₦airaland Forum

dagentility:
Dont think any guy can get me with this.

so, what kinda tips work on you?

phuking made sense

Jbluv55:
Bottle of Gulder for you sire

https://marketingworldmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/GULDER-BOTTLE.jpg

And GOOD MORNING

thanks
G- Guys
U-Under
L-Liquor
D-Deserve
E-Extra
R-Rounds

good afternoon oga musa


BTW, olubukato, accept my offer and see me drag you to the mud.

the male glasses



op, na ogun go kill Ya papa if answer no dey

youngdude1:
Diegoal Goalstar has open his spain account today....hoping for a brace

and no Madrid player was on the in the field to spoil the game

SpcAgtOko:
Mtcheeew.

give me one bottle of gulder with good morning when bringing it. btw, who's obinoscopy?

SpcAgtOko:
Xp17

how far? see as you do ear like Ghana made motorcycle

olubukato:
ochon, i fit drop now if u are still up for it..

I beg to host you whenever you re ready . I wanna down your rep here and use rozza's bra to clean poo outta you.

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the place is cool, but not as beautiful as ajegule though.
hope one day Canada and USA would get to where Nigeria is presently.





justwise do the needful

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Jbluv55:
I'll keep that in mind sir .....*whispers to him*......my lady may be requesting a special 'traditional delicacy' from me very soon

hope you are not in comparison with my original traditional zeemoore and your Starbucks oyinbo woman ?





BTW, can she boil water?

zeemoore:
Awwww
You're such a darling

Tiv

anything that makes my lady happy is okay by me
tiv ko, thief ni.

actually been thinking you either Yoruba or ibo.
hope you have one of those small earthenwares the 'thief' women usually place on their heads, and the neck and the waist beads? I really like the 'thief' woman traditional costume.

btw, how come you write in ibo and Yoruba?

zeemoore:
Great
A lil birdie told me you now climb trees old men point from afar
Is it true?

are you minding jb? he now dances to 'surugede' (the dance of the spirit) and also, he drinks cold beer with the demons in the forest. na waooo! kids eating food prepared for elder statesmen.





#revolution

Jbluv55:
Hehe . Its nice of you to have done that sir .

*whispers to him*....it shows you respect and care for your very much

when a lady ask for such a traditional delicacy, you don't need to keep her waiting.



zeemoore, are you urobo?
if no, what?

zeemoore:
Okies
owo soup and boiled yam, served in earthenware pot
I want the soup thick

jbluv55, don't border yourself, I'll serve my lady all by myself

Jbluv55:
Isn't that the same as as Ogbono?

no na! that urubo soup that is made with potash. usually eaten either with starch or yam or plantain

Jbluv55:
I greet you sire . How is your day going?

I just dey look up, maybe some mannas would fall . normal naija man prayer.

Truckpusher:
The great Igho.
Was up ? broda!

na me be the young messIAH,
what you reQUiRE to meet your deSIRE,
I no dey adMIRE timaYA,
becos him no be JeremiAH,
abi na IsaIAH?
if you try olukoIAH , you go die by fIRE,
na me be lawYER wey no be liAR,
becos I'm from a roYAL empIRE.
I dey loYAL,
I no dey tiRE ,
with a special compilER,
in all situations, I dey shout halleluJAH.





I still prostrate. make I stand up sir?

zeemoore:
[size=30] xp17, thanks for the mention[/size]

make any order on me.

Amefrica:
Anybody in Canada here?

no sir, we all live in etinosa local govt.

just flex the last days of summer, because winter with -ve degree go do something. btw, how acada?

SpcAgtOko:
Chisos! Wear some PPE so the falling church doesn't harm you.

Are you repenting for being mean to me?
God is watching you.

mean Ke?
those are actually me being nice

btw, how can I fall when I don't allow pastors to lay hands on me? do I really need someone to help me talk to my God?



Luke 4:23
physician cure yourself

James 5:13
And if any of you is in suffering, let him pray...

SpcAgtOko:
Or... Don't live there

How is Mumsy?

she should be alright. we talked like a minute or two on Saturday. I'd try to call her for a long talk before the week runs out

btw, I'm attending a church service the other sunday (19th) I just hope heaven wouldn't fall.






has anyone seen Mr.190 lately?

SpcAgtOko:
Ha. We have those annoying radars that snap but they snap from the front. We only have back plates.. They are randomly set up. Its always my luck that I'm going the limit when a cop is parked at them because otherwise I'm speeding.

in New York, driving is totally different and difficult. there, all the traffic radars work like GEJ, you can't make a right turn on a red light, and the rate of cops everywhere is alarming. I'd just catch a bus or a train if I live there, because of the traffic.

Jbluv55:
Aaww!!! It was chilled when I served it. Maybe it got warm because you didn't take it in time?

Shall I bring chilled star?

S-stay
T-together
A-and
R-romance.

2 shine shine borbor would go a long way to revitalize a stressful day.

SpcAgtOko:
Yeah. Yours is way more than mine. I have a clean record.

insurance is on a high side here, because of high rates of liabilities from drunk drivers. thank God it does not snow here, and the traffic cameras doesn't snap when you run a red light, that would have been suicidal.

SpcAgtOko:
Xp17

You are a dangerous driver.
Your insurance should be high. You are lucky.

dangerous Ke?
my driving is been bad lately ,maybe because I'm having a change in my driving pattern (from offensive to defensive). I used to race a lot , sometimes even with cops and emergency vehicles, so long I don't drive pass them, until my recent alone accident, wasn't too bad, just slashed the front tire on the driver's side. lately, I try to maintain the speed limits or the legal 5miles above, except on few occasions. but I'm considering going back to my offensive way, because it makes me be proactive and gives me smoother driving.

my insurance is getting better though.up till sometime this year, I was paying almost $280 monthly or $15** when I pay every 6months , but right now , It's been reduced below $200monthly.

my driving history is very clean like Vincent eyeama clean sheet, except on a not at fault accident I had long time ago. I should be looking forward to pay $100 monthly sometime next year.


@jbluv55, thanks for the lager, but it wasn't chilled as expected