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Ukuts gp: May plane crash not happen again in this country in Jesus name. If support this prayer click like button.

so pathetic seeing people saying absurd things just to get a like..
Soon you'll start seeing "click like if you don't want to die today"

Tolexander: don't be a lazy boy!
Google is the room, that free mtn mb is the key to open it!

am telling that they are the same

Tolexander: that isn't physiology bro, that is anatomy!

whats the difference?

Moxie4lyf: Is "nko" an english word?...
U contradict yourself with your written english. And for this cause,ASUU needs to continue the strike till The battle is won

stop bringing your goofy opinion into the picture cos we already have enof mess at hand to deal with..though i said "nko" am still driving home my point..goof off

Hope she doesnt try something funny like DIVING. Else the water in the pool will splash out entirely leaving the pool empty

So lets see...you guys are annoyed because FG didn't make well their threat..oh-ho..so assuming they did that will be cool right?..i know it was stupid of them to make the threat at the 1st place and it caused quite a fracas but since they've now lifted it nko.thats ok..

You guys are being ambivalent on this issue.

Tolexander: This administration no gat balls in its scrotal sac jare. The main reason why they aren't taken serious!

must u always talk human physiology?

Just use fertilizer on your head..that is money-wise

J0nyb0y: Like if you played it as a Kid.. Miss those days
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P.s : check my signature

see shrek..

waspa1: bros u too funny,what u ar combing about in sokoto is actually in the pocket of your sokoto(trouser) the highest corrupt leaders in the world are made in Nigeria*shikena!*

thank God i made first to comment today and eventually make today my happiest day on nairaland..abeg make una dance..etigi, azonto,skelewu and apala wit me..yahayaaaaaaa ;Dbros u too funny,what u ar combing about in sokoto is actually in the pocket of your sokoto(trouser) the highest corrupt leaders in the world are made in Nigeria*shikena!*

thank God i made first to comment today and eventually make today my happiest day on nairaland..abeg make una dance..etigi, azonto,skelewu and apala wit me..yahayaaaaaaa

i can see na u tich dem corruption ....ure the 3rd to comment and u still dey say 1st.

Emmyk: We produce many things, you only see 'em under the guise of foreign countries, so Nigerians can patronize it, because we dont like local stuffs we produce.

You my friend, will pick 10 foreign products before you pick 1 local one.

true.

I was so annoyed when I checked a pack of safety matches and saw "made in india". Someone also said we actually import Toothpicks!! :O. Recently GEJ just banned the importation of fishes. We import almost everything. Though I know we export some edible goods majorly fruits but we don't really make them. The oil we are exporting also, we don't produce it unlike countries like germany, china that is known for producing cars and USA..forget
So I was wondering what product can Nigeria actually boast of producing and exporting and making huge incentives.

Hollywood and other countries like china, make animation movies that even beats nollywood movies. Imagine animation movies like adventures of tintin, Ben 10, Avatar, Dante's Inferno, Escape from planet earth etc. Can nollywood ever make cartoons? The thought of it make me
. Imagine a yoruba, igbo or hausa cartoon . This is actually a huge challenge. Hotshots, talented, infallible nigerians 3D designers should wake up but i know you go complain about funds

And are you sure this will work on my hausa sheju phone??...

Moreover, how to extend the 240MB, i dont know o

Ugliness runs in their blood...they should transform that.

#1-stunner:
TNX

#1-runner...your signature is so stupid...you said one word but wrote "beautiful me"...wtf!

awon "aiye" is not in support of this marriage....go and appease the gods

fairygeh: . God bless you too for your sensible post.truth be told,the lady in question doesn't impress me with her roles in movies.she wears clothes as if she isn't married,almost appearing n ude and I have always suspected that she could be promiscous,she doesn't strike me as a decent woman.she speaks carelessly,mostly cursing and all.she's nothing like her late mother who was so reserved.

TIS TRUE

Tolexander: you can only understand when you stop using your anaal muscle cells to read!

ANAAL MUSCLE CELLS

Auxigen: really inspiring. . . . .you wil never find pple in this kind of post 0o. . if it's "whats d meaning of eminado,wizkid throws money at fans,tonto dikeh reveals her busts. . .etc you'll find traffic.

lol...abi o

Rawdeal: Hmm...good for some of them...they deserve a break. Worst prison I've visited is Ikoyi...

what for?? you be ex-convict?

