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Nairaland GeneralRe: What Have You Done As A Human Being That You Think No Other Person Has Done? by XLR8(m): 3:37pm On Jan 09, 2014
martha: I killed a cow with a blow grin
I killed 99 polar bears with a punch each, the 100th didnt die but still in coma, i mistook an herbicide for juice and drank it and nothing happened, i love fighting and collecting lion's teeth as an hobby..see i dont wanna show off, so i'll stay mutegrin
CelebritiesRe: General Overseer’s Wife Resurrects After Doctors Confirmed Her Dead, Narrates He by XLR8(m): 3:28pm On Jan 09, 2014
Funny how this doesnt amuse me
Christianity EtcRe: South African Pastor Lesego Makes Members Eat Grass (PHOTOS) by XLR8(m): 10:21am On Jan 09, 2014
[size=70pt]END TIME TINZA[/size]
CelebritiesRe: Escaped Prisoner Returns To Jail Because Of Freezing Wheather by XLR8(m): 8:08am On Jan 09, 2014
The weather is really slaughtering them. 27 peeps are dead already
EducationRe: 10 Incredible Recently Discovered Animals by XLR8(m): 8:04am On Jan 09, 2014
Let it come to Nigeria. I have anti-venom
FamilyRe: Father Impregnated His Own Daughter 5 Times To Create Pure Blood Line by XLR8(m): 7:48am On Jan 09, 2014
martha: How was ur night o?
Didnt sleep much..am curious, why you putting "o" at the end of your sentences grin
FamilyRe: Father Impregnated His Own Daughter 5 Times To Create Pure Blood Line by XLR8(m): 7:41am On Jan 09, 2014
martha: He was sleeping too... Gud morning o
grin Gu Morin Sisi
CelebritiesRe: [PICS] LOYALIST? Male Chelsea Fan Tattoos John Obi Mikel’s Name On His Buttocks by XLR8(m): 1:10am On Jan 09, 2014
hatux: U againhuh?
grin
CelebritiesRe: Who's Your Favourite Comedian? by XLR8(m): 1:07am On Jan 09, 2014
PATRICK OBIAHIAGBON TOH BADT
HealthRe: Man With Tumour All Over His Body After Doctors Remove One From His Waist by XLR8(m): 12:57am On Jan 09, 2014
..does it have a remedy?..didn't finish reading the post
FamilyRe: Father Impregnated His Own Daughter 5 Times To Create Pure Blood Line by XLR8(m): 12:37am On Jan 09, 2014
martha: *Sleeping*
better wake and go check what your husband is doing now..abi na bf
Nairaland GeneralRe: An Unbelievable Man Who Can Turn His Head 180 Degrees by XLR8(m): 12:31am On Jan 09, 2014
I try this sometimes..thought i did it once but realised that twas my eyes doin d job nt the head
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Being Slapped By A Gal Before? by XLR8(m): 12:27am On Jan 09, 2014
Ko possible
Foreign AffairsRe: British Prime Minister Drops Daughter Off At School (photo) by XLR8(m): 12:24am On Jan 09, 2014
Tis then you will see an average Nigerian employing drivers to take their wards to school
SportsRe: Lionel Messi Is Back. by XLR8(m): 12:11am On Jan 09, 2014
Against who
FamilyRe: 10 Weird Pregnancy Facts No One Tells You About by XLR8(m): 5:05pm On Jan 08, 2014
grin babies self service
Jokes EtcRe: Photo Of The Day!!! by XLR8(m): 2:01pm On Jan 08, 2014
grin grin grin
Nairaland GeneralPastor Jailed For Molesting A 6-year-old Girl In Abuja by XLR8(op): 1:29pm On Jan 08, 2014
A pastor in Abuja has been arrested and charged to court for allegedly raping a 6-year old girl.
Michael Dimowo, a resident of Galadimawa village in the Lugbe area of the Federal Capital Territory was sentenced to 10 years in prison for having forceful sexual intercourse with the young girl.

The 24-year old pastor was sentenced on Monday by a High Court in the FCT which found that he was not deserving of any mercy.

The Eagle Online reports:
Dimowo, 24, was arraigned by the police on December 3, 2012, accused of rape, which contravenes the provisions of Section 283 of the Penal code.
Delivering judgment, Justice Maudashiru Oniyangi refused to give the convict an option of fine. Oniyangi said: “Based on the forgoing, I find the accused guilty of the offence of rape, which contravenes the provisions of Section 283 of the Penal Code.
“The prosecution was consistent in its evidence through its witnesses. “I hold that the prosecution has discharged the burden of proof pursuant to Section 135(1) of the Evidence Acts.” Oniyangi held that the prosecutor has succeeded in proving all the ingredients of the offence against the accused beyond any reasonable doubts.
He added: “In the convict’s testimony, he said that he was a pastor. “I wonder what he will be preaching to his congregation if at all he is ordained. “To me, he is not a pastor. “The convict should be ashamed of himself because as a pastor he defiled and committed rape on a six-year-old girl.
“You are the Judas Iscariot of faith. “You have betrayed the trust of your congregation.” Oniyangi in his judgment said that the court still remained the last hope of the common man and the convict by his act did not deserve any mercy.
He said: “Matthew 5:7 says Blessed are the merciful for they shall obtain mercy. “The convict deserves no mercy and I hereby sentence you to 10 years in prison with no option of fine.”

source: www.ynaija.com/monster-pastor-jailed-for-raping-a-6-year-old-girl-in-abuja/
Nairaland GeneralMob Kills Man For Shooting Landlord's Daughter To Death by XLR8(op):
Ado Ekiti — There was
pandemonium at Ise Ekiti in Ise
Orun Local Government Area of
Ekiti State, yesterday, when a
trader whose name was given
simply as Austin shot his
landlord's daughter to death.

