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martha: I killed a cow with a blowI killed 99 polar bears with a punch each, the 100th didnt die but still in coma, i mistook an herbicide for juice and drank it and nothing happened, i love fighting and collecting lion's teeth as an hobby..see i dont wanna show off, so i'll stay mute ![]() |
Funny how this doesnt amuse me |
[size=70pt]END TIME TINZA[/size] |
The weather is really slaughtering them. 27 peeps are dead already |
Let it come to Nigeria. I have anti-venom |
martha: How was ur night o?Didnt sleep much..am curious, why you putting "o" at the end of your sentences ![]() |
martha: He was sleeping too... Gud morning o Gu Morin Sisi |
hatux: U again ![]() |
PATRICK OBIAHIAGBON TOH BADT |
..does it have a remedy?..didn't finish reading the post |
martha: *Sleeping*better wake and go check what your husband is doing now..abi na bf |
I try this sometimes..thought i did it once but realised that twas my eyes doin d job nt the head |
Ko possible |
Tis then you will see an average Nigerian employing drivers to take their wards to school |
Against who |
babies self service |
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A pastor in Abuja has been arrested and charged to court for allegedly raping a 6-year old girl. Michael Dimowo, a resident of Galadimawa village in the Lugbe area of the Federal Capital Territory was sentenced to 10 years in prison for having forceful sexual intercourse with the young girl. The 24-year old pastor was sentenced on Monday by a High Court in the FCT which found that he was not deserving of any mercy. The Eagle Online reports: Dimowo, 24, was arraigned by the police on December 3, 2012, accused of rape, which contravenes the provisions of Section 283 of the Penal code. Delivering judgment, Justice Maudashiru Oniyangi refused to give the convict an option of fine. Oniyangi said: “Based on the forgoing, I find the accused guilty of the offence of rape, which contravenes the provisions of Section 283 of the Penal Code. “The prosecution was consistent in its evidence through its witnesses. “I hold that the prosecution has discharged the burden of proof pursuant to Section 135(1) of the Evidence Acts.” Oniyangi held that the prosecutor has succeeded in proving all the ingredients of the offence against the accused beyond any reasonable doubts. He added: “In the convict’s testimony, he said that he was a pastor. “I wonder what he will be preaching to his congregation if at all he is ordained. “To me, he is not a pastor. “The convict should be ashamed of himself because as a pastor he defiled and committed rape on a six-year-old girl. “You are the Judas Iscariot of faith. “You have betrayed the trust of your congregation.” Oniyangi in his judgment said that the court still remained the last hope of the common man and the convict by his act did not deserve any mercy. He said: “Matthew 5:7 says Blessed are the merciful for they shall obtain mercy. “The convict deserves no mercy and I hereby sentence you to 10 years in prison with no option of fine.” source: www.ynaija.com/monster-pastor-jailed-for-raping-a-6-year-old-girl-in-abuja/ |
Ado Ekiti — There was pandemonium at Ise Ekiti in Ise Orun Local Government Area of Ekiti State, yesterday, when a trader whose name was given simply as Austin shot his landlord's daughter to death. Reason for Austin's action was not immediately known, but Vanguard gathered that he shot the girl after a minor augment. Immediately the girl was shot, according to reports, Austin, who is from one of the eastern states, made a futile bid to escape but was caught by the mob. Vanguard gathered that the killer was set ablaze at a motor park. The Divisional Police Officer, DPO, of Ise police station was hit on the head for attempting to rescue Austin just before he was lynched. Austin, said to be in his late 30s and a trader, reportedly shot the girl in front of her father's house at Iro Oraye area of the town. Before Austin finally met his waterloo, he was reportedly taken to the palace of the monarch of Ise Ekiti, Oba Adetunji Ajayi possibly to save his life, but the mob overpowered the palace guards, took him to the town's main motor park where he was burnt. The remains of the slain girl and that of her alleged murderer, already burnt beyond recognition, have been deposited at a mortuary in the town by the police, while the injured DPO has been hospitalised. The Police Public Relations Officer of the state command, Mr Victor Babayemi said he was yet to be briefed on the matter.
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hatux: Ope oooo!!why ope o ? |
Coooooool |
Tolexander: are these temperature recordings?yes o..colder than person freezer |
Miley Cyrus‘ tongue is often a topic of national conversation, since the singer sticks it out so much. It became her thing, her calling card. So what’s the deal? Why can’t she keep that thing inside her mouth? As it turns out, it’s almost a nervous tick for her. In her chat with Barbara Walters as part of her Most Fascinating People of 2013 selection, Cyrus confessed, “I get embarrassed to take pictures. That’s actually the truth. I’m so embarrassed because people are taking pictures of me and I don’t know how to smile, and just be awkward, so I stick my tongue out, because I don’t know what else to do.” So she deals with the discomfort of taking pictures by flashing her tongue and being silly. That’s actually totally understandable. There’s nothing worse for a celeb that has flashbulbs in her face constantly to have poor posture or a stiff stance in photos. And it’s not like she can hide behind a glossy curtain of hair anymore, either! Source: www.popcrush.com/miley-cyrus-famous-tongue/?utm_source=zergnet.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=zergnet_120238 |
The lighthouse at Pere Marquette Beach is completely frozen after a severe winter storm on Tuesday, Jan. 7, 2014 in Muskegon, Mich. (AP Photo) Atlanta:A deep freeze spread from the US Midwest to the East and South, setting record low temperatures from Boston to Birmingham, and leaving 21 people dead, authorities said. The Midwest and the East experienced temperatures colder than much of Antarctica. In a phenomenon that forecasters said is actually not all that unusual, all 50 states saw freezing temperatures at some point today. That included Hawaii, where it was -8 Celsius atop Mauna Kea, a dormant volcano. (In Pics: Deep freeze in North America) The big chill started in the Midwest over the weekend, and by Tuesday, it covered about half of the country. In New York City, the high was expected to be -12 Celsius; in Boston, around -8 Celsius. (US deep freeze: What is a polar vortex?) Across the South, records were shattered like icicles. Birmingham, Alabama, dipped to a low of -14 Celsius, breaking the record of -11.7 Celsius set in 1970. Atlanta saw a record low of -14.5 Celsius. Nashville, Tennessee, got down to -16.7 Celsius, and Little Rock, Arkansas, fell to -13 Celsius. It was just -17 Celsius at Washington Dulles International airport, eclipsing the 1988 mark of -13 Celsius. The deep freeze dragged on in the Midwest as well, with the thermometer reaching -24 Celsius overnight in the Chicago area and -25.5 Celsius in suburban St Louis. More than 500 passengers were stranded overnight on three Chicago-bound trains that were stopped by blowing and drifting snow in Illinois. Food ran low, but the heat stayed on. The cold turned deadly as authorities reported at least 21 cold-related deaths across the country since Sunday, including seven in Illinois, and six in Indiana. Source: www.ndtv.com/article/world/polar-freeze-moves-to-us-east-south-21-dead-468450?site=classic
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joke |
Nigerian news can cause high-blood pressure |
Nigerians can't do that |
ILLOGICAL |

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