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 Celebrities › Re: World’s Most Expensive’ Soap Unveiled In Qatar [PHOTO] by XLR8(m): 2:28pm On Jan 07, 2014 |
CHAI CHOI CHINEKE EEWOO JISOS!! KAI JESU! I will tell them this when I get to my village |
| Crime › Re: [SHOCKING] Mad Woman Delivers Baby At Rubbish Dump In Mushin, Lagos by XLR8(m): 2:04pm On Jan 07, 2014 |
I really commend those people. They are very social and didn't condemn the insane woman to the extent dat she knows their name But who is the father  |
| Politics › Re: Robbers Attack Estate In Ogun, Kill RCCG Pastor by XLR8(m): 1:42pm On Jan 07, 2014 |
The man probably forgot to pray |
| Fashion › Why Ladies Don't Wear Socks by XLR8(op): 11:34am On Jan 06, 2014 |
After investigating some girls excluding secondary school girls, they told me some of the reasons they don't wear socks. 1. Girls wear sandals, flip flops,heels,stilettos or flats which are not socks compactible. Moreover, if a girl is on a date, the last thing a guy would want to see is the socks sticking out. 2. Because girls want to show off their new and improved pedicure. 3. Some girls said that socks make their legs look shorter, but legs look longer and slimmer when they are not wearing socks. 4. Some girls said they hate wearing socks because it it tickles them. 5. Because they don't want their feet to start sweating and smelling which is gross. A girl said and i quote " Do you like girls with stinking feet?" *pondering on the answer* |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The New Rule Of Nairaland by XLR8(op): 11:17am On Jan 06, 2014 |
castielo: - -await your ban |
| Jokes Etc › The New Rule Of Nairaland by XLR8(op): 11:10am On Jan 06, 2014*. Modified: 12:19pm On Jan 06, 2014 |
 Fellow Nairalanders, I am pleased to tell you that from January 5th, 2014 at exactly 11:30 am and onward, there will be a ban against reserving/booking of space while commenting on a topic. The nuisance caused by these blessed people is a pain in the a$$. The rule against booking of space is going to be the 22nd rule of Nairaland. Any nairalander that also aids booking of space will be banned for life and any body caught buying space will be banned for eternity Reserve any space if you dare. *spreads mat* |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Awkward Moments In Church!!! by XLR8(m): 12:23am On Jan 06, 2014 |
Awkward moment when your pastor tells you to look at your neighbour and say something but you almost pass out because of the bad breath. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Miracles In Ondo: Woman Delivers Baby With Mysterious Islamic Sign[see Photo] by XLR8(m): 2:10pm On Jan 05, 2014 |
PHOTOSHOPPED!! |
| Christianity Etc › Re: A Prophecy At My Sister's Church, That I Should Start Going To Church by XLR8(m): 2:04pm On Jan 05, 2014 |
Leo Adewale: Bro, don't be decieved oh. It may be that your sister is super concerned about you so she decided to use that technique. Buh the truth is you should beware of wolves in sheep clothings cause they are everywhere. Pray to God for the spirit of decernment. I'd advise you to get religious. Please don't follow your heart or your mind cause they don't control what they does sometimes. May God help and be with youHe said he doesnt believe in religion! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Girl Got Stuck In Washing Machine by XLR8(m): 1:52pm On Jan 05, 2014 |
badGirlAshleyº: why are you blabbing right now?When you were signing up for NL, is that you saw a rule that prohibited you from thinking Beats me |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Girl Got Stuck In Washing Machine by XLR8(m): 3:49am On Jan 05, 2014 |
badGirlAshleyº: How. Could she fit inside the washing machine? That's weirdNothing is weirder than seeing a nigerian promising to give you an aeroplane  |
| Family › Re: Funny Things You've Ever Done When You Were HIGH by XLR8(m): 3:45am On Jan 05, 2014 |
When i got high. I started earing voices that Nigeria will win this 2014 world cup |
| Romance › Re: Am I Doing The Right Thing Or Not? In Love With My Brother's Best Friend. by XLR8(m): 3:41am On Jan 05, 2014 |
Goto a tv station and proclaim your love there..better still on sunday.oluyole fm, tell SOUL to help you out |
