really hate cats because of the fear that had been instilled in me from childhood.

I vividly remember a day i followed my mom to her friend's house, they were chatting and an owl or was it a raven perched on the electrical pole near her house. On sighting it, she started yelling "BLOOD OF JESUS", "FIRE" and threw stones until the innocent bird flew away. ..me just dey pity the bird..can picture its shocked face.

You can compare your own beliefs also.

shey somwan don gree for caseless

am sleepin here...#carries bed into chat ROOM#

Y bad pple come much pass gud pple..cons more than the pros derailers more dan enrailers(hope d word exists).....

Ahn ahn..nxt tym it does that..SHOWER FOR AM..we don hit dry,hot season

homesteady: This is not the 1st time he is doing it!
Ice prince! Best rapper alive!

what am i seeing #stares at post#

best rapper alive for ur mind..wen amazing 5 yr olds lyk bobby j(bow wow) p-nut dey talkless of baddos lyk ME and wayne.....

Wich planet u dey..?

Idowuogbo: Then d epileptic fooool for chill for hin cabarn na! Abi no b semi-honeymoon he suppose dey sef?

honeymoon...wen dem don enjoy demselves to d fullest already before marriage..lol

Maybe he has a phobia for the flash light from cameras

brushesz: I learnt driving from a video simulation on a PC with a steering wheel, clutch, brake and accelerator pedals. The only difference was that I made changes to gear from the keyboard.

some games can help..NFS

Lagusta: A friend taught me how to drive, that was when we always quarrelled......

I remember the day I burned his clutch plate, the guy para no be small!!!!

how come? I guess you pressed the clutch and turtle at d same time

* Iloromu- land of rome
* akarabata- bean cake shoe
* parakin- cream the body of the brave ones
* idiomo- ur a$$ didnt know
* idita- ur a$$ is saucy
* omiokun- the water of a sea
* oranfe- the nylon is blowing
* mokuro- am not leaving

Siena: No one taught me how to drive. I simply watched my parents when they drove, and applied the same technique when I was able to get access to the keys.

I then refined my driving style in time.

am sure d car na automatic

tspun: some won't mind asking. WEN IS MY GIRLFRIEND COMING BACK TO ME. Google don suffer!

google will be like = when we go on strike

Guys tis obvious that dan faked fallin so as to stare at kate's thighs and bumper wella

D gal no even luk im syd...mayb both had a fyt b4 hand

Well my mom taught me how to drive. She was reluctant to teach me at first but i stayed on her neck (literally)
When we started with the field training, she was quite pleased with my driving. She started becoming strict and stern when we got to the street part and till now I can still picture her annoyed face ..
I had a tough time with the gear changing ish but now i can even drive a car inside water

luxanne: Game seemed easy afterall, 13 pages, we still counting

yes luxanne that's true but are you winking at me?..I checked your profile thinking i'll meet an ordinary girl but I was entranced staring at your eyelashes...sort of

"Some oranges fell off Jake's tree at lucy's house but rolled past nelson. Ten boys ran after them while an eagle flew by. An orange dodged betty, kyle's dog but was caught by some youths. This was consequently followed by jubilations from some by-standers but it remained a few oranges left. Watch out for part two"






wow didnt use any of those words in my lil story!!

It could be real cos av seen many on this particular show on sony (dstv)

MTN has been pissing me off for months but am addicted to them already so I cant get myself to join another network.

Anytime I try to make a call, they tell me that I do not have enough credit even if I have about #500, then later they will start to deduct my account illegally until it is zero naira.
Yet, anytime I call thier customer care line, they tell me their mumu app hasn't uploaded my call history, 5 days later when I call them, it is the same story.
Or they should tell me their mumu engineers are working on it.
Sometimes, I wont be able to browse or call for about a week.

Do they give you the same trouble ?..or is it my sim that is cursed.

nkwachiabel: I wish evry1 seeing this post can turn their fone upside-down and look keenly @ d last picture. U only see gun slinger pose while looking @ it normally. Buh wen ur fone is turned, you'll see the pic is jst showing us a goat-like head and d hands d horn.... I'm sure most pple have heard abt the famous *BAPHOMET*. Its jst a symbol of him. Take heed friends...... Knw d meaning of tins b4 u follow.....

GREAT SNAKES THAT IS SO TRUE

There are a lot of controversies about if global warming is real or not. Some people say it is real while some say the government is only using it to control the peoples life.

I go with the two..
I say it is not real cos how can GW occur long ago when there were no SUVs, no industries tantamount to no industrial gases, more vegetation.
I say it is real cos there are unstable weather patterns, floods etc.
So what do you think..is it false just like the unreliable promises of our politicians or REAL...cos if it real, i musn't go to hell then.

ASUU will resume when:
1. Patience jonathan wins a debate against wole soyinka
2. Skales releases an album
3. Davido features wizkid in his singles
4. Blackpool wins premier league
5. Nigeria wins world cup
6. Terry G stops smoking
7. Messi leaves Barca
8. Devil repents
9. Nollywood produces a seasonal movie

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