Reason for Austin's action was
not immediately known, but
Vanguard gathered that he shot
the girl after a minor augment.
Immediately the girl was shot,
according to reports, Austin, who
is from one of the eastern states,
made a futile bid to escape but
was caught by the mob.

Vanguard gathered that the killer
was set ablaze at a motor park.
The Divisional Police Officer, DPO,
of Ise police station was hit on
the head for attempting to
rescue Austin just before he was
lynched.

Austin, said to be in his late 30s
and a trader, reportedly shot the
girl in front of her father's house
at Iro Oraye area of the town.
Before Austin finally met his
waterloo, he was reportedly
taken to the palace of the
monarch of Ise Ekiti, Oba
Adetunji Ajayi possibly to save his
life, but the mob overpowered
the palace guards, took him to
the town's main motor park
where he was burnt.

The remains of the slain girl and
that of her alleged murderer,
already burnt beyond
recognition, have been deposited
at a mortuary in the town by the
police, while the injured DPO has
been hospitalised.

The Police Public Relations Officer
of the state command, Mr Victor
Babayemi said he was yet to be
briefed on the matter.

CelebritiesRe: [PICS] LOYALIST? Male Chelsea Fan Tattoos John Obi Mikel’s Name On His Buttocks by XLR8(m): 1:10pm On Jan 08, 2014
hatux: Ope oooo!!
why ope ohuh?
EducationRe: What Is Wrong With This Photo? (examination Malpractice Edition) by XLR8(m): 11:27am On Jan 08, 2014
Coooooool
Nairaland GeneralRe: Polar Freeze Moves To US East, South ;21 Dead by XLR8(op): 11:02am On Jan 08, 2014
Tolexander: are these temperature recordings?
yes o..colder than person freezer
CelebritiesMiley Cyrus Finally Reveals Why She Sticks Out Her Tongue by XLR8(op): 10:58am On Jan 08, 2014
Miley Cyrus‘ tongue is often a topic of national conversation, since the singer sticks it out so much. It became her thing, her calling card. So what’s the deal? Why can’t she keep that thing inside her mouth?
As it turns out, it’s almost a nervous tick for her.

In her chat with Barbara Walters as part of her Most Fascinating People of 2013 selection, Cyrus confessed, “I get embarrassed to take pictures. That’s actually the truth. I’m so embarrassed because people are taking pictures of me and I don’t know how to smile, and just be awkward, so I stick my tongue out, because I don’t know what else to do.”

So she deals with the discomfort of taking pictures by flashing her tongue and being silly. That’s actually totally understandable. There’s nothing worse for a celeb that has flashbulbs in her face constantly to have poor posture or a stiff stance in photos.
And it’s not like she can hide behind a glossy curtain of hair anymore, either!

Source: www.popcrush.com/miley-cyrus-famous-tongue/?utm_source=zergnet.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=zergnet_120238
Nairaland GeneralPolar Freeze Moves To US East, South ;21 Dead by XLR8(op): 10:25am On Jan 08, 2014
The lighthouse at Pere Marquette Beach is completely frozen after a severe winter storm on Tuesday, Jan. 7, 2014 in Muskegon, Mich. (AP Photo)

Atlanta:A deep freeze spread from the US Midwest to the East and South, setting record low temperatures from Boston to Birmingham, and leaving 21 people dead, authorities said.
The Midwest and the East experienced temperatures colder than much of Antarctica.

In a phenomenon that forecasters said is actually not all that unusual, all 50 states saw freezing temperatures at some point today. That included Hawaii, where it was -8 Celsius atop Mauna Kea, a dormant volcano. (In Pics: Deep freeze in North America)

The big chill started in the Midwest over the weekend, and by Tuesday, it covered about half of the country. In New York City, the high was expected to be -12 Celsius; in Boston, around -8 Celsius. (US deep freeze: What is a polar vortex?)

Across the South, records were shattered like icicles.
Birmingham, Alabama, dipped to a low of -14 Celsius, breaking the record of -11.7 Celsius set in 1970.
Atlanta saw a record low of -14.5 Celsius. Nashville, Tennessee, got down to -16.7 Celsius, and Little Rock, Arkansas, fell to -13 Celsius. It was just -17 Celsius at

Washington Dulles International airport, eclipsing the 1988 mark of -13 Celsius.
The deep freeze dragged on in the Midwest as well, with the thermometer reaching -24 Celsius overnight in the Chicago area and -25.5 Celsius in suburban St Louis.

More than 500 passengers were stranded overnight on three Chicago-bound trains that were stopped by blowing and drifting snow in Illinois. Food ran low, but the heat stayed on.
The cold turned deadly as authorities reported at least 21 cold-related deaths across the country since Sunday, including seven in Illinois, and six in Indiana.

Source: www.ndtv.com/article/world/polar-freeze-moves-to-us-east-south-21-dead-468450?site=classic

FamilyRe: Male Padlock Invented-see Photos by XLR8(m): 10:09am On Jan 08, 2014
joke
Nairaland GeneralRe: Teenager Kills 12-year-old Girl For Money Ritual by XLR8(m): 10:05am On Jan 08, 2014
Nigerian news can cause high-blood pressure
CelebritiesRe: [PICS] LOYALIST? Male Chelsea Fan Tattoos John Obi Mikel’s Name On His Buttocks by XLR8(m): 9:51am On Jan 08, 2014
Nigerians can't do that
CelebritiesRe: Governor Oshiomole Gives Girl Hawking Plantain Chips N1million Cheque by XLR8(m): 9:43am On Jan 08, 2014
ILLOGICAL

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