| Celebrities › Re: I’m Proud Of My Unclad Pictures – Maheeda (An Interview) by XLR8(m): 3:31am On Jan 05, 2014 |
BORN AGAIN INDEED!..LMAO (leave maheeda alone ode) |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by XLR8(m): 12:46am On Jan 05, 2014 |
Boy- Babe i love you Babe- And i love unicorns |
| Car Talk › Re: How Do You Handle Insults While Driving by XLR8(op): 12:12am On Jan 05, 2014 |
Trottle: While driving, due to me being in my late teens driving LEGALLY ( which is not so common in Nigeria) some drivers would want to hurl abusive jokes and insult but many a times I do give them a wash down and when am at fault I apologise but some stubborn drivers would still continue to insult and I would stop apologising and start insulting also without any fear. He has mouth I also have, he has hands I also have. Whatever dimension they take am always ready and at this junction they do respect themselves. They always want to take advantage of teens and women, but not me o!am driving illegally |
| Car Talk › Re: How Do You Handle Insults While Driving by XLR8(op): 12:09am On Jan 05, 2014 |
Tolexander: I do return the insult in kind.TOLEXANDER..MUST YOU LIE?..THE SISSY CANT DRIVE O!! |
| Music/Radio › Re: What Is The Oldest Song On Your Phone? by XLR8(m): 12:06am On Jan 05, 2014 |
Tolexander: i meant that i love listening to the genre of songs you listed at night after the day's activities cos the songs are cool and they cool my head.Your head na PC?? |
| Sports › Re: Do You Like Swimming? by XLR8(m): 12:02am On Jan 05, 2014 |
safarigirl: I HATE swimming, don't plan to be anywhere near a pool of water for the rest of my life- except it's a bath tub. Had 2 near-drowning experience when I was 9 at bar beach and then when I was 11 at a hotel. Haven't been to a pool/beach in 9 years, don't ever want to even consider itfraidy cat! ...you were a kid then. My mom instilled Hydrophobia in me na small thing now..she doesnt know i swim sha |
| Politics › Re: Mother Of Five Nabbed By NDLEA While Exporting Heroin To Husband by XLR8(m): 9:04am On Jan 03, 2014 |
5 children when family planning dey..they couldn't take care of them and so resorted to smuggling |
| Politics › Re: Aregbesola,omisore Trade Words Over Worship Centre. by XLR8(m): 8:49am On Jan 03, 2014 |
In what way/ways is he islamizing the state sef? |
| Islam › Re: Sitting With Opposite Sex Is Strictly Prohibited — Imam Yunus by XLR8(m): 8:39am On Jan 03, 2014 |
THAT IS THEIR HEADACHE. They should keep up their hypocrisy |
| Music/Radio › Re: What Is The Oldest Song On Your Phone? by XLR8(m): 8:33am On Jan 03, 2014 |
Chris brown- fine china eminem-berzerk eminem-rap god justin timberlake-mirrors katy perry-roar katy perry-unconditionally miley cyrus-wrecking ball lorde-royals this is the list of my oldest songs |
| Sports › Re: Do You Like Swimming? by XLR8(m): 1:11am On Jan 03, 2014 |
Tolexander: not swimming under the shower or well o! ..You know I taught you how to swim |
| Politics › Re: Osun Govt. Acquires N51million Land To Build Church by XLR8(m): 8:22pm On Jan 02, 2014 |
NO. THIS IS WRONG |
| Sports › Re: Do You Like Swimming? by XLR8(m): 8:01pm On Jan 02, 2014 |
SURE..I LOVE SWIMMING |
| Christianity Etc › Re: 2014 Prophecy By W.f. Kumuyi Of Deeper Life by XLR8(m): 7:49pm On Jan 02, 2014 |
manchi: Since when did Kumuyi become a prophet? This simply shows you can't recognize a prophet when you see one, you know, just like the Jews who never recognized John (the baptist).and your point is that only prophets can prophecy?..is it because "pro" starts the 2 words?..tell me who are the people that prophecy |
| Christianity Etc › Re: 2014 Prophecy By W.f. Kumuyi Of Deeper Life by XLR8(m): 7:45pm On Jan 02, 2014 |
tempestjr: I see no prophecy in this write up oga.kinda agree with you on this |
| Celebrities › Re: Toke Makinwa Shares Photos Of Her Parents by XLR8(m): 8:48am On Jan 02, 2014 |
Tolexander: the question is from where did you get her taking care of the parents in the picture you saw?Who would want to taka a picture with a daughter that doesn't take care of 'em..even smiling |
| Christianity Etc › Re: 2014 Prophecy By W.f. Kumuyi Of Deeper Life by XLR8(m): 11:19pm On Jan 01, 2014 |
AT LAST!!!! SOME GOOD PROPHECY! |