I saw this thread "who is the grandpa and grandma on NL" and decided to bring this up.

who is the youngest male and female or hermaphrodite on nairaland

Am 16 by the way.

So you want to get a degree, why? Let me tell you what the society will tell you:
 Increases your chances of getting a job
 Provides u with an opportunity to be successful
 Your life will be a lot less stressful
EDUCATION IS THE KEY
Now let me tell you what your parents will tell you...”make me proud”
Now let us look at the statistics: Steve Jobs, net worth $7B (RIP)...Richard Branson net worth $4.2B....Oprah Winfrey, net worth $2.7B...Mark Zuckenberg...Henry Ford...Steven Spielberg...Bill Gates now here comes the coup de grace. Looking at these individuals, what’s your conclusion? None of them ever graduated from a higher learning institution.

Now some of u will protest like money is a way of measuring worldly success some will even go on to say “I don’t do it for the money”, so what are you studying for? To work for a charity? You need more clarity? Let’s look at the statistics.
Jesus, Muhammed, Socrates, Malcolm X, Mother Theresa, Spielberg, Shakespeare, Beethoven, Jesse Owens, Muhammed Ali, Sean Carter, Michael Jeffrey Jordan, Michael Joseph Jackson, well all of these successful and great people were educated though they didn’t go to school. All am saying is if there is a family tree, hard work and education will be related while school will probably be a distant cousin.
See as long as you follow the rules and pass exams you are cool but are you aware that examiners have a check list and if your answer is something out of the box the automatic response is a cross and they claim that school expands your horizons and visions but tell that to Malcolm X who dropped out of school and is well renowned for what he learned in the prison.

George bush said “Education is about inspiring one’s mind not just filling their head” See am not saying school is evil and there is nothing to gain but all am saying is understand your motives and re-access your aims because if you want a job working with someone else then help yourself but that will be a contradiction because you wouldn’t really be helping yourself but helping someone else. There is a saying that says “If you don’t build your dreams someone else will hire you to help build theirs. Redefine how you view education understand its true meaning, education is not just about regurgitating facts from a book or someone else’s opinion on a subject to passing exam look at it. Picasa was educated in the way of arts, Shakespeare was educated in the art of writing, Colonel Harland Sanders was educated in the arts of making Kentucky fried chicken.

I once saw David Beckham take a free kick, I watched as the side of his Adidas sponsored boots hit the ball at an angle which caused it to travel towards the skies as if it was destined for the heavens then as it reached the peak of its momentum it was as if it changed its mind and switched direction I watched as the goal keeper froze and in the fraction of a mini second too late the goal net embraced the ball as if it was a prodigal son coming home. I looked at it and said wow, look at David Beckham and said there is more than one way to be an educated man.

“I will not let an exam result decide my fate” sully breaks, vanity fair.2009
say amen

safarigirl: okay, done. Thanks
stop exposing your ignorance abeg. I already said the mistake was made by the MODS, not ME. Go back and read the original post. I specifically typed 2014...are you blind or just quick to type?

see i wont insult/curse u..infact i will bless u...i pray dat an overspeeding trailer of success go crush u..amen

Oh i see...the OP is a girl no wonda...2004 ko..SMH

OP made a mistake wif the title...why nigeria must win 2004 world cup instead of 2014...

Is it also true cats spits dis vicious venom that can blind your eyes??

Also when u kill a toad or frog..pple wil tel u to turn t bak on its belly...cos if tis on its bak..d dead toad dey use its hand to curse u..smtin lyk.."ur papa..ur mama..yo ba iya re"

IT REMAINS LIL WAYNE

Na wolf wey wan kil me...in our area wen we wake up in da morning we go see dead goats for street, some headless,some legless.lol..na so for night d vigilante discovered dat twas a wolf terrorizing d neighbourhood..so for night me wan go bai bread..na so i see am growling at me..tankfully my scooter was wif me..nd twas mad metal,.wen i knack am for im head..d tin jus seedan dey luk me for face for lyk 5 mins..na so wan man come finish am off.....as in.b4 d wolf was killed.lyk for landlord meetings..or wen u go jus sit outside ur haos dey enjoy breeze..u go see sticks cutlass machete bsyd dem..if u wan enta person haos instead of d welcome sign na cutlass u go c..wen pple dey strol 4 street na cutlass u go c wif em..

Oziddy: And iam seriously shading tears, for so any reasons. RIP my luvly cutties.
When will accidents stop occuring in Ogbor Hill?

that makes two of us crying..tis so smh..during devotion..God y na