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Health / Re: Coronavirus: 4 New Cases In Nigeria, Total Of 139 Cases, 2 Deaths, 9 Discharged by XLR8(m): 8:27pm On Mar 31, 2020
They'll get well and be discharged ijn

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Nairaland / General / Re: Top Mistakes Pedestrians Make On The Roadside by XLR8(m): 8:55pm On May 19, 2017
Mynd44.. lalasticlala
Nairaland / General / Top Mistakes Pedestrians Make On The Roadside by XLR8(m): 4:52pm On May 18, 2017
Well in a country like Nigeria that lacks pedestrian walk way on most of her road, where pedestrians have to risk their lives daily by making do with whatever path is beside the road. I think this piece might be a little instructive.

1. Backing moving cars: Pedestrians usually, even unconsciously back moving cars. Instead, face incoming cars so as to not to be caught unawares by an impending danger.

2. Walking side by side: Most times you would see pedestrians walking side by side especially when in a group. Rather, strive to be on a single file while treading the roadside.

3. Using your phone: This could come in various mannerisms like chatting with your phone, receiving a call, using your earpiece etc. All these would easily distract you which could be disastrous on the roadside.

4. Doing strong-head: Most pedestrians are guilty of this in the sense that they would see a car heading directly at them yet they would be determined not to move rather telling the driver to steer away from them. Hello? If it was a cow heading at you, won't you run away? Please let's be guided.

5. Abysmal crossing: The basic rule is to look at your left first, then your right, then your left again before crossing.

6. Staying beside waterlogged areas: If walking on the road, you arrive at an area that is waterlogged try to move past that area as soon as possible so as to avoid a situation where a car will splash water on you. You know the car can't fly right?

Feel free to share your view(s)

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Sports / Re: 5 Mistakes Arsenal Made This Season by XLR8(m): 12:07pm On May 05, 2017
thats the general mistake any team can make to lose

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Sports / Re: What Some EPL Big Teams Would Be Like As Girls by XLR8(m): 12:36am On May 05, 2017
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Sports / What Some EPL Big Teams Would Be Like As Girls by XLR8(m): 12:32am On May 04, 2017
Let's take a minute to imagine how the characters of some Premier league clubs would be if they were girls.

Chelsea- She's going to be a high class girl probably living in an expensive area like Asokoro. She's a big girl riding a luxury car so let's call her an achiever. Although, once in a while she throws caution into the wind and allows some big boys (like man utd) to date her.

Liverpool- She's rich all right, she's talented and wears expensive make-up. She's really hard to get but when everyone is not watching she slides her panties down for few boys in the area that knows her code.

Tottenham- Oh! This is sort of babe that I like. She's a no nonsense girl, readily shunning any small boy that tries to woo her. She's so pompous she wouldn't blink twice at any guy that doesn't meet her specification. Though we heard she has a crush on Chelsea and once on Man utd. Hmmm

Man City- Now this babe is rich, classy, and any guy would easily sense the aura surrounding her. Though it's true that her dad is rich and spends a lot on her, she's a daddy's girl. She's not hard to get as long as you are rich and if you're a small boy just comport yourself in a manner that will exude some manner of opulence if you wanna totori her.

Man utd- This is the richest girl in the area. Her lineage has never been poor and better still she's self made. She was once the cynosure of all eyes until she lost her dad and ever since she hasn't totally overcome the sad emotions that ensued. She has lost some of her dignity but not her self respect. Therefore she allows boys to romance her and when those panties are about to slide down she DRAWS them up.

Arsenal- This babe is rich all right, she's even the most beautiful of all the ladies earlier mentioned. But her major flaw is that she's easily wooed. Just a few change and sweet words is all it takes to totori her. She's someone people nowadays would call "olosho". All and sundry are allowed to take her piece out of her cake. Recently, her father's indiscipline of her has been called into question.
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Phones / Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by XLR8(m): 9:16pm On Nov 09, 2014
How much is the screen of a lumia 520 pls
Phones / Re: Nokia Care @ Nigeria: by XLR8(m): 9:15pm On Nov 09, 2014
How much is the screen of lumia 520 pls
Nairaland / General / Re: Checkout What These "Home Alone" Stars Now Look Like by XLR8(m): 6:04pm On Oct 26, 2014
Kevin real name Macaulay culklin became a real big time drug addict. So addicted t remained a Lil bit for him to have gone crazy.. But he is recuperating now.
Phones / Re: Apple Fans Around The World Finally Get The Iphone 6 (PICTURES) by XLR8(m): 10:59pm On Sep 20, 2014
trishguy: am sure they are jobless cus how can pple who work in an office and get back around 5pm go out to stand in a line for hours just to get an overated thing with apple logo the only diff btwin dis and the iphone 5 is the screen nfc and design
funny yu! Cos a jobless person can't afford de bleepin fone
Romance / Re: The Worst Response To 'I Love You'? by XLR8(m): 11:47pm On Jan 10, 2014
Girl- i love you
boy- i love unicorns

why are you guys writing this stuff in such a way that it is the guy that gets dissed..nt fair o
Celebrities / Re: Photo: Woman Tattoos Her Face On Her B00bs (shocking) by XLR8(m): 11:40pm On Jan 10, 2014
Tolexander: I must learn how to make tattoo cos of these ladies making tattoo on their breasts and arse.
Is it possible making tattoo without touching the place to be tattooed?

abeg..yan me wen u wan go o grin
Education / Re: Students: How Many Hours Can You Study Maximumly At A Stretch? by XLR8(m): 11:37pm On Jan 10, 2014
Vivly: lol. My school has halls with good lighting for night class joor. Btw, is that You reading in that pic?

that kid ugly no b small grin grin @tolex
Education / Re: Students: How Many Hours Can You Study Maximumly At A Stretch? by XLR8(m): 11:31pm On Jan 10, 2014
Dhurmynick:

Eleyi gidigan

nazo o...i just don't like showing off
Education / Re: Students: How Many Hours Can You Study Maximumly At A Stretch? by XLR8(m): 11:29pm On Jan 10, 2014
annexes: i see

what are u seeing? grin grin . This is spiritual o
Education / Re: Students: How Many Hours Can You Study Maximumly At A Stretch? by XLR8(m): 11:27pm On Jan 10, 2014
Tolexander: olodo

ban dis boy abeg grin grin . He has flouted rule 2
Education / Re: Students: How Many Hours Can You Study Maximumly At A Stretch? by XLR8(m): 7:32pm On Jan 10, 2014
i can finish my reading at about 15mins max..like ama genius, i gat this super sharp brain (literally).

All i do is flip thru the pages and dats all..e.g. I can read an oxford dico in 5mins max.
Nairaland / General / Re: Nasa Releases Pic Of The "Hand Of God". by XLR8(m): 7:12pm On Jan 10, 2014
Amazing...
Politics / Re: Caption This Pic. by XLR8(m): 6:51pm On Jan 10, 2014
Any last request?
Science/Technology / Uk's 'river Of Blood' Mystery Solved by XLR8(m): 8:52am On Jan 10, 2014
The mystery of a UK stream that turned blood red has been solved after an investigation by Environment Agency officials.

Villagers were left puzzled when the babbling brook near Moulton, in Northamptonshire, flowed a gory crimson hue last week. Rumours began to circulate on social media about the likely cause - with some comparing it to a horror film and others fearing it was a sign of the apocalypse. One person wrote on Facebook: 'The start of the book of revelations. Thou local waters will turn red like blood is the sign of the coming of the Anti Christ.' Pep Finn-Scinaldi, 28, who lives close to the stream, said: 'At first I thought something had died as it looked like blood. 'But when it was all the way along we said it must have been a whale to create that much blood.' In the end, the reason turned out to be a lot less dramatic.

When Environment Agency chiefs found an ink spillage had caused the water to flow red. A spokesman said: 'The water has returned to its natural colour and, apart from the discolouration, we do not believe there were any negative environmental effects. 'We have worked with Anglian Water to trace the source of the red colouration through the surface water drains. 'The red colour was caused by a water-based ink which has no environmental impact.'
Celebrities / Re: How To Know If Witches In Your Village Are Following U.(u must be a celeb) by XLR8(m): 1:02am On Jan 10, 2014
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Romance / Re: Meet The Real-life Barbie: Valeria Lukyanova by XLR8(m): 12:53am On Jan 10, 2014
190daclown: does she phuc shocked

google should have a full info on that angry
Phones / Re: My Blackberry Battery Doesn't Last by XLR8(m): 12:50am On Jan 10, 2014
Anybody with a small round mouth charger here??
Sports / Re: M by XLR8(m): 12:47am On Jan 10, 2014
Amusing..
Music/Radio / Re: Psquare's Performance At Glo CAF Awards by XLR8(m): 12:42am On Jan 10, 2014
grin @aftermath's tweet is grin

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Celebrities / Re: Photos: Tyra Banks Passionately Kisses Bow Wow On Bet’s 106 And Park by XLR8(m): 12:17am On Jan 10, 2014
Too risque for moi age grin
Music/Radio / Re: Top 10 Breakup Songs To Get Over Your Ex- Boyfriend by XLR8(m): 12:07am On Jan 10, 2014
[size=200pt]LOSER[/size]
Culture / Re: Is It Right To Converse Like This Inside A Public Bus??? by XLR8(m): 4:09pm On Jan 09, 2014
martha: Alright dearie cheesy

You drew the first blood.
Nairaland / General / Re: What Have You Done As A Human Being That You Think No Other Person Has Done? by XLR8(m): 3:51pm On Jan 09, 2014
martha: I know

i actually didn't know..saw strangebro's post. tongue
Nairaland / General / Re: What Have You Done As A Human Being That You Think No Other Person Has Done? by XLR8(m): 3:47pm On Jan 09, 2014
martha: Hmmm

ure fond of saying that